Chapter 257: Big Deals......
What does Yong Wuning mean, Li Guo finally understood. It turns out that the cleaner a person looks like Narcissus, the darker the inside is that he can't see his fingers.
Of course, this may also be because Begonia really got his temper up, or it may be that Narcissus really feels the threat of Begonia. So he and the usual narcissus who didn't care about anything and didn't care about anything made Li Guo unable to see that they were the same person at all. And more importantly, he actually came to raise Li Guo this time...... That's right...... It is to raise plum fruits.
Narcissus's values are very, very strange, in his eyes, everything in this world, except for his Mo Mo and Juhai Swallowing Mountain, can be exchanged for things. So he proposed to raise Li Guo and give him a thug, with a lot of conditions. What Jiaguo, Clams, Snow Pythons, Ice Abalone, Blood Dew Peach, Shenmu Essence, Buddha Bone Grass, and even a 14,000-year-old ginseng that has been formed for more than 14,000 years, in the introduction of Narcissus, this ginseng is not only formed, but also sings on the night of the full moon.
"Have you ever seen a singing ginseng?" Narcissus's expression was extremely painful: "Any thing is priceless, you can't do it!" ”
Li Guo touched his freshly shaved chin and looked at Mo Chou with half-squinted eyes: "Singing ginseng...... What's the use of coming? ”
"I don't know." Mo Chou shook his head silently: "Presumably, this song may be more beautiful than Mo Chou......"
Mo Chou said, his face full of shame. As a beautiful girl with incomplete tones, she can't even compare to a single ginseng in singing, this fact makes Mo Chou very, very uncomfortable...... However, after Sister Xue heard the names of these medicinal materials, her eyes were almost watering, and she looked at Narcissus in surprise: "These are all exotic treasures that have almost disappeared...... Can you show me? ”
Narcissus was a little impatient, but still took out a bunch of small colorful fruits from his pocket, this fruit was about the size of a wolfberry, but each one was delicate and round, and there were only seven growing on one plant, each of which was a different color. Li Guo immediately remembered the gourd baby she had seen when she was a child...... "Seven-colored Heather ......" Sister Xue coveted, and her eyes even inadvertently flashed a trace of "murderous and over-goods" at this moment: "Why do you have so many?" ”
"Am I going to tell you even about the Divine Palm?" Narcissus didn't care and threw the heather with a faint aura in his hand into the pot of hot sauerkraut fish on the table: "I'm in for a treat." ”
"Don't ......" Sister Xue was very distressed, and reached out to pick it up, but the seven-colored beads had already fallen into the basin, and the moment they came into contact with the heat, the color faded completely, leaving only the dry and wrinkled ugly fruits soaked in the hot oil.
"Oh my God......" Sister Xue looked at the pot of sauerkraut fish pitifully, and sad tears rolled in her eyes: "Holy medicine...... Holy medicine......"
Sister Xue's abnormal behavior made Li Guo feel that she was a little inexplicable, so Li Guo reached out and picked up the bunch of fruits and put them in her mouth and chewed them, only to feel that there was no taste at all, and it was woody, and biting it was like biting a betel nut.
"A seven-colored heather seed can make a person who has collapsed wake up immediately." Sister Xue looked at the bowl of sauerkraut fish with straight eyes: "Seven pieces, just refine them, and you can completely save the people who only have one breath left...... I found one at the beginning, and it was only a five-color ......."
Narcissus glanced at Sister Xue contemptuously: "You surgeons, you have no technical content at all, whether it is five colors or seven colors, refining is not good, you must take the leaves and branches, grind them together and pour them down, otherwise the effect is too strong, and the void is too much to make up, and you will explode and die in an instant." ”
And Sister Xue bit her lip and looked at Narcissus: "What else do you have?" ”
"I've got a lot of stuff." Narcissus glanced at Li Guo: "As long as you are willing to help me clean up a few people, it's all yours." ”
Li Guo, who was eating with his head bored, raised his head when he heard it: "Why are you looking for me?" ”
"Because they all listen to you." Narcissus's eyes fluttered: "It's not helpful to find them." ”
Li Guo sighed: "I'm not interested, I'm still hesitating here, you send me something again." ”
"Brother......" Sister Xue can't care about being reserved, as a doctor, she really can't bear to see so many elixirs in her hands being ruined by Li Guo like this. So she grabbed Li Guo's arm for the first time in full view of everyone and began to be coquettish: "Let's listen to what he said first......
