Shiyuan April 1, 1993, Huaxia People's Republic, Beijing, People's Liberation Army of the People's Liberation Army of the People's Republic of China [***] in the special care ward. Two "yokai" were pointing at a handsome man of about 20 years old with an oxygen mask on the hospital bed, while the doctors and nurses shuttling around them turned a blind eye to the two monsters.

"Old Ma, I think it's better to leave it at this, I've run four planes, and if we don't go back, I'm afraid that Judge Cui won't be able to make up any more excuses for us." The stout, bull-headed monster finally suggested.

The old horse's head was a horse's head, he frowned, thought for a while, and finally nodded: "Okay, old cow, you release that kid, and I'll cast a spell to 'pour' him in." ”

Lao Niu breathed a sigh of relief: "Old Ma, don't think about it too much, this 'stove' is still good, and his family background is much better than that kid, I think that kid should be satisfied." ”

The old horse touched his head, and suddenly smiled: "Speaking of which, that kid is also stupid, he is willing to hand over the fragments of the jade disc of creation to our brothers, but he is reborn by changing the 'selection furnace' once, hehe." ”

Lao Niu grinned: "It's really stupid, but he doesn't know how powerful the Jade Disc is, it's normal to be stupid." Then again, let's give him a rebirth in a parallel time and space, is this a rebirth, or a time travel? ”

"It doesn't matter so much to him, he doesn't object." Lao Ma said, looked at the handsome man on the hospital bed, and suddenly frowned: "Old Niu, no, this stove has a good family background, but this body doesn't seem to be good." ”

"Really?" Lao Niu was puzzled, looked at the unconscious and handsome man, the blue light in the cow's eyes flickered, and he frowned: "Damn, how can this be?" This guy looks good-skinned, why is he so weak? If that kid is poured into his furnace, the kid will not be satisfied. ”

The old horse was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said: "No way, I don't have time to change it again, why don't we 'refine' this furnace and then give it to him, what do you think?" ”

Lao Niu hesitated slightly: "But this is the N6767553 plane, let's refine this furnace in this plane, the consumption is a little bigger, right?" ”

The old horse had a bitter face: "Then what should I do, the creation of the jade disc is psychic, that kid is unwilling, and the fragments of the jade disc will fly back to him, so aren't we chickens and eggs?" ”

Lao Niu patted his head: "No, no, it's wrong, our brothers are wrong!" ”

"What's wrong?" The old horse was puzzled.

"This is refining ordinary people, and it is not refining the soul and spirit, so it doesn't take a lot of effort." The old cow laughed.

The old horse was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Not bad, it's really a mess, this time it's not to practice 'karmic soul', it doesn't take much strength, come on, let's hurry up, just strengthen the physical ability of this furnace a little." ”

Lao Niu took out a jade bottle from his arms and said, "Okay, old horse, let's start." ”

The old horse nodded, and the horse's eyes widened, and two faint blue flames rose from his eyes. The blue fire flew quickly towards the handsome man on the hospital bed, as if it was formless and insubstantial, passing from the heavenly spirit above his head to the spring under his feet, and then disappeared in the eyes of the old horse.

Lao Niu was just about to open the bottle, when he was suddenly stunned and asked, "Old Ma, your karmic fire seems to have gone to the perineum point of this furnace just now?" ”

Lao Ma didn't think there was anything wrong, nodded and said calmly: "Yes, what's wrong?" If you go to the acupuncture points all over the body, you will naturally go to the perineal acupoints. ”

The old cow opened his mouth and stammered for a long time, and held back a sentence: "It's okay." Seeing that the old horse still looked ignorant, he finally couldn't help but say, "...... It's not going to turn into a stallion, is it? ”

The old horse was stunned for a moment, seemed to be asked, touched his chin, and became distressed: "This is not easy to say...... " After thinking about it, he finally said: "It shouldn't be." ”

Lao Niu was skeptical: "Are you sure?" ”

"Of course...... Up in the air! Lao Ma Zhenzhen said: "Theoretically, my karmic fire walked through the perineum point of this furnace, but it only strengthened this kid's future ...... That ability, but whether he will become a stallion in the future, this is a matter of thought rather than physiology, how can I be sure of this? ”

Lao Niu was stunned: "This is also true, it seems to make some sense." ”

The old horse became impatient, and waved his hand in a very leading manner: "That's it, you quickly release that kid, let's pour him in." ”

Lao Niu snorted, touched the mouth of the bottle, still a little uneasy, and finally asked: "Are you sure he won't be angry?" ”

Lao Ma said angrily: "He is still angry when he strengthens his ability, is there something wrong with him?" ”

"Oh." Lao Niu finally put his mind at ease, and said with a smile: "I Lao Niu is an honest person, you know Lao Ma, I am kind." ”

Lao Ma nodded: "It's kind, thinking about where your bullwhip will be next 'traveling' all day long, it's really kind." ”

Lao Niu smiled and said, "Isn't that what you taught Lao Ma?" ”

The old horse snorted, not bothering to pay attention to him. The old cow pinched the mouth of the bottle, said something in his mouth, and finally patted the bottom of the bottle and said, "Open!" ”

The spout of the jade bottle suddenly flew out, and a ray of light shot out from the mouth of the bottle, condensing into a human figure in the air, but the light flickered, and the face could not be seen clearly. The old horse stretched out his hand, and the palm instantly became longer and larger, grabbed the light humanoid, and pressed it violently on the handsome man on the hospital bed, and when he withdrew his big hand, the light humanoid had long since disappeared.

