In the early morning, a layer of fog rose silently outside, with the damp cold and dampness characteristic of hilly terrain. The sun had not yet fully risen, and there was only a faint light outside, but the smell of cooking on the stove in the old alleys of the street had begun to fill the slightly cold air.

The window was not closed, and the wind outside carried the aroma of rice noodles with steamed buns, which slowly drifted into Li Guo's nose. He sat up from the bed a little tired, glanced at Sister Xue, who was curled up next to him and sleeping sweetly, and seemed to be more tired than him, then leaned down and kissed her cheek, which was still lingering, and then walked to the bathroom with [***] in tow, sat on the toilet and lit a cigarette.

Li Guo always felt that something was weird, for example, after Sister Xue sat down violently yesterday, what happened, he actually remembered vaguely, it was like a dream, knowing that he had dreamed, but he didn't remember the content of the dream at all.

And Sister Xue also seems to be a little strange, when I looked at her just now, her face was obviously not as pink and ruddy as usual, just like a martial arts master who suffered internal injuries in a movie or TV series, there was no obvious change, but if you look closely, you can still see that it is slightly different.

Of course, even if he had doubts, Li Guo had to wait for Sister Xue to get up before he could ask, not to mention that Li Guo still wanted to know what the liquid with the vision that flowed out of Sister Xue yesterday contained what it contained...... After finishing the tuba, Li Guo got up and took down the razor hanging in the hotel bathroom to charge, and began to prepare to clean the beauty ditch on his chin in front of the mirror.

Can...... When he stood in front of the mirror, the expensive Philips razor that Li Mingxue had given Li Guo as a gift for his twentieth birthday slipped silently to the ground.

Li Guo had a long mouth, looking at himself in the mirror in a demented manner, from the chest to the navel, there were seven small round beads with colorful shimmering light arranged very distortedly, as if they were LED lights installed on billboards, one was lit up and the other continued to shine, flashing a blurred light.

Li Guo looked down at the buttons about the size of a coin on his body, and then poked them with his hand, and found that the balls that were attached to his body in a hemispherical shape were warm, some were cold, some were like red-hot iron pots, and some were like biting ice water.

"Mother...... Li Guo patted his face in the mirror, and then stretched out a finger to himself in the mirror: "Calm down!" Be sure to calm down! ”

After comforting himself, he began to think crankily. For a while, he thought that he had been kidnapped by aliens last night, and planted a series of information transmitters on his body, with the purpose of transmitting a human life trajectory for the aliens to study, just like a satellite receiver strapped to a bird. For a while, I guessed that in fact, this world was actually made up of binary numbers, and all people just lived here mentally, and ** was kept in a small bucket by a huge machine to provide energy to this machine. And the reason why Li Guo has this may be because there is a sudden surname bug in that machine.

Or...... Li Guo touched his chin: "Could it be that I am Neo?" ”

"Brother......" When Li Guo was thinking nonsense in the mirror, Sister Xue leaned against the door frame as if she was falling apart and called Li Guo: "You are not a neo ......"

After finishing speaking, Sister Xue sat on the toilet blindfolded and didn't care at all, and began to go to the toilet in front of Li Guo: "That's Dragon Ball." My Dragon Balls. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Dragon Ball? The kind that seven can fulfill one wish? ”

Sister Xue raised her face and glanced at Li Guo, then stood up from the toilet, and then pointed to the napkin on the washstand: "Brother, hand me the paper." ”

Li Guo sighed, reflexively handed the toilet paper to Sister Xue, and then watched with a pair of confused eyes as Sister Xue slowly wiped the remaining pee from there, and then waited silently for her answer.

"Of course not...... Sister Xue leaned next to Li Guo and began to squeeze toothpaste while carefully looking in the mirror: "I'll put the dragon ball on you and raise it." Okay...... Brother. I can't keep it. ”

When Li Guo heard this, he felt a little weird, as if there were good dishes at home when he was a child, Guo's mother often lied to Li Guo and said, "Baby, eat all this, mother doesn't like to eat." Although usually it ends up being cheaper...... But Li Guo still felt that Sister Xue's expression when she said this now was not at all different from that of Guo's mother at that time.

"You're lying to me...... Li Guo touched the small ball on his body, although it was very hot or cold, but it didn't seem to hurt him: "It feels weird." ”

Sister Xue had already brushed a mouthful of foam from her toothbrush when Li Guo asked a question, she didn't speak, just glanced back at Li Guo resentfully, then bit the toothbrush, grabbed Li Guo's hand with both hands, hugged her waist, and didn't say a word.

