Text Text_Chapter 871 Crazy Crazy
"I'll open the door, I'll open the door!"
Hearing the knock on the door, Fang Yunyun immediately slipped out of the bedroom, and trotted to the door.
Seeing this, Fang Xiaotian and his wife hurriedly put away the smiles on their faces, and leaned on the sofa seriously, after all, it is possible that their future son-in-law is standing outside the door, today is the first day they meet, so they have to have a bit of parental style and dignity, right?
Fang Yunyun opened the door and said: "Zuo Jian, why are you so ......" The latter words were swallowed back into her stomach by her, because the person standing outside the door was actually wearing clothes with all kinds of exaggerated and uninhibited ornaments, his hair dyed red, wearing jeans with a few deliberately cut cuts, half a handful of bananas in his hand, and a pair of big slippers on his feet!
"Who are you?" Fang Yunyun was stunned for a moment, and looked at this person with wide eyes.
At this time, she realized that the person in front of her was not a little familiar, but very familiar, Dingqing took a closer look, Fang Yunyun almost fainted on the spot, is there any mistake, this person dressed as a gangster is really Zuo Jian!
"You...... What the hell are you doing? ”
Fang Yunyun was shocked and angry, and looked at Zuo Jian viciously.
"What's wrong?" Hearing Fang Yunyun's surprised voice, Fang Xiaotian glanced at each other, Liu Yun stood up and walked towards the door with a smile, "The guests are here, why don't you let people in?" What does it look like to stop at the door? ”
Although Fang Yunyun has not yet figured out why Zuo Jian would appear in front of her with such a dress, she knows one thing that Zuo Jian's appearance is really not suitable for her parents at the moment.
So, Fang Yunyun subconsciously reached out to push Zuo Jian, wanting to push him out and close the door.
But today's dress-up was carefully designed by Zuo Jian for several hours, how could Fang Yunyun break it?
He grabbed Fang Yunyun's arm, lightly shifted it, drilled sideways, and slipped into the house from the side, at this time, it happened that Liu Yun came over, and he saw that Liu Yun and Fang Yunyun's appearance was six or seven points similar, but they were older, and immediately guessed that this must be Fang Yunyun's mother.
"Hi, hello sister, you are so beautiful!" Zuo Jian smiled and said a little frivolously. He handed half a handful of bananas in his hand to Liu Yun, and said: "I came to be a guest today, and I don't know what you like to eat...... You guys, you don't mind, do you? ”
Seeing Zuo Jian's appearance, Liu Yun was stunned for a moment, the Zuo Jian in front of her was 108,000 miles different from what she imagined, and it was not at all touched!
Next, Zuo Jian's words made Liu Yun almost faint on the spot, is there a mistake, who is this? Go to someone's house, buy fruit and eat some yourself, and then give it away?
What's going on!
"Zuo Jian, don't scream, this is my mother!" Hearing that Zuo Jian was calling her sister as soon as she opened her mouth, Fang Yunyun glared at him, she wondered if Zuo Jian was deliberately screaming like this, so as to take advantage of herself?
"Hey, hey, really?"
Zuo Jian looked at Liu Yun exaggeratedly, and said with a surprised expression: "Auntie is so young? Hehe, I'm really embarrassed, I just thought, you are Fang Yunyun's sister, Auntie, you are so young and beautiful, I call you Auntie, will it be inappropriate? Otherwise, I'll just call my sister. ”
"Ahem!" Fang Xiaotian on the sofa, seeing Zuo Jian's outfit, and hearing his crazy and nonsense, coughed a few times in dissatisfaction, and his impression of Zuo Jian suddenly became bad.
"Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Fang Yunyun saw her mother's stunned appearance and her father's dissatisfied voice, she secretly screamed in her heart, and hurriedly dragged Zuo Jian.
"Where did I talk nonsense? It's telling the truth. ”
Zuo Jian said with a smile, and immediately, he walked to the living room, without being greeted by others, swaggered, and sat down unceremoniously, and at the same time took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it by himself, cocked Erlang's legs, and took a puff.
Fang Xiaotian's brows suddenly wrinkled into a Sichuan character!
"Oops, I'm sorry." After Zuo Jian puffed out a puff of smoke, it was as if he had just seen a person sitting next to him, he quickly put away his legs, took out a cigarette, handed it to Fang Xiaotian, and said with a smile: "This is uncle, right...... Hey, I'm sorry, it's all me, it's all me, I didn't even see you sitting here, I'm sorry, you smoke? ”
"Can't smoke, thank you!"
Fang Xiaotian said lightly. He didn't even want to look at Zuo Jian now.
Fang Yunyun looked at Zuo Jian dumbfounded, in her heart now, she almost wanted to die, with her understanding of Zuo Jian, she can be regarded as coming out now, this guy is clearly here to make trouble!
