After they left, I closed the door and found Ekaterina looking at me with her arms on her back and smiling, and she said, "Do you regret being my bodyguard?" ”

I sighed, walked over to her bed, sat down, and said, "Sort of." ”

She was slightly disappointed, but tried to hide it well, and pretended to be casual: "Why? ”

"If I didn't know you, I wouldn't have to watch you get hurt."

Ekaterina blinked her eyes and said mischievously: "Would you rather not know and then see me hurt?" ”

I laughed a little, and then said very seriously: "Don't leave me more than 3 meters in the future!" ”

Catherine also said seriously: "I will stay away from you in the future - don't you want to tell me jokes?" ”

“…… When was this? ”

"When I was about to pass out."

“…… You are almost unconscious, do you remember so clearly? ”

"I remember everything that others owe me." She raised the pillow and said comfortably, "Now let's talk." ”

"Well, I'm not ready yet, it's just a casual remark."

Catherine patted the pillow and said, "Hurry up." ”

“…… Well, once upon a time, ......."

"yes, that's how you started."

"Once upon a time there was a baby ......"

"What do you mean to have a baby once upon a time? He has to have a name, right? ”

"Well, his name is Baby."

"And then?"

"This baby's father was killed by the leader of the martial arts alliance, and the baby went to take revenge, guess what?"

"How?"

I casually said nonsense: "As a result, the baby fell in love with the daughter of the alliance leader." ”

Catherine clapped her hands and said, "I like this setting, and then what?" ”

"Then the baby and the alliance leader started a duel on the cliff."

Catherine waved her hand and said, "Stop, why did he fall in love with the daughter of the alliance leader and have a duel with his father-in-law?" "It seems that she also understands Chinese kinship.

I said: "Because he fell in love with the daughter of the alliance leader, but the daughter of the alliance leader did not necessarily love him, so your father-in-law called him a little earlier." ”

Catherine said, "Let her fall in love with him too." ”

"Uh...... Well, she also fell in love with the baby, and then the baby duel with her father on the cliff. ”

"Stop, they love each other, why should he duel her father?"

"Because one yard is one yard, love is love, and revenge is still to be avenged."

Catherine said disdainfully: "This setting is much inferior, but what happened later?" ”

"The best part arrived! You can't guess how it turned out. ”

Catherine tentatively asked: "The baby is dead? ”

I was surprised: "Hey, you guessed right?" ”

"What's your joke about?"

"It's called a bad joke."

Ekaterina smiled: "He Anyi, you are not suitable for telling jokes to people at all. ”

I said seriously: "Actually, I'm afraid that you will open the wound with a smile." ”

"Then you tell me one more."

I said coldly: "Actually, I'm a monster. ”

Catherine was stunned for a moment, and then said, "This is much funnier." ”

……

Because of the relationship between the anesthetic and the strong, Catherine didn't sleep that night, we talked a lot about each other's childhood, and I learned more about the Fuga Kingdom through small talk, although it is a feudal country in the traditional sense, but it has been very bright and developed, the old king has real power, but has never abused it, more like a normal institution represented by a person, and the cabinet also deals with ordinary things.

I said, "Then why don't you ask for a surname and reform it into a cabinet system?" ”

Catherine said: "Because there is no need, whether a policy is good or bad in a country with only a million people, it will be reflected in a day or two if it is unpopular with the people, and all the king has to do is to adhere to it or revise it according to the situation." In our country, where assets are shared, there are judges, but there are no lawyers, there are police, but there are no prisons, construction workers and software engineers have the same high social status, they are paid the same, there are no riots, there are no rebellions, politics is very foreign to us, do you think there is a need for reform in such a country? ”

I sighed, "You've already entered [***] early." ”

Catherine smiled: "Take you as an example, there are 2,000 people in the community you manage, and these people have different identities, and there will be friction and contradictions between them, so there must be a fair organization to maintain a normal life." But when you and Xiaohui and the four of them are not like this, everyone spends money, and the division of labor is different when they work, but no one looks down on anyone, if there are differences, everyone will discuss it, if Xiaohui suddenly proposes that anything must be voted on by the four of you, won't you feel ridiculous? ”

I asked rhetorically, "What about your uncle?" ”

Catherine's face paled: "My uncle is not entirely for power, he is more about improving the international status of our Fuga Kingdom, although everyone except himself understands that what he is doing is wrong." ”

I was surprised: "I didn't think you were quite kind." ”

Catherine rolled her eyes and said, "What did you say?" She learned this sentence on Wangfu Street......

