060, a thief who doesn't have long eyes! Balls bursting?
Xiao Qing and Zhao Yajing obediently walked to the hotel in front of them, waiting for Yang Ye and Ji Bonian.
"Are you tired from running?" Yang Ye said to Ji Bonian next to him.
"What can I do if I am tired? You can't let yourself chase it, right? Although I know that your fighting skills and strength are terrifying, can I lose face in front of Xiao Jing? Obviously, no! So we can only chase it together! Ji Bonian said helplessly, not taking the thief in front of him in his eyes at all.
"Hehe, you really want to die to save face, and you don't hesitate to let yourself die of exhaustion for your daughter-in-law?" Yang Ye said with a wicked smile.
"Did you talk like that? Cut~ I'm not dying to save face and suffer from sin! I am here to maintain world peace and world justice! Don't let the bad guys breed in this legal society! Ji Bonian glanced at Yang Ye angrily and said his declaration.
When Yang Ye heard Ji Bonian's words, he immediately laughed, and he didn't care about Ji Bonian's words.
Ji Bonian's heart beat faster when he was laughed at by Yang Ye, and he said angrily: "Is it so funny?" What I'm saying is true! ”
Yang Ye laughed even more happily when he heard Ji Bonian refute him.
"What the hell are you laughing at? You said it, and your smile made my scalp tingle. Ji Bonian said speechlessly, not knowing why Yang Ye laughed so hard.
"I laugh at you, an underworld boy, who actually upholds justice and maintains world peace, are you a bump man or a superman? It's so old-fashioned, and it also says that bad guys are not allowed to breed in this legal society...... Do you think these can be matched for you? You're a boy of the underworld! Yang Ye said with a grin.
"Uh...... Let's leave this aside for the time being, although I am a son of the underworld, but I tried my best to let my father whitewash the Cloud Snake Gang, but he didn't listen, there was no way. In fact, I am an underworld boy on the outside and my reputation, but on the inside, I am as righteous as the police! Ji Bonian Zhengse said, if it is paired with the dynamic superman pose in "Crayon Xiaoxin", it is a perfect match!
"What you said is really like that, but now it's not about justice or injustice, peace or not peace, but about catching up with this bag thief and disposing of him!" Yang Ye said with a smile.
"You're right, so what are you waiting for? Chase it directly! Ji Bonian nodded, and then prepared to speed up to catch up with the thief who was running desperately in front of him.
At this time, the thief was very depressed: What kind of world is this? I, a thief, finally saw a lady who was beautiful, and I also saw two handsome little white faces, I thought I didn't have any physical fitness, why haven't I gotten rid of it now? I'm so tired that I can't breathe, how can these two guys still talk freely without their hearts beating and their faces not blushing? It's like you have to throw more goods than you can, and people have to die more than people!
"Wait, don't chase yet, let's stop first, for the sake of fairness, let's choose a starting line, and then chase the thief who grabbed the bag together! What do you think? Yang Ye proposed.
"Good!" As soon as Ji Bonian heard this, he was not worried that the thief would run away, so he stopped, and then stopped at the same starting line as Yang Ye.
The thief who grabbed the bag in front looked back, and suddenly saw two little white faces chasing him suddenly stopped, and he was happy: Let you continue to pretend, just pretending to be deep, and now you are tired, right? Hmph, fight me? Before I fell, I was a champion in long-distance running!
But unfortunately, he had no idea the tragic fate of his next violent beating!
"I'll count one, two, three, and run together?" Yang Ye said.
"Wait a minute, I'll think about it." Ji Bonian shook his head, then touched his head and thought for a second or two, and then said, "You can't use your electric ability to paralyze that thief, and besides, you have to let me run for ten seconds first!" Ji Bonian said the first fair treaty and the second unequal treaty.
"Okay, whatever you want!" Yang Ye nodded, in fact, he asked Ji Bonian to run for twenty seconds first, and he could catch up quickly, so he nodded immediately.
Ji Bonian stopped being polite with Yang Ye, and ran out directly, chasing after the bag thief, twice as fast as the original! Yang Ye looked at this posture: Ha, don't die!
“10……”
“9……”
“8……”
“7……”
“6……”
“5……”
“4……”
“3……”
“2……”
"Run!" After Yang Ye finished counting, he immediately rushed out quickly like an arrow from the string, more than one or two times faster than the speed of the 100-meter athlete's sprint!
Yang Ye looked at Ji Bonian who was running in front of him, and smiled secretly in his heart: Just compare with me at this speed? I'm afraid you're going to lose badly...... However, it wasn't to win you, but to chase the thief, hehe.
Ji Bonian was quickly chased by Yang Ye, and he was shocked: I looked back at Yang Ye just now, and it only took a few seconds, so I caught up? Although Ji Bonian didn't believe it very much, Yang Ye was right in front of him, which made him have to believe it!
"Don't be stupid, go after the thief!" At that moment, Yang Ye didn't talk nonsense with Ji Bonian, he exerted his strength under his feet, rushed out at once, chased after the thief who grabbed the bag, and lifted it up with one hand and threw it aside.
As long as it is his friend, Yang Ye will not do it at all, but as long as it is his enemy, Yang Ye will not be soft-hearted at all!
The thief who grabbed the bag was suddenly lifted up from behind by Yang Ye, and he was suddenly shocked, and just wanted to turn his head and attack Yang Ye, but he was suddenly thrown away by a huge force, and his legs split apart and hugged directly on the telephone pole......
Suddenly let out a muffled grunt, then slid straight down from the telephone pole, covered his crotch with both hands, and fell vertically.
Yang Ye walked to the thief's side, and Ji Bonian also ran up at this time, seeing the thief covering his crotch with his hands, gasping for cold air in his mouth, and he looked like he had been hit by the vital point.
Yang Ye didn't speak, but the corners of Ji Bonian's mouth twitched a few times, and then asked Yang Ye: "His balls exploded?" ”
"I don't know if it's going to blow up or not, but I know he's in pain right now...... Heart-rending pain......" Yang Ye shook his head, and then said the second half of the sentence with certainty.
"......" Ji Bonian was speechless, and then said to the thief who was covering his crotch: "Don't worry about the pain now, if you know who I am, you probably won't be like now!" ”
"You...... You...... Be...... Be...... Be...... Be...... Be...... Who? The thief who snatched the bag covered his crotch, soaked the brown half sleeve in cold sweat, and then asked intermittently from between his teeth.
"I'm the underworld boy of Yunnan - Ji Bonian, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bag Thief!" Ji Bonian looked at this cold sweat for 3,000 feet, and said with a smile as the bag thief who was suspected of being an egg burst but the egg was hurting.
When the bag snatcher heard that Ji Bonian was actually the son of the eldest brother of the Cloud Snake Gang, the largest underworld gang in Yunnan, he immediately fainted, and he didn't need the bricks next to him.
"Call 120?" Ji Bonian looked at the guy in front of him and asked Yang Ye.
"Well, get the bag back and hit 120." Yang Ye said and walked away.