Only the three people at the table knew how bad this thing was.

No! Wrong!

I feel that this matter, the people who are very cheating are not Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi. There is only the white-bearded old man Wu Yazi.

Looking at the cards in his hand, Wu Yazi looked at the cards on the ground again, his face was dark, and he didn't have a kind and kind appearance at all, but he looked like a red-eyed gambler.

Because there are three sixes in the hands of Wuyazi.

This is obviously cheating!

"What's the mess? You have a pair of sixes, but I have three sixes in my hand, so I don't play anymore! Wu Yazi was so angry that he smoked, threw away the cards in his hand, and prepared to leave.

"Three sixes?" Xiao Qi seemed to realize something, and flicked the cards on Wuyazi's cards lightly, changed the cards at a very fast speed, and then said, "Bad old man, do you want to play tricks?" All the reasons for this lame are said? This is obviously nine good, right? How can it be six? ”

"Nine?" Wu Yazi was stunned: "Could it be that my eyes are spent?" ”

"Definitely, after all, you're eighty or ninety years old! It's reasonable to be dazzled. Xiao Liu smiled and nodded.

Xiao Qi also kept echoing on the side.

"I'm dazzled by seventy years of internal strength?" Wu Yazi was puzzled.

"What about seventy years? Do you have more eyes than we do? Speaking of this, Xiao Liu smiled, which made people feel very treacherous.

Zhang Ye and Hu Xinrui sat next to them basking in the sun, and when they saw the actions of these two small and one big, they couldn't help but glance at each other, and then looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

Others don't know the abilities of Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi, but the two of them know it very well.

Xiaoliu wants to pit without cliffs, it's too easy! And it can trick him out of the blue. As for Xiao Qi......

This little guy's hands are frighteningly fast. It's not too easy to get out of the way. With Xiaoliu's ability. Without the ability to resist at all, he can be pitted and unable to find the north.

"In that case. Then let's move on! Of course, this hand doesn't count! ”

"Yes!" The two looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

So the cards were shuffled again and the game began.

Perhaps in order to avoid being discovered by Wu Yazi, this time the two little guys did not cheat again.

So not surprisingly, the two drank a glass of water each. But it didn't affect them at all, just to cool off on this hot day.

This made Wu Yazi feel a little happy. I just feel like my luck has come.

But then, Wuyazi's luck seemed to take a turn for the worse.

For each game, to say the least, drink four glasses of water. If you're unlucky, you'll even have to drink sixteen glasses of water.

It's a sin to drink it like this!

Not only did my stomach swell terribly, but the urge to urinate began to appear constantly. As a last resort, Wuyazi began to sit cross-legged in place, using a strong internal force to evaporate the excess water.

After a while, billowing smoke began to rise from Wuyazi's body.

"Bad old man, what are you doing here? Is it boiling water? Still not playing? "The two little ones are laughing weirdly.

"Play! How not to play? ”

Wuyazi steamed for a while and opened his eyes. Nodding.

"That's good! Let's move on! This time we're going to play big! Xiao Liu said happily.

"Good! How big is the play? ”

Wu Yazi nodded in agreement.

"Let's play four cups!"

"Four, eight, sixteen, thirty-two?" Wu Yazi's face was a little bitter. Playing so big, if you lose a big one, wouldn't it be a belly burst?

"No...... There is no cap! ”

"No cap?" This time, Wu Yazi's face was even more ugly, "This ......"

"Do you dare to play? If you don't dare to play. Just throw in the towel! Xiao Qi looked at Wu Yazi with disdain. It seemed to say that Wu Yazi was a coward.

This kind of agitation is really lame!

If it were said from someone else's mouth, Wu Yazi would not have been tricked at all. But the person who said this was a little guy with a baby fat face, which made Wu Yazi can't help but his beard.

Think of him as a grandmaster. If you are flattened by two little things, it will be too embarrassing.

"Good! There's no cap, right? Just play! "Wuyazi seems to have been released.

Since there is no cliff to be willing to take it. That's the best way to go. When he said this, he happened to fall into the pocket array that the two little ones had arranged for him.

The next thing is much better!

On the cards. Bombs of all kinds are emerging one after another. Sometimes, one bomb can even be used repeatedly by two little guys.

And Wu Yazi was hacked by Xiao Liu, so he didn't notice anything at all.

"Okay, this round is a total of eleven turns. Plus you are a landlord, double it again. Xiao Qi threw down the cards in his hand and said. It doesn't matter how much you drink! Bad old man, go and drink all the water in the two tanks in the kitchen. ”

"This ......"

No cliff feels a little tricky!

Drink all the water in the two tanks, let alone a thousand catties! If you drink so much water, even if you don't get strung to death, you will be pushed out of.

"Bad old man, do you want to pay the bill?"

"Who's going to pay the bills? Drink it! "If it is the usual cliffless, it will definitely be a debt at this time. Drink a thousand pounds of water! Just kidding, huh?

But after being hacked by Xiao Liu, he had lost his basic judgment, so he got up and walked directly to the kitchen.

