Chapter 6 Archaeology
The university is different, men and women are still in the same building, and the school is not afraid of accidents? But no matter what the school thinks, it's certain that there will be fun, and I don't see those boys making more and more jubilation.
However, Zheng Lu didn't participate at this time, he saw that the corridor was already full of people, so he didn't go to join in the excitement, so he still occupied a good bed first, and then installed his computer.
"Zheng Lu, Zheng Lu, come out quickly, there are good things!"
Just when Zheng Lu was busy stuffing clothes and other things into his cabinet, Cheng Zhengfeng ran in and pulled Zheng Lu out.
What is there to see? Well, a sedan drove in. Zheng Lu doesn't know how to drive, but he can guess from the inhalation sound of the person next to him that it may be quite expensive. If you want to say that this school is really a broken school, which rich person comes here to go to school?
When the car stopped downstairs, as for who came down, Zheng Lu couldn't see clearly, the black pressure was full of heads, who to see? But listening to the live report, it should be a girl. Hearing this, Zheng Lu lost interest and turned around and went back to the room.
"Hey, hey, why are you leaving?"
Cheng Zhengfeng stretched out his head and shrank his head and couldn't see it, so he returned to the room.
"The first rule of the Zheng family's otaku people: don't contact career girls."
"Pull it down, you want to make contact, and people have to be willing?"
"Congratulations, you're finally self-aware."
"Eh, don't say it. Just now, there was a person outside, standing on a chair and shouting: This girl is my wife! Be domineering. ”
"What kind of domineering, that's called ambition, you can shout if you have the ability. I'll tell you, if it does end up being a couple, it's a good story. ”
During the chat and fart, Zheng Lu finally put the computer in order, turned it on and looked at it, well, it's okay, it hasn't been broken. Because he has already talked to the glasses girl, during school, don't jump out and talk to yourself when there are people, so Zheng Lu is not taboo to have someone by his side.
"What's a good movie?"
"You filthy fish, think crookedly, am I that kind of person? Tell you, I'm a gentleman who can't do it. ”
I tried it, but I didn't have the Internet, I didn't know if the school could open the network, and if it didn't, I would have to run outside. The school is in the suburbs, and it is estimated that you will have to take a car down to the town to get an Internet. That's too much trouble, so let's sit back and wait for the school to open.
Soon, the other personnel in the dormitory also arrived, and the Hokkien people from Yishui, who were lively and cordial in Hokkien dialect when they came in, quickly left Zheng Lu and Cheng Zhengfeng, two locals, aside. When Zheng Lu saw this scene, he lamented in his heart: I'm afraid there will be a problem in the future.
Judging from the room allocation table, 106, 107, and 108 are all in the same class, and it should be too late to change dormitories at this time. Thinking of this, Zheng Lu immediately stood up and ran to the next two rooms to take a look. Miserable! It's a step too late, and it's already full.
After a while, the so-called head teacher appeared, he came to the dormitory to confirm that the dormitory director was coming, and by the way, he also issued a set of military uniforms, saying that military training would start tomorrow. 106 and 107 have been decided, and there is only 108 left. A few people in 108, you look at me, I look at you, no one went to grab this position, and then the head teacher set Yu Bubble Eye to be the head of the dormitory, probably because he was pleasing to the eye.
In the evening, Zheng Lu's computer attracted several classmates from 106 and 107, two of whom were very distinctive: one was named Cai Fang, nicknamed 'Caitou', which he had appointed himself when he introduced himself. is 190cm tall, but he is as thin as a bamboo pole, very skinny and beautiful; One is named Ling Zhijun, nicknamed 'Big Cake', which is what Caitou called him, as if he was still a classmate and was admitted to this university together. He is not tall, but his forehead is huge, and he looks like a great man of Mao, as if he can paste cakes, so he is called a big cake.
These two are most likely to become friends with him, this is Zheng Lu's first feeling. Because both of them like to play with computers, although they are not very interested in animation, they are very obsessed with playing games. Just watch the two of them occupy the computer and play Thunderbolt 3 for a long time.
