Chapter 454: Yao Chi is drunk

Shang Shu never spoke, just ate. And the people around here are discussing about Shushan, Kunlun, and some strange topics that are not boundary but are pulled together.

For example, sitting at the table closest to Li Guo, two bald men who were still shirtless in the already cold autumn night were eating Zizi's oily roasted rou while drinking cold beer, and their faces were red and said loudly: "In my opinion, what Shushan Kunlun, this is too earthy, I read what the newspaper said about Monte Cristo last time, I am going to take a look." I quit my job for this. ”

The other pointed at him and laughed: "Silly*, you are so uneducated, Monte Cristo is in Pirates of the Caribbean." But do you know about your resignation? ”

"Of course I know, hahahaha, come on, do it"

When Li Guo heard this, he was really in no mood to listen to it anymore, and stretched out his hand towards Shang Qi, who was in tiǎnzui: "Are you asking me to come here to listen to these uneducated people talk about the higher mountain of Shu Mountain and Monte Cristo?" ”

Shang Shu grinned and put his index finger on his mouth: "You continue to listen." ”

Although Li Guo didn't quite understand what Shang Qi wanted, he listened to her words and continued to pay attention to the discussion topic at the other table. In addition to the two uneducated men, there is also a couple who look like college students, two people sitting at the table, playing with their mobile phones and Weibo, while chatting with each other.

"Beibei, you said we should just go learn spells, now it's just started, I think I can become the number one in the world if I'm not careful." The young man was browsing the overwhelming amount of information on the Internet, while muttering to discuss with his NV friends: "What do you think? ”

The NV kid looked calm: "You are also a student of the market, why don't you have any market concept at all?" Something that people release, you want to use this to be the number one in the world? Do you see any guy who relies on indo to provide convenient services to these people who learn spells, and when the market share is won, it will be difficult for you to get rich. ”

Li Guo nodded secretly, and secretly praised in her heart that this NV child's brain is really good, and before the spell system has taken shape, she has already thought of after-sales service. This is a precedent, after all, after the computer entered the Celestial Empire, the first batch of people engaged in computer maintenance and hardware matching made a fortune, and no matter how hard the followers followed, it was impossible to reach such heights. Provide this MI group 3∴35686688\\

"See?" Shang Qi pretended to smile mysteriously: "This is the era you created. Changing everyone's mindset is like making people realize that the earth is round, that light is not created by God, changing the pace of the whole era, but no one knows you. ”

"Is it because I was transfiguring out when I was on TV?" Li Guo smiled: "If it's not easy to accept, someone should come to ask for an autograph, right?" ”

"No, you're not a star." Shang Shu shook his fingers: "People pay attention to the incident itself that you caused, and it has little to do with you as a person. In their eyes, your value is actually just a fuse to blow up yào, detonating an era. Although without you, the fried yào will not explode, but people's attention will always be on the fried yào. ”

Li Guo nodded: "I found out for the first time that you are actually a talent. ”

"There's no doubt about it, the crux of the matter is actually very simple." Shang Shu grabbed a tuft of his hair and played nong: "It's how to popularize the whole society as quickly as possible, and at the same time make people widely adaptable." ”

Li Guo pinched his forehead and thought for a while: "Let it be." ”

"Boss, two cases of beer." After stretching out his hand and waving to the stall owner, Shang Shu looked at Li Guo's eyes levelly: "Drink with me, I'll give you a lesson, saying that it's good to really drink, and you can't use spiritual power to bring out the wine." ”

Li Guo snorted, he didn't care about Shang Di's provocation at all, after all, he was a person who had drunk monkey wine, and he didn't even use niào to drink this kind of beer, he drank as much as he wanted.

"Yaochi is drunk." Shang Shu seemed to see Li Guo's huāhuā intestines, and took out a small wine jug from his pocket: "Three drops of drunken immortals, full of sun and moon." Let's play with depth charges. ”

Li Guo's face changed at that time, but as a man, it was really difficult to do such a thing, so Li Guo could only sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman, and stubbornly watched Shang Di drip a small pot of turquoise liquor into the beer glass.

As soon as this Yao Chi was drunk, the beer that was still bubbling suddenly became as green and clear as the Yao Chi drunk, if it weren't for the fact that it was difficult for them to see Yan Sè from the outside from the big cup they used, I am afraid that the people around would have to come and see the excitement. And Li Guo found that Yaochi was really drunk by a grade higher than monkey wine. As soon as the monkey wine touched the air, the aroma of the wine could waft out of eighteen miles, and anyone could smell it. But after this Yao Chi got drunk, not only did it not have a little taste, but it took in the original taste of beer, and if you smell it with your nose, it is like smelling a glass of water.

