Chapter 27: The Old Man and the Sea

This style, this voice, this head, there is really no second person in China except for Weiyu King.

I really didn't expect Yi Ping's so-called patriot to be him, no matter which way you look at it, this rich nouveau riche is far from a "patriot". I have the impression that patriots should be old men with a white beard and small round glasses, kind and dignified...... Wei Zhenhai was also surprised when he saw me, and after being stunned for a moment, he said loudly: "Why are you kid again?" ”

Zhang Taiwei was curious: "Have you seen it before?" ”

Wei Zhenhai laughed and said, "The old boat passenger! ”

At this time, the beautiful woman Lao Wei found was kissing and hugging, and I smiled and said, "Lao Wei, you are too exaggerated, right?" ”

The women who were traveling with them were even more embarrassed, so they could only stand aside with their shoulders hugged.

Zhang Taiwei also laughed and said: "What are you doing with such a big show?" ”

Lao Wei smiled: "I didn't expect there to be a woman, I made a mistake, don't talk about it, get on the boat." ”

We walked up the gangway, Zhang Taiwei and Nie Ping stayed on the shore and waved goodbye to us, Nie Ping said solemnly: "I 'curse' you smooth sailing to success!" ”

The Guardian Fish King was stunned and said, "How can this kid speak?" ”

I laughed and said, "This kid has never had anything good to say, and this time it's an exception." "I know that this is also Nie Ping's greatest blessing.

The fishing boats whistled, anchored, and the sailors gathered on the sampan disbanded with cheers and began to get busy.

Xiaohui and Xiaolu came to Wei Zhenhai hand in hand and greeted together, "Godfather." "The last time we went to Fuga, the two girls had already recognized Lao Wei as their godfather.

Lao Wei was also embarrassed because of the beauty incident just now, and said: "Okay, good, the more you fall, the more beautiful you are." He looked behind me and said, "Why are there so many people this time?" You're going to ......."

I tentatively asked, "What did Yi Ping tell you?" ”

Lao Wei said confusedly: "He told me that he has a few people who want to take my ship on a mission, so I thought they were all strong brothers." ”

I smiled and said, "Didn't Yi Ping tell you what mission we had?" ”

"He only told me about a top-secret mission."

"Then you're still making a big fuss and aren't afraid of leaks?"

Lao Wei pouted and said: "What are you afraid of, the dock is my private, how can others know what I like to do?" ”

I said, "I really thought that you were still a patriot. ”

Lao Wei patted his thigh and said: "Patriotism or not patriotism is not a matter of lip service, and I don't dare to be it, but we have liked to be soldiers since we were children, and not being a soldier is also Lao Tzu's biggest regret, General Yi can open his mouth with me, it is to give me face, and when his soldiers come, I naturally have to arrange the highest standard, but I didn't expect it to be you." Lao Wei said at the end, "It's really unseemly, Brother He was born in the army?" ”

I smiled and said, "I don't know if a person who has been trained in the military for a week is considered to be from the army." ”

The old guard suddenly approached me and said mysteriously: "Then what about them, they are all special forces, right?" ”

"It's not—" I pointed to Gao Daquan and said, "the one who was a militiaman." ”

Lao Wei became more and more confused: "What mission are you going to perform?" ”

I scratched my head in embarrassment and said, "This ......"

Lao Wei didn't wait for me to finish, and suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, I don't ask what I shouldn't ask, but I can't help but be curious this time." ”

This is not to blame him, our group of men, women and children, dressed in colorful clothes, carrying large bags of food and drink, just like a small unit to organize a staff tour group to Jiuzhaigou, it is really impossible to link up with the agents who go to perform top-secret missions, so Lao Wei can't help but have this question.

In order to show his welcome, Lao Wei brought out a large cloth bag, grabbed pearls the size of grapes one by one and distributed them to everyone, and said: "Come, you are a guest on the boat, this is a serious clam bead, and you can make a powder on your face to nourish your face." ”

Sun Manlou carefully put it away and said, "Who is willing to put this on his face?" ”

Lao Wei saw that there were two girls besides Xiaohui and Xiaolu, and took off the two big diamond rings from his fingers and stuffed them into the hands of Lei Tiantian and Alex, and said boldly: "Come, call godfather." "I know that the king of fish has a special fetish, but whenever he sees a beautiful girl, if he can't hook up, he must be recognized as a goddaughter.