"Hehe, your name is Zuo Jian, right?" Putting the half handful of bananas on the table, Liu Yunqiang squeezed out a smile, although Zuo Jian was not polite, but as the head of the family, Fang Yunyun's mother, she must have etiquette, otherwise she would be gossiped about by others.
"Well, yes, Auntie Sister." As soon as Zuo Jian opened his mouth, he screamed, Fang Xiaotian's brows jumped as he listened, and he secretly wondered in his heart, is this Zuo Jian sick in the brain? Is that what you call your elders?
Liu Yun was also called by Zuo Jian, Lei was not light, she pretended not to hear Zuo Jian's nonsense, and said with a smile: "I call you Xiao Zuo, you won't mind, right?" ”
"Hehe, auntie, look at what you said, so polite." Zuo Jian smiled, and then, then his face changed, and he said, "Of course I mind!" To be honest, I hate people calling me Xiaozuo the most! ”
Liu Yun almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, she wondered what Zuo Jian was doing today!
"Humph!"
Fang Xiaotian snorted fiercely, stood up, didn't look at Zuo Jian, and said with a cold face: "It's time to eat!" With that, he walked to the dining room on his own.
Liu Yun was a little embarrassed. It stands to reason that Zuo Jian is Fang Yunyun's life-saving benefactor and boyfriend, the first time people come to it, what's the matter, you have to chat and say a few polite words, right?
But Zuo Jian's ...... It's really impossible to communicate with him!
"Auntie and sister, let's go, let's eat."
Zuo Jian didn't seem to see Liu Yun's embarrassment at all, stood up and sniffed deeply, and said impatiently: "It's so fragrant...... Hehe, for this meal in the evening, I didn't dare to eat at noon, and I saved a few dollars not to mention the meal money, and I just had my stomach free. ”
"Zuo Jian!"
Hearing Zuo Jian continue to talk nonsense here, looking crazy, Fang Yunyun really couldn't stand it, her pretty face was so black that she could almost drip water, glared at Zuo Jian viciously, and said, "Are you endless?" ”
"Oh, what's wrong with me?" Zuo Jianli pretended to be afraid, and the other party Yunyun said, "Didn't you say that you asked me to come to the house for dinner tonight?" If I skip lunch at noon, I can not only save some money for food, but also eat a little more at night, isn't this the best of both worlds? Am I doing it wrong again? ”
Seeing him pretending to be crazy and stupid, Fang Yunyun couldn't wait to take off the slippers on his feet and put them into Zuo Jian's mouth. She walked quickly to Zuo Jian's side, reached out and pinched Zuo Jian's ear, leaned over and whispered, "What the hell are you planning to do?" ”
"Oops, it hurts me, you let me go quickly......"
Zuo Jian saw Fang Yunyun make a move, but he didn't resist at all, anyway, Fang Yunyun's parents were beside him, he really didn't believe that Fang Yunyun could do anything to himself, "No, I'm going to die......" Zuo Jian simply rolled his eyes and lay down on the ground.
The slippers on his feet were also kicked out by him. Coincidentally, I ran into Liu Yun.
"Yunyun, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Zuo Jian looked like she was about to lose her breath, Liu Yun was startled, but she knew that her daughter, when she moved, she had always had no sense of proportion, "Hurry up and let go of Zuo Jian." ”
"Yunyun!"
Fang Xiaotian, who was sitting at the dining table, saw Zuo Jian lying on the ground and rolling around, and snorted angrily, if he hadn't considered Fang Yunyun's concerns, he would have kicked Zuo Jian out a long time ago.
It's too much!
Just like him, he used to be a soldier? It's just a disgrace to the soldiers, to the troops! Even if he was a ruffian in the army, Fang Xiaotian felt that he was ten thousand times stronger than Zuo Jian in front of him!
Such a person still wants to be my daughter's girlfriend? Are you kidding! Even if Fang Yunyun is turned into an older leftover girl and left at home, Fang Xiaotian will definitely not marry Fang Yunyun to such a person!
But no matter what, Zuo Jian saved Fang Yunyun, seeing Zuo Jian's appearance, Fang Xiaotian had already begun to wonder that day, whether Zuo Jian saved Fang Yunyun, or Fang Yunyun saved Zuo Jian?
With such a garbage appearance, can he still save Fang Yunyun? Could it be that Fang Yunyun deliberately said this afterwards?
Forget it, today's meal should be regarded as a thank you to "Zuo Jian saved Fang Yunyun!" Fang Xiaotian thought depressedly, the only thing he wanted to do now was to finish this meal quickly, and then send this Zuo Jian away, he didn't want to see him for one more minute now.
Hearing her father's words, Fang Yunyun had no choice but to let go of her hand, not forgetting to glare at Zuo Jian viciously, her lips moving silently up and down!
"You wait for me!"
Zuo Jian read her lips, hehe smiled, just wait, what else can you do with me? He got up from the ground with a snort, pretended to pat the dust on his clothes, and just took a step, he shouted dissatisfiedly: "Huh? Where's my slippers? ”