Chapter 229 Resolutely returned to the vulgar
Time flies, and time is like a song.
In the blink of an eye...... It came the next morning. It's really like what people say, as soon as the eyes are closed and opened, time flies by, and Li Guo didn't have time to reminisce about last night's dreams and stars, so he was hurriedly taken to a new day by the rise and fall.
Bird Zijing always gets up early, so when Li Guo opened his eyes, he had already disappeared without a trace, but the morning news in the living room was broadcasting, and when Li Guo was leaning on the head of the bed and silently relieving, a terrifying news suddenly came from the TV.
"In Europe, an unknown parasitic disease is spreading. So far, the death toll in Germany alone has risen to 14. As of February 30, the number of deaths from parasitic infections in Europe had risen to 51, and for the first time, deaths had spread to northern Russia, with five infected people dying from complications caused by the infection on the 29th and 30th alone. (That's right, it's the 29th and 30th.) When Li Guo heard this, he didn't care about washing his face and brushing his teeth, opened the door and ran out like a mad dog, and then stared at the TV screen intently.
"Oh, I'll go." Bird Zijing threw the TV remote control on Li Guo's back: "Dodge the point, it's blocking me." ”
Li Guo turned sideways slightly, giving up a distance, but his eyes were still staring at the TV in a daze, and he searched the screen very carefully.
"Actually, Gu worms are also parasites." Bird Zijing looked at the disgusting parasite introduction on TV, and ate the vermicelli with relish: "Damn...... Look at it, look hungry. The old lady wants to eat bugs......"
"Don't be so heavy-minded, okay." Li Guo took time out of his busy schedule to turn around and damage the bird essence and said, "I'll buy you two catties of earthworms after work." ”
At this time, Mo Chou came out of the bathroom with a basin full of clothes, and after seeing Li Guo, he greeted with a sweet smile: "Xianggong......"
Li Guo turned his head to look and found that Mo Chou's original waist-length hair had been shrunk a little below his shoulders, and the bangs in front of him had also been cut into a neat and tidy style, with an authentic pure and cute baby face shape, plus a small pink peach blossom hairpin on her head, she looked like a classical porcelain doll wearing modern clothes.
"I've told them everything, don't bother the big officials anymore." Bird Zijing was eating noodles while learning about Suosuo, and said without a lady's appearance: "Sister Xue has already gone out to touch the situation, do you say that she is an egg, and being a team leader is a heart of a premier of the State Council." ”
Li Guo nodded, pinched Mo Chou's little face, and then turned around and went into the bathroom, washing his face and taking a shower and changing clothes.
When he came out, he sat down on the edge of the table: "There may be more dead people than we have over there." ”
"Xianggong." Mo Chou ate in small bites: "Mo Chou can actually play Gu." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked at Mo Chou with blinked eyes: "You will do this too?" ”
"I know a little about ......" Mo Chou reached into his pocket and took out a long time, and then took out a piece of cotton paper, on which there were a lot of shiny small particles.
After Li Guo took a closer look...... Then Li Guo smiled, this is a ball of Gu worms, this is an authentic silkworm baby, Li Guo raised countless silkworms when he was a child, and he is extremely proficient in this kind of thing.
"Xianggong ......" Mo Chou shouted in a coquettish voice: "This is the Golden Silkworm Gu......"
Li Guo snorted, looked up at Mo Chou, and then looked down at the piece of paper: "What are you suddenly shy......
Bird Zijing sighed: "You have suffered a loss of culture, this thing is also called a love Gu, it can protect people's hearts and blood, and it will not be highly poisonous." If you want to give up from the beginning, just rot a little bit every day, and you won't die if you don't rot, and in the end there is only a skeleton shelf with internal organs and a few blood vessels, which is absolutely cool. ”
When Li Guo heard this, he trembled, and then quickly handed back the piece of tissue paper in his hand to Mo Chou: "You...... What do you want this for......"
