Chapter Ninety-Nine: How Do You Win?
"In a hurry?" Wu Xian said with a smile. A person who is in a position of power maintains the calmest and most sensitive state at any time, although he was confused by Yang Feng's rogue energy for a period of time before, but the habits he has developed over the years still allow him to capture the fleeting emotion in Yang Feng's eyes.
Yang Feng smiled: "Don't dare to rush. ”
"Don't dare to be in a hurry, it's still in a hurry, I didn't expect a young man like you to be in a hurry." Quite proud, Wu Xian thought that Yang Feng had finally become anxious.
Hearing this, Yang Feng rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu, you are really joking, in life, who can have no three urgency, I am a normal person, naturally there is a hurry!" ”
"Three urgent?!"
Wu Xian almost squirted out, forcibly suffocated the urge to squirt water back into his stomach, and then looked at Yang Feng's slightly smug face helplessly, this kid is really going to have an abnormal sentence when he says two sentences.
He now knows why he came back from the police station, Liao Qiang was so angry, and said that Yang Feng was very beaten everywhere.
In his current opinion, this Yang Feng is not only very underbeaten, it is quite underbeaten!
Speak out of tune, keep joking, have deep meaning in your words, others actually understand, and then pretend not to understand, what kind of person can do this.
When he was young, Wu Xian admitted that he was also a scoundrel for a while, and during that time, he looked at the bottom of the girl's skirt and tuned. Teasing. drama girl, but he dares to say that he is not as good as Yang Feng.
At the same time, the importance of Yang Feng has increased, from the beginning to the present, Yang Feng has had countless actions that make him laugh, but he did not give Yang Feng a subtraction, but added points.
Lao Moushen is a person who has been intriguing for a long time and has experience, so he can be named this word.
Yang Feng is very young, and even looks like a teenager, he thinks it is a teenager's heart when he talks a few words, but he is not, he is not an old planner, he is a young man!
Between the lines, there is no tone, people can't touch him, can't see through the road he walks, maybe the other party has no road at all, take a mountain road without a road, or walk a road from the lawn without a road.
"Yang Feng, you are very young, but you have to understand that if you want to accomplish something, you have to pay the corresponding price." Wu Xian said slowly.
Yang Feng nodded: "I understand, it's like I have to pay when I go out to eat, I have to pay for opening a house when I go out to pick up girls, and I have to buy my own fishing rods or something when I go fishing." ”
“…… The explanation is unique, but that's what it means. Wu Xian felt that he really couldn't adapt to this way of chatting.
Yang Feng touched his pocket and said with a wry smile: "Then you charge cheaper, and I will ...... Forty-five dollars, oh, there's five cents here, forty-five dollars and five cents, make a friend and get a discount. ”
Are you a monkey invited to tease! Wu Xian felt that it was an incredible thing that he could be angry like this at such an old age, but now this thing has happened.
I'm making you pay, not making you pay!
At this time, Wu Xian wanted to roar, wanted to hit his fist on Yang Feng's head, wanted to use a scalpel to open Yang Feng's head, take out all the brains, and then ask a change. Look at what's in the head of this guy who doesn't know what to do!
"I don't want your money, I don't want a penny."
Yang Feng said happily: "That's great, I still have to eat breakfast for a few days with this money, but I can't give it away." ”
What a bastard boy, forty-five yuan is still reluctant to pay, and I have all the money in my hand when I am here to talk to you.
"But I asked you to do something, and it was done, and I promised to help you with your request, but it couldn't be done, where did you come from, and then talk about a series of compensation issues for smashing my bar by the way."
"I knew you didn't have a good heart, it turned out to be the bar that asked me to compensate you! Such a rich person, living in a mansion and driving a luxury car, is still so stingy! ”
“……”
I didn't mean to do that! Wu Xian's face twitched, he tried hard to control his emotions, he was afraid that if he couldn't control it, he would whip Yang Feng with a big shoehorn.
"No matter what you say, do you agree or not?" With a cold old face, Wu Xian said.
Yang Feng spread his hands and said: "I shouldn't have any choice, although I don't want to help you do things, and I don't want to lose your bar, but now I can only choose one, then I choose to help you do things." ”
"Okay, what I'll let you do is...."Yang Feng suddenly felt that the old man in front of him, who was over half a hundred years old, was smiling a little too cunningly.
"It's just a fight with my subordinate, you win, everything is up to you, if you lose, listen to me."
Sure enough, it was a treacherous old man, Yang Feng thought about it, thinking about Liao Qiang's appearance of five big and three coarse, as well as the momentum on his body, he was obviously not a mediocre hand, although he could destroy him in minutes and seconds, but for no reason to fight, Yang Feng still felt that it was not a good deal.
"Can you stop fighting?" Yang Feng asked.