"Why are you so cold!" Li Guo hugged Sister Xue's body and found that her body was as cold as a piece of frozen meat in the refrigerator: "Are you okay?" ”

Sister Xue shook her head and spit out the foam in her mouth: "Brother is so stupid, I'm a dragon." Dragons are cold-blooded, and they usually maintain their body temperature by basking in the sun or using mana. ”

Li Guo sighed, and slowly touched Sister Xue's body: "Yesterday...... That one...... I don't remember the rest of the story. ”

"You hurt me yesterday." Sister Xue looked very delicate, and rubbed Li Guo with her ass silently, and pouted her ass slightly: "It's so intense...... And I got it all to the innermost part of me. ”

Li Guo took out one hand and pinched his temples hard: "I'm sorry...... Possible...... It may be that yesterday's emotions were too intense and liberated the **. ”

Long Shenxue turned around and blocked Li Guo's lips with her fingers: "Brother, don't say sorry to Xue'er, Xue'er will always be my brother's." But brother, can you help me keep yesterday's incident secret, I don't want others to know. I don't want a name, but I ...... I'm shy. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, then trembled violently in his heart, hugged Sister Xue tightly, and then buried his head in her long silver-white hair.

And Sister Xue was behind Li Guo's back, and made an OK gesture towards the little eye pierced by the sword qi on the wardrobe, and gave her a defiant look.

Mo Chou was quite indignant, so angry that he bit the sword box, and the dragon descending wood, which the blade couldn't pierce with sword energy, was actually bitten by Mo Chou and creaked.

"What sound?" Li Guo followed the crunching sound. Then he tried to go over and find out.

Sister Xue was suddenly shocked, dragged Li Guo over, and then stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Guo's mouth, kissing him for a long, long time before letting go of him, after letting go, Sister Xue looked at Li Guo with hazy eyes: "Brother, in fact, Xue'er is a very silver girl." I want to be with my brother every day, every hour, every minute, every second. So, brother, don't snub Cher too much......"

The sound of Mo Chou biting the sword box came again...... But this time the voice did not alarm Li Guo, because Li Guo was really made upset by Sister Xue's intimate and debauched little seduction. It is said that the greatest lethality of women to men is in the coquettishness when they are not dressed, Sister Xue, who is usually delicate and dignified and jasper-like, said debauchery words that Li Guo couldn't think of in a small space, which seemed to directly give Li Guo a high-explosive armor-piercing bullet...... Seeing Li Guo's expression, Xue'er glanced at the wardrobe, then hugged Li Guo, leaned into his ear and said, "Brother, let's play in the bathroom once." While Mo Chou hasn't come back yet. ”

Saying that, Sister Xue hurriedly gestured to Mo Chou in the wardrobe while Li Guo was not paying attention, and asked her to quickly find a chance to run away. After the gesture, Sister Xue pushed Li Guo and sat on the toilet, and with a hook of her hind feet, the bathroom door was closed with a bang.

Although Mo Chou heard Sister Xue stuffing in the bathroom, he was so angry that he wanted to kick the door. But she is a very smart underage girl, so she only left one sentence: "I'll see you in three months!" ”

With that, she jumped from the sixteenth floor like lightning with her hellokitty wallet full of red tickets, and viciously smashed a crater out of the concrete pavement on the unmanned backstreet when she landed...... Then Mo Chou turned his grief into appetite, rushed to a breakfast stall, contracted a full three drawers of freshly baked large meat buns, and after eating, he felt that it was not enough, and ate 27 tea eggs and 22 servings of dandan noodles, and under the flashing light of the mobile phone, he asked for another drawer of steamed buns...... And after eating, he shot three hundred very chic and shouted: "Don't look for it!" ”

After speaking, she snorted and pushed away the crowd of onlookers, and strode out towards the place where the morning sun rose. And the owner of the remaining early stall took three hundred tears and burst into tears: "Sister...... Not ...... enough."

Of course, Mo Chou didn't hear the boss's crying call at all, but he ate what he saw along the way, and bought what he saw and didn't eat, anyway, he turned all the monstrous grievances into a brave and fearless appetite, and treated all the white things as Long Shenxue, and ate them all bite by bite...... And along the way, Mo Chou met a total of thirty-seven accosting people, including rich and handsome, ordinary people, college students, and even a middle school student whose lips had just come out of adolescent fluff.