Mo Chou had a strange expression: "It's not, Xianggong, you are too careful." Although this kind of Gu worm is highly poisonous, if it is soaked in castor oil for three or five days, it is a delicacy in the world, skewered, and then fried in an oil pan until golden brown, and then dipped in sesame paste...... Mo Chou drooled when he thought about it. ”
All right...... Mo Chou's appetite is really beyond ordinary people, if Li Guo is allowed to eat such a strange thing, it is better to come and kill him with a knife. But seeing Mo Chou and Bird Zijing's eyes full of gold stars and drooling, Li Guo really felt that this world was not as beautiful as he imagined.
"What about the two little ones?" Li Guo searched for a long time but didn't find Xiaokui and Xiaoxin: "There is also the hibernating one." ”
"Oh, that's it. My hibernating sister suddenly called, and she took her two children to buy something to eat in the morning. Torikoshi pointed out the window: "Just left." ”
Li Guo sighed, turned around and took out a small flat box from his wallet, and after opening the box, it was the fat worm that Lily grabbed from his body, the fat worm was nailed by a pin, and a circle of eggs had been scattered around it. This egg looks much more beautiful than Mo Chou's silkworm baby...... "Xianggong, this is the Gu worm you were infected with, right?" Mo Chou took the box, picked up the worm and played with it left and right: "It looks like it's delicious......
Li Guo looked at Mo Chou blankly, and really couldn't figure out why this girl could practice eating anything she saw, and ...... And it's such a disgusting thing...... "Mo Chou, ......" Li Guo said seriously: "This thing can't be eaten...... It's going to die. ”
As soon as Li Guo's words came out, Mo Chou and Bird Zijing glanced at each other, and then laughed in unison...... Now Li Guo is the second monk is confused, the behavior of these two girls is really strange, obviously talking about a very serious, rigorous and disgusting topic, not only do they want to eat, but after Li Guo said that they can't eat it, they also laughed at Li Guo...... How aggrieved Li Guode was...... "Xianggong, don't worry about telling you." Mo Chou mysteriously approached Li Guo's side, with a ghostly expression on his face: "All Gu worms in the world can be eaten, and the more poisonous they are, the better they taste." It's just that you need a special introduction to drive away the poisonous surname, such as you, a dream Gu, who is not afraid of knives and guns, not afraid of water and fire. But just a little bit ......."
Mo Chou said, grinning and taking out a salt shaker from the kitchen, feeling out a little edible iodized salt, and then sprinkling it on the writhing fat worm. Originally, the fat insect who couldn't die no matter how he pinched it, and everything that would still shadow the clone with a knife, suddenly trembled violently, and then after a few weak tremors, he lay delicately in Mo Chou's palm and didn't move anymore.
Then the bird spirit suddenly took over, picked up the dead insects and dipped them in a little soy sauce, and stuffed them into the mouth of Li Guo, who was looking at Mo Chou with his mouth wide open, with lightning speed.
"I'm ...... You ......" Li Guo was gagged by the bird spirit, and could only make a sound, but after struggling for a while, he suddenly stopped: "Hey? It's really delicious......"
That's right, it melts in the mouth, there is a taste of fresh abalone and delicious soup, and after eating, it is cool and sweet from the mouth to the throat and eyes, and there is a faint fishy fragrance after taking a deep breath...... "I didn't lie to you." Bird Zijing carefully put the bag of insect eggs on the table into a sealed glass jar: "Speaking of eating insects, Nima has experience in the world." If it's not for the fear of disgusting you, I'll eat it all at once. ”
"All things are inherently mutually reinforcing. Xianggong, you should understand this truth, in fact, this kind of evil thing is the most delicious. Mo Chou shook his head, looking like a triumphant old pedant: "But Xianggong, one kind of object is a kind of Gu, don't eat ...... indiscriminately"
Li Guoba smacked his mouth: "I suddenly feel that I need to find out who that person is......"
