Chapter 10 Left and right fighting
After being knocked down, Ah Po slowly stood up, gradually recovered, and came to us with a wry smile: "My healing ability is not as good as his." ”
Only then did we take a closer look at the man opposite, and saw that he had thick curly black hair, draped uninhibitedly over his shoulders, and below him were typical European features, with a straight nose, a terrible paleness, a pair of dark black eyes that were particularly distinct, and his eyebrows were very wide, perhaps because he had just woken up from a deep slumber, and was still uncomfortable with everything, so he looked at everything as if he was very hard, his eyes were burning, and he seemed to be a little angry, and at first glance, he looked like a geek conductor who was frozen in a frame.
I asked Alex, "This is Dracula, right?" ”
Alex nodded slightly, "Half of it's him." ”
Wang Shuisheng hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, "Hello senior, I'm Strick from the Robespierre family. "Whether it is friend or foe, Dracula is the great elder of their blood clan after all, and he still has to fulfill the basic etiquette.
Dracula raised an eyebrow on one side, looked at the warriors surrounding us, and said in a hoarse voice, "I don't like so many people watching, let them go away, otherwise I'm welcome." ”
The warriors watched Ah Po and Dracula fight, their eyes were straight, not to mention the responsibility, they were really reluctant to leave, and one of the warriors said loudly: "Who are you?" ”
Dracula's eyes didn't blink, I knew that they couldn't help us by staying, it could only increase casualties, so he hurriedly motioned for Zhang Taiwei to take people down first, and whispered to him: "Let us solve this matter, you can't intervene." ”
Zhang Taiwei also understood, and quietly retreated downstairs with people.
Dracula's eyes looked at Ah Po for a moment, and he said for a long time: "You are not a vampire with your scent, so why do you also have an immortal body?" ”
Ah Po snorted, "It's not just you vampires who can't be killed. ”
Dracula suddenly flashed after hearing this, and then I stood beside Ah Po, only to feel that his eyebrows were urgent, knowing that he was going to attack again, busy fixing the time, Dracula reached out his five claws and grabbed Ah Po's eyes, I knocked on his finger before him, Dracula retreated with a sigh, but after all, he still ate a bite on his hand, Dracula couldn't help but look at me squarely, and muttered: "Faster than me - then he is the little cub you said?" His second sentence didn't feel like it was meant to me.
With a "snap", Dracula, who had finished saying this, suddenly stretched out his left hand and slapped his right cheek inexplicably, and a completely unfamiliar voice gloated: "How about it, in good conscience, if you don't have my strength, your immortal body and teleportation are not comparable to these little cubs?" ”
Hearing this voice, others are nothing, Ah Po and I were taken aback, this is the voice of the Yuan Demon!
At the same time, I finally noticed the strangeness of the Dracula in front of me, his facial muscles would be very distorted every time he spoke, as if he was struggling, as if there was another person invisibly pulling him.
Then Dracula stretched out his right hand and slapped him on the left side of the cheek, and the hoarse voice resounded: "Don't be complacent, I didn't ask you for help, you had to squeeze in with your own dead face." ”
Alex whispered to me, "See, there are two people in Dracula's body now, Dracula himself controls the right half, and one controls his left. ”
I suddenly said, "It's the Yuan Demon!" ”
Wang Shuisheng said: "Senior, we are here for this, we have a way to make the Yuan Demon leave your body." ”
The right side of Dracula's face twitched, but he didn't say anything.
Alex said: "Haven't you noticed yet, these two guys are now in collusion." ”
The voice of the Yuan Demon said: "Don't say it so ugly, little girl, we just take what we need, he needs my strength, I need his body." ”
I said loudly, "Brother De, are you willing to let people invade your body like this?" ”
Ah Po said: "Yes, if you find a wife in the future, who will it be?" Especially when it comes to round houses......"
Yuan Demon said hesitantly: "We are together because we have a common faith. ”
I said with a straight face: "A 5,000-year-old vampire, a 6,000-year-old lonely ghost, if you two remember your childhood, you can still talk for hundreds of years." ”
The Yuan Demon reached out and patted the shoulder that Dracula controlled, "Tell them what your ideals are?" ”
Dracula silently took away the hand of the Yuan Demon, and said Sen Ran: "I want to make all the places in the world where the sun can't shine be our vampire's paradise." ”
I was taken aback: "Damn, why is this line so familiar?" ”
Alex said, "I think I heard a Mongol say this before my last long sleep. ”
"Genghis Khan?" I said, "Anyone who thinks this way doesn't end well, and a guy named Hitler thought so more than half a century ago." ”
Dracula said to Alex, "Don't you think it's a joke that this world is ruled by lowly humans? Races that are stupid and stupid, slow moving, and feed on the corpses of other creatures to keep them alive. "I understand now, these two old guys have a common language on this point, after the Yuan Demon invaded Dracula's body, part of his power can be shared by the two of them, so Dracula has improved a notch in terms of healing ability and speed, so Dracula also acquiesced to the existence of the Yuan Demon.