Mo Chou ignored everything, and even had a rich and handsome man who thought very highly of himself, and actually dared to reach out to pull Mo Chou's arm, when it was, a bloody wind and rain blew by, Mo Chou didn't say a word, directly a lion twenty-eight consecutive bullets, over-the-shoulder throws to take out large, medium and small grabs, camel wrench, Dutch windmills...... Although Mo Chou was holding the measure in his hand, where could ordinary people afford such a set meal, the rich and handsome man knelt down on the spot, begging his aunt to spare his life with a handful of snot and nosebleeds. Mo Chou happily let him go, and warned him with righteous words, and then molested women, and his life returned to the west...... Of course, Mo Chou is not angry with Li Guo, but angry with Long Shenxue, who is as sullen as Li Guo, what he said just now is clearly teasing Mo Chou, and it is clear that Mo Chou is envious, jealous and hateful, in revenge for Mo Chou saying that she is the revenge of an old woman. These Mo Chou know everything, but he is still young, and the hardware facilities are not complete, otherwise which turn will be the old woman to be powerful!

"If Mo Chou had been born two years earlier, you would have been a good life." Mo Chou sat on the white marble elephant at the door of the hotel and pinched it: "Take the wind's life!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Mo Chou patted his head: "Why should Mo Chou listen to her!" ”

As he spoke, Mo Chouxiong jumped off the elephant with a high spirit, and then walked up vertically along the exterior wall of the hotel with his head held high, which violated the laws of physics. Fortunately, there is a large open park behind this hotel, and it is quite early in the morning, and those who should go to work have not gotten up. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fun to see a person walking on the wall.

When Mo Chou came back to the house from the window, he saw Li Guo squatting on the ground sorting out the clothes in the suitcase, and Sister Xue was not there, but there was a sound of rushing water in the bathroom.

"Xianggong." Mo Chou called sweetly: "Don't you think about Mo Chou......"

Li Guo raised his head, and Mo Chou immediately hugged Li Guo's neck from behind: "Do you want to think about it...... Don't you think about it......"

Li Guo blinked his eyes, and in the face of Mo Chou's sudden coquettishness, Li Guo did have some inexplicable feelings, but he still responded to Mo Chou: "Yes, I seemed to hear your voice last night." ”

When Mo Chou heard this, his face changed slightly, and then he shook his head decisively: "Mo Chou didn't come back yesterday, and spent the night alone in the deep mountains and old forests." ”

"Oh?" Li Guo knew that Mo Chou was looking for his former residence, so he turned his head and glanced at Mo Chou: "Did you find the place where you originally lived?" ”

"This ...... That ...... "Mo Chou hesitated for a while, she went back to her fart home yesterday, she peeped here all night, but Mo Chou is really not a master of lying, and after thinking for thirty seconds, she replied stupidly: "No ......"

Li Guo glanced back at Mo Chou in surprise: "Let's go, let's go find your bracelet and ......"

"Hairpin!" Mo Chou exclaimed excitedly: "It's all Mo Chou's dowry." ”

As she was talking, Sister Xue walked out of the bathroom, no different from usual, wearing a small suit, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, her white hair was pulled into a bun and coiled behind her head, and her body exuded the same strong and different fragrance as in the room.

"The smell on your body ......" Li Guo smiled stiffly: "I haven't smelled ...... before"

Sister Xue stuck out her tongue: "A kind of ambergris...... It's not the whale's one, but the ambergris that can really detoxify and heal......"

When Li Guo heard this, two puffs of air popped out of his nose: "That...... If I am poisoned in the future......"

Sister Xue glanced at Mo Chou, and then nodded: "Only you can use it." ”

This time, Mo Chou didn't understand at all, but just turned his head and asked Sister Xue in surprise: "Why is it only Xianggong?" Don't you worry? ”

Li Guo's smile became more and more stiff, patted Mo Chou's buttocks, and stood up from the ground: "You may not be used to ......"

After Sister Xue next to her heard this, she glanced at Li Guo strangely, and then blushed and pulled Mo Chou up: "Let's go, I'll go with you today." ”

When he went downstairs to wait for the car, Mo Chou quietly asked Sister Xue: "Didn't you say that after the first time, it would hurt to walk the next day?" ”

Sister Xue shook her head: "When the time comes, you will know if you try, I won't hurt anyway." ”

Mo Chou sighed, and then came to Li Guo, who was stopping the car: "Xianggong, how did you and Sister Xue yesterday?" ”

"Ah......" Li Guo was stunned: "It's hard to say......"

Mo Chou let out a long sound, and then pointed at Li Guo with his finger: "Xianggong has done something bad again." Quietly tell Mo Chou, is Sister Xue amazing......"