"It's not me, boy." The disabled Zhijian suddenly walked out of Li Guo's room lazily, his face was painted with watercolor pens, and the original handsome guy was now made like a piece of: "I told you last night, the butterfly effect is on, and there will be many people with special abilities who will hang up." Dove Tong is the smartest of those flowers, and he is as weak as, but his IQ is ridiculously high, and he single-handedly makes the ability of poison and Gu superb. Do you know his natural enemies? ”
The bird spirit took advantage of the situation and pulled out his five poisonous beads: "This? ”
The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "This wood is useful, the old man told you that the natural enemy of the dove is our dear black and white seal." ”
Black and white? Li Guo instinctively looked sideways into the room, and then found a small snake with the thickness of chopsticks probing his head and looking at the door, and then the little snake and Li Guo's eyes looked at each other, and retracted with a sigh...... "Little snake, come out." The disabled Zhijian shouted into the room: "No one eats your ......"
After hearing this, the little snake slowly swam out of the room along the floor, and always kept a distance of about two meters from Li Guo.
"Did I provoke it?" Li Guo looked at this little snake with white stripes on a black background and a really delicate black background, and was quite helpless: "Just don't want to see me like this?" ”
When Mo Chou heard this, he covered his mouth and laughed: "Xianggong, the surname of the black and white Zhang is timid, and he doesn't dare to approach the living." ”
Timid? Not necessarily...... Li Guo has seen it turn into a huge python that is more arrogant than the disaster of the wild python, that bloody mouth, can swallow a bus just by sight, if this thing can be said to be cowardly, then how can Li Guo face the world?
"Black and white, but a spirit sword." Mo Chou walked to the side of the trembling black and white seal, and threw it on the dining table with its tail: "Actually, the surname is very docile. ”
Li Guo curiously wanted to pull the tail of the black and white seal, but he didn't think that this little bastard actually bit Li Guo's finger like lightning, and felt as if he had been hit by static electricity, and then a burning pain surged up from his finger.
"I said......" Li Guo looked down and saw that half of his arms were black...... But soon, the burning sensation gradually subsided, and the antivenom in Li Guo's body, which was planted by the landlord's sister, began to work, and the genes of the Valkyrie that were not invaded by a hundred poisons were really useful, and within a while, Li Guo's hand returned to its original state.
"That's it......" Li Guo shook his hand with the black and white seal, but it still bit Li Guo's fingers: "Is this still called docile?" ”
Mo Chou smiled eating, and Zhijian, who was disabled, looked at Li Guo with slanted eyes: "You little **, who let you reach out and touch someone's house?" The dog jumps over the wall when he's in a hurry, you go to the street and find a random girl to touch her buttocks, do you see people whipping you with ear scrapers? ”
At this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang, and the bird spirit muttered gibberish words while going barefoot to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, I saw a big head of melon seeds sticking in, followed by a loud Buddha call...... "Yo, isn't this a flower monk, don't you go home to be a girl, you come here to die?" Bird Zijing patted the hairy head with his hand: "New Year's greetings, yes?" ”
"I'm here for something...... Brother Shanyuan, who hadn't seen him for a long time, walked in, followed by the night owl carrying a large bag: "By the way, ...... New Year's greetings"
Li Guo stood up and shook his hand while facing Brother Shanyuan: "Why have you gained so much weight......
When Brother Shanyuan heard this, he snorted and cried: "Don't mention it...... I'm almost 170 pounds now. ”
Saying that, Brother Shanyuan changed his shoes, walked into the room, sat on the sofa, and looked up at Li Guo: "What do you have in your hand?" ”
"Snake ......" Li Guo took the black and white chapter that bit it and didn't let go, and slapped Brother Shanyuan twice: "You're fine, you're definitely not going to come out, something's wrong?" ”
"I've been fooled." Brother Shanyuan pointed at himself: "Seeking Heart Gu, that is, the kind that keeps hallucinating in front of you." ”
As soon as these words came out, all the people in the room gathered around, especially the bird spirit, who looked at Brother Shanyuan with drooling, and then kept circling around him.
"I didn't see anything wrong with you." Li Guo looked Brother Shanyuan up and down: "Do you have antibodies?" ”
Brother Shanyuan shook his head: "Do you think a person who can live relics in his body will be afraid of this thing?" ”
Also...... The relics that can counteract the fierce poison of the little poisonous man are in the body of this guy, and if the little worm can get him, then he will live in vain for so many years.
