The girl sat on it shyly, very uncomfortable, and the palace maid shouted: "Down! ”

The girl blushed, twisted a few times, covered her face with her hands, and said in a low voice: "I knew that I was in line in the morning, and I didn't drink water, how did I pee out?" ”

Several old palace maids couldn't help laughing, and instead of punishing them, they thought that this girl was very cute and brought some fun to the boring work, so they changed their words: "Cough twice!" ”

The girl coughed obediently a few times, and the palace maid let her get up, glanced at the basin again, and nodded at the older palace maid, and the girl moved on to the next examination.

Yuan Ziyan seemed to understand, this should be the ancient way to check whether a woman is a virgin. But this is also too unscientific, everyone's physical condition is different, wouldn't there be unjust, false and wrongful convictions in this way.

What do you really want, Yuan Ziyan was thinking, a girl with a somewhat panicked look sat on the barrel after several urgings, and coughed only slightly opened her mouth without making a sound.

Several palace maids glanced at each other and asked her to get up. But even so, the flour in the barrel has changed, and it is no longer so flat.

The girl's face changed suddenly, and her arms swayed, "No, I don't, this, this time it's not allowed!" ”

Several palace maids frowned, and the one at the head waved his hand, signaling for someone to pull her out, and the girl's limbs fluttered wildly, shouting that she was wronged.

Yuan Ziyan couldn't help but speak, stepped forward and said, "A few grandmothers, this method can prove to be unscientific in later generations, maybe you really wronged that girl." ”

The old palace maid raised her eyes and glanced at Yuan Ziyan, not knowing what the title of this grandmother meant, but she still said calmly: "This is just a preliminary identification method, and there will be a physical examination afterwards." ”

"Since there is another procedure, then she should be chosen, why do you want to get her out now?" Yuan Ziyan asked puzzled.

"I have been in the palace for decades, and I have inspected countless women, and regardless of this method of sitting on the bucket, I can see every one of your eyes and walking postures. As soon as she entered, the woman's eyes wandered, and she undressed without shyness, and I was sure that she was not a virgin. After the inspection, it was so. Now dragging her out, instead of accusing her of a deception, is forgiveness. The palace maid said unhurriedly.

You are so good, you can see this, ginger is still old and spicy, just don't kill people. Yuan Ziyan still couldn't help but ask curiously: "Then what about me, I don't feel embarrassed when I take off my clothes, will Mama doubt me?" ”

The palace maid smiled proudly, shook her head and said: "You are different from her, although your behavior is not as dignified as her, but your eyes are clear, your heart is not distracted, you must be pure." Well, without further ado, go ahead! ”

The girl who had been recognized finally lowered her head convincingly, hurriedly dressed, and ran out with her head down.

"Hmph, that old palace maid seems to like you quite a bit!" Zhou Shanshan stabbed Yuan Ziyan in the back, but Yuan Ziyan didn't answer, thinking about how to be eliminated in the next inspection.

Naturally, there can be no freckles on the body, not anywhere, and then measure the arms and legs, the proportion of measurements, smell the breath and the smell of the armpits, and the back molars are knocked twice with small silver pieces to see if there are tooth decay or bad teeth or something. This is not excessive, even if the navel is not properly examined, it will be eliminated if the navel fossa is too deep and shallow. Gynecological examinations are naturally indispensable, and there can be no problems.

In the end, it was the girl who was screened up heavily, and the pass rate was extremely high, and it was finally Yuan Ziyan's turn. A ruler immediately stretched out in front of his face, and he made a horizontal and right comparison, and even checked the height of his ears and eyebrows carefully.

The palace maid in charge of the inspection nodded while measuring it, Yuan Ziyan couldn't help it again, and interjected and asked, "Mama......"

"I'm not called Mama!"

"Well, let's call you Auntie." Yuan Ziyan pointed to the scab on his face and asked, "I fell and injured myself two days ago, so I don't need to face the saint with this appearance, right?" ”

The palace maid didn't blink her eyelids, and said: "Your scab will naturally fall off, and the skin will heal and recover, as long as the facial features are coordinated, you can enter the palace." ”

Yes? Is that okay?!

Yuan Ziyan was about to go crazy, she used to be proud of her good skin and didn't have a single mole, but now she can't wait to have freckles.

Seeing that he has passed one inspection after another, Yuan Ziyan's heart is becoming more and more anxious, staying in this palace, if he can't climb up, will he still become an old palace maid, and he will be selected as a concubine for the emperor in the future?

Think beautifully!

At this time, the previous girl was also eliminated, because she was born with six fingers when she was young. Yuan Ziyan looked at the two feet, five on one side, where did the six come from?

Later, I inquired and found out that although the extra six fingers were cut off as a child, and there was no scar, and nothing unusual could be seen on the outside, the experienced palace maid still felt the deformation of the bones inside by her hand, and immediately passed it. Roughly because the genes are not good enough, it affects the next generation of the royal family.

Yuan Ziyan secretly admired this group of old ladies, who were going to enter the Public Security Bureau, and all of them were trace experts.

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Yuan Ziyan thought of another trick. When it was his turn again, Yuan Ziyan looked sad, clutching his stomach and groaning.

