Chapter 112: Playboy, Is There?
Before I knew it, there was the last day left, and I would go back to Yanjing tomorrow. Seriously, you haven't had enough of it. Especially Liu Xing, who was implicated by Xia Yu, was at the beckon of the other party at any time.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with such a little injury, but the women said, 'If the wound is opened, can you be responsible', Liu Xing suddenly lost his temper. Saving people to the point of being complained about is really a failure.
After a day and two nights of recuperation, Xia Yu's leg injury has healed, he has changed the medicine twice, he has received a pimple, and he can limp under the support of others, and Liu Xing has finally been liberated.
Today is the last day, and the day of the happiest for the lesbians. Why? What woman doesn't like shopping? In fact, it's just wandering around, and when you finally come to the beach, you have to bring something back, right?
Sanya's local snacks can be brought with you, and you can eat them if you can't. Seafood and fruits, eat enough at noon, and I am afraid that the only thing I can bring back is some exquisite shells.
Time is like money, I see a lot, I spend too little, and the last day passes unconsciously, and in retrospect, it seems that nothing has been done except eating.
"Liu Xing, I'll go to my wife's place to help clean up, and I'll see you downstairs later!" At half past nine on Saturday morning, Hao Shuang said hello to Liu Xing and went to Guan Jie's room.
"Yes!" Liu Xing heard the response, looked at his bag, and there was nothing left except for buying some shells as souvenirs.
Came to Xia Yu and Guan Tingting's room next door, the woman's purchase ** was always so strong, and the suitcase when she came was no longer enough, so she had to buy another travel bag to hold things.
"Liu Xing, come on, help me press the things here!" Guan Tingting hurriedly said after seeing Liu Xing who entered the room.
Hearing the other party's words, Liu Xing came to her, at this time Guan Tingting was pressing the lid of the suitcase with her foot, there was no way, there were too many things, and the zipper could no longer be closed.
"Don't stuff it in, you're using it as a bag?" Liu Xing threw his bag on the bed, looked at the other party and said.
"If you don't stuff it, you can't fit it." Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xing and said, "I want to have a Qiankun bag!" ”
"You women are a real nuisance. Bring so much when you come, and even more when you go back. If it's useless, throw it away, tired or not! Liu Xing said angrily, I went to the local market yesterday, and several women bought a lot of local clothes, which is why the weight of their bags has increased.
"It's all used!" Afraid that Liu Xing would snatch the treasure in her bag, Guan Tingting kept the bag by her side, and suddenly saw Liu Xing's empty hands, and suddenly had an idea. I saw Guan Tingting suddenly looking at Liu Xing with a smile, very charming, Liu Xing, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, was startled.
Damn, what does this woman want to do? Liu Xing looked at the other party suspiciously.
Guan Tingting came to Liu Xing's side with a smile, put one hand on Liu Xing's shoulder, and said to Liu Xing angrily, "Liu Xing, don't you have anything to bring?" ”
"What to bring? I only carry one bag everywhere I go, it's too much trouble! Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, and at the same time withdrew his body to the side, goosebumps falling down.
"Liu Xing, I found that you are really a gentleman!" Guan Tingting leaned over to Liu Xing's side again and said with a smile, "Don't you think that whether you are a gentleman or a ruffian, you should have the consciousness to help beautiful women?" You say......"
"Don't say it, if you want me to help you get something, then I'm sorry, I can't fulfill your wish!" Liu Xing unceremoniously interrupted the other party's words, if he couldn't hear the meaning of the other party's words at this time, then he would not be a ruffian but a fool. Not only Guan Tingting, but even Xia Yu on the side looked at Liu Xing with a longing expression. Dizzy, this woman's legs are injured and she still buys so many things, it seems to have been premeditated.
"Why? Get it for me. ”
"Do you think, I don't even bother to take my own things, and I still help you take them? I'm sick! Liu Xing said angrily, why does this woman always like to take advantage of herself?
"With the friendship between the two of us for so many years, you can help me get it, just this once, how about it?" Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xingqi and begged, and at the same time took out a pitiful expression.
'It's a bastard to have a cheap and don't take advantage of it!' Guan Tingting thought psychologically.
