Chapter 491: Daddy's Professionalism
In fact, in the final analysis, these so-called gods and goddesses are all nonsense.
Even the stinky Taoist priest who seemed to really have a few brushes in his hand and a cautious face was talking nonsense.
This can be seen from his movements, he is completely fooling.
If it weren't for the earthy yellow Taoist robe on his body and the peachwood sword and compass in his hand, I'm afraid no one would think that he was a Taoist priest who slayed demons and eliminated demons, but was more like a farmer.
"Dad, what is that uncle going to do?" Through the single-sided glass, Xin'er pointed to the approaching Taoist priest outside the car and asked.
"This ......"
Zhang Ye pondered for a moment, but did not say anything. Because he couldn't see what this Taoist priest was doing with the peachwood sword in his hand.
If someone who knows how to see this, they will definitely say 'unfathomable'. Because I don't understand, it's profound.
But Zhang Ye knew that this guy was pretending to be a god.
So, after a while, he said, "That uncle is dancing the gods." β
"What are you doing?" Xiao Linglong lay in Hu Xinrui's arms and rubbed her eyes cutely, and then asked in a daze.
"The good thing to say is to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and the ugly thing to say is to pretend to be a god and play ghosts."
"Demon slaying and demon extermination?"
Zhang Ye didn't expect it at all. His words actually attracted Feng'er's attention, and the little guy was immediately interested.
"Dad! Are there youkai here? β
Rolling his eyes, Zhang Ye said to Feng'er a little angrily, "What are the monsters here?" But everyone is golden, and it's not a monster but also a monster. β
"Sometimes, people are more terrible than youkai!" Ruil stood on the bench. Through the window, the Taoist priest who looked outside said.
Rui'er's words made Zhang Ye couldn't help but look at him a few more times: "Yo! I didn't think you would have such insight! It's not easy! β
"Hehe......" laughed painlessly. Rui'er stared at the Taoist priest who was pretending to be a god outside the car and said, "This guy actually dares to pretend to be a god here, just go out and kill him!" The provincial ones stay here as an eyesore. β
"This guy can't move! Otherwise, it will cause a big trouble! Zhang Ye shook his head directly. Rejects Riel's words.
There are too many doorways in this, so no matter what, it is impossible for Zhang Ye to agree to this proposal.
"Is it just this person dancing here? It's annoying! β
Xiaoliu felt a little unhappy, "Just pit him away!" β
"If you trap him away, I'm afraid more people will come here soon."
"But you can scare the people out there! So we can get out! After that, no matter how many people they came, it was useless. β
"That's a nice note!" Zhang Ye pinched Xin'er's face and said to Xiaoliu, "I'll leave this matter to you!" β
"Dad! I can't do that! β
"Didn't you say that offer? But you say you can't do it! β
"Hehe......" Xiaoliu touched his head and said, "Dad, I don't know the real names of these people, so I can't write them." β
"Xiaobu! You'll take care of it! β
It may not be easy for others to know the real names of these people, but for Zhang Ye and their group. But it's not a problem.
Don't even ask.
Because there is a real god stick in this group of children.
"Hmmm! Well! It's very simple, leave it to me! "This kind of pretending to be a ghost is the most suitable for Xiao Bu.
After all, he is a prophecy. It's so easy to know the name of a stranger. Especially in the prophecy of those whose lives and strength are lower than him, it is simply accurate.
After a while, Xiao Bu opened his eyes and said with a strange face, "This Taoist priest's name is Hu Tieniu, a farmer from Maoerzhuang Village. β
"Hu Tieniu?"
"Maoerzhuang Village?"
"Peasantry?"
When the children heard this, they looked strange. It seems to them. A farmer's part-time job of catching ghosts and subduing demons is simply incredible.
But Zhang Ye wanted to laugh a little, what a broken name this is.
As for the rest of the matter, it's much simpler. With Xiaoliu's ability, he wants to pit such an ordinary person. It's just a no-brainer.
"Ouch......"
Hu Tieniu, who was burning yellow paper outside the car, suddenly exclaimed, and then the whole person fell to the ground.
He did not stand up when he fell to the ground. Instead, he sat on the ground and rubbed his feet.
You don't have to ask. This guy's foot is broken.
At this time, Xiao Liu and Xiao Bu glanced at each other. Then they smiled maliciously, and then the two of them began to bite their ears.
"Master Hu! Master Hu, what's wrong with you? β
"Master Hu, do you want to matter?"
Seeing Hu Tieniu fall to the ground, the four villagers who were still in the distance just now ran over with courage and asked.
"My foot is broken." Hu Tieniu sat on the ground grinning in pain, and a handful of goatee trembled.
"Master Hu, let's go back quickly! Then go and call the others. β
"That's when someone proposed."
