Chapter 591: Car Accidents and Jokes
The car accident brought the car factory to court, what is the matter? Hmm" Li Yugen shouted ridiculously, saying, "Xinya exit, it was too hard, and the Audi was disabled, and as a result, several people in the Audi car were seriously injured." There is one who almost didn't be rescued, and the three people in the new Yali car are all minor injuries, the kind of minor injuries that do not affect normal life at all, in fact, this has a certain relationship with the angle of the crash, the new Yali is not so "hard" Audi is not so "wilted" The key is that the front of the car hit the body, you must know that there are a bunch of machines or something in the front part of the car, and the body that was hit is thin, just a door, how to withstand a strong impact. It was a blessing in misfortune that no one died.
And the car accident didn't stop there, not only these two cars were strung with sugar reeds that night, but two more cars collided with the back, the third car rushed up to the Toyota Camry, the fourth car was Toyota Yaris, the fifth car was Guangzhou Honda, and the sixth car was Volkswagen's "crashed brain, (Santana); Suddenly, one after another, Camry ran third, and directly crashed into the back of the new Yali buttocks, who knew that the old trunk of the new Yali was extremely solid, and it was a micro four at the time, but the Camry was miserable. The front of the car collapsed, the assistant seat shot out directly from the front wind, and lay on the chassis of the Audi car in front of him (the Audi bottom was facing the sky), the other people in the car were not dead for the time being, and the Yaris who ran fourth also had a fork, and poked it up according to the chrysanthemum of the Camry, as expected, the result was naturally a chrysanthemum remnant, full of injuries,,
The driver of Yaris was more miserable, poked off his left arm on the front cover of the collision and folded back, and died after being sent to the hospital, and the three attachΓ©s in the car were all changed to wheelchairs. Slammed on the brakes and twisted the direction, directly knocking the Yaris a few meters away, and it was thrown to the side of the road by itself, which was considered safe6. Three people in the car were slightly injured, and the last "broken brain, is the most fierce general, the driver stepped on the brake and screamed" **, stand "helpless", "collapsed the brain, disobedient, it held back a lot of strength in its heart, so big" event. I've got to show my face. No matter what, you have to be smaller Japanese Camry, you just Lao Tzu's car, Lao Tzu is now crashing into you.
Brave "crash brain." Rubbing the left butt of Yaris's car smashed into Camry's "waist." on, that's all. But the Camry was smashed into a pile of scrap metal. The few people who were still angry in the car all went back to their grandmother's house, and the one who flew out was the lucky one who won the lottery.
This car accident was the worst in the past two years on the high section of Jeju border, killing several people and injuring a bunch of others. Several cars were scrapped. Some family members were notified by the traffic police that night, so they filed a lawsuit in court the next morning, and some people reacted quickly.
In fact, Zhuo Yazi and Jiang Yun are together, even if they sue Xinya Automobile Manufacturing Factory in court, it has nothing to do with her, she is a technical department, and does not participate in daily management, but the reason for the other party's complaint is very tangled, a little vexatious, and the other is that this Xinyali is "Xinya Manufacturing, the company's internal car, it seems that it came to Jeju sub-sales agency to do research work, and they are not to blame for the car accident on the high road. The body slid forward laterally, followed by the new Yali, the relaxation could not stand, all in the degree of one hundred and dozens of miles, no matter how emergency the brakes could not brake the coherence of the car, it chased on the Audi body, because it was at night, the driver's careless words accident was also expected, the Audi car on the spot to hit a heel,,
The next day's traffic newspaper first published the car accident, from the scene of the car accident, the new Yali experienced a crash and was hit before and after, but the degree of damage is amazing, in the first time popping out of the airbag protection, the people in the car are all alive, the traffic police also gave a very high evaluation of this car, and did not take out a ruler to measure how thick the steel plate of the car body is, in short, this guy is hard enough.