Li Guo raised his head and looked at Narcissus, and then said to Sister Xue, "Do you think it's so easy to get something from this iron rooster...... We don't lack anything, can we fight with our lives......"
"You're so smart." Narcissus half-sarcastically and half-mocked Li Guo: "Greedy for life and afraid of dying to such a point? ”
When Li Guo heard this, he shook his fingers: "Nono, it depends on what happens, my family's family motto is to never die rashly, and life is the most important." Besides, I'm so smart that even I'm scared! ”
The virtue of a person like Narcissus, the more low-key he is in front of him, the more he will ride on people's necks, but he will face him, and he will give people an equal right to speak. At this point, Li Guo actually touched it very thoroughly, after all, Li Guo's physical strength is not good, and his attack power is not high, if his brain is not good enough, he will already return to Amitabha Buddha's Elysium...... "Then I will continue to increase the chips." Narcissus turned his chopsticks in his hand: "I'll help you raise that woman's lifespan to the upper limit." ”
The woman? Li Guo was stunned, but immediately understood that Narcissus was actually talking about the landlord's sister, and the landlord's sister was actually a failed product of transformation, because she was still a human embryo, she couldn't bear her regenerating an arm on the left and a hymen on the right, so her lifespan could only reach thirty years old at most, which she had told Li Guo a long time ago, and Sister Xue also knew it, and what Sister Xue could do was only to raise the lifespan of the landlord's sister to the level of a normal person, and after the age of thirty, she could never use the regeneration ability.
Can...... The landlord's sister said that the phoenix that can't be reborn is just a turkey on Thanksgiving...... "ceiling." Narcissus looked at Li Guo, who had fallen into silence, deceptively: "And it's not the upper limit of human beings." ”
Sister Xue also pondered, after all, she knew the difference between herself and Narcissus. Relatively speaking, Narcissus's medical skills are closer to witchcraft, and his own medical skills are thorough medical skills, and he mainly specializes in surgery, cutting a tumor or something, without even opening a knife, and it is definitely safer and faster than Narcissus in terms of healing. But when it comes to changing her life or physical transformation, she is indeed very amateurish. After all, the dragon god is just a title, not a real dragon god, and he can't give anyone the right to live forever at all, at most he can share a long time with Li Guo, but even so, it can only be given to Li Guo alone...... So now when she hears Narcissus say that she can help her landlord extend her life, she can't help but want to learn from the teacher.
"Still not working?" Narcissus became more and more deceitful: "I can also help you block your breath so that Lily can't find you." ”
When Li Guo heard this, he shuddered, an hour ago Lily was still in front of him and threatened, "If you disappear in front of me next time, I will kill three thousand ......", and now Narcissus actually brought this matter up again, this guy is really a bastard who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic...... "There was something that passed your mind just now." Narcissus's voice suddenly lowered: "In other words, one of the conditions is that you are very tempted. ”
Li Guo straightened his back and took a deep breath: "You make me feel very annoying, it turns out that you are so abrasive." ”
Not to mention, Narcissus said that Li Guo had a condition that was very tempting, but it was actually wrong...... Because of these two conditions, Li Guo was very tempted, but the first condition he shouted yes in his heart. And the second, he firmly denied it...... After all, motivation is a Chinese surname...... You can move it in any way.
