Chapter 158: Little boy, no worries.
The woman fainted, slumped on the ground and trembled like a large pot of pork. The landlord's sister also turned off the laser on the pistol, and then wrapped her sand eagle bag and stuffed it back into her clothes.
"I just want to scare her." The landlord's sister shrugged: "I'm not a pervert. ”
Li Guo looked at the crowd around him who were fleeing in a hurry, and rubbed his face helplessly: "I'll go out and explain it to you......"
Thinking of the siren outside, Li Guo's head was big. I really don't know when it will come to an end. It's like this with the landlord's sister, and it's the same with Mo Chou. Not to mention going out with the bird spirit, the bird spirit is crazy alone, and he can't control his emotions when he sees someone around. The only one who can make Li Guo worry is the only one left, the Xue sister who knows the book and the little jasper.
Can...... But Sister Xue is now forty meters long...... "No." The landlord's sister quickly took off the down jacket outside and threw it on Li Guo's hand, revealing a bright military uniform with the national emblem inside. Then he took out the beret that had been stuck behind him, tidied it up and put it on his head: "That's fine." ”
Li Guo was stunned...... "Why are you ...... Will you wear this dress? Li Guo poked the landlord's sister's waist with his finger: "Don't you feel uncomfortable?" ”
The landlord's sister smiled: "Uniform temptation!" ”
Li Guo: "......"
Seriously, this colonel's rank is really eye-catching, especially the landlord's sister is still wearing a special combat uniform, which invisibly raises her height. And that small waist ...... That buttocks, I can't tell that it is a person who has given birth to a child at all, and that kind of serious and angry eyes make Li Guo's whole person numb.
The police Shu Huang soon poured into this mobile phone hypermarket, and it seemed that the director Wu Chengde personally led the team. As soon as he entered, he saw the middle-aged woman on the ground at first sight, then his eyes froze, and then he showed a look of obvious disgust.
"It's you again......" When Wu Chengde saw Li Guo, his face darkened in an instant: "How did you do to my wife?" ”
Li Guo looked at Wu Chengde, then at the landlord's sister, and finally at the woman on the ground. Spread his hands: "I passed by." ”
And the landlord's sister narrowed her eyes, walked up to Wu Chengde, and snapped a military salute: "This woman is hindering me from carrying out my mission, I can kill her directly." ”
The glittering epaulettes and cap badges made Wu Chengde unable to open his eyes. He himself wondered, usually in this small city, no matter what, even if there is any leader, he is just borrowing the road. But today, it is one of the three giants of the Chinese police who have come to inspect the work, and it is this young and beautiful colonel who has carried out an inexplicable task.
And both of them seem to know that bastard named Li Guo. This has to make Wu Chengde think about Li Guo's existence from another angle.
One of the things he regretted most in his life was that he coveted beauty, divorced his original wife, and married this woman on the ground. At that time, he was still a little-known police station director, although he was useless, but he was like a fish in water on his own one-third of an acre.
But since marrying this woman and playing with her brother who has been stabbed a thousand times. Although it is said that the wind and water are rising, it is like walking on thin ice. Especially after being beaten by Gu Giant without a trace on the wine table today, Wu Chengde's legs are still soft. As soon as he was about to go home early to rest, he received the news of an accident in the mobile phone city here, so he sent off the Gu giant here, and hurriedly ran over there to lead the police.
Unexpectedly, he had just sent away Li Guo, the plague god, in the morning, and when he turned around in the afternoon, he saw him again...... "What's the matter?" Wu Chengde's tone is also soft now, but he silently helped up his wife, who was once as beautiful as a flower and is now as fat as a mountain, and then looked at Li Guo and the landlord's sister with no momentum.