Xinya 2 is a high-end car series of the new series, and the price points are Yinwan, Wuwan, and Wanhehao limited editions. Tian Wan. According to the displacement is divided into four grades, the cheapest new Yalip model (displacement concave) leads to about 10,000, the second luxury version positioning price is about 10,000 (displacement strength), the third honorary version (displacement milk) is priced at about 10,000, and the fourth model is eye-catching, it is said that it has not yet been listed, and it will not be available until next spring. This model is Xinya's trump card to compete for the high-end sedan market. Preliminary pricing is in. Tian Wan, a massive 6-liter motor, using a new solar energy internal combustion technology, its characteristics are the maximum power, the smallest fuel consumption; In the early stage, Auto Weekly has introduced that this is a luxury collector's edition that embodies craftsmanship, performance, honor, status, status, and luxury, unless there is a special order that is not easy to produce"
In the two provinces of Lunan and North Provinces, the provincial party committee and the provincial government have issued the "New Measures and New Standards for the Use of Cars by Middle-level Cadres" in order to build a national automobile brand. That is, the senior leaders of these two provinces first experienced the honorary version of the new elegant export, the price of the pseudo-million is not high, the exhibition into the force of the year of China, the provincial cadres equipped with this price of the car is also a new era of advancing with the times, the other is the department-level cadres equipped with the luxury version of Kun, this and the honor version of some gaps, just the body on the short blade centimeter, narrow old centimeter.
I heard that the bus exchange caused a lot of fluctuations, the first threat is Audi, first from the fuel consumption of the new Ya car has taken advantage of the power, compared with different models of the same price of the same price, the fuel consumption of the new Ya car, the performance is stronger than others, this advantage is too obvious, at present, under the guidance of the country's macro control, the light energy fuel-saving technology of the new Ya is gradually being transported to China's automotive power industry, but there are other problems in this, all of them must be solved one by one, can not be because of the new Ya digging, will drive all the other peers to a dead end.
A few days ago, only the two major new Ya bases in Lunan and North provinces were allowed to try out the system of new Ya car public distribution, and other regions were not allowed, as for what private people to buy, the country could not control it, so the general and luxury version of the new Yali is still aimed at the mass users, on the other hand, due to the problem of annual production, the degree of occupying the market is still quite slow, after several years of exhibition, the new Ya business is almost all over the world, in this field, the world's many manufacturers who drive commercial vehicles have to give up the cake on their lips, from the aspect of economic practicability, It's unbeatable.
The new Yali in this car accident is the luxury version, under the impact of the huge coherence, it is only slightly concave back to the front part, the insurance is cracked, and the front machine is not damaged, from this point clearly, the new Yali has inherited the hard style of the new Yali business, in the past few years in the investigation of many car accidents, the new Yali car actually holds the world record of zero mortality, that is, there are very few serious injuries and disabilities.
I'm really convinced of these people, is it a crash? I have to take it out and hype it up, but this lawsuit can be fought, sue us for the hard car, is it because the people in our car are not injured, and the heart is unbalanced or what? However, it also has a promotional effect, and after the lawsuit is over, sales have skyrocketed. β
Jiang Yun pouted, as if she was doing something, at this time she and Zhuo Yazi had already appeared in the Taiguan Big Mushroom Restaurant. Zhuo Yazi also smiled, "Xu Jing means to make public opinion noisy, let's respond when the noise heats up, Jiang Yun, don't be heartless, aren't those casualties our own compatriots?" When something like this happens, no one feels good, and passers-by will have compassion when they see it."
Jiang Yun smiled: "I'm not a person without conscience, and I didn't say that I would like to see such a car accident, it's just that many people admire foreign countries, and everything imported from other countries is good." Is that actually the case? Aren't there some people in our own country who don't have industry ethics? Cutting corners to build a car, carrying a foreign famous brand and coaxing people, blame those who have no eyesight, like to buy a famous brand when buying a car, what is the result? Pay the price, right?
"Everyone has different consumption concepts and different appreciation tastes, which is not good for unity, right? They are all based on their own family economic status and other factors, everyone who has money wants to buy the best, and some people only sell the most expensive, in short, everyone has their own ambitions, and they can't ask for it. β
"Alright, Grand Governor. You will be considerate of others, whether you have money or not. At least they have to think about their own safety, right? Buying a car is to make it more convenient to start a career and enjoy a high-end life, not to send death, a few years ago, it was popular to joke about the classics of this mountain book, don't say you haven't heard of it," Jiang Yun glanced at her lover, except for the Su ship, that is, Sister Jiang dared to collide with and rob the governor of Bai Ling, who else dared?
