Chapter 41: The Subway Idiot
After visiting the school, it was already past five o'clock in the afternoon. In order to enhance the relationship, Kitagawa Ryuichi warmly suggested going to a nearby izakaya for a few drinks. However, this suggestion was politely rejected by Zheng Lu, and they had to take the subway for an hour, and they had to cook when they got home, or they had to eat ramen. Although that thing is delicious, but it can't be eaten all at once, in the past two days, Zheng Lu and they are greedy for convenience, and they eat at a stall every day, and they are a little sick to their stomachs.
Taking the subway is also a difficult job, especially during rush hour, when there are crowds of people everywhere, more exaggerated than sardines. When it is full, almost all of them are pasted on the wall of the train, and some people can't get on the train because they are too full of people, and the subway staff will help you push it up from behind, which is really miserable.
Standing in that environment for an hour is torture. Fortunately, Zheng Lu and the others came relatively early and could find a place, so they hurriedly ran over and sat down, relaxing their sore feet and necks from visiting school.
"Old scoop, when the fuck did you buy the PSP, and don't tell us!"
After seeing Zheng Lu get on the tram, Caitou took out a PSP from his backpack and was playing, and he was immediately dissatisfied. It's an hour's drive, and you don't know what to do, so how can you enjoy it alone? At least a few movies to watch!
As soon as Caitou said this, Da Bi and Xiaodong, who were sitting next to Zheng Lu, also started to coax, Zheng Lu had to turn off the game and open a movie "Kung Fu" by Xing Ye, and everyone watched it together.
At this time, the number of people began to increase, and soon the entire carriage was crowded. Looking at their painful expressions huddled on the wall of the car, although Zheng Lu sympathized, he did not have the slightest idea of giving up his seat. Jokes, isn't it the old, weak, sick, pregnant and disabled, am I not stupid to give up my seat to you?
At this time, the people who take the subway are all office workers, so they are basically adults, and the old, weak, sick, pregnant and disabled will not choose to take the subway at this time, which is really troublesome. As I said earlier, I am most afraid of causing trouble to others, so this kind of thing basically does not happen.
There were many Chinese on the carriage, and occasionally they could be heard talking in whispers in Chinese, which made people feel more intimate. Zheng Lu and the others watched "Kung Fu", laughing all over the place, compared with those with painful expressions, it was really a heaven and a hell.
"Hey, look over there."
Just as he was looking at it, Xu Zhili suddenly whispered to everyone to look in one direction. To say that this guy's eyes are really poisonous, under such layers of obstruction, he still found a beautiful woman in a student uniform.
"Okay, the power, the eyesight, this student girl is really first-class. Lao Lao, aren't you from the school uniform? Hurry up and see, there are benefits! Can your PSP take pictures? Hurry up and take a picture! ”
The head of the lion house patted Xu Zhili's shoulder, laughed quietly, and then patted Zheng Lu to take a picture of it, so that he could keep it and enjoy it slowly later.
"It's not for you to look at this, look down! Under! ”
Xu Zhili was a little anxious, and pointed hard to the bottom of the beauty. This product is too urgent, isn't it? Could it be that the beauty is dewed? Zheng Lu and the others looked over suspiciously, and finally found that there was a pair of hands stroking back and forth on that part of the beauty! And that bastard is still in the way of a briefcase, so it's hard to spot. No wonder the beauty's expression was so unnatural, everyone thought it was because she was holding her urine and was in a hurry, and she sympathized with it.
"Damn, cowardly, I'm going to clean up that bastard!"
The grumpy lion housekeeper was about to shout out when he spoke, but was covered by Zheng Lu.
"I said, Captain, haven't you heard that a thief wants to take the stolen goods? Don't rush, wait a minute! ”
After saying that, Zheng Lu took out the PSP special camera from his backpack and secretly filmed the briefcase bastard's every move.
After doing all this, he can't rush to do it, because there are too many people in the car to carry out the action, and when he rushes to the front, he may be let go. And if you can't use it, it won't be cool to beat it. As long as that briefcase bastard doesn't make bolder moves, let him go. The girl is probably the quiet type, and she doesn't dare to speak when she is humiliated like this, so she only knows how to endure it silently.
The head of the lion lodge was furious, for he saw that the man standing next to the beautiful woman had also clearly seen this scene, but he had turned his gaze to the other side, and even took a slight step back to avoid it.
What a coward!
Finally, the subway arrived at a station, and everyone rushed down.
"Do it!"
Seeing that the timing was right, Zheng Lu hurriedly stuffed the PSP into his backpack and rushed up with a shout. Unfortunately, the Lion Housekeeper was apparently much faster than him, and after yelling 'Stop', he took a step forward and punched the briefcase bastard on the bridge of the nose.
The man immediately had a long nosebleed, screamed and squatted down, and the second person to rush up was Caitou, who kicked the briefcase bastard out of the subway as soon as he got out. Then everyone rushed up and had a good time. However, everyone is still very measured, and try not to move towards the vital parts, so as not to cause any lawsuits, and it will be difficult to withdraw at that time.
The briefcase bastard seemed to be very experienced, curled up with his head like a shrimp, and although he was beaten and screamed, he didn't suffer any internal injuries, at most a little flesh and skin. Not only Chinese like to watch, but I myself is no exception. Soon, this heart-wrenching criticism meeting attracted many onlookers, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures, showing excitement on their faces. There were more and more onlookers, and soon the subway staff came over, along with a policeman.
"The police are coming, quickly hold your head and squat down."
As soon as Zheng Lu saw the police coming, he quickly stopped his movements and notified the others to squat down with their heads together, in a standard arrest posture. When the police come over, they don't ask the reason first, they usually stop the fight first, and then ask, so if they don't stop, they are likely to get a few batons.
The policeman rushed into the crowd brandishing his baton, only to find that everyone was already crouching, and the baton was useless. You can't beat someone in front of so many people, then it's easy to be complained.
"What happened?"
As soon as the gang was taken to the police office, the policeman began to ask questions.
"That person is an idiot and molested this girl. For the sake of love, justice and peace, we stepped forward to put an end to this ugly act. ”
The moral high ground must be firmly established, because even if that person is an idiot, he can't be beaten like this, and if he calculates it seriously, it is also illegal. The quiet victim was also brought in, and when he heard the words of the head of the lion house, he blushed and nodded, this kind of thing is always a little embarrassing.
"Mr. Policeman, I am innocent, they are slandering my reputation, I will sue them! Also, these people beat me for no reason, and I want to prosecute me for assault! ”
The briefcase bastard with the beaten face out of shape began to shake when he saw the police coming, refusing to admit his guilt, anyway, there were so many people in the car, and there was no surveillance probe, so he couldn't determine the perpetrator.
"Mr. Policeman, we have proof that he did it!"
Saying that, Zheng Lu took out the PSP. Before that, though, he had backed up one on another memory card. If the policeman in front of him helped the briefcase bastard for personal gain and destroyed the evidence, then Zheng Lu and they would not have a good time. As soon as the briefcase bastard saw the photo in the PSP, the whole person immediately wilted, but immediately began to roar again.
"Mr. Policeman! I am the honorable Yue myself, and they are lowly Chinese! Will you believe their words? This is definitely a composite photo! ”
Hearing the obvious meaning, in addition to glaring at the briefcase bastard fiercely, Zheng Lu's hearts were raised, I don't know what this policeman will do?
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