The landlord's sister didn't say anything, just played with a mobile phone and lowered her eyelids: "You can ask her yourself." ”
Helpless, of course helpless. Wu Chengde has no way at all, people are not only military, but also high-ranking officers, people just rush up and beat themselves up, and then say that this is a military order. Then Wu Chengde can only endure it, or petition the military region with a bitter face. But most of this kind of petitioning is futile...... Of course, he was not stupid enough to seek any justice for his wife, who had no feelings at all, if it weren't for Zhao Kai's hands, he would have dumped this snarky and unqualified woman a long time ago.
But just as he was about to leave, there was a sudden commotion outside: "Who! Who! Who hit my sister! ”
Hearing this, Li Guo's eyebrows twisted, and he glanced up and down at Wu Chengde: "Your brother-in-law is here." ”
In fact, Zhao Kai also has the courage to 'hear his voice before he sees it', his voice is huge, and he can't hear it at all that he was trampled on by Li Guo the day before yesterday and broke his ribs...... However, when he appeared in front of Li Guo, he looked quite embarrassed, sitting in a wheelchair, and his body exuded a strong smell of plaster. The spirit is good, but the dark clouds are faintly visible, and the Yin Hall is slightly blackened.
He was followed by seven or eight people, five people and six guys, and they all looked like bullies. didn't pay attention to the policemen present at all, and all of them put on an expression of 'no one dares to touch me'.
You know, only shit looks like no one dares to touch it.
Li Guo saw Zhao Kai, and Zhao Kai naturally saw him.
These two people are more or less old enemies, after all, Zhao Kai made Li Guo lose a sister, and Li Guo made Zhao Kai break a bone. If you simply want to say that it hurts, Xu is Zhao Kai who hurts even more. But when it comes to injuries, Li Guo is really seriously injured.
Of course Zhao Kai was not a fool, when he saw Li Guo, the woman beside him was not too arrogant, he just glared at Li Guo viciously with his eyes.
And Li Guo didn't pay much attention to him, just glanced at him lightly, and then pointed at him and turned his head to ask Wu Chengde: "Plainclothes police?" ”
Wu Chengde's old face turned red, he was a good person, how could he not hear the ridicule in Li Guo's tone. It was Zhao Kai, he was angry at the beginning, but now when he saw his sister unconscious again, coupled with Li Guo's yin and yang weird ridicule, he burst out with a sigh of anger.
But just as he wanted to speak, he was grabbed by the landlord's sister as soon as she reached out and grabbed her neck, and then she lifted it up so stiffly: "I listened to your story, and I think you are quite damned." ”
This time, the whole audience was shocked. Zhao Kai said that he had one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, and was lifted into the air by a girl who looked to be a little more than one meter or six at most, pinching her neck, and her arms were barely bent. How much effort does it take?
You must know that in this posture, even if you lift a fifteen-pound dumbbell, normal people can't support it for many seconds.
Zhao Kai's feet were kicking wildly, the landlord's sister's expression was sad and joyless, and she looked very serious and restrained most of the time with a poker face, but she would be slightly better in front of Li Guo and Xiaoxin.
Li Guo stepped forward and patted the landlord's sister's hand: "Now is not the time. ”
The landlord's sister nodded and put down Zhao Kai. Then Li Guo leaned down in Zhao Kai's frightened eyes and leaned into his ear: "I'm looking for Sister Yang'er's child now." He lives and you live, and when he dies, I will not keep you. ”
Li Guo's voice was quite loud, obviously deliberately to let Wu Chengde, who was standing next to him, hear it. Wu Chengde's face changed greatly at that time...... Human beings will always associate it, and after Wu Chengde heard Li Guo's words, he immediately began to connect all the things before and after by himself, regardless of whether there was a connection in these things.
Then the whole thing became another thing in Wu Chengde's mind, and this thing he thought of by himself made Wu Chengde suddenly sit on pins and needles.
Of course, the more terrifying thing is Zhao Kai. He is also a veteran after a long time on the battlefield, and his brain is not stupid. He clearly knew that the current Li Guo was no longer the Li Guo who only dared to stare at him when he was walking on the road. He hired two groups of people to trouble him, but now he was shopping here safely, and there was a very strange woman by his side.