"That's my limit." Narcissus said with a dead face: "Do you still want my **?" ”
Li Guo felt a chill, and the murderous aura on Mo Chou's body suddenly burst out, and the stainless steel chopsticks in his hand snapped and broke into two. Narcissus whistled lightly: "Her Royal Highness the princess is going to be angry." ”
"Waiter...... Change to a pair of chopsticks. Li Guo shook his head, and shouted at the waiter Xiaomei who was standing in the distance and looking at his table, and then lowered his head and asked Narcissus: "What do you want to make trouble?" ”
Narcissus smiled slightly: "I want you to help me kill the dove and kapok, as soon as Begonia's left and right hands are finished, he will naturally appear, but if you see Begonia, don't act rashly." Her Royal Highness the princess is not an adult, and she is definitely not Haitang's opponent. ”
Li Guo glanced at Mo Chou and nodded silently. Begonia's power, although Li Guo has not seen it with his own eyes, he has heard it from various channels, first the perverted grandmother of Croton said that she was not Begonia's opponent at all, and then Her Majesty Queen Lily said that Begonia was a big trouble, and then Uncle Bing, who killed the god, was almost killed, and now Narcissus said it again.
This really teased Li Guo's vigorous curiosity, after all, in his impression, the most awesome person he had seen was the bespectacled four-eyed monster brother in the bar downstairs of Li Mingxue's house, but it seemed that he had a little nervous problem and was very kind to people...... Such a person, I'm afraid it won't be a begonia, right?
Saying that, Li Guo told Narcissus about the last time he met that four-eyed monster brother, and Narcissus understood after hearing it, and he said with a nonchalant face: "What do you say about him?" He's not in danger, no matter how powerful he is. If you compare Begonia with him, Begonia will die happily. Let's not mention this person for the time being, if Begonia fights with him, Yun Ye will be fine if he lets Begonia fight for three years. ”
Li Guo's eyes widened: "It's so powerful, wouldn't it be good if you asked him to help?" ”
"I'm going to ask for it, am I still looking for you?" Narcissus was quite helpless: "Yun Ye is a bug, do you understand the bug?" No matter which side you are, there is a common agreement not to disturb him. He has his own things to do, just like the sweeping monk in the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon. ”
Li Guo let out a long sigh: "Who is that begonia?" ”
"I don't know, but from the information I exchanged, Haitang should not be Chinese, and he should not be very old." Narcissus's index finger and thumb gestured to describe the small: "Seventeen or eighteen years old at most." The real identity is not clear, and that's the most annoying. ”
"How can it be unclear...... Li Guo was a little impatient: "If you want to cooperate, just be honest, okay?" ”
Narcissus took a big sip of hot water: "If I don't take the initiative to come out, can you know that I am Narcissus?" Dare you say you didn't see me when you went to the supermarket? ”
Li Guo was stunned: "I really haven't seen ......"
", I opened the biggest supermarket on the street! I work part-time as a boss and cashier. Narcissus was quite resentful of Li Guo's neglect: "Could it be that you turn a blind eye to me with such ice muscles and jade bones?" ”
Li Guo understood as soon as he heard it: "You said that commissary...... My aunt said that everything sold in it had expired, and I had never been in it once. ”
Narcissus's face turned red when she heard this, her white face was full of pink anger, she looked very beautiful and a girl at all...... "Okay, next time I'll take care of your business." Li Guo said, and took out the note that Lily gave him in the morning from his pocket: "Do you know Rachel?" ”
"Rachel?" Mo Chou and Narcissus questioned at the same time.