Li Guo swallowed his saliva, a little embarrassed: "The ...... of the lonely man and widow NV"

Shang Shu took out a string of jiclaws from Li Guo's plate: "Have you ever been drunk?" ”

Li Guo nodded.

Shang Shu said: "After a person is drunk, he looks at the sky and the board is shaking, let alone doing it with others, anyone who touches it feels uncomfortable and wants to vomit." Those who say that they are drunk and luànxing, but they are just stupid and stupid, so they use that little wine as an excuse, if you want, don't drink the wine, I'll go with you now. ”

"Don't ......" Li Guo didn't say a word, picked up the wine glass, and drank a large glass of beer that had been contaminated by Yaochi drunkenness, and then burped fullly: "Cool"

However, as soon as his cool words came out, Haoran's wine energy surged up, sweat seeped out of every máo hole, and his body began to be cold and hot, just like a sauna, Li Guo's whole limbs and bones were extremely comfortable, and even his toes were cocked.

"You're too angry." Shang Shu sighed: "Drunk Yaochi, you can be said to be the first person in the world." ”

Li Guo Mimi snorted, and then the whole person slipped out and slipped under the table, Mimi wanted to climb up in a daze, but couldn't climb up.

Shang Shu laughed out loud, stretched out his hand and let Li Guo borrow his strength, and dragged him up from the ground: "It's cool, let you pretend to be crazy." ”

"I ......" Li Guo's mind was sober, but the strong alcohol strength made him unable to even lift his spiritual power: "Amazing"

After Li Guo finished speaking, he fell on the table, snorting and panting, his body without invoking spiritual power was like being burned by a fire, but this burning did not hurt, but it was a very wild pleasure.

"Take a break." Shang Shu took a small sip of Yaochi drunk, and his eyes narrowed into a slit: "You are so cute." ”

Yaochi drunk is called wine, in fact, it is very unscientific, it is a special ore on Kunlun and 11,000 different kinds of puree plus a thousand years of Zhu Guo and snow toad toad toad crisp, and then in the spiritual power, the five elements are suitable for three hundred years of burial, when out of the cellar, the wine pulp has been in the form of paste, at this time it is a strange poison incomparably poisonous, who drinks who dies. It wasn't until the juice of those peach huāhuā petals on Kunlun was added that the poison was fully effective, and finally became the world's number one magical wine.

But now that Kunlun Mountain has been destroyed, the unique ore is nowhere to be found, and there is only a small jar in Shang Qi's hand, about 500 milliliters of puree, which is a priceless treasure...... was so spoiled by Li Guo for two milliliters.

And just when Li Guo was drunk and dreaming of death, Shang Shu suddenly got up, leaned into Li Guo's ear and whispered: "Li Guo, let me see your past." ”

Li Guo was suddenly taken aback, but suddenly a huge spiritual power invaded above his head, but Li Guo had no choice at all, because his body had been paralyzed by Yao Chi drunk, and this spiritual power did not attack Xing, and the protective true qi and spiritual power on his body also enjoyed the nourishment of Yao Chi drunk, and the lazy was just a symbol of Xing's block, and it no longer had any effect.

And Li Guo's last thought was:**...... It was yin again

In a trance, Li Guo woke up again, but he found a very strange thing, that is, he couldn't control his body at all, and his body was still making movements on its own.

It's like playing a game with automatic pathfinding, where the brain is clearly giving orders, but the body is completely unresponsive to commands.

"Don't struggle." Shang Qi's voice seemed to sound in Li Guo's ears: "This is your previous life, that invincible immortal feather." ”

Li Guo wanted to keep up with the flow of 澝jiāo, but he was deprived of all four senses except for hearing and hearing, and the feeling of powerlessness was from the inside out......

"Lord, you ...... Think twice" A man in ancient costume knelt on the ground in front of Li Guo, unable to see his face, but his voice was very magnetic: "I'm afraid this matter is inappropriate." ”

"Li Guo" snorted coldly, and patted the table in front of him with his fingers: "You tell me, if you can convince me, I'll stop." ”

"Lord, listen to Sakura. Wen Ji can't stay, the sky can't be destroyed" The man raised his head, and he was so beautiful that he was exactly like that Sakura: "Lord"

"Destruction must be destruction, and staying must be keeping." Li Guoyin smiled: "I don't believe I can't fight this day." ”

"Lord, the world is reincarnated, and the sins of this life will one day be reciprocated" Sakura gritted her teeth: "Think twice"

His words had already reached this point, but Li Guo was unaware of it, and waved his hand: "Go down, pass on my secret order, from now on, I will scatter everywhere, waiting for an opportunity." If I don't destroy these guys who have become immortals and Buddhas, I won't be able to live even if I die. ”

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