However, Zhao Kai did not make a disgrace of kneeling down on the spot or begging for mercy loudly, but touched his neck and looked at Li Guo quite hard: "Lao Tzu is waiting for you here, see when your awesome will blow up." ”
And as soon as he finished speaking, Ichun came out of the back door with a cup of milk tea, and smiled: "He's really not bragging, you wait." Just now my dad called and said that he seems to have eyebrows, but it doesn't seem to be a good eyebrow. ”
The first half of this sentence was said to Zhao Kai, and the second half of the sentence was obviously said by looking at Li Guo.
Zhao Kai's face was very pale, and large drops of sweat dripped from his chin to the floor, but he didn't know whether his sweat was because of the pain caused by the wound, the pinching of the landlord's sister, or the frightening of Li Guo's words, and none of the dogs and powerful guys beside him dared to step forward, putting him alone in the middle to confront Li Guo in pairs.
"Let's go." Li Guo turned around and took the landlord's sister's hand: "I don't want to see him." ”
The landlord's sister nodded, didn't even look at Zhao Kai and Wu Chengde, shook her hair and turned around and walked out with Li Guo. But just halfway through, Li Guo suddenly turned around and came to the counter of the Apple mobile phone store, and threw the credit card on the counter: "Come to Apple 4." ”
The counter lady trembled and took out one, carefully handed it to Li Guo, and after obtaining the approval of the manager next to her, she swiped Li Guo's card...... Picking up the phone, Li Guo and the landlord's sister turned around and walked out. And in the spring, he was stunned for a moment, and quickly chased after him: "Idol, idol...... Idol sister wait for me......"
After the three of them walked out, Zhao Kai suddenly slipped out of his wheelchair and sat on the ground, his eyes like a dead fish.
"Zhao Kai! You've killed me! Wu Chengde was also in a hurry: "He even asked the minister-level to move!" You say, "Do ordinary people have the ability to do this?" ”
Zhao Kai endured the pain in his chest, rubbed his face violently with his hands, and then when his face was almost rubbed off a layer of skin, he spat on the ground fiercely: "Damn! The rabbit is in a hurry and bites! Lao Tzu strikes first! ”
After speaking, he glanced at Wu Chengde contemptuously: "You just have to keep your mouth closed when the time comes." ”
Wu Chengde looked at Zhao Kai uncertainly, didn't say anything, and dragged his wife, who was like a dead dog, out.
After seeing him leave, Zhao Kai's subordinates also came up one after another and helped him to sit in a wheelchair again. Zhao Kai casually slapped the person closest to him: "Damn, waste!" Take my phone, I'll call Zhu Ye. ”
His subordinates, of course, didn't dare to say anything, but silently pushed Zhao Kai out of here, leaving only a scrap of paper and a staff member who didn't have time to run away in shock...... Li Guo and the landlord's sister had already left at this time, but they were followed by an annoying little girl, who was riding an electric car and pestering Li Guo.
"You're so handsome!" Cheng Chun looked at his little donkey with disappointment and looked at Li Guo's future car with envy: "Borrow me to ride it......"
"You can't ride." Li Guo glanced at her helplessly: "You go home early to study." Don't follow. ”
In the spring, he didn't care at all: "I'm here to help you, there is no merit and hard work, you can't do this." ”
Li Guo shook his head: "If I hadn't touched you today, I really don't know when I would have been able to enjoy your assistance." ”
"You can't say that." In the spring, he took a picture of his electric car: "I helped you somewhat, can you introduce your girlfriend to me?" She was so handsome just now. ”
The landlord's sister had already put on the ordinary long down jacket again, she listened to the words of the spring, and turned her head to look at her: "I don't like women." ”
Ichun stuck out his tongue: "I don't care, I'll ...... anyway"
Before she finished speaking, Li Guo was happy, suddenly increased the throttle, and the future motorcycle suddenly let out a rapid roar, and then accelerated instantly, and in less than two seconds, he threw the spring so that he couldn't even see the hair.
didn't even give Jin Chun time to react, and her little electric donkey drove a long way at a speed of 30 kilometers per hour before slowly stopping on the side of the road.