Lei Tian smiled sweetly and said, "Godfather." ”

When Alex took his turn, Alex smiled, "I can't ask for this...... I'm much older than you. Lao Wei insisted on giving it, and Alex had to discuss with Wang Shuisheng, "Why don't you call it?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said with a bitter face: "I am also much better than him." ”

After sending the gift, Lao Wei took us to visit his ship, the name of this ship is "Poseidon", the tonnage is slightly less than Zhenhai, but it is also one of the best fishing boats on the sea, its luxury is higher than Zhenhai, Lao Wei usually goes to sea in person to take the Poseidon, to put it bluntly, it is actually a fishing boat with the surname of the ticket after he has money, usually only in the offshore waters, this time in order to be a "patriot" Lao Wei did not hesitate to personally accompany him, Lao Wei said: "The 2nd floor will be given to you, you have to stay at sea for a few days, nothing to rest, Don't get tired. ”

I said, "It's time to get busy with you, don't delay your business." ”

Lao Wei said: "There is no serious matter, the right thing is to send you to the local area -- in other words, I really don't know what you are going to Africa for, and there is no need to keep it secret to assist the construction of backward countries, right?" Hurriedly added, "Yes, yes, I won't ask if I shouldn't ask." "He saw us as volunteers again.

There was nothing to say all night, and after two days of sailing, the ship has sailed into the Atlantic Ocean, this day our group stood on the sampan in the light of the sunset and enjoyed the scenery of the sea, the other crew members were instructed by the old guard not to come up to disturb us, I looked at the calm sea and was distracted, Lei Tiantian grabbed the side of the ship and exclaimed: "The sea is so beautiful, this is the first time I have taken a steamer." ”

Lao Lei apologized: "Grandpa will take you on a plane in the future." "Lei Tiantian has never been far away before because of her disability.

Alex stretched and said, "It's been a long time, it's quite boring-" Speaking of this, she suddenly grabbed Lei Tiantian's shoulder and said, "Why wait for a broken plane, grandma will take you to fly now!" As he spoke, he jumped towards the sea, and opened a pair of big wings in mid-air, Lei Tiantian first exclaimed, and then flew in mid-air and shouted excitedly, giggling and laughing.

"I'll see if there's any small island nearby." With that, Alex flew away with Lei Tiantian.

Alex just flew away, Lin Ziwen yawned and walked up, probably because he had never been to the sea, Lin Ziwen also felt unwell, so he didn't eat lunch and slept until now, seeing that we were all there, he turned around and said hello, and then patted Ah Po's shoulder and said, "Let's go." ”

Ah Po hugged his arm helplessly and said, "What did you think of again?" ”

Lin Ziwen looked left and right, pointed to the stern of the boat and said in a consultative tone: "Go there to test the water?" ”

When the two of them walked to the stern of the boat, they heard a plop, Ah Po was thrown into the water by Lin Ziwen, and I hurriedly walked over and said, "You kill him and kill him, don't lose people to us." ”

Lin Ziwen lifted the fishing line in his hand: "I'm tied to the rope." ”

I nodded, and walked back with my hands behind my back.

Xiao Hui was discussing the next step with Li Hui and Thunder God, and Xiao Hui analyzed according to the existing strength of both sides: "Old Man Lei, how long does it take you to gather thunderclouds every time?" ”

Lao Lei said: "It also depends on the weather, it will take about 40 seconds on a sunny day, and twice as fast on a cloudy day." ”

Xiao Hui nodded thoughtfully and said, "Will the Wind God definitely be faster than you?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "Then it doesn't need to be said, the wind is a breath, it's the same as shit and fart, who do you say is fast?" ”

Xiao Hui pinched ten fingers back and forth: "In animal chess, the most powerful elephant will be eaten by mice, and mice are afraid of cats, and so on is a big cycle, although Fengshen is not a mouse, but we lack a cat, if the thunder and lightning of the old man Lei can be activated, it is not difficult to deal with the so-called alliance." ”

Gao Daquan said: "But who among us can intercept the wind god?" ”

Everyone, look at me, I see you don't speak, if Lao Lei is a powerful magician, then his biggest weakness is close-range fighting, in the clouds are not assembled within 20 to 40 seconds, he is an ordinary old man, but the wind god is a bit of a demon and martial arts double cultivation, the wind comes and goes without a trace, he can attack at any time, you see "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong was tied to the pillar when he fought against the heavenly soldiers and generals, and Lei Gong was unscathed, But later, when Tang Seng crossed the Flame Mountain and met the Iron Fan Princess, he couldn't die, which fully shows that the wind is stronger than the thunder, and among the elites of all ethnic groups on this trip, it can be said that there is everything in the sky and the earth, but no one is sure that the wind can be leveled.

Wushuang suddenly sighed, "I wish I could be that cat." ”

Gao Daquan asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"Or dogs—you all have your own abilities, and I'm the only one who has been a burden."