The handsome man on the hospital bed suddenly shook his whole body and sat up as if he had been electrocuted. The doctors and nurses in the intensive care unit were startled by him, and one of the little nurses who was close even fell to the ground screaming.

The doctors and nurses who reacted hurriedly went over to check and take care of them, but the delicate man fell asleep softly. made a cadre and others nervous, and all kinds of equipment were opened one after another, and a new round of all-round inspection began.

The old horse smiled: "Okay, okay, it's done, let's go." ”

The old cow smashed the cow's lips and mouth, and said with a smile: "One night and seven times were born......

Unexpectedly, when the old horse heard this, he suddenly glared at the horse's eyes: "!" ”

Lao Niu was stunned and asked, "Isn't it?" ”

The old horse pursed his lips disdainfully, stretched out a finger, and said proudly: "Once a night." ”

When Lao Niu heard this, he became even more puzzled: "What are you dragging once a night, are you unqualified in this refining?" ”

The old horse glared at the old cow angrily, and finally snorted, and stretched his voice: "Once a night, once in a ...... Times...... One...... Night! ”

Only then did Lao Niu come to his senses, showed a smile that you know and I understand, looked at the handsome man on the hospital bed, and swallowed a mouthful of spit: "This kid, luck is really good......

The old horse pursed his lips, suddenly hesitated, and his face was bitter, as if he remembered something.

Lao Niu Qi said: "What are you doing?" Constipated? ”

"You're a stupid cow to be constipated!" The old horse said angrily: "I remembered a trouble!" ”

"What does stupidity have to do with constipation?" Lao Niu was dismissive and asked, "What's the trouble?" Let's hear it. ”

Lao Ma sighed: "You said that this kid has a good family background, because of whom?" ”

"Nonsense, isn't that up to his grandfather?" Lao Niu said, stunned: "Could it be ......?"

"It's rare that you're smart, that's right, I just checked, and his grandfather is said to only have two years of life." The old horse sighed again.

The old cow suddenly stared at the bull's eye: "Won't it?" His grandfather only had two years of life, and after that two years, this kid should have taken back the fragment of the Jade Disc in a fit of rage! ”

The old horse scratched his head vigorously, with a bitter face: "Yes, I'm also worried about this, isn't it?" But there's no way, this isn't our territory, and it's hard to change. ”

"Change what? What's hard to change? "The old cow is muddy again.

"Nonsense, life and death are thin, what else can be changed?" Lao Ma glared, "If you don't change your life and death, as soon as his grandfather hangs up, this kid will definitely blame us for not arranging it for him, but we can't help him with this plane......"

"Hahahaha!" The old cow laughed arrogantly.

"What are you laughing at? Joy and sorrow? The old horse said dissatisfied.

"Old horse, old horse, you are really smart and confused for a while, haven't you just changed your life and death? Don't worry, the judge of the n6767553 plane is an acquaintance of ours. The old cow laughed.

The old horse was puzzled: "Really? How come I don't remember? ”

Lao Niu ignored him, took out a black iron plate, and was angry: "Report the old man's hometown, name and birthday, I will send the message to him to change it a little...... You really don't remember? Last time, I went to a 'meeting' with the Jizo King Bodhisattva, and that guy went the wrong way, so let's give you some pointers. ”

Lao Ma was taken aback: "You mean that guy who went with Wutong Shen?" But the place we pointed out is a black shop, and the girls in there are sadists! ”

Lao Niu smiled inscrutablely: "That's right." ”

Lao Ma's eyes rolled and he smiled: "I see, well, I'm looking for this kid's grandfather's information...... Give me the brand. Taking the iron card from Lao Niu, Lao Ma pressed his finger on it, and then said, "I hope this guy can give face." ”

Lao Niu patted his chest: "Don't worry, I told him last time, don't be too happy when you're cool, Brother Niu, I have more energetic places here...... Where do you think he can resist temptation? ”

"I can't see it." The old horse blinked: "Old Niu, you are quite good at fooling." ”

"That's ...... Hey, it's done so quickly? Lao Niu took the iron plate and looked at it, and read: "Brother's trust has been achieved, don't forget the preface." - Look, look, there is temptation to be motivated, look at this efficiency! ”

The old horse laughed, then took out a black lacquer, like a ring ruler, and said, "Since the matter is done, don't be verbose and go!" As he spoke, he didn't know what to do, and the ruler suddenly became larger and suspended in the air. The old horse jumped on the ring ruler and beckoned to the old cow, the old cow did not dare to hesitate, and hurriedly jumped up, after the two stood firm, the old horse read: "Target, n6767557 plane, through the void ......"

The black light of the ring ruler flashed, and he disappeared in an instant.

The handsome man on the hospital bed suddenly opened his eyes and winked at the little nurse who was giving him a warm compress on his forehead, which frightened the little girl's hand and the towel immediately covered his face.

So, Comrade Xiao Chen officially came to the n6767553 plane, and the first thought after the Chinese People's Republic on April 1, 1993 was: Am I so ugly that I have no face to see people?

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Before writing a book, please state the following three points:

One, I'm a harem streamer. But the size of the harem will be controlled, and the number of people will never be so large that readers can't remember the name. - because I'm afraid I won't be able to remember.

Second, officialdom and life, two main lines. Writing about officialdom will not only write about the struggle for power, the struggle is naturally necessary, but the real achievements are the foundation.

Three, I don't waste the reader's feelings, such as spending a lot of effort to write about a woman, and then let her follow someone else or deliberately hang up. Because I think people read books for leisure, not to look for depression.

Okay, that's the end of the nonsense, if you agree or can accept the above three points. So now, Comrade Xiao Chen is about to enter the Huan Sea...... Let's witness the dragon together!

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