In addition, there are a few Zheng Lu who think it is quite promising, one is Xu Zhili of 107, a little fat man, he hid in his bed this afternoon and read a novel, he didn't say a few words, and it seems that his surname is most similar; There is also a person who is not in his own class, the accounting department, named Cheng Xiaodong, who hurriedly copied the novel into his mobile phone after seeing that there was a novel in the computer, and this product also has a future.
The first day of school passed like this.
At the beginning of college, it was military training, which seems to be a bit bitter and then sweet. First, I went to the class, got to know the instructor who led the team, and then went to the big field to bask in the sun. Xu Zhili of 107 is absent, this guy doesn't know what excuse he has found to avoid military training, talent!
Having said that, Zheng Lu is also quite afraid of military training, because it will take hours to stand under the sun. It's not that I'm afraid of being tired, but Zheng Lu is very prone to sweating, and he will sweat profusely after a little sunburn. Standing for a few hours, it probably looks like a pants pee. When Zheng Lu was in high school, he also participated in several military trainings, and he still remembers the scenes of military training clearly.
At that time, Zheng Lu was sick, he didn't wash his hair in March, he didn't take a bath for half a year, his clothes were tattered, he didn't wear shoes, and he always went to school barefoot. It's not that his family is so embarrassed, it's that he is too lazy to tidy himself up, and he also calls it 'back to nature'.
At that time, there was no military uniform for military training, and the instructor of the class next to him saw this student who was wearing something different, and thought it was a poor child somewhere, so his compassion was overflowing, and he gave up the only shaded place in the whole field to this class. In such a cool and breezy place, Zheng Lu's sweat still flowed down like rain, and it didn't take long for his clothes to get soaked.
Sure enough, after less than half an hour of the practice queue, Zheng Lu began to sweat all over, and this new instructor became the second generation of professional households. Fortunately, the military training in this school is only two weeks, and it will be over after a while. After the last day of the school-wide military training competition, everyone sighed: finally free!
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The half-house immortal has not appeared on the Internet for two weeks, and the gintama, which was supposed to be one episode a day, has also been broken, and many people think that this is because the half-house immortal has been exhausted and is actively being produced, so there are not many complaints.
And the game "Crossing the Wild Continent" has gone viral throughout the Chinese gaming industry, with many students complaining about why they didn't release the game at the start of the summer vacation while squeezing out time to play the game like a sponge.
The quality of this game is impeccable, so its success and sensation in the gaming world is predictable. But bizarrely, it has also been recognized by the Chinese archaeological community.
Here's the thing......
Bai Jinzhong is a university professor specializing in archaeology and an authoritative figure. One day, as soon as he returned home, he wanted to rest and go to play chess with a few old buddies and old friends, but he was stopped by his wife Tan Yi with a sad face.
"I said Lao Bai, don't be busy with your black and white first. I have time to watch Yu'er more, he recently played on the computer as soon as he came home from school, and he couldn't even take care of eating, don't you get some Internet addiction, right? ”
"Nonsense, what kind of Internet addiction? You are also a cultural person, how can you believe the words of those merchants? ”
Bai Jinzhong is a relatively enlightened person, and he also goes to the Internet in his spare time. He doesn't believe in Internet addiction at all, it's nothing more than a group of businessmen looking for a new way to make money, looking for a group of poor people who don't know which one of them pretended to be professors. In Bai Jinzhong's view, there is only one reason for those parents who send their children to Internet addiction rehabilitation centers, and that is to save face.
It is a person who knows that the brain is very fragile, and the brain is the control center of people, and the damage caused by the use of electricity in this place will be incalculable. Those merchants said that these currents would not harm the human body, and they believed it? In the world, no one dares to say that they fully understand the brain, is it possible that China is already ahead of the world in brain research? Electric shock to the brain is likely to cause memory loss, even amnesia, severe hemiplegia, death, and various other symptoms. This kind of damage is incognito and may not manifest itself in a short period of time, but no one can guarantee that it will not erupt in the future.
So, why are there so many hidden dangers, and those parents still want to send their children in? There is only one reason - fear of losing face! I'm afraid that other parents will lose face if they know that their child has Internet addiction! Don't listen to what they say is for the future of the child and other bullshit reasons, those are excuses. If it is really for the sake of the children's future, it is impossible for them to undergo stupid treatments that could destroy them in the future.
