Look back?

How do you look at this!

If you look back, won't you suffer again?!

Thinking of this, Mi Xue was stunned for a moment, and then angrily picked up the remote control on the table and smashed it at Xiao Chen, "Look at your sister!" You damn #pervert! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, why are you still moving!"

Xiao Chen lifted it up, and caught the remote control that smashed over. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman!"

Mi Xue crossed her waist and stood in front of Xiao Chen, almost crazy.

She suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Mr. Lin, how did Mr. Lin survive when she met such an assistant?

"Are you a woman? Well...... I'll take a look! ”

Xiao Chen said, his eyes looked at Michelle.

"Well, yes, yes, barely a woman......"

"Your sister! Where are your eyes looking?! Michelle said angrily.

"Of course it's you!" Xiao Chen responded with a smile.

"Believe it or not, I'm suing you for indecent assault!" Mi Xue glared at Xiao Chen and said.

"I believe it, I believe it, you Miss Mi is so bullish, you only need one sentence, and your thousands of fans can directly chop me up alive." Xiao Chen spread his hands and said.

"Ahhh I can't tell you well! ”

Mi Xue grabbed her hair irritably, then sat on the bed and said, "Anyway, I don't care, you provoked me, you have to make me happy, or I will go to Mr. Lin to sue you!"

Well, this woman said that she would start to play helpless if she didn't win!

Xiao Chen thought for a while, smiled evilly and said, "Mi Da Beauty, do you want me to tell you a joke?"

"Okay, if it's not funny, I'm not done with you!" Michelle bared her teeth.

"Guaranteed to be funny!"

Xiao Chen patted his chest and said.

"Okay, then you speak, I'll listen."

Mi Xue picked up a bottle of mineral water and drank it, she was thirsty when she quarreled with Xiao Chen just now.

Xiao Chen smiled, and then said: "The ant and the centipede got married, after the candle night in the cave room, when asked how he felt, the ant said with a sad face: Feel a fart, break a leg is not, break a leg is not, Nima broke a leg all night, and finally didn't find a place to ......"

Burst!

As soon as Xiao Chen's words were finished, Mi Xue squirted out a mouthful of water, all spraying on Xiao Chen's face.

Xiao Chen suddenly became messy.

"Hahahaha...... This stupid ant is still married to a centipede, how can he find a place with so many legs......"

Michelle clutched her stomach and laughed.

But soon, her face turned red, she looked at Xiao Chen shyly, and said, "You, you, you...... You actually told me a meat joke!! ”

"What's wrong with the meat joke, isn't the meat joke a joke?"

Xiao Chen wiped a handful of water from his face and said, "Didn't you laugh quite happily just now!"

"No, this doesn't count, you're telling me one." Michelle shook her head and said.

"Then why don't I tell me a riddle, guess it!" Xiao Chen smiled and said.

"Okay, no matter what you ask, you can't bother me!" Michelle said confidently.

Xiao Chen nodded, and then said, "May I ask what the broken carrot has in common with the pregnant woman?"

After speaking, Xiao Chen laughed evilly.

"What do a broken carrot and a pregnant woman have in common?"

Michelle frowned slightly, then racked her brains to remember.

But no matter how you think about it, you don't have a clue.

"Carrots have nothing to do with pregnant women at all, right?"

Mi Xue looked at Xiao Chen indignantly.

"There must be a connection, you think about it again." Xiao Chen crossed Erlang's legs and said.

", it's not related at all!"

Mi Xue glanced at Xiao Chen with contempt and said, "Then you say, what do bad carrots and pregnant women have in common!"

"Miss Mi, you mean you can't guess?" Xiao Chen asked with a smile.

"Can't guess, can't guess, say it!" Michelle said frantically.

Xiao Chen grinned and said, "The common denominator is...... It's too late! ”

"It's too late?!"

Michelle was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean, think about it yourself, I won't tell you." Xiao Chen coughed lightly twice and said.

But soon, Michelle reacted.

At the same time, her face suddenly turned red and delicate.

"You pervert#pervert! Only you would ask such a disgusting question! ”

Michelle grabbed the mineral water bottle and threw it at Xiao Chen.

"Hey, Miss Mi, you are really caring, you know that I am thirsty, so bring me water."

Xiao Chen smiled and caught the water bottle, then twisted it open and took a sip.

"You, you...... Yes!! ”

Seeing Xiao Chen drink the mineral water he had drunk, Mi Xue immediately shouted.

"What am I, I, didn't I just drink a bottle of water from you, do you want to make such a fuss?"

Xiao Chen was speechless for a moment, and then raised the water bottle and took a sip.

"Here's what I've drunk! You, you, you...... You drink the water I drank, that's not ......" Mi Xue suddenly became anxious.

"What's not that?"

Xiao Chen said with some amusement: "You want to say, isn't that equivalent to our indirect kissing, right?"

"Hmm!"

Michelle nodded vigorously.

"I said Mi Da Beauty, what age is this, and this is still in vogue." Xiao Chen said with some amusement.

"You...... You put the water down for me! Michelle shouted.

"Okay, put it down."

Xiao Chen shook his head helplessly, and then put the water on the table.

As soon as Xiao Chen put the water on the table, Mi Xue quickly picked up the water bottle and threw it in the trash.

"Hey, hey, this water hasn't been drunk yet, you just threw it away, what a waste!" Xiao Chen shouted.

"Hmph, you drank all this water, I can't drink it anymore, just throw it away!" Mi Xue said angrily.

"Yes, whatever you say is what you say, I won't fight with you, okay!" Xiao Chen pouted.

Michelle glared at Xiao Chen fiercely, then opened the curtain and looked down, and a large number of people were imprinted in her eyes.

"There are so many people down there, how can I get out!"

Michelle stomped her foot in a hurry.

"What's the matter, Miss Mi, what are you going to do out there?"

Xiao Chen also walked over and looked down, "Hey! There are so many people, it seems that there are more and more people! ”

"Humph!"

Michelle snorted softly, and sat down on the bed.

"Tell me, what do you want to do when you go out?" Xiao Chen asked with a smile.

"I originally wanted to go to bed and rest in the afternoon, but I didn't want to sleep anymore because of your trouble, so I wanted to go to the recording studio to practice singing, but there are so many people below, how can I get out." Michelle said irritably.

"Mi Da Beauty, what if I can take you out......" Xiao Chen said with a smile.