Sister Xue pondered for a while: "Is it the one that Monk Jianzhen brought to the book?" ”
Li Guo nodded: "It is said to be that one." ”
"It's a demon knife." Narcissus glanced at Li Guo suspiciously: "If the person who wears it can't control it, he will be hacked to death by its thunder." Without exception. ”
"The demon knife will not be more demonic than Lechuan Bridge." Amber, who had been eating and drinking without saying a word, patted her stomach, leaned back in her chair with a satisfied face, and said slowly: "This knife should be hidden or buried somewhere now, I haven't seen it for many years." On the contrary, the unruly demon knife of Muramasa occupied the mainstream media. ”
After Mo Chou finished the words of the two of them, he smiled faintly, and smiled very proudly: "It's just a small trick." ”
"Of course it's a little trick for you. But you don't know the power of the thirty-three magic weapons of the lily after they are fully arranged. Narcissus looked at Mo Chou playfully: "It's not weaker than you, Lechuan Bridge, I bet that if you let her take it, you will definitely not be Lily's opponent." At least not yet. ”
Mo Chou didn't speak, just snorted quietly, then took Li Guo's hand and said while shaking: "Xianggong Xianggong, you really want to help Lily find something...... Do you like her? ”
Li Guo sighed: "I just wanted to take a vacation, and she promised to give me half a year off." ”
"That's good." Narcissus smiled very strangely: "Do you dare to believe Lily's words?" You might as well believe that the world is square. ”
Li Guo shook his head: "My instinctive feeling ...... She didn't lie to me this time. ”
"Then I don't care, you can go find it anyway. You can kill the dove tree by the way. Narcissus cocked Erlang's legs: "Jue Tong should also be over there." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "How can there be such a coincidence?" ”
"Don't forget, Gu worms are all placed on raw food, which shows that the people who are under Gu obviously don't know much about the food culture here, and most of the people in Gu have eaten seafood." Narcissus touched his chin: "And it seems that the IQ of the dove tree is not very high, it should be quite low." ”
Li Guo was immediately overjoyed by what he said: "How do you know that people's IQ is not high?" ”
"Empathy." Narcissus nodded her head very narcissistically: "Imagine what you would do if you were him?" ”
"That needle into the instant noodles and yogurt." Li Guo didn't think about it, and blurted out: "The winning rate is very high." ”
Narcissus glanced at Li Guo with unusual appreciation: "You are very suitable to be a criminal." ”
Li Guo's innocent sister Chaoxue spread her hands with Mo Chou: "It was he who told me to empathize......"
Sister Xue propped her hands on the table and looked at Narcissus: "Then in this case, I want you to give us half of the deposit first." ”
Narcissus was also refreshed, and without saying a word, he took out a huge brocade box from the converse backpack behind him, and handed it to Sister Xue: "There is a piece of He Shou Wu that I haven't eaten here, and the rest will be given to you after the matter is completed." ”
"What are you going to eat?" Sister Xue frowned, and took the brocade box: "Are you embarrassed to take out your hand?" ”
Having said that, Sister Xue still reached out and opened the brocade box, and as soon as she opened it, an inexplicable aura rushed out, and then a strong medicinal fragrance suddenly rose all over the room, and this medicinal fragrance even overshadowed the smell of the bottom of the hot pot, making the surrounding diners and waiters frequently look here.
When Sister Xue saw this scene, she immediately closed the brocade box and put it in her bag, and then nodded at Li Guo: "The goods are fine." The best He Shou Wu is almost fine. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly felt that Sister Xue was caught by the bird at this moment, and what she said was clearly what the drug dealer said when he handed over the money with one hand and the powder with the other...... "After you get there, I will contact you." I have a few tips to quickly identify if someone with special abilities is not. Narcissus rubbed his nose: "Also, the dove is very cruel, you must remember not to show mercy." ”
"You're not going either?" Li Guo lowered his voice and leaned into Narcissus's ear: "You tell me the truth." ”
Narcissus pushed Li Guo away and tidied up his clothes: "I don't want to go, Mo Mo's body can't bear it, once the water and soil are not adapted, it is likely to be life-threatening, and my teleportation technique is different from yours, I came here by relying on the giant sea." The Great Sea? Juhai ......"
Juhai Swallow Mountain, who was already drooling in the chair, was called like this, and woke up decisively, then wiped a handful of saliva from his mouth and cleared his throat: "What's the matter?" ”
Narcissus shook her head: "It's okay......"
Juhai swallowed the mountain, and then continued to lie down on the table...... "So, can't we go?" Li Guo sighed: "It's okay, anyway, things are all piled up." Solve it together, and solve it well. ”
(To be continued)