Those disgusting businessmen understand a truth, the richer the person, the better the face, so they use this special surname to spread the dangers of Internet addiction without any medical basis, create panic, and then emphasize their scientific surname with high fees. Those pathetic parents, they don't care about the life or death of their children at all, but just for their own face, in order not to be gossiped about by others. There is such a sentence in their hearts: It doesn't matter if the son is gone, saving face is the key! Otherwise, there would not be any news of people being killed in the Internet addiction center, and there are still parents rushing to stuff people inside.
Tan Yi stopped Bai Jinzhong from continuing to teach him, pulled him to the door of his grandson Bai Yu's room, and let Bai Jinzhong in with a threatening look, and the old professor, who had always been afraid of himself, had to knock on his grandson's door with a bitter face.
"Come in!"
Fortunately, the grandson was sensible and did not give his grandfather a closed door. After Bai Jinzhong entered, he found that his grandson was holding a pen and paper, looking at the computer for a while, and copying something for a while.
"I said, good grandson, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, it's all my Chinese teacher, I don't know what is crazy, I want us to imagine that we are prehistoric humans, and then write a diary, and I want one a day! If it weren't for this game, it would have cost me my life. ”
"Oh, this game is so powerful?"
"That's it! Yesterday, the teacher praised my essay as the most realistic, vivid and interesting! ”
Bai Jinzhong is not happy now, he is an expert in archaeology, this is obviously a good opportunity for him to exert his power in front of his grandson, why did he let a game snatch it? So Bai Jinzhong pulled a chair and sat next to his grandson to watch him play this game, ready to find faults, and then asked his good grandson to come to him to help with his homework. When the time comes, I will pinch it again, and I don't have to worry about this kid not helping him pinch his shoulders and beat his back or something.
I thought that relying on my professional level, it would be easy to find some faults, but I didn't expect to look at it for a long time, but I didn't find a single flaw. Sun Tzu raised the civilization to the Neolithic Age, and then stopped upgrading, and went out with the group every day to hunt, fish, and occasionally tend to the crops. The words and deeds of the people in the village are very much in line with the Neolithic life as we know it now.
What game is this? How can the life of prehistoric humans be represented so perfectly? Bai Jinzhong, who had doubts in his heart, returned to his room, downloaded the game as well, and then studied it carefully. Poor Tan Yi thought that the old man could persuade his grandson to 'change his evil and return to the right' after he went in, but he didn't expect that his grandson didn't come over, and he took the old man in.
After careful study, Bai Jinzhong was surprised, this game is really realistic, and it perfectly reproduces the life of prehistoric humans in various periods and places, this is simply a living teaching material!
Archaeology is a very boring subject, and many students do not have the patience to study it, so that the subject is declining more and more. However, if this game is used as a video teaching material, it should make learning lively and bring back the hearts of many students. Bai Jinzhong's surname is to do what he says, and the next day he went to class with games and game saves.
Sensational, I didn't expect the old professor to play a game during class, and immediately woke up those sleepy students. It was really interesting to watch the game and listen to the old professor's explanations of various cultures. What Neolithic, Paleolithic; What Yanjing people, mountain cave people; What Erlitou culture, Hemudu culture, there is a fixed archive, where to open which archive, and then live demonstration, is indeed refreshing, and memorable.
The old professor has been teaching the university for so many years, and the first time he met a student who didn't sleep during class, chatting and farting, he was so excited that he wrote a thank you article when he went home and posted it on his blog.
The article emphasizes the scientific surname of the game "Crossing the Flood Continent" in archaeology, and highly evaluates its teaching significance, and even uses itself as an example to call on archaeology professors to use this game as a teaching material to revitalize archaeology. Finally, the old professor expressed his high respect and deep gratitude to the half-house immortals, and looked forward to the release of the next game.
Because there are four words in the title, someone soon searched for this article, and then forwarded it everywhere, spreading the entire Internet.
Suddenly, everyone who has played this game is boiling! Damn, who dares to say that my plaything is demoralized? Tell you, you're playing archaeology! You don't believe it? Take a look, look at this article, recognized by Bai Jinzhong, an authoritative professor of archaeology! What the? You don't know Bai Jinzhong? It's really uneducated, it's cheaper to talk to you, go to your own encyclopedia!
In a word, it's all bullish!
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