History Collection Quest Chapter 230 Plastic Surgery Charms
"Fengxian, do you think we should have plastic surgery, just our faces and this are bouncing on the grassland, like a live target, and there are many troubles along the way." Because of their appearance, Zhou Tian and Lu Bu had a very bad journey, and there were many times when they didn't have to have conflicts, but in the end, they had to fight to the death.
The two Hun cavalrymen in a small group were not afraid, but when they encountered a large group of cavalry, they had to spare the road, so they delayed a lot of men along the way because of avoiding these large groups of cavalry.
"This is also something that has not been done, besides, what kind of person am I, Lu Bu, how can I do things that hide my head and face." Lu Bu rode on his horse and rushed to the side of Zhou Tian and said.
"Don't talk that nonsense to me, come over to me." Lu Bu even dragged it up, Zhou Tian was used to his máo disease, grabbed his shoulder, and lifted it up from Chitu immediately.
"Brother Peeling, if you have something to say, why do you have to do it." Lu Bu didn't have the slightest strength to struggle in front of Zhou Tian's giant strength technique, so he had to give in.
Zhou Tian smiled, put Lu Bu back on the ground, jumped off the horse himself, took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms, wrote the word "plastic surgery" on it, and pasted it on Lu Bu's face.
I haven't tried the plastic surgery charm Zhou Tian, and I don't know if it will work, but after sticking it on Lu Bu's face, nothing has changed.
"Do you have to do it yourself?" Zhou Tian pinched Lu Bu's face, and sure enough, this Lu Bu's face turned out to be the same as plasticine, and he could pinch it whatever he wanted, which was much stronger than Bāngzi's plastic surgery technique.
"Brother Peel, what are you doing, why do I think this face doesn't look like mine." Lu Bu felt that his face was a little wooden, as if someone else had two hundred big mouths on him.
"It's not yours, what style of Hun face do you want, strong, weak, handsome or obscene?" Zhou Tian looked at Lu Bu, who had been turned into a duck egg by himself, and said.
"Then be handsome." Zhou Tian's magic Lu Bu has seen it many times, looking at Zhou Tian's current appearance, Lu Bu guessed what the other party was doing, and he must be giving himself a disguise.
"Okay, then give you Fengxian into a handsome Hun who is so handsome that he falls into a scum." Zhou Tian slammed Lu Bu's head, but Zhou Tian obviously overestimated his skills in pinching plasticine, and finally didn't pinch Lu Bu handsome, but the facial features of the Huns were pinched out, and at first glance, the current Lu Bu was more Huns than the Huns.
"Brother Peeling, is it okay, there is a river over there, I'll go over and take a look." After pinching, Lu Bu said a little impatiently.
"Alright, let's go see your new image." Zhou Tian nodded, seemingly very satisfied with his plastic surgery work.
Lu Bu ran to the river, and as soon as he reached the river, there was a scream.
"Peel my face, how did my face become like this" Lu Bu's voice was extremely miserable, like a mother jī who had been trampled on her neck, who could have guessed that such a cry was actually from Lu Bu, the world's number one fierce general.
"I think tǐng is good." Zhou Tian also felt that Tǐng couldn't stand Lu Bu, but he still said stubbornly.
Although Lu Bu's original face was not particularly handsome, it was also very manly, but now this face is not exactly the same.
"Can this be changed back, how will I face Diao Chan in the future." Lu Bu was a little frenzied, and asked Zhou Tian movingly.
"I guess I can?" That's right, can this face go back, if your face also becomes this virtue, and you can't change it back in the end, then it will be a big loss.
"What do you mean, it should be able to, peel the skin, I came all the way to help you save people, don't treat me like this, if you go back and Diao Chan doesn't recognize me, how can I live" Lu Bu pointed to his head and was very emotional.
"I'll take the talisman off and try it." Zhou Tian took off the spirit talisman on Lu Bu's head, and his face returned to its original appearance after a while, "Haha, let me say, I can definitely help you recover, you still don't believe me, alas, you have to pinch it back again." ”
Lu Bu also felt the change in his face, and after making sure that he had changed back to his original state, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Not only Lu Bu, but Zhou Tian also breathed a sigh of relief, this thing's feelings are temporary, as long as the spirit rune is removed, it will be restored to its original state.
I rewrote two plastic surgery charms and pasted them separately for myself and Lu Bu.
This Lu Bu's plasticine kneading skills are not as good as Zhou Tian, anyway, in the end, Zhou Tian's appearance is not flattering, just like the appearance of the Huns who have had infantile paralysis since childhood.
After the two changed their faces, the journey really went a lot smoother, but because the two horses under Zhou Tian and Lu Bu were too special, they were also questioned a lot, but because of the relationship between the Huns at the same time, as long as what the two said was not too big, it did not arouse the alarm of others.
"Uncle Hanwoer, why do we have so many cattle and sheep in this tribe." Zhou Tian and Lu Bu, who changed their faces, not only did they have a lot less trouble, but they also entered a small tribe that went to the tent of the Xiongnu king.
The whole tribe consisted of fifty or sixty people, but they drove nearly a thousand cattle and sheep.
"This is the cattle and sheep that Lord Right Wang lost to Lord Zuo Wang when he drank wine, it was put together by three big tribes, our tribe is only responsible for sending cattle and sheep to the king's tent, of course, our tribe should also follow Lord Zuo Wang in the future, maybe you can go south with the young people of our tribe to loot." Hanwoer was an old man in his sixties, the oldest man in the entire tribe.
When Zhou Tian and Lu Bu entered this tribe in Hún, they told this Hanwoer that the two of them came to defect to King Zuo, and this Hanwoer's tribe should stay together as a gift for cattle and sheep after sending the cattle and sheep and become the subordinates of King Zuo, and if Zhou Tian and the two of them are really Huns, they may really have to go with this tribe when the Xiongnu go south to loot next time.
"Haha, then the warriors of Uncle Hanwoer's tribe will have to take care of us more." Lu Bu laughed and said to Han Wo'er.
"Chadhan's warriors, you're joking, you and the Azahan warriors are both from extraordinary backgrounds, the BMW you sit on alone should be more precious than these five hundred cows and five hundred sheep, and the warriors who can have such a BMW must be very powerful, and when the time comes, the young people of our tribe will rely on the two to take care of them, by the way, why have the Azahan warriors not spoken much." Han Woer said.
"He's been like this since he was a child, his tongue is not good, and he can't count it except for his own name." Lu Bu explained.
Although Zhou Tian has learned a lot of Xiongnu from Lu Bu these days and can understand some of it, it is still far from the level of normal jiāo flow.