Li Guo glanced at Sister Xue, and then twisted Mo Chou's face vigorously: "I won't tell you." ”

Mo Chou's eyes smiled into a small crescent: "It seems that Sister Xue serves me very well." ”

Li Guo coughed: "Tell me about your dowry." ”

Mo Chou pursed her lips, knowing that Li Guo was opening up the topic, but she didn't continue to ask the surname, but continued to follow Li Guo's words: "Mo Chou has six dowries. The thousand-faced Buddha light bracelet, the purple gold jasper hairpin, the lotus silk glazed shoes, the jade cloud dragon pendant, the Xuanshui Wujin ring and the phoenix cloud neon dress, the thousand Buddha bracelet, the golden jade hairpin and the glass boots are not by Mo Chou's side, and the other three are still there. ”

Saying that, Mo Chou took out a black ring from the sword box, and pulled out a green and white cloud dragon jade pendant on his waist: "The clothes are Mo Chou's clothes." ”

Li Guo sighed: "That looks very ordinary......"

"It's just ordinary, that dress is invulnerable, Mo Chou has never brought an umbrella after wearing it." Mo Chou said, and handed the ring to Li Guo: "This ring, you can wear it." ”

"Okay." Li Guo said it, and went directly to his hand.

"Don't!" As soon as Sister Xue saw Li Guo wearing the ring, she immediately spoke out to stop her, but it was too late: "Oops......"

Li Guo looked at Sister Xue and then at Mo Chou: "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Brother...... There is a spell on this ring, and you can't take it off when you put it on. Sister Xue picked up Li Guo's hand: "In case you want to abandon Mo Chou and cut off your limbs directly...... It's a severed limb! Not a severed finger! ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then gently took off the ring: "Isn't it possible to take it off......

"Small-bellied chicken intestines." Mo Chou glanced at Sister Xue, and finally pulled back a game: "This ring, only when the person who wears it has the idea of abandoning Mo Chou in his heart, he will only launch the spell, otherwise he is usually an ordinary plaything." ”

Li Guo blinked his eyes: "So amazing?" Then I'll have to keep it safe. ”

As he spoke, Li Guo took out the necklace in front of his neck, unfastened the buckle, and then put Mo Chou's ring in it on the Internet, and trembled, colliding with the other two rings on it and making a crisp sound: "If you give rings again, you won't accept them...... I can't even lift my head. ”

After getting into the taxi, Mo Chou sat in the back seat and continued: "As for the jade dragon pendant, it's actually nothing, it's just that it can protect people from the erosion of evil qi and suppress the demons in their hearts." This piece of jade can't be given to you, ho, Xianggong. You know......"

Li Guo nodded, Mo Chou definitely can't leave this piece of jade, otherwise she is easily eroded by evil qi and attracts demons, all this will continue until the age of eighteen after adulthood, and Mo Chou will be a complete body after adulthood, and her spiritual power will reach an unprecedented peak...... In other words, the day when Mo Chou is eighteen years old, it will lead to a catastrophe. Of course, this catastrophe is not as terrifying as in the novel, but it is just a change in the sky caused by the explosion of spiritual power. and build a bridge between heaven and earth with less resistance, which will draw lightning down.

This thing is not at all stressful for Mo Chou, after all, the sword immortal, the last thing he is afraid of is thunder, there is a lightning rod...... "Are you talking about games?" The driver who drove the car was not very old, and his fluent Mandarin made Li Guo quite kind: "What games do you all play?" ”

"World of Warcraft!" Mo Chou replied excitedly: "Mo Chou is mt." ”

When the brother heard this, he glanced at Mo Chou strangely: "Are there any demons in the World of Warcraft?" ”

"The version has been updated." Li Guo hurriedly played a round: "The ...... updated this morning"

's brother sighed: "I don't have time to play." By the way, the girl in the back was the main character at that comic con two days ago, right? I went to see it, and it was so handsome. I'll give me an autograph, I've been driving for four or five years, and it's the first time a star has been in the car. ”

Li Guo just laughed and didn't answer. And the driver looked at the meter, and then turned it up directly: "For this good omen, this trip is free." By the way, which of you has worn perfume? It smells so good, it's the first time I've smelled so pleasant. Usually those inferior perfumes make my head ache. ”

Li Guo coughed: "I wiped the ......"

Sister Xue and Mo Chou burst out laughing on the spot. And the brother glanced at Li Guo strangely: "Can make a man exude femininity, this perfume is definitely not cheap." ”

Li Guo coughed: "I like men......"