Xiao Lu tugged at the corner of his clothes and said, "Don't say that." ”

Xiaohui also said: "Maybe you are better than us." ”

Wushuang said: "Actually, I don't care how strong I am, I just want to know what my abilities are." ”

Sun Manlou said awkwardly: "Have you thought about it, maybe your ability has already been manifested - such as in some aspects of men......"

Xiao Lu's face turned red, and Sun Manlou said suddenly: "Look, I really guessed correctly!" ”

Wang Shuisheng complained: "Just the fact that you are more handsome than me is very abnormal, if your ability is this, you should also be content." Speaking of Gu Ying's self-pitying face, he has always been very conceited about his appearance, and only Wushuang can make him ashamed of himself.

Sun Manlou said: "Well, I admit that Wushuang is a little better looking than me now, but I have more taste than you." ”

Gao Da said expressionlessly: "You have more taste than we do - this dress on your body has not changed since I first saw you." ”

Sun Manlou said disdainfully: "What's that, legends are famous for a classic dress, Superman, Batman, and the leaders of North Korea, aren't they all perennial clothes?" ”

Gao Daquan: "It can only be said that people have a lot of clothes of the same style." ”

Li Hui smiled and said: "Even if there is only one piece, people often wash it." ”

Sun Manlou sneered and said, "You don't understand the taste of this thing." ”

Gao Daquan said: "Yes, this is not as true as shrimp." ”

Sun Manlou Suo pulled Xiaohui and said: "I don't believe you ask Xiaohui, if there is only me and Wushuang left in this world, who will you choose?" ”

Xiaohui thought about it and said seriously: "Then it's better to say that the end of the world is coming soon." ”

We all laughed.

I looked at my watch and said, "Alex, why haven't they come back yet, could it be that they are lost?" ”

"It's easy." Sun Manlou put two fingers in his mouth and whistled in the air, and said loudly to a few seabirds circling over, "Go and help me find a birdman with wings!" "The seabirds flew away...... At this time, the king of the guard fish heard the laughter above and climbed up the gangway, waved his hand to us, and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

When we saw that it was him, we had to talk for a while, and we could see that the old guard was still full of curiosity about us, and although he didn't let anyone else come up, he still wanted to know something from our conversation.

Lao Wei first turned around on the sampan, and saw Lin Ziwen sitting there holding a fishing line in his hand, sitting still like an old monk in a fixed place, and asked, "Fishing?" ”

……

I chatted with the old guard without saying a word, and I saw three rows of seabirds in the sky fly into a big arrow, guiding Alex to fly back.

The old guard didn't notice it for a while, but my heart was in my throat, and while his head was twisted away, I gestured to Alex in the sky, who hurriedly flew into the clouds and landed vertically behind us.

With a "bang", Lei Tiantian and Alex landed on the deck together, Lei Tiantian was still holding a large pile of coconuts in his hand, and the Guardian Fish King looked back in amazement, and said strangely: "Where did you come from, why didn't I see you just now?" ”

Lei Tiantian patted his clothes wet with the mist, and said with a smile: "You didn't pay attention." Then he handed a large coconut up, "You eat this, fresh!" ”

Lao Wei said inexplicably: "Did we bring coconuts when we left Hong Kong?" "The Poseidon is well stocked with all kinds of food, but fruits are generally only brought in small quantities because they are easy to spoil, and coconuts take up space and are not affordable, so they are never brought on board.

Alex broke open a coconut with his bare hands and handed it to him, "Maybe you forgot." ”

Lao Wei exclaimed: "The little girl is so strong. ”

Alex smiled and said, "Thank you for calling me little girl, but I'm really older than you." ”

Lao Wei laughed and said, "Naughty! He circled around me twice as if nothing had happened, looking like he couldn't say what he wanted to say, and finally slapped his thigh and said, "Forget it, I still don't ask!" I know the rules! I was quite amused, and decided to talk to him about the less important thing next time, not to mention that the old guard could not be a spy, even if it was, it didn't matter, anyway, the enemy was already ready to wait for us.

When it was dark, we disbanded and went back to the house to rest, I came behind Lin Ziwen, and saw that he was still dragging the line, and looked into the water, Ah Po had a bunch of white bones left, attracting a group of sharks behind him, and chasing and biting the head of the rope, Lin Ziwen clutched the rope tightly, and wanted to pull Ah Po up, the fish and the people were wrestling, Lin Ziwen dragged his hands numb for a while, so he took a piece of cloth and padd it on his hands, until I went down, and then he was still with Nala, his back was lonely and stubborn, which made people can't help but think of the old man and the sea

(To be continued)