"My greatest wish is to get something for nothing, to have both wealth and money, to sit back and wait for money, to get drunk and dream of death. Now it seems that I am getting farther and farther away from this goal, and you are getting closer and closer to this goal! Liu Xingbai glanced at the other party and said, "I finally know the purpose of your woman's desire to marry Tang Seng." It's not just about playing if you can, eating him if you can't. Also because Tang Seng has a white dragon horse, he can help you carry things when the time comes, right? ”
"Hehe, I'm not as great as you say!" Guan Tingting said with a smile after hearing Liu Xing's words, then piled the two newly bought travel bags beside Liu Xing, stood up and patted Liu Xing's shoulder very seriously, and said, "These two bags will be handed over to you, you must complete the task, I will invite you to drink soda after returning to Yanjing, how about it?" ”
"Why am I so cheap? Do such heavy work for a bottle of soda? Besides, how do you have so many bags? Did you premeditate? Liu Xinghu looked at the other party suspiciously and said. Two travel bags, one suitcase, even a man can't take it.
"My one, Xia Yu's one, there are good things, I can't forget her, right? Besides, she's still a wounded, I'm not a ruthless person! Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xing and said.
"I'm ruthless, okay?" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said.
"No, you're a lover, if you don't think those two bags are good, how about taking these two suitcases?"
"Get out!" Liu Xing scolded the other party unceremoniously, a box has at least fifty catties, and he is full of food and exercise? Stretched out his hand and weighed the two bags around him, ten pounds, not too heavy!
"For the sake of you inviting me to eat crabs, I'll take it for you!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said.
"What about Xia Yu's bag?"
"You're pretty wide!" Liu Xing said angrily, and then looked at Xia Yu with a look of hope, "For the sake of you being a wounded now, don't take it as an example!" ”
"Yay!" Hearing Liu Xing's words, Guan Tingting jumped up high and shouted loudly, not knowing whether she was happy that Liu Xing helped her carry the bag, or whether she was celebrating the success of her little abacus.
"Look, I'll just say Liu Xing will help us get it!" Guan Tingting said with a smile to Xia Yu on the side.
"Thank you!" Xia Yu smiled at Liu Xing and said, I have really troubled the man in front of me in the past two days.
"I prefer something substantial to this kind of spiritual gratitude!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, "Hurry up, the car below is still waiting, you two are really grinding, look at Sister Wu, you have already prepared." Liu Xing carried his bag on his shoulder, one bag in both hands and one in each hand, as if he had fled.
"That's it, that's it!" Guan Tingting finally closed the zipper of the suitcase with a lot of effort, and it was cleaned up. The three of them closed the door to their room and got on the elevator and went downstairs.
"Wow, Liu Xing, why did you buy so many things?" When he saw Liu Xing, who had a large bag and a small bag, walking out of the hotel, Hao Shuang said in surprise that he didn't seem to see Liu Xing buy anything in the past two days.
"What kind of eyes, this is Guan Tingting and Xia Yu, I was unlucky, I was caught by the two of them." Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, then threw the bag into the box under the bus.
"Brother Liu is eccentric, and I have a lot of things, why didn't you help me get it?" Liu Jingjing pouted and looked at Liu Xingdao.
"There's no way, who made you thin-skinned?" Liu Xing said with a smile.
"Liu Xing, are you talking bad about me again?" Guan Tingting walked out of the hotel at this time, different from Liu Xing's big bag and small bag, Guan Tingting's big suitcase was moved out by a male waiter, and the same was true for Xia Yu. Liu Xing watched the male waiter pass in front of him, put Guan Tingting and Xia Yu's boxes in the bus, and then walked back to the hotel with a gentlemanly smile at the two women.
"Damn, I'm going to look for him, why don't you bring it to me!" Liu Xing was furious when he saw this scene, isn't this fucking discrimination?
"Don't, Liu Xing, don't go, do you care about this with a waiter with him? He could be single! Hao Shuang was in a hurry and immediately pulled Liu Xing's arm to prevent Liu Xing from rushing in and causing something.
"Yes, Liu Xing, you can't do it!" Guan Jie also persuaded Liu Xing to say.