I scoffed, "It's ridiculous, but it's better than letting a bunch of guys who can only drink blood and see no light rule, right?" ”
Who knew that Alex was not happy to hear this, after all, she was the three major vampire elders, and when it came to racial issues, Alex pouted and said: "Speaking of not seeing the light, you human women are not the same, as soon as you go out, you rub several catties of sunscreen on your face." ”
Dracula was surprised: "Sunscreen? ”
Wang Shuisheng explained: "It can withstand the sun. ”
Dracula excitedly said, "There is such a thing? ”
I coughed and said, "Now is not the time to talk about sunscreen." ”
Dracula said, "In short, I'm going to turn the whole world into a vampire territory, and you humans should thank me." ”
Hearing this, the Yuan Demon suddenly reached out and pressed Dracula's mouth, and said a little angrily: "Didn't you say that in the future, your vampire share will only account for one-tenth of the entire human race, and I will rule the rest." ”
Dracula slapped away the hand of the Yuan Demon, slapped him on the left side of the cheek with all his might, and said angrily: "That's just your wishful thinking, I didn't agree." ”
"Okay, you kid has been perfunctory to me, and we have obviously reached an agreement."
The two of them said that they opened their bows left and right and beat each other, with the continuous sound of "popping", Dracula's originally handsome face gradually became swollen, both the Yuan Demon and Dracula had the ability to heal, but this would not be taken care of, after a while, Dracula couldn't stand it first, reached out with his right hand and grabbed the left hand of the Yuan Demon, and scolded: "You get out of here, this is my body." ”
The Yuan Demon scolded back: "Do you think Lao Tzu is willing, you monster who sucks blood every day, Lao Tzu has been hungry for more than 6,000 years, and he can't even eat a bowl of dumplings since he came to you." ”
The two of them each occupied half of their bodies, and they scuffled in place, and Dracula said, "You shameful thief, who stole a meatloaf while I was asleep, and made that thing still play in my stomach." ”
We were amazed and amused at the same time, and I said, "That's what it's called fighting left and right." I whispered to Ah Po, "Go and get them here." ”
"Here we are." With the words, Xiao Hui, Wushuang and Xiao Lu climbed up the ladder, and the Yuan Demon was taken aback when he saw Xiao Lu appear, and grabbed Dracula's right hand and said repeatedly: "Don't fight yet, let's talk about it after dealing with these little cubs." Anyway, we don't like humans, right? ”
Dracula stopped for a moment, looked at us, and said, "Aren't they your people, how can they be against you?" ”
Yuan Demon snorted and said, "I think it was brainwashed by humans." ”
Dracula looked at Alex and Wang Shuisheng and said, "What about you, you are my kind, and when I turn this world into our world, you will be my right and left hands." ”
Ah Po sneered: "Your left and right hands are not very good, and they haven't slapped your left and right cheeks together." ”
Alex thought for a moment and said, "To be honest, I don't like humans either, but I still can't agree with your idea, humans and our blood clan have generally been able to live in peace since ancient times, I still like the small settlement life before, and when I am hungry, I go hunting, and then everyone is happy together, isn't it good?" ”
Dracula sneered, "Happy? As far as I know, there are only the last three of us in this world, right? Is that what you call living in peace? ”
Alex said: "There are only three blood clans in this world, and the people we have bitten are just leftover food for us, you won't understand this, it's not strange that humans kill us in turn, we treat them as prey, and they are the same when we are, this is the law of survival of nature, now I am still alive, and I have children and grandchildren to pass it on, I have nothing to disagree with this world." ”
Dracula said, "Wouldn't it be better if there were only vampires in this world?" ”
Alex said, "What will we eat then?" Shouldn't the sin of human deforestation be a cause for us to be wary? ”
Dracula: "......"
I also sweated along, I didn't expect Alex to be an environmentalist.
Dracula turned to Wang Shuisheng and said, "What about you?" ”
Wang Shuisheng looked at Alex and said, "I listen to grandma." ”
The Yuan Demon sneered: "It seems that your people and you are not of the same mind." ”
"Shut up!" Dracula glared at his left eye with his right eye, and finally said, "Okay, our agreement has been reached, let's deal with these traitors first!" ”
(To be continued)