I laughed and said, "You didn't show any soft-heartedness when you tricked those rich people into donating money." ”

She smiled and said: "Actually, my trick is not clever, it is nothing more than putting them on a high-profile platform to force them to bleed, they are all shrewd businessmen, how can they be stupider than me, a little girl?" ”

"So you go everywhere with a hammer, and a country never goes twice?"

Catherine smiled: "I will definitely come again in China." ”

"Because the Chinese are easy to deceive?"

She blurted out: "Because China has no peace of mind." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and Catherine also realized that she had lost her words, and added again: "And Xiaohui and their ......"

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, but also a little warm.

We never talked about the killer that night, and she and I both knew in our hearts that no one really wanted to go out of their way to hurt a princess who was a little cunning but beautiful, except for the good of a kingdom......

The next day, Xiaohui and Ah Po came, bringing the bone broth they brought from the small stall, as well as Wang Shuisheng, Gao Daquan, Wang Cheng and a group of them, followed by several greedy dogs, I don't know if it was because of Gao Daquan or bone broth.

Catherine's injuries recovered quickly, the doctor said that it has a lot to do with her healthy body and optimistic attitude, I have experienced the health of this princess, her knee left a deep impression on me, as for the mentality, she seems to have never taken life and death seriously, since ancient times, princesses have been more fierce than princes, whether it is a mermaid princess, Snow White or Princess Wencheng, and the prince is a group of two tails with a sword that can never be used at the waist, riding a white horse, and a sickly red face......

After a week, Catherine was able to go to the ground, and if she didn't do strenuous exercise, she would be like an ordinary person.

The dean, who had undergone the surgery for her personally, found me, probably because he had something to say, and first opened with a good news statement: "Congratulations, the princess is recovering well, and she will be discharged from the hospital in another week if she is normal." ”

I shook the dean's hand and said, "Thank you for that." ”

The dean said modestly: "Wherever and wherever I am, it is also my honor to serve the princess, her contribution to public welfare is obvious to all, as far as I know, there are patients in our hospital who she raised funds to donate to the hospital." ”

I was puzzled and said, "Dean, is there something wrong?" ”

The dean said uncomfortably: "Little things, small things - you see if you paid the hospitalization fee before you were discharged from the hospital, of course, you can pay it later, the princess's surgery is also very concerned, money is naturally a small matter for you, how convenient and how to come." ”

I laughed and said, "Hey, that's it?" ”

The dean said embarrassedly: "I don't know who to tell about this matter, I can only mention it to you, I can't chase after her ass to ask for medical expenses for such a big princess." ”

I said, "It's our fault, just forget about it." ”

"That's right, in fact, you ask the relevant departments to say hello, and I'll just sign it."

I waved my hand and said, "Don't, the princess is here in a private capacity, it's not appropriate for the public to be public, we just pay the cash - how much?" ”

"If you count this with the bargaining room, it's probably more than 20,000 yuan." The dean added: "We have the best equipment and medicine, you can explain this to the princess, don't let people misunderstand our charging standards." ”

I smiled and said: "Don't worry, she has no concept of money, she has collected nearly 200 million yuan in less than a few days after coming to China, and she will donate it like waste paper, even if she doesn't have 100 million on her, she still has tens of millions, and she can still care about 20,000 yuan-"

The dean shook my hand gratefully and said, "Then you can continue to be busy, and you can come to me directly if you have something." ”

I was secretly amused in my heart when I saw off the dean, it seems that the princess is the princess, although our motherland has been under the dictatorship of the proletariat for more than half a century, but the identity of the princess is still very weighty, and the director of a tertiary hospital actually came to me in person to ask for such a little hospitalization fee, and it seems that he owes us money.

I walked into the ward and said to Catherine, "Yezi, give me a card for whatever you have on you." ”

She wondered, "What are you doing?" ”

"Pay the hospitalization fee."