"Master! What are you ......" Su Xinghe was cooking for the master in the kitchen, and suddenly saw the master walk in, and he was immediately surprised.

"O galaxy! Come and drink water for the teacher! ”

"Oh!" Su Xinghe was stunned.

I think the master is tired of playing with those little guys and wants to drink water.

So he didn't stop it, but directly handed over the water scoop on the stove.

Then I saw my own master scooping water one after another to drink. The sound of cooing can be heard from afar.

It's just that the more Su Xinghe looks at it, the more wrong it becomes!

No matter how thirsty you are, you can't be thirsty like this! It was only a moment before I drank five scoops of water.

And looking at it like this, it doesn't seem to stop for a while.

How thirsty does this have to be?

Su Xinghe's face was full of strangeness. But it's hard to say anything. After all, it is his own master who does things, and he is an apprentice. You can only help from the side.

But it didn't take long for Su Xinghe to look at it more and more as a matter of fact.

"Master! Master! You can't drink it anymore! "Even if it is in the name of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors. Su Xinghe also began to decide to stop the master.

Otherwise, if you drink at this rate, it will be a trivial matter to drink all the water. But his master's body absolutely can't stand it.

"Nonsense, willing to gamble and lose! If you lose, drink water! ”

"Ugh!" Hearing this, Su Xinghe understood.

It must have been his own master who went to fight the landlord with those children again, and finally lost to the bottom.

As a last resort, Su Xinghe hurriedly walked out and interceded for his master.

"Brother Zhang! See if you can get the tutor to ......"

Su Xinghe didn't finish his words, but he believed that Zhang Ye could understand what he meant.

And the reason why he is called 'Little Brother Zhang' is entirely because Wu Yazi has a relationship with Zhang Ye's peers. The master called him 'Zhang Xiaoyou', so he was naturally called 'Zhang Xiaoge', even if he was actually old. is older than Zhang Ye, and there are more than two rounds.

"Hmmm! Please go and talk to him! It's going to be fine! Speaking of this, Zhang Ye glanced at Xiao Liu not far away.

And at this time, this little guy also happened to look over.

The eyes of father and son met in midair. Xiao Liu instantly understood what his father meant, and knew that his father would not let himself play too much.

Besides, he just wants to make a whole cliffless old man, so it doesn't seem like he is too ruthless. Therefore, after coming into contact with his father's gaze, Xiao Liu nodded gently.

At this time, Su Xinghe hurriedly walked towards the kitchen.

After a while, Wu Yazi rushed out of the kitchen.

Then he went straight to the toilet instead.

"Hey......

Little Six and Little Seven are two little guys. Get together and laugh hey.

Because they know that if there is no cliff, there is no luck. The water in his stomach was enough for him to run to the toilet dozens of times.

Of course, this is not beneficial, at least it can be drenched! It also prevents urinary stones.

"Porphyry......

At this time, there was a violent fart noise in the toilet.

"Oh - the bad old man stinks!" All baby dragons hear this sound. They all covered their noses, and their little hands fanned the tips of their noses one by one.

It was as if the stench had reached them.

"Hehe......" Hu Xinrui looked at the appearance of these children. I couldn't help but laugh.

Zhang Ye leaned back in his chair and looked at these little guys with a smile and a smile.

also deliberately glared at Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi.

"You're really getting better and better! Even the old man is pitted! Zhang Ye glared at them. It's a bit unlucky.

"What's this? Isn't it just playing? ”

"That's it!"

"Is this called play? Is this a whole person, is it? Speaking of this, Zhang Ye paused, "It's okay now." Grandpa Wuyazi was made diarrhea by you! I'll apologize later! ”

"No, it won't! After drinking a little bit of water, you have diarrhea? Xiao Qi felt a little unbelievable.

"A little?"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "Tell me yourself, from the beginning to just now, how many catties of water did you let Grandpa Wuyazi drink?" Let's say that there are 500 catties! ”

"Hey......

As soon as he said this, the two little hearts burst into a wicked laugh.

It seems that in their opinion, it is simply a big victory for the people who can pit without cliffs to drink so much water.

And as a price, they only drank a dozen glasses, and this little water was nothing compared to what Wuyazi drank.

This is called winning more with less, and attacking strong with weak.

"Anyway! I'll apologize to Grandpa Wuyazi later! ”

"Huh? Do you want to apologize? The two little ones seemed very unhappy.

"What else do you want? If it doesn't work, you still have to let Grandpa Wuyazi apologize to you? ”

"Oh!"

Xiao Liu nodded, nodding reluctantly in agreement.

After a pause, Xiao Liu said to his younger brother, "Then let's go over!" ”

The two discussed for a while, then covered their noses and ran to the toilet.

"Bad old man, I'm sorry! We shouldn't let you have diarrhea! ”

"It's all our fault! Makes you have diarrhea! ”

"Come out of here! Don't hide inside! ”

"We'll treat you to bear cookies!"

"......" Zhang Ye was made to roll his eyes by these two little guys. Only these little guys can do the thing of inviting the people inside to eat bear biscuits at the door of the toilet. (To be continued......)

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