"Liu Xing, don't be angry, even if it's for me? Such a man will never be productive in his life, and I just pretended not to be able to take it, and I didn't expect him to come over to offer his courtesy! Guan Tingting stood in front of Liu Xing, pushing Liu Xing's chest, she knew what Liu Xing looked like when she was angry, if she let Liu Xing go in and find the waiter just now, I am afraid that she would not stop with a few ribs.
Xia Yu received Liu Xing's shocking kick a few days ago, and hurriedly blocked Liu Xing's body.
"Fuck don't let me see you again!" Liu Xing shouted loudly at the hotel, and then looked at Guan Tingting and Xia Yu in front of him, "Don't expect me to help you two get things in the future!" After that, I got on the bus.
It's not that Liu Xing is stingy, this is really annoying. One, it's very simple, the waiter owes a beating. Second, since Guan Tingting and Xia Yu planned to let the waiter help them get it, why did they still let themselves carry two big bags? Isn't that fucking fun for people?
Liu Xing has been sitting at the end of the bus after getting on the bus, surrounded by a bad atmosphere, although there are seats around him, but other colleagues in the company are stunned and dare not come forward, even Guan Tingting, who is usually very 'iron' with Liu Xing, is also afraid and timid, and finally under the leadership of Sister Wu, she came to Liu Xing's side and sat down.
This time back to Yanjing, Liu Xing really cheered up the spirit, for fear of missing the conversation with the flight attendant, if he slept in Sanya like when he came, then Liu Xing was ready to fly back to Sanya.
"Welcome aboard, what seat are you?" When the purser stood at the door to greet the passengers, he looked at Liu Xing politely and asked.
"Taurus, what about you, Miss?" Liu Xing stood at the door and looked at the purser and asked with a smile, he wanted to take advantage of every opportunity.
"I'm an Aries, I'm asking which seat you're sitting in?" The purser looked at Liu Xing and asked, after working for so many years, it is the first time I have met such a person.
"Oh......!"
Liu Xing boarded the plane with longing, but it was a pity that God seemed to be against Liu Xing, and arranged Liu Xing to the innermost position, and it was the innermost of the three rows of seats. He wants to change his position, but next to him is Guan Tingting, and the aisle position is Sister Wu, how can he change it!
"Hey, hey, hey!" As soon as she got on the plane, Guan Tingting screamed at Liu Xing, as if she guessed the depression in Liu Xing's heart, and her sinister look made Liu Xingli lazy!
Yes~~! What was supposed to be a wonderful air trip has now become like this, and it seems that you can only sit honestly in the innermost place. As for the flight attendant that Liu Xing vowed to talk to, now she can only watch from a distance and not play with it!
Let me be sad or let me regret it, hate the sky, you don't know. Let me be bitter or make me tired, let me see the flight attendant her smile!
This time it wasn't bad, at least Liu Xing didn't miss lunchtime. However, because of the innermost reason, and the scourge Guan Tingting sitting next to him, Liu Xing didn't even have a chance to say a few more words.
"Well, this is the soda I promised you to drink!" Guan Tingting handed Liu Xing a glass of orange juice and said with a smile.
"You think I'm stupid? It's free, you're really slamming the door! Liu Xing looked at the other party fiercely and said, but he still drank it, and he didn't drink it for nothing.
Boredom, if you can't talk to a flight attendant, then the plane is only boring.
Suddenly, Liu Xing felt a little swelling in the lower part of his stomach. Well, I didn't drink so many drinks in vain, and the opportunity has finally come! Liu Xing secretly gave himself an encouragement, there is nothing more exciting than urinating at this time.
"That, let's go, I'm going to the bathroom!" Liu Xing looked at Guan Tingting beside him calmly and said, but the psychology has blossomed, and this reason is really good.
"Bear with me, there will be about an hour to get to Yanjing!" Guan Tingting glanced at Liu Xing and continued to look at the magazine in her hand.
"Can't go to the bathroom? There was still more than an hour, and I couldn't hold it anymore! Liu Xing frowned and said with an unbearable look.
"Who made you drink so much soda!" Guan Tingting looked at Liu Xing and said.