Ekaterina was slightly stunned and said, "How much?" ”

"20,000."

"Ahh So much? ”

I was surprised and said, "Aren't you, 20,000 is too expensive?" People have given you the best equipment and the best medicine, and you can see that the little nurses who come in and out are all like flight attendants, what else do you have to complain about? The little nurse next to her giggled.

Ekaterina ignored my ridicule and whispered: "He Anyi, I have no money." ”

"What do you mean you don't have money? Cards are fine, too. ”

She pulled open the drawer, picked out a card from the pile of miscellaneous items, and waved it to me, "This is all my possessions now, and I have less than $1,000 in it." ”

I laughed and said, "What are you kidding?" ”

Catherine said: "After my uncle was in charge of finance, he cut off all my supplies last month, came to China, and paid the hotel room fee after the cocktail party, and I only have so much. ”

I saw that she didn't seem to be joking, and I couldn't help but be startled and said, "Seriously? ”

"Otherwise, why do you think I would move to Wangfu Street?"

"Just because you don't have money to stay in a hotel?"

Ekaterina spread her hands: "I had no concept of money before, and when I only had the $1,000 on the card, I realized that I had no money, and the drinking party that day was not so high-end." ”

I didn't expect her surname to be all in my words, but unfortunately only the part that has no concept of money is right. I laughed and cried, "You're just going around the globe with $1,000 -- a blind stream who goes south to dig for gold has more money than you." ”

"He Anyi, you help me pay the money first, I will pay it back to you, and I will be discharged from the hospital."

I exclaimed, "Don't, I'll take care of the money." ”

Ekaterina smiled slightly: "It's not because of money, I didn't want to live here anymore, I'm already fine!" As he spoke, he pointed to the things that had been packed, "If I stay any longer, I will be so depressed that I will go directly to the neurological hospital." ”

I sighed and called Xiaohui: "Get the money - the two poor ghosts are being detained in the hospital." ”

Knowing that we are going to be discharged from the hospital, the little nurse carefully took all the consumption lists, originally the hospital stipulated that this must be delivered every day, just because there is a princess living in this house, this step was consciously ignored, probably the hospital thinks that linking money with the princess will damage the face of both parties, and the irony is that all the princess's savings are really not enough to pay for her life.

When Xiaohui came, I asked the little nurse, "How much does it cost?" ”

The little nurse said, "Twenty-one thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, what a good luck." ”

I counted them with a gloomy face, just came out and handed it to her, "Can you help me pay it?" ”

The little nurse smiled sweetly: "Okay, this is an opinion form, you fill it out." ”

I picked up a pen and scratched it perfunctorily, muttering, "The real opinion is: Noble! ”

Knowing that the princess was going to be discharged from the hospital, the nurses and doctors who took care of her all rushed to ask for warmth in the past few days, and then everyone took turns to take pictures with the princess, many male doctors wanted to cover up when taking pictures to Catherine to show that the princess had been her own patient, Catherine so generously hugged them and each of them took a photo alone, this week she got along well with them, established a deep friendship, and she had nothing else to give to these people who saved her life.

The dean also heard the news and rushed over and said, "Didn't you let you stay for another week, why did you leave so quickly?" ”

I said with a straight face, "I can't afford it." ”

The dean smiled: "It's really a joke, pay attention to maintenance after being discharged from the hospital, don't let the wound crack - that will leave a scar." ”

Ekaterina blushed, shook hands with the dean and said, "Thank you!" ”

Wushuang drove downstairs and waited for us, and when we waved goodbye to the angels in white and went on the road, Xiaohui asked me, "What do you want money for?" With her wisdom, she also couldn't imagine that Catherine had no money to pay for her medical bills.

I laughed and said, "Congratulations, you have had the privilege of meeting the poorest princess of all time and her bodyguards." ”

As soon as I told us what had happened, Xiaohui looked back in amazement in the co-pilot and said, "Won't it?" ”

I asked Catherine directly: "Do you have enough money for a ticket back?" ”

Ekaterina also told me directly: "Not enough. ”

I said, "Then why don't you keep some for yourself when you find out that you don't have any money, not to mention the 170 million, and then you also raised more than 6 million, right?" ”

Ekaterina glanced at me and said, "The cashier of the bank has thousands of dollars in his hands every day, can he take a few wades away because he can't pay the rent?" ”

"But the bank will pay the salary, what are you left with?"