"Right? I really haven't heard of Uncle Benshan's classic jokes about buying a car, who of you have heard of it?. Ling Han asked.
Zhuo Yazi, Xu Zhu, Zhou Wei, Xiao An, and Xiao Wei all shook their heads. Gui Xiujun smiled and didn't answer, Su Yuqiu said: "It's just that some people on the grid made it up, borrowing the names of Uncle Benshan and Shanshenyang, can Uncle Benshan say those words?" You must not sue the manufacturer to the court
Zhou Yu smiled: "Then tell me, what a joke, I haven't heard of it." A few people who hadn't heard of it all looked at Yuqiu, including Ling Han.
Su Yuqiu smiled and said, "It seems that some grid idle people are not bad for money." sketch adaptation. That's the case, Benshan plays the role of buying a car, Xiao Shen plays the role of selling a car, Lao Bi made a cameo, saying that Benshan went to buy a car, and asked: Is this car steel huan one centimeter thick? Xiao Shen replied: No. Benshan asked again: Does this car have brakes? Xiao Shen replied: Uncle, what do you say? Benshan: Do you sell cars or do I sell cars, you ask me? Xiao Shen replied: No; Benshan said: This can be had; Xiao Shen replied: This "really not; Xiao Shen turned his head and said to Lao Bi: Teacher Bi, do you know what is the most painful thing about driving? Lao Bi asked: What is it? Xiao Shen said: It's open and the brakes are gone; Benshan said, "Pull it down." Know what is the most painful part of driving? It was driving and braking suddenly, and the brakes were stopped, but it was followed by a Camry; Xiao Shen said: I summed it up, you can't just choose when you buy a car, Camry's car is like this, I went to the station to live with one foot, this time it passed, I didn't stop when I hit the car with one foot, this life has passed The joke is exquisite, a bunch of people laughed, and Ling Han couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.
Jiang Yun said at this time: "Yuqiu, you forgot what Benshan said, he said: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, but unfortunately Toyota can't brake, Toyota just can't brake, scared car owner pees a trouser, drives a Toyota Yaris, treats the injury in the intensive care ward, buys a Toyota Camry, sleeps peacefully in the morgue, and the three-wheeled Toyota is good." You can run without legs, the axle is high, and the brakes often leak oil. Drive a three-wheeled Toyota, Ben Bliss Huangquan, Camry, Camry, rush to be reincarnated to line up, Yaris, Yaris. I'll make sure you'll die young, this joke is detrimental enough, ha."
Ling Han shook his head and smiled again. "Is Toyota really that bad?" Jiang Yun said: "Then it depends on who you compare with, anyway, it must be far worse than Xinya."
Su Yuqiu also smiled: "That's right, it's stronger than "breaking your brain, it's stronger, it's more fierce, you still move forward when you step on the brakes,"
"I don't feel like the brakes in Little Japan are too aggressive, and if you step on it, the car will sit down, not like Santana. It's a gap."
Sheng Hanyu conducted a series of interviews with the victims of last night's car accident in a hospital in the city, and turned his head and went to the traffic police accident department. When she came out again, it was past five o'clock, called Zhou Fanghua, asked her where she was, Fanghua was in the new house with Zhang Xin, basically all of them were done, and today I called two good friends to let them give the staff officer, and after telling Sheng Hanyu's address, she rushed over within half an hour
"How so? Our newlywed room, the big reporter will give some reference, right? Zhou Fanghua's face was happy, of course she was happy to get married.
The house is three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, the layout is relatively ordinary, not conspicuous, mainly she and An Xiujun are government cadres. It can't be too extravagant, if you don't live in a duplex building of a few hundred square meters or get a villa, there is no problem, An Xiujun's principle is to keep a certain low profile.