Wu Xian smiled: "What's the matter, are you scared, as far as I know, fighting seems to be your forte, pick your forte to place an order, are you still not happy?" ”
"That's a national art, not a fight, it's a noble art!" Yang Feng said menacingly. "This national art is a unique art, it is supreme, not for people to see, I have been in China for 5,000 years, how can the things left by my ancestors be used as a tool for others to perform at will?"
In an instant, Yang Feng's figure seemed to become unusually tall, and Wu Xian felt that Yang Feng's scoundrel image had disappeared without a trace just now, and even made himself a little dazzling.
He thought about fighting a fight, and he felt inappropriate at the time, but Liao Qiang also said something in his ear, and he settled down, just so that Liao Qiang's wish to beat Yang Feng came true.
But now that he saw Yang Feng like this, he was a little hesitant.
"That's... Do you think that's inappropriate? ”
"Of course not!" Yang Feng shouted. "Mr. Wu, you should be a person who understands art, can this thing be seen as a performance?"
"Ahem... Of course, I naturally understand, what you said is very right, the national art is noble, and it should not be seen as a performance! ”
After saying that, Wu Xian felt as if he was wearing a high hat and wanted to take it off, but it was too late......
"How do you think this should be?" Wu Xian was a little unwilling. "Liao Qiang really wants to compete with a master like you."
He wants to fight a fart, he wants to break my bones! Yang Feng thought secretly.
"Martial arts are detrimental to the dignity of national arts, and my generation is a civilized person, ...... Even if Brother Liao isn't, so am I, so let's fight Wendou. Yang Feng thought for a while and said.
"Wen Dou?" Wu Xian's eyes lit up. "I've all heard this word, the fight on TV is all two people, you punch me, I punch you, see who falls first, is this the way to play?"
If you play like this, I guess I won't be able to stand it if I win, this old man's imagination is really rich, Yang Feng secretly wiped his sweat and hurriedly shook his head.
"To avoid martial arts is to avoid physical contact with each other, if it is like what you said, then there is no point in fighting Wendou, I am afraid that Brother Liao will be broken."
"Really?" Wu Xian was a little suspicious.
"Wendou is what he does with his own foundation, and then judge me and his skills as a watchman, and then divide the winner and loser! It doesn't hurt anyone, it doesn't hurt peace! ”
"That's ......" Wu Xian thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said: "In this case, I will understand, and I also happen to have an idea!" ”
Looking at Wu Xian's suddenly realized expression, Yang Feng was sweating, this old man wouldn't have come up with any bad moves.
"Come with me."
Yang Feng followed Wu Xian closely, and then at the door, he brought Liao Qiang, who had been standing in that place without moving, Liao Qiang followed the two with a hint of triumphant smile, Yang Feng knew at a glance that Wu Xian's proposal before was most likely a move given by this guy.
You want to beat me up, you want to be beautiful!
The three of them reached the foot of the manor, an open space with two stone lions, and then a maple tree, which was not yet in full swing this season.
The open space is very large, and Yang Feng can see that this should have been a place for exercise in the past, but it has been a little deserted recently, otherwise there would be no weeds in this place.
"What are you doing here?"
It was Liao Qiang who asked the question, he originally thought that he was going to fight Yang Feng, but now it seems that things have changed, after all, this is not the place to fight.
Wu Xian said what Yang Feng had just said, and then mentioned Wen Dou, Liao Qiang was mainly Wu Xian, although he felt that Yang Feng's theory was full of loopholes, but he was also more interested in Wen Dou.
"Since it's Wendou, what is Wendou fighting for?" Liao Qiang asked.
Wu Xian said with a smile: "The two stone lions in front of you are old things that I collected in the former Qing Dynasty, needless to say, the weight is needless to say, it was said that wrestlers can lift thousands of catties, since Wendou, it is better than weightlifting!" ”
"Little Qiangzi, the former double-flower red stick, you have always been known for your strength, lifting a stone lion, it should be fine, right?" Wu Xian's eyes narrowed into a slit.
Liao Qiang mockingly glanced at Yang Feng's slightly thin body compared to him, sneered, and walked over directly, his face was solemn, the cyan tendons on his arms were tied up, and his strong and wide arms firmly clamped the stone lion, and his face was as red as blood!
"Ahh A huge roar like a wild beast sounded, making people feel a little trembling on the ground, and then Yang Feng and Wu Xian saw that the stone lion actually trembled slightly, and slowly lifted it in the air.
Double Flower Red Stick, the most capable person in a gang, although Yang Feng has not been mixed, he has seen movies.
Power jack! Such a warrior! Wu Xian had a bright smile on his face, Liao Qiang was his person, he gave him a long face, and his eyes fell on Yang Feng's body.
Boy, how are you going to win now?