"Well, I'm here this time. That's what I want to tell you about. Brother Shanyuan sat upright: "So...... Let's eat something first? ”
Li Guo was stunned: "This is not a vegetarian...... It's that there is meat foam in the porridge. ”
Brother Shanyuan wiped his face: "It doesn't matter...... I'm still vulgar. ”
Four Silent ...... Only the night owl stood next to him and kept bowing to Li Guo and Mo Chou: "Please take care of me...... Thank you for your kind ......"
Sure enough, it's no wonder that Li Guo found that Brother Shanyuan was not quite right at the beginning, and he didn't have the weird style he used to have, but he looked like a normal person. And the night owl was obviously moistened by the rain and dew again and again, not only did her eyes have aura, but her expression didn't look so lifeless, and she had a high bun on her head, just like a young woman.
"I mainly accompany her to buy clothes, passing by here, looking at the window to dry clothes, I came to have a look." Brother Shanyuan ate fried dough sticks: "But even if you don't come, I still have to look for you in two days." ”
Li Guo resolutely didn't listen to what Brother Shanyuan said, but just thought about this vulgar question over and over again...... Then he finally discovered the source of the problem...... The Valkyrie trio is all beautiful! This is the key, if the night owl looks crooked and cracked, and looks like Sister Furong with a heartless eye, then Brother Shanyuan Bacheng will not take the vulgar route...... "Are you listening to me, do you ......" Brother Shanyuan found that Li Guo's eyes were a little floating: "Serious business......"
Li Guo sighed: "I know all about Gu worms." ”
As he spoke, he told Brother Shanyuan about the news he got from Lily and Li Xiang, and then supplemented it with Mo Chou and Bird Zijing to explain on the side...... "Actually, this Gu insect turmoil didn't start in China. Brother Shanyuan covered his mouth and looked deep: "It started from the European side, but now the main battlefield has shifted here." ”
After that, Brother Shanyuan smiled: "But the person who is a little bit of a Gu...... I don't seem to know that we all eat cooked food...... Except for a few Gu with strong vitality that came out, most of the others were cooked......"
Bird Zijing supported Li Guo's shoulders and asked Brother Shanyuan curiously: "Then how did you get it?" ”
Brother Shanyuan glanced back at the night owl: "I ate sashimi......"
Li Guo listened to Brother Shanyuan's words, and his mind suddenly became a mess. How could someone who knows how to play Gu not know the habit of Asians eating cooked food...... This is clearly illogical...... It seems that this matter is estimated to have to rely on the hot-blooded Li Xiang to investigate and solve it, after all, if you want to find out the source now, it is a dream to rely on only a few people like Li Guo...... Who knows how many restaurants there are in the world, and who can guarantee that the owner of a poisoned restaurant will know that his restaurant has been poisoned...... And this time, it is obvious that ordinary people are used as vectors to trap people with special functions. It's carpeted, indiscriminate, and it's obviously meant to kill the special functionaries, but ...... Wouldn't this efficiency be too high...... "Xianggong, Mo Chou knows what you're thinking." Mo Chou walked up to Li Guo and said with a narrow face: "Tomorrow, let's go back to Shuzhong with Mo Chou tomorrow, Mo Chou can help you." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "You...... Do you know the road? ”
Mo Chou nodded: "If you don't know the way home, then Mo Chou might as well die." ”
When Mo Chou spoke, Li Guo found that Mo Chou, who had always been arrogant, actually had a trace of loss in his eyes, and there was a kind of ...... An indescribable longing.
Li Guo hugged Mo Chou to his lap and smiled without speaking. In fact, he understands that Mo Chou's feeling should actually be homesick.
And Brother Shanyuan continued: "So, now let's split up and contact by phone." Although I am no longer in the system, doing good deeds is still my lifelong obsession. ”
Li Guo laughed, and whipped Brother Shanyuan with the black and white seal in his hand: "You just put gold on your face." ”
(To be continued)