"Well, how to say it, the layout is average, and the decoration is still quite innovative, well, I can see it. Your Xiujun is afraid of poking people in the back, right? So buy this inconspicuous house, don't say that you are still quite depressed, but Xiujun is very capable, and he is handsome, I have such a fiancΓ© who has the ability to look and look in one, not to mention living in three rooms, I am also willing to live in the basement. β
"Nasty guy. Red-eyed, right? Hey, I know that you Sheng Hanyu has a high vision, and you may not be able to look at it like our family Xiujun
Sheng Hanyu pouted. "That's not necessarily, why don't you give Xiujun to me? I'll pay a lot of things as a dowry, and I'll marry him, ha. β
The three beauties laughed together, and Zhang Xingui said: "You are really thick-skinned, but to say, Xiujun is really exciting, he has a character, and his work is enviable." The ability is strong, I heard that there is also a sister who is an official in the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection, wow, my God. I'm willing to post it upside down
Zhou Fanghua is naturally proud in her heart, her family is also solid, her father is now a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee and the Minister of Organization. Don't worry about a little gain, the charm of power is really too great, I'm not afraid of having no money to spend, I'm afraid of not having an official position.
"You two are done. Don't be red with me, if you don't let Xiujun introduce you to one, he knows everyone with a background
I don't know what kind of psychology it is, Sheng Hanyu shook his head first when he heard this. She still has that in her heart. The vague shadow still can't convince himself after several ideological struggles. It's unacceptable for her to be someone else's second wife first, and there is no more opportunity to contact that person.
γ It was inevitable that Fang Hua Xiujun cried to the secret love couple, but before the public office mountain pattern was a shadow, she was not ready to meet the new emotional experience, so forget it. The lover in the dream is far away in the world, if Xiujun has a heart, he will introduce it to us first
Zhang Xingui is also a proud personality. Thinking about An Xiujun's background, I can't help but be moved, but when he introduces the opposite, it seems as if he can't get married, and he still can't let go of his face. At this time, he smiled and said, "I'm also very picky." If you want to be more handsome than Xiujun, you will be bigger than Xiujun, you will hurt people more than Xiujun, and, in short, if you are half worse than Xiujun, I won't consider it. It's all about letting Fanghua spoil us, if you really can't get married in the future, I'll settle accounts with you, just seduce him, let him empathize with me, so as to continue the jealousy war between the two of us in college, ha"
Fanghua rolled her eyes, but when the words were spoken, the little friction between the two of them in the past seemed even lighter, she glanced at Zhang Xinjian, and said: "I'm not afraid of you seducing, it's not me bragging, my family Xiujun is definitely the kind of true gentleman who doesn't sit still, and he is absolutely dedicated." β
"Yo yo yo" Sheng Hanyu pursed his lips disdainfully, "You still gasp when you say you're fat?" I don't believe that An Xiujun is a safe master, Tong Ji? β
Zhang Xin's face flushed, and she said that she was not bad for Sheng Hanyu, but she was not as spicy as this girl, "It is not the turn of a child or a chicken."
Fanghua smiled: "Let's go." What chicken is my sister and I eat, which round will get you? If you consider being Xiujun's second wife, I"
"I'm sorry, it's not that my aunt can't get married, I don't have to suffer that crime, if your Xiujun is the mayor, this second wife can also consider it."
Zhou Fanghua raised his head, "My Xiujun is very young, and the coin chief is a car sooner or later." When the time comes, I'm just afraid that you will not pee on you,"
The third girl laughed maniacally again, "Okay, seriously, let's see what is still missing at home?" I'll pull the list and prepare to buy it, and I can't have any regrets. β
"Okay, I don't see what else is needed, don't prepare more viagra condoms or something, you two are so lewd enough in the newlywed secret month." Sheng Hanyu said this, and Zhang Xinjian smiled back and forth, Fanghua couldn't help blushing, and slammed her buttocks with a big slap.
"Okay, Sister Fang, I don't dare, I'm going to kill me, it's all about finding a husband with this upright beautiful buttocks, can you afford to beat me flat?"
