Chapter 752: Lao Tzu Makes You Desperate (Second Shift)
Xiao Huangmao's words do show the current level of the police in solving cases, but raising themselves so high, these boys are too self-conscious.
Zhang Zheng sarcastically said: "I'm bah! You dogs who can't get on the table, can only do those things in the dark corners that steal chickens and dogs, * insult women, and dare to say that you are better than the police for this unsightly little trick? ”
"Hey! I said this little white face, how can he speak? What is a little trick called? Do you fucking know what the art of war is? Little Yellow Hair said.
"Grandma, even dogs like you who have lost their conscience, dare to talk about the art of war?"
Zhang Zheng felt that his mother was too funny, what kind of thing is this, this can also be related to the art of war?
"I said you don't know the art of war, do you? This is the sound of attacking the east and attacking the west, shooting a shot to change a place, the scientific name is 'guerrilla tactics', the police advance and I retreat, the police retreat and I advance, if I can fight, I will fight, and if I can't fight, I will run. You know? The reason why we are often active in dark corners is the most active defense, and our principle is to play with as many women as we can while preserving ourselves. Therefore, when it comes to learning and using the art of war, those policemen are simply wine bags and rice bags, and they are not qualified to carry shoes for our bosses! Little Yellow Hair said.
"Grandma, the old man is under Jiuquan, if he knew that you dogs had ruined his guerrilla tactics like this, he wouldn't be so angry that he would get up in the dead of night and come to your house to settle accounts with you dogs." Zhang Zheng scolded with a smile.
"I said this big brother, don't scare me, I promise the old man, there is absolutely no intention to blaspheme his old man, he must not get up in the middle of the night, let alone come to my house in the dead of night. To say that we offended his old man was purely unintentional. We just used his old man's art of war to show that the police were wine bags and rice bags, and had no other intentions. ”
Da Panya heard that it involved the old man, and his heart was a little panicked, although the old man has been immortal for a few years, but his prestige is still there, it is said that he often appears to the mortal world to save the suffering, or many drivers will hang his old man's photo in the most conspicuous place in the car.
"Grandma's, you took yourself out in a hurry, and there were times when you were afraid? Who said that the police are all wine bags and rice bags, let you see the real police, baby wife, let these dogs taste the power of female police! Remember, leave one for your husband. Zhang Zheng smiled at Li Yanhong.
"Husband, you can be in love, my wife will leave you a ......"
"Ahh Damn! ”
Before Li Yanhong could say the word 'a', Da Banya's face was kicked hard.
"Plop!" Big Plate Tooth fell to the ground with a golden eye.
When he saw that his accomplice was instantly put down by a delicate woman, Xiao Huangmao realized that these two people were indeed not mortals, and it seemed that they had encountered hard stubble today. Although the small head below has recently tasted the sweetness of a woman by digging a hole in the mountain, if it is taken down by others, the big head on it may not be guaranteed, and you must try to take down these two people, otherwise there is only a dead end.
He quickly pulled out a half-foot-long switchblade from his waist and said to Zhang Daguan: "Boy, as the saying goes: those who know the times are Junjie, Lao Tzu endured the pain to make an exception today, let you go, and take your horse to get out of here!" ”
"Haha!"
After listening to Xiao Huangmao's words, Zhang Daguan couldn't help laughing.
Zhang Daguan's laughter made Xiao Huangmao even more frightened, so he raised his blade and threatened Zhang Daguan: "Dog, Lao Tzu sees that you are a man, so I risk being punished by the boss, let you go, don't toast or eat and drink, while I haven't repented, get out of here!" ”
Xiao Huangmao knew that he was definitely not someone's opponent from Li Yanhong's 'hook kick' leg method just now, so he resorted to coaxing and scaring tricks, in a vain attempt to send away these two hard opponents as soon as possible, so that he could get out and leave. It seems that this kid has a very good understanding of the phrase 'those who know the times are handsome'.
"I said Xiao Huangmao, acquaintance, you fucking kneel down for me, kowtow a few times, shout a few Dad, I may leave you a life, otherwise Lao Tzu will make you desperate today." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Don't be your mother's narcissism, don't look at your stuff is thick and big, Lao Tzu's knife will make your mother a gorilla." Little Yellow Fur said.
"What do you mean, shit?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Pull your third leg off and you're not a gorilla without a tail? I don't even know this, what the fuck ......! Little Yellow Fur said disdainfully.
"Ahh Oh my god, it hurts me. ”
Before he finished saying a stupid word, Xiao Huangmao rolled on the ground with his hands on his crotch.
"Grandma, Lao Tzu never speaks, saying that if you become a desperate household, you will definitely not let you have a successor! Besides, this third leg has a bullshit relationship with the gorilla's tail? Gorillas don't have tails in the first place. Zhang Daguan said with a smile.