"What's wrong?"

"I feel sick to my stomach, and I've been like this since I was a child, and I vomit when I eat too much." Yuan Ziyan said pitifully.

The palace maid really hesitated, but the old palace maid who had been sitting on the main seat waved her hand at Yuan Ziyan and said, "Come to me." ”

Yuan Ziyan pretended to be pitiful and walked over, and the old palace maid motioned for her to put her hand on the case, wouldn't it? Will you take the pulse? Yuan Ziyan gritted his teeth with hatred, you said that you are such an all-rounder, why do you stay in the palace as a palace maid, you should go out to open an outpatient clinic!

The old palace maid only called for less than a minute, and then said expressionlessly: "Your physique was indeed not good when you were a child, but as you grow older, your previous diseases are no longer there, and you can take care of it more in the future, and you can worry about it." Feel free to continue checking. ”

The corners of Yuan Ziyan's mouth twitched twice, and he thanked him vaguely, his teeth clenched, which was annoying. Those who want to come in can't get in, and those who want to leave can't easily leave, what kind of world is this.

There was another girl in front of her who was also defeated because of athlete's foot, and now is not the time for an attack, but the palace maid concluded by the degree of wear and tear of her skin and the smell.

Yuan Ziyan felt very thunderous at first, but then the aura reappeared, and he laughed evilly twice, and had a new idea.

Yuan Ziyan lay on the bed and pretended to be ashamed and said: "I have hemorrhoids that have not healed for many years. ”

The palace maid pulled and checked twice, but found no hemorrhoids, and said coldly: "Xu is already well, get up!" ”

Yes? After passing the customs again, Yuan Ziyan frowned. Zhou Shanshan, who had also passed the previous inspection, came over and said disdainfully: "I haven't seen a person like you yet, it's too late to hold back and hide it, it's good for you to say anything!" ”

"I'm not afraid of committing the crime of deceitful king!" Yuan Ziyan glared at her.

Zhou Shanshan asked in a low voice, "Don't you have some childhood sweethearts outside, right?" ”

"you!" Yuan Ziyan glared at her in disgust, at a young age, she really had a lot of ideas.

Everyone got dressed and stood in a row again, each of them said three times that the emperor Wan'an, the queen Jin'an. It should be to listen to whether the sound produced by the vocal cords is pleasant to the ear, or whether it does not have a big tongue or the like.

It is not okay to pinch your throat and use a false voice, you must use a real voice. This is the last chance, Yuan Ziyan took a deep breath, and when it was his turn, he used the musical knowledge he learned from taking vocal music classes in college to shout three times in a tone similar to that of a mezzo-soprano.

The other girls covered their mouths and snickered when they heard it, and the sound was so strange that it looked like a man.

Yuan Ziyan finally put his mind at ease, hehe, this kind of voice is difficult to find in the future, but in this era, not everyone can appreciate it, and it will definitely be lost.

Zhou Shanshan was even more sarcastic, she spoke well and her voice was good, she had to be funny, and she wanted to attract attention? Hmph, whimsical, it's hard to make a big deal.

However, to everyone's surprise, the old palace maid, who had always been expressionless, was excited, got up from her seat tremblingly, looked straight at Yuan Ziyan, her eyes were still shining with tears, and the rest of the palace maids had complicated expressions, biting their lips tightly to prevent themselves from crying, but they couldn't hold back, so they turned their faces to wipe their tears.

Damn, what does that mean? Do these people still understand art?

Yuan Ziyan was cold-eyed when he saw it, and his heart was furious, only to hear the old palace maid who was the leader with red eyes, and asked the person next to him in a low voice: "This voice is like the queen of literature?" ”

What the hell? The Queen of Literature? The wife of Emperor Wen of Sui and the mother of Emperor Yang of Sui?

I dropped my mother, and I hit the muzzle of the gun again. Yuan Ziyan couldn't wait to slap herself twice, who knew that the jealous and exclusive Queen Dugu Jialuo still had such an advanced voice!

Several old palace maids may have received the favor of the Empress of Literature, and when they heard the familiar voice, they were very kind, and they all wanted to come and kowtow to her.

Several people looked around Yuan Ziyan, ignoring the bruises and scabs on this pretty face, and some even said that the more they looked at it, the more it looked like it, it was simply the reincarnation of the queen of literature!

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Yuan Ziyan couldn't help but curse in her heart, but from this point of view, this Dugu Jialuo lady is not as jealous and cruel as she said in the later interpretations, but she is very popular!

The heating supply in the house was not good, and several palace maids all watched Yuan Ziyan endlessly, until she was so cold that she sneezed, and several palace maids came to their senses.

In a panic, she brought her clothes, and the old palace maid was still in tears, and she had to serve her in person to dress her.

"Well, I'll wear it myself." Yuan Ziyan felt a twist.

"Give the slave a chance." The old palace maid did not stop the work at hand, and finally a tear came out of her eyes, and then she broke the embankment and surged down. At this time, she had completely regarded Yuan Ziyan as her old master.

After getting dressed, the old palace maid happily announced loudly that Yuan Ziyan had successfully advanced!

Ah, don't!

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