"If you don't give it, can I drink so much? Blame you, blame you! Hurry up, can you take responsibility for holding back your illness? Liu Xing said angrily, this woman is really hateful.
Guan Tingting tilted her head and looked at Liu Xing, looking up and down carefully, "Are you really going?" ”
"Really!" Liu Xingdao.
Guan Tingting reached out and took the half cup of orange juice in front of Liu Xing and drank it, and then handed the cup to Liu Xing.
"With this, don't worry, I won't watch it!"
Liu Xing was speechless, he had seen a bully, but he had never seen a bully like this.
"No, I have a lot of traffic, and the small cup is not enough!" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, "Hurry up, now is not the time to quarrel with you." I want all sizes, and if you're not embarrassed, I'll shout. ”
"You shout, I want to see how thick your skin is, I don't believe you can shout!" Guan Tingting said with a smile after hearing Liu Xing's words.
Liu Xing looked at the other party funny, this woman is really unreasonable, that expression obviously thought that he didn't dare to shout, Liu Xing could endure anything, but being looked down upon, absolutely not. Since you're not afraid of embarrassment, we're not afraid of losing face. Thinking of this, Liu Xing suddenly stood up and said loudly to the flight attendant not far away, "Miss, this hateful woman won't let me go to the bathroom, can you get her away?" "It's like a schoolboy complaining to a teacher.
"Boom!" Eyes focused on Liu Xing and Guan Tingting beside him from various positions in the cabin, and the people who were far away stood up, hoping to see clearly the woman who didn't let men go to the bathroom.
"Liu Xing!" Hearing Liu Xing's words, Guan Tingting gritted her teeth fiercely, and the upper and lower rows of teeth grinded straight. She really didn't expect Liu Xing to really do such a thing, or rather, Liu Xing's thickness of skin was beyond her imagination.
"Die!" When the flight attendant watched Guan Tingting come over, Guan Tingting couldn't help the laughter coming from the surroundings, leaned towards her mouth, retracted her legs, and let Liu Xing go.
Liu Xing glanced at Guan Tingting proudly, and walked through Guan Tingting and Sister Wu on the other side to the position of the aisle, with the joy of victory on his face, just like a general who won a battle.
'Remember, don't look down on people, I can do anything! Liu Xing looked at Guan Tingting and conveyed the meaning of psychology with his eyes.
'You're thick-skinned!' Guan Tingting glared at Liu Xing fiercely, and then looked down at the magazine.
Liu Xing looked at Guan Tingting proudly, and then walked towards the bathroom, really a little unable to hold back.
"By the way, miss, is there a playboy?" Before entering the bathroom, Liu Xing looked at the stewardess on the side and asked.
"I'm sorry sir, but not on the plane!" The flight attendant was stunned for a long time after hearing Liu Xing's words, and then said helplessly.
"What about China? Come to the root! Liu Xing looked at the other party and said, what a broken plane, not even such a good magazine as Playboy.
"I'm sorry, we didn't either!"
"There's always a newspaper or a magazine, right?" Liu Xing looked at the other party and said. Shiting is a very cool but boring thing, how to make not boring? Deluxe configuration: a Chinese one plus a playboy. Suggested configuration: 1 copy of a fashion magazine. Lowest configuration: newspaper ......!
The stewardess was not bad, and handed Liu Xing a magazine, and Liu Xing couldn't wait to go in after saying thank you.
After Liu Xing closed the door of the bathroom, the face of the flight attendant who had been smiling suddenly darkened, and she hurriedly left the place. If you continue to stay, you will only be sure that the man will ask for something strange and strange for him when he comes out.
'Playboy? I still want to see it! The flight attendant thought to herself.
After coming out of the bathroom with a relaxed body, he originally planned to return the magazine to the beautiful flight attendant, but found that the other party had disappeared, and shook his head helplessly.
Actually, I didn't think about it, I just wanted to say that the magazine was very good-looking and thanked, and I didn't even give a chance to thank you. The domestic ones are still conservative. If it's American Airlines, hey, hey, hey. Don't get me wrong, if it's American Airlines, there should be a playboy!
(To be continued)