Zhang Xingui smiled here: "The gentleman appreciates his appearance, the pervert looks at the buttocks, are you determined to find a pervert?" Isn't that easy? It's all over the place. β
Sheng Hanyu quickly reached out and pinched Zhang Xinjian's thigh, "You go die, you." Curse your sister? How can a man have a good thing? One set of light and one thing dark, just our women are stupid, at the mercy of them, and it is okay to protect their rights and interests? As the saying goes: the chest is not straight, the buttocks are not cocked. My husband was pried in the blink of an eye; Especially Fanghua you. Xiujun is so good, you can be careful, the honeymoon period must show his lewd nature to make him soft-handed, lest bad men leak their excess energy outside, whoever wants to marry me, I will toss him every day, so that he has no heart
"You are really poisonous, the current Pan Jinlian Zhang Xinjian stretched out his hand and punched Sheng Hanyu, Fanghua also smiled and scolded in his mouth, but he was thinking about Sheng Hanyu's words in his heart, he and Xiujun both lived together, but the last level never broke through, that is, hugging and kissing, touching the legs, both sides did not "Cheng, we have met, from a physiological point of view, don't suffocate Xiujun, I remember that one morning when I woke up, my hand went into his pants and grabbed the dirty thing, and my hand was sticky, wet a lot, The smell of wafting was still extremely fishy, but Xiujun woke up and made a big red face, and said that he had raped him, and at that moment he knew that he could make a man squirt out the essence of life with his hands.
After about six o'clock, the three girls went to the hotel that An Xiujun had booked, and he would not take a few beauties to the Taishan Hotel to show off. Instead, I chose the famous Chunlu restaurant, because it was temporary, there was no private room, and it could only be in the hall, and after the three girls arrived, Xiujun had not yet come.
Fanghuadi called Xiujun again. asked him if he hadn't gotten off work, Xiujun said that he would pick up his friends and come with him, so that he would not be comfortable surrounding Sanmei by one person.
Here Fanghua is the main order, the pure Lu flavor restaurant is also a Jeju famous restaurant, diners are like clouds, now people eat early, generally speaking, after six o'clock is the peak period of the restaurant. At a table next to them was a bunch of men, and the one who listened to the conversation was from the Chengguan Brigade, and a few guys blew it, and today I kicked over a few stalls, and in the afternoon I smashed a few small businesses, as if I was flaunting myself as "who is more gangster." A few.
Zhang Xinjian pursed his lips, "This bunch of people is really, the quality is very low, and the law enforcement of the urban management is not to fight miscellaneous bandits, listen to this blow."
Sheng Hanyu glanced at the handful of people. Said disapprovingly: "I heard that the Changfeng District Urban Management Team has a heavy task and has recruited a group of assistant managers, all of whom are informal, and the world is a temporary worker, and they all rely on relationships to get in, do you say that you can not be angry?" Low quality is normal, nothing unusual. β
I don't know if the two tables were too close, or if Sheng Hanyu was talking loudly, three of the people at the table turned their heads to look at Sheng Hanyu and the three of them" One of them had already drunk a little and squinted and said, "What's wrong?" You ***, so idle, dare to say that the quality of urban management is low? Which green onion are you? Well? Look at your mother's long ass appearance, pretend to be good, you open one, the price, Lao Tzu can afford you
Boom, a table of people burst into laughter, and even the eyes of the surrounding tables attracted the attention of several tables of people, how could Sheng Hanyu have suffered this humiliation? I was so angry that I almost didn't cry, "You, you" stinky rascal, go home and ask your mother how much it is, go fuck your mother "Oops" The words fell, and a wine glass flew over, smashing on Sheng Hanyu's forehead, and the blood flowed out at that time, and at this moment, the scene became chaotic.
Almost everyone who saw this Mu was stunned, and I don't know who said, "Ah" Isn't that the Sheng reporter of the city, the old station? .
"Ah, that's it, look, Sheng reporter's head is broken, these people are really lawless, even reporters dare to fight,"
The people around began to talk about it, and the city management of this table was also dumbfounded, and one of them also whispered: "It's really Sheng Hanyu." β
The guy who scolded and smashed the wine glass and smashed people also sobered up a lot, swallowed his saliva and turned gloomy face, and hurriedly took out the phone.
Sheng Hanyu tugged at the napkin. Wiped the wound, it didn't seem to be serious, but it was bleeding anyway, it looked a little scary, Fanghua said: "Go to the hospital." She said: "Don't go, Xinjian, you call the police, don't believe that there is no king's law." This kind of garbage is also used as a city manager, and the leaders of the urban management bureau are completely blind. β