"I'm not short of money, it's just that I don't have money now."

Wu Shuangbian said expressionlessly while driving: "This sentence is really good, I can win the Nobel Prize in Economics." ”

Xiaohui also said expressionlessly: "Or the Peace Prize." ”

I teased her, "Then what are you going to pay us back?" ”

Catherine scratched her head and said, "Why don't you treat me to a meal?" ”

I shook my head like a rattle: "No, please! "Although this kind of honor, Wei Yu Wang and Ma Kunlun spent 100 million and 5 million respectively to get it. I said, "Seriously, you've lost a lot of money this week." ”

Catherine said: "At least 30 million." ”

"Now give you another chance, will you deduct the money for the ticket back home?"

Catherine laughed and said, "If I want to go back to China, of course I will, how great do you think I am?" ”

We stopped talking, and our car drove the down-and-out princess all the way to the palace street.

After a long time, I gently called, "Leaves! ”

"Huh?"

I looked into her black grape-like eyes and said affectionately, "...... That money, you don't have to pay it back. ”

Catherine: "......"

At the entrance of the supermarket, everyone prepared a small welcome ceremony for Catherine, in fact, it was a gathering of many people, Wang Shuisheng stood at the head of the line, smeared like the villain in "Zorro", as soon as he saw Ekaterina get out of the car, he bowed down and said: "Welcome back, beautiful princess, obviously you have had a very fulfilling past few days, because you are recuperating from your injuries, and I am doubly haggard because of my thoughts." ”

I muttered in a low voice, "This grandson's Chinese language is almost perfect." ”

Wushuang said in my ear: "I have become a sperm, what 120-year-old man can you see who can be so poor as a girl?" ”

Wang Cheng squatted on the steps and looked at this scene with a smile, it seems that special forces also like beautiful women. Ah Po said: "I originally prepared a few second kicks, but I was afraid that Ye Zi would be scared again." ”

Lin Ziwen saw Catherine from a distance, slipped into the crowd, and I grabbed him and said, "What are you hiding?" "I don't know why he's never been to the hospital, and there are still some things I want to ask him.

Lin Ziwen said embarrassedly: "This accident was caused by our peers, and I don't have the face to see Yezi." ”

I whispered, "The Shooting Wolf again?" ”

Lin Ziwen shook his head and said: "By no means, and it wasn't done by someone in the alliance, I know very well the level of killers in Asia, no one can shoot that shot." ”

"You mean the Europeans did it?"

"There are several possibilities, the first is that there is a rookie in the league and I don't know, the second is that the Europeans did it, the third is the Americans, or the sharpshooters in the army have just switched to this profession."

"In a word: the earthlings did it?"

Lin Ziwen coughed and said, "If you pursue precision, this is the case." ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "Talk nonsense!" What about that kid? ”

Sun Manlou interjected and said, "Old dog Dai Wen is here again, he is dealing with that poor." ”

Although Davin was not a good bird, hearing this familiar name made me and Catherine very affectionate and laughed.

At this time, a black car sneakily stopped on the side of the road, and from it walked down 5 tall foreigners, all of whom were above 1.9 meters in size, with expressionless faces.

The foreigner in the lead pushed aside everyone and came to Catherine, bowed and saluted, and said in fluent Chinese: "Your Royal Highness, do you still know me?" ”

Catherine glanced at him and said coldly: "Aren't you Sheldon, the personal bodyguard of my uncle Prince Jack?" ”

Sheldon straightened up and smiled, "I'm Sheldon, but your description of Prince Jack is wrong - your uncle has decided to ascend the throne in 3 days from the 16th of this month, so you should call him His Majesty Jack." ”

Catherine said angrily: "How is my father now? ”

"As you know, your father has been in poor health, and he is still resting in bed. ”

Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then what are you doing here?" ”

Sheldon smiled: "The princess is an interesting question, aren't you going to go back to watch the ceremony when your uncle ascends the throne?" We're here to take you back. He paused and said, "And we know that His Highness has been shyly lately, and may not even have the money for a plane ticket." ”

(To be continued)