"That's right! Right! Right! Let's go! β
The RV is parked here, which makes them a little frightened, so they can't wait to get out of here right away.
They had just walked a few steps with Hu Tieniu in their hands, and the four of them had broken their feet one after another.
"Youkai! Monster! There are youkai! β
"Run! Come on! β
"Youkai are coming!"
If Hu Tieniu's foot can be explained by accident for the first time, then the other four people broke their feet one after another, which can not be explained by accident or coincidence.
Faced with such a baseless thing, these peasants were frightened almost instantly.
Ignoring the pain in his ankles, he wished that his parents would have two more legs, and he ran away.
"That's it! Let's wash up! Then get out of here! β
Zhang Ye looked out of the car, then handed Xin'er in his arms to Hu Xinrui and said.
"Hee-hee...... Those five people. After this incident, I will definitely be scared. Hu Xinrui hugged her two children. A smile on his face.
"It's good to be scared. If you don't know it, you will be scared to death directly because of this! Zhang said as he drew hot water. Ready to wash the children's faces.
"Not really!"
"It's not like this hasn't happened before. It is even recorded in some wild histories. So don't be too surprised. It's just that these five unlucky people are suffering. Speaking of this, Zhang Ye looked at Xiao Liu and Xiao Bu. The little guy was spotted coming together to celebrate.
Obviously, they are very happy with this cooperation.
"People are always curious about the unknown, but also full of fear. This is also because the wisdom of the people has not been opened. If the people's wisdom had been activated, this would not have been the case! β
"That's right!"
Zhang Ye picked up a new towel, rubbed it in hot water, then wrung it out and handed it to Hu Xinrui.
But she forgot that Hu Xinrui's hands were not empty at this time. But there is no extra hand to wash your face. So she glared at him angrily. And then he closed his eyes like that. Stretched his neck.
Ahem...... Don't think about it, people don't want to kiss.
Needless to say, she knew that she meant to let Zhang Ye help her wash her face.
In this regard, Zhang Ye smiled and didn't care.
Besides, this kind of thing is familiar to him, and he doesn't know how many times he has washed the faces of these children for so long. So it's a trivial matter at all, and the change is nothing more than changing from a child to an adult.
Through these years of training, Zhang Ye has already practiced a very good technique. So his movements are moderate and don't make people feel uncomfortable at all.
It's a skill he's learned from the delicate ones since he was a child. It is also very suitable for Hu Xinrui.
As soon as her face was washed down, Hu Xinrui's face became a little red.
"Huh...... You Nizi! β
Zhang Ye smiled and reached out to rub Hu Xinrui's head.
At this moment, Zhang Ye inadvertently regarded Hu Xinrui as his other child.
After that, Zhang Ye washed her face a second time.
After this time. Hu Xinrui's face turned even redder, and she was still a little unhappy during the period.
"What kind of expression do you have, I'll wash your face. You still don't look angry! Did you know it's hurtful? β
"Cut!"
Hu Xinrui turned her head and was very disdainful of Zhang Ye's words.
"Heyβ"
Don't care about her little temper. Because in Zhang Ye's opinion. At this time, Hu Xinrui was like a child with a temper. So he smiled and didn't take it to heart.
"Come on! Linglong is coming to wash her face! Smiled and pinched Xiao Linglong's face. Zhang Ye smiled while washing the little girl's face.
I have to say that when Zhang Ye takes care of his children, he is quite like a father. It simply interprets these two words vividly.
Every movement is well understood, and it is not expected to make the child feel uncomfortable.
This made Hu Xinrui look a little dazed.
In fact, it is not the first time she has seen Zhang Ye take care of these children. But knowing that today he found out that Zhang Ye was so careful when he took the child.
And it may seem to be a little biased towards these children, but there is a lot of meaning in it.
Some people may say that Zhang Ye is too good to his two daughters! Bad for other children. But Hu Xinrui knows that in fact, the love he gives to every child is the same. It's just that each child is different.
For example, Zhang Ye is more indulgent to his two daughters, rarely blames them, but is more strict with his other sons, and many times, if he is not careful, he will find a reason to punish them.
If this were for other children, I am afraid that I would have thought that my father was biased and would be angry. But Zhang Ye grasped the scale very well, in the seeming favoritism, he treated every child exactly the same, and did not snub or protect any child.
It's just that Zhang Ye seems to be inadvertently treating her as a child, his child.
This made Hu Xinrui feel very unhappy!
Even a little blocked in my heart.
"What kind of eyes are you?" Zhang Ye noticed that Hu Xinrui's eyes were constantly looking at him, and he couldn't help but wonder a little.
"Very unhappy eyes!"
"Uh......"
Zhang Ye looked at Hu Xinrui speechlessly, unable to understand what was wrong with this fox spirit. (To be continued......)