"I'm so angry with this girl!" Iharu threw her Kitty helmet to the ground: "It's too much! Mountains and rivers meet, wait! ”
And Li Guo and the landlord's sister went home directly this time, and when they arrived at the door, they happened to see Xiaoxin's sister pouting at the door and Xiaokui digging an ant hole with a bamboo stick, while Bird Zijing squatted aside to watch the extra move.
"I'll rub it, artifact!" After seeing the landlord's sister's motorcycle, Bird Zijing's eyes instantly flashed with starlight: "I'll play, I'll play!" ”
Li Guo can refuse to enter the spring, but he doesn't dare to refuse the bird essence, after all, as soon as she has a nervous attack, it is a never-ending result.
So Li Guo gave up his position to Bird Zijing safely, and anyway, the engine hadn't been turned off yet, so there was no need for the landlord's sister to use her voice to call the motorcycle away.
The bird spirit is extremely smart, and in less than five minutes of getting started, she has completely touched this strange motorcycle, and then she excitedly rolled up her sleeves and drove the landlord's sister out of the car, and put on the accelerator: "I'm responsible for refueling!" ”
Li Guo was stunned...... When I wanted to call her, I thought it was too late...... The landlord's sister shrugged helplessly: "She is going to push the car back, and the engine will automatically turn off as soon as people get out of the car." ”
Li Guo shook his head, covered his forehead and said, "That's not what I'm worried about...... She is wearing the skirt ......"
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Li Guo asked her why she got out of the car, and Bird Zijing said that she wanted to pee...... "By the way, you don't have to go to a meeting or something." Bird Zijing said to Li Guo tiredly: "I always feel that it is too cheap to let the president come forward for such a small matter." In my capacity as your secretary, I have already revised your plan and conveyed it. See? What is a virtuous helper? ”
Bird Zijing still looked proud when she spoke, and then pointed to Mo Chou who was in the room: "You look at her again, play for a day." ”
"Huh? Xianggong, your name is Mo Chou? Mo Chou raised his head from the front of the computer screen: "This guy is actually used as a cheat!" ”
Torikoshi sighed: "A good girl, she was ruined by the computer......"
Li Guo was in no mood to talk much, so he took a random shower and snuggled up on the bed. However, Bird Zijing still didn't plan to let him go, she didn't know where to get a four-[***] flag, and forcibly pulled Mo Chou, who was addicted to playing games, and the landlord's sister who wanted to watch TV, and the four of them played together.
"What did you do in the afternoon?" Bird Essence asked while playing, "Why don't you run out to fight in the field?" ”
When Mo Chou heard this, his eyes flashed with ignorance: "Field battle? What is it? ”
Li Guo coughed, and took out the mobile phone for Mochou from the landlord's sister's bag: "Buy a mobile phone for Mochou." ”
Of course, the bird spirit didn't believe it, she raised her eyebrows: "Don't pretend to be garlic with the old lady!" Hurry up and say. ”
In fact, the landlord's sister is also a storyteller, and when she saw that Li Guo was not in the mood to repeat the tragic story again, she volunteered to take "The Two or Three Things of Li Guo and Sister Yang'er" as a commentary, and told it eloquently.
It's okay if she doesn't say it, but she can't stop saying it. And Mo Chou and Bird Zijing also listened with a handful of snot and tears, and discussed it while listening.
And the three of them talked more and more, and when Li Guo woke up, he found that the three of them were still chattering...... "Sleep...... Li Guoyang begged: "If you don't sleep, let me sleep...... I was tossed all night yesterday ......"
And the bird spirit said with an angry face at this time: "That one named Zhao Kai, is there really a real evil animal?" ”
Mo Chou was even more terrifying, his eyes began to glow with cyan sword light, and his hair automatically ...... without wind Li Guo shrank to the head of the bed: "What are you going to do......"
(To be continued)