Chapter 1807 Tricky and Strange Questions (Asking for Flowers, Asking for Subscriptions)
Li Lao couldn't help but sigh: "At a young age, he has dabbled in such a wide range of knowledge, and his knowledge is so profound, this kid is really a Tai Chi product, and he is indeed a rare talent." Please search ()! The fastest updated novel"
Jieyuan Ke Yuan Cool Knot Mo Leng Mo Qing Yuan Ding Lao continued to introduce: "Xiao Zhang said to Secretary Zhenxiang: Secretary, are you? The central leadership is also very instructive of the achievements of cadres. Because I know that the size of the political achievements will be directly related to the promotion of all the fathers and gentlemen here, so I decided to contribute to the achievements of the leaders. ”
"Elder Ding, what does this kid's mouth mean by that 'old man, that person's promotion', messy?"
Elder Wang asked.
Ding Lao said: "Secretary Zhenxiang also discovered this problem of yours. After listening to Xiao Zhang's words, he said to him: Okay, Xiao Zheng, this question, even if what you say makes a little sense, if you are willing to add bricks and tiles, do whatever you want, anyway, it is better than falling into a well. Isn't that right? Xiao Zhang asked: Secretary, what's wrong? Zhen Xiang asked: Xiao Zheng, what does that 'old man' mean? After listening to Zhenxiang's question, Xiao Zhang began to pretend to be confused: Uncle? What old man? Lu Zhenxiang, who hated the enemy from afar, asked: Stinky boy, did you forget it as soon as you finished speaking? We've all heard it, Director Wang, have you heard it too? Wang Lin squeezed his eyes at Xiao Zhang and said: That's right, I not only heard it, but I really heard it. Brother Zhang, Secretary Lu, Governor Hu, where are they old? Even if people are a little older, they won't be called bosses by you, right? After listening to Wang Lin's prompt, Xiao Zhang made a look of sudden realization and said: Haha, what the secretary originally said was this? Isn't 'old man' the honorific title of 'old man'? You are all the people I respect the most, of course I can't call you old men, so I have to call you an old man. Secretary Pan, is that right? Pan Tianxin, secretary of the municipal party committee, said: Don't ask me, I'm afraid that a thief who accidentally gets on your ship won't be able to get off. Today's Moutai is good, I still have to taste the wine. Xiao Zhang turned to Mayor Guo Dengke and asked: Mayor Guo, what do you say? Guo Dengke, the mayor of Jibei, said: Don't ask me, I'm also afraid that a thief who accidentally gets on your ship won't be able to get off. Today's food was good, and I still had to taste the food. Xiao Zhang reminded: Two leaders, keep your stomach, there are more and more beautiful special dishes at night. Pan Tianxin and Guo Dengke respectively picked up a piece of braised nine-turn large intestine, shook it at Xiao Zhang, and said: Xiao Zhang, don't you often say that there is wine today and drunk today, don't you care about the ugliness and beauty of tomorrow? We are drunk this afternoon, no matter how delicious the evening is, the food at noon will be solved at noon, anyway, it will not affect the continuation of the feast at night. The meat is tender and delicious, and it's so delicious. Xiao Zhang said: I said two leaders, we are the top party and government leaders in the provincial capital, what good things have you not eaten? Are you two like this? Guo Dengke and Pan Tianxin said while eating: Of course I have eaten good things, but there are not many opportunities to eat so many high-end good things at one time. Xiao Zhang said to Ma Yuke, general manager of Nanjiao Hotel: I don't believe that a few bigwigs usually can't eat these good things, Mr. Ma, you tell me the truth to my brother, have the provincial and municipal leaders eaten here with you? After listening to Xiao Zhang's words, Ma Yuke said with some embarrassment: President Zhang, didn't you roast my brother and me on the fire? Xiao Zhang asked: Brother Ma, you are not Cao Cao, and I am not Sun Quan, where did this come from? Ma Yuke explained: Brother Zhang, what do you want? I said yes, this involves the issue of clean government of provincial and municipal leaders, I said no, I offended you again, you said that my current situation, isn't it just to be roasted on the fire? Xiao Zhang said: There are no outsiders here, why are you thinking so much? Let's be honest. Ma Yuke said pitifully: Forget it. I said yes, once the leader is displeased, my black gauze hat, which is not too big, probably won't be able to keep it. I said no, once you are unhappy, if you refuse to pay the millions of dollars spent at this conference, it will be too late for me to cry, so President Zhang, you should spare me. After listening to Mr. Ma's words, Secretary Zhenxiang said: Stinky boy, don't be embarrassed for Mr. Ma anymore. By the way, Xiao Zhang, you just said that you will fully support our work during our administration, right? Xiao Zhang said: That's right, that's what I said. Secretary Zhenxiang asked: Could it be that if we are not in charge here in the future, you will not support the work of the province and the city? Xiao Zhang smiled: It's not all, what are the leadership conditions. Secretary Zhenxiang asked: Conditions? What conditions? Zhang Zheng explained: I mean, I need the new leaders to decide whether to support them or not after they have the conditions that you, Secretary Pan and Mayor Guo have in common? Lu Zhenxiang said: Stinky boy, don't give me a sloppy look, what kind of conditions do you want people to have? Xiao Zhang said: Secretary Lu, haven't I already answered your question? ”
Secretary Zhenxiang said: Nonsense, why didn't I hear it?
Lao Hu, Lao Pan, Lao Guo, did you hear that?
The three of them said in unison: We didn't hear it.
Secretary Zhenxiang said: Stinky boy, they didn't hear it.
Wang Lin said: Brother Zhang, I didn't hear it, so don't sell it, hurry up and tell me, what are the conditions you said?
Xiao Zhang said: I said leaders, didn't you hear the words 'common conditions' I said?
Governor Hu Yunfeng said: We have heard these four words, but the question is what kind of condition is this 'common condition'?
Xiao Zhang prompted: Let's use our brains and think about it, in which aspect the four of you have in common.
After listening to Xiao Zhang's prompt, Pan Tianxin, secretary of the municipal party committee, suddenly realized: I know, all four of us are men, and this is the characteristic we share.
Good boy, you mean if the new guy is a lady, you're not going to support it, are you?
Guo Dengke criticized Xiao Zheng: I said Xiao Zheng, you are a typical sexist, this concept is unacceptable.
After listening to Mayor Guo's criticism, Xiao Zhang said: Wrong!
Boy, I am a typical feminist and will never discriminate against ladies, so Secretary Pan's answer is incorrect.
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Zou Jiadong said: "Actually, the answer I gave is the same as Secretary Pan's answer, because Secretary Lu and the four men have their own characteristics, and only the gender is the same."
Ding Lao, what I don't understand is, why did Xiao Zhang say that this answer was wrong?