The brother suddenly became excited, and then looked at the two pompous girls in the back seat through the rearview mirror: "No wonder, I said brother." It's not a good road, I know a guy who was in love with the same surname and later committed suicide. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and glanced at the two girls behind him very innocently, with a heroic spirit of "dedication to love" in his eyes, and cleared his throat: "Suicide...... I certainly won't. I'm not short of money, and I have a job......"

"I know that person, his name is Leslie Cheung." 's brother turned his head and glanced at Li Guo: "He committed suicide, and he turned back." Almost, there is a section in front of Wenshu Monastery that can't be parked, so I'll send you here. ”

Li Guo thanked him and took out the money from his pocket: "Let's count the money, it's not easy for you to be in the wind." ”

The driver waved his hand: "It's okay, there is not much road." Give me an autograph...... This girl must be an international superstar in the future, and I will invest in disguise. ”

After speaking, he took out a pen and a notebook and handed them to Mo Chou: "Sign a bigger one." ”

Mo Chou sighed, took the pen awkwardly, and under the gaze of his brother, he actually held back the sweat on his head. Only then did Li Guo remember...... Mo Chou's words written with a pen with a Chinese surname, that is called an earth-shattering crying ghost, except for the prescription issued in the hospital, I am afraid that no one can be uglier than her words, but now the arrow has to be ...... This time, Li Guo was sweating...... Mo Chou is a very face-saving little girl, if she really signs it, I'm afraid she will have to toss Li Guo and cripple her today. Why didn't you think of this just now...... But fortunately, Sister Xue sat next to her, she patted Mo Chou's waist with her hand, and then suddenly slapped her face. The brother who was turning his head to watch suddenly stopped there motionless like a movie that had been paused by the pause button.

And Sister Xue took the pen and paper from Mo Chou's hand at this time, and helped Mo Chou write a mellow signature that was so beautiful that the words were like his own, and then changed the pen and paper to Mo Chou, and patted Mo Chou's shoulder: "A girl who can't write calligraphy with a hard pen is not a good sword fairy." ”

Mo Chou snorted and glanced at Sister Xue: "Mo Chou will start practicing calligraphy at night!" ”

As she spoke, Sister Xue clapped her hands again, and the brother moved again as if he continued to play. And after receiving the signature handed to him by Mo Chou, he happily waved goodbye to Li Guo and them. In the end, he deliberately rolled down the window and shouted at Li Guo: "Brother, there are such two beautiful girls next to you, turn back early, it's not good to fall in love with the same surname!" ”

His voice was quite loud, there were many people offering incense in the temple, and Li Guo attracted a lot of attention...... Burst into tears.

After a period of pedestrian passage, Li Guo finally walked into the temple gate, at first glance, a solemn smell of solemnity just now on the road bustling all to expel clean, although the hall is large, but the whole seems very quiet, no matter adults and children, even if the children are mischievous, after walking in, most of them are quiet.

"It's a nice place." Sister Xue took a deep breath: "The smell of sandalwood ......"

Li Guo snorted, looked around, and threw a hundred yuan in the merit box.

And Mo Chou didn't speak, just walked straight to the entrance of the courtyard where the tourists stopped at the back, where a thin monk was sitting there, and after seeing Mo Chou, he saluted: "I'm sorry, the back is our living area, and we can't enter." ”

And Mo Chou didn't seem to care at all, he flashed past the monk in a flash, and walked straight inside. Seeing that the monk was about to call the security guard, Li Guo's eyes were quick, and he took out his documents: "From the Public Security Bureau, there is a fugitive who has climbed over the wall and entered!" ”

The monk was stunned for a moment, and he didn't see whether the certificate in Li Guo's hand was real or fake, anyway, he saw a shiny national emblem. However, it was this national emblem with leaves that frightened the monk for a moment, and immediately sat back honestly, and even when Li Guo entered, he also made a way for Li Guo.

"Brother, do you feel anything?" Sister Xue bumped Li Guo with her arm: "In this, there is a sense of death mixed with anger!" ”

"Dead air?" Li Guo scratched his face: "Is it the smell of corpses?" ”

Sister Xue shook her head: "It's a person who should have died, but was still alive." ”

Li Guo didn't have any wisdom roots, and he couldn't understand Sister Xue's Zen theory, shrugged his shoulders, quickly followed Mo Chou, and turned his head to Sister Xue and said, "There won't be any danger, right?" ”

Sister Xue hehe: "Fool ......"

(To be continued)