Chapter 129: Dad...... I am back.
When I entered the house, there was no heating in the south, but the temperature in the house was inexplicably a few degrees higher than outside, which seemed very suitable for human habitation. There were dishes on the table that had not been eaten at noon, and Li Guo opened the vegetable cover and picked a piece of pickled and crunchy radish strips with his hands.
"Let's all sit down for a while." Li Guo pointed to the rattan bench in his house: "Who is hungry?" ”
"I, me. Don't worry about being hungry. Mo Chou raised his hand: "Mo Chou is really hungry." ”
Li Guo smiled helplessly, Mo Chou, this soft girl, seems to maintain a state of semi-hunger as long as her eyes are open, no matter when she is allowed to eat, she can eat it.
Li Guo turned around and looked at the rice cooker, and found that there was still a lot of rice left in it: "I'll help you heat it, there are no good dishes, so let's eat some." ”
Mo Chou's eyes were full: "Xianggong, this is your mistake, how can there be so many good dishes and good food, and what can be eaten is good." After speaking, Mo Chou walked to the side of the rice cooker and touched the remaining half pot of rice inside: "It's still warm, Xianggong doesn't have to bother." ”
After speaking, Mo Chou picked up the inner liner of the rice cooker, walked to the table, poured down a few plates of leftovers, and then sat in the corner, took the soup spoon and began to snort and eat.
Halfway through eating, she seemed to suddenly remember something, and looked up at the stunned people around her: "You guys...... Do you eat? ”
Of course no one eats it...... The little new girl ate a lot of things on the plane, in her words, anyway, no money, how much can she eat, when she got off the plane, she ate her throat and eyes, and she had a stomach when she walked a few steps.
And after Qi Yingjie sent Li Guo and them here, he silently took two steps back: "I'll go and help you get the consignment back first......
After saying that, he left here in three steps and two steps like a ghost.
"Why is he so low-key all of a sudden?" Li Guo touched the back of his head, sat in the sunlight shining in through the window, and tilted his head very lazily: "This is the first time." ”
Li Mingxue looked for her favorite dish from Mo Chou's basin, and said to Li Guo: "Do you know what the president represents?" Even if he is a major shareholder, he is only a shareholder of this branch, and the president can directly let him get out of the way with a word. How dare he show it in front of you? ”
Li Guo nodded as if he was about to speak, when the landlord's sister suddenly poked Li Guo's waist: "Which room is yours?" ”
"That's the one with the robot cat poster on the door." Li Guo pointed to his room: "Do you want to sleep?" ”
The landlord's sister shook her head: "I'll take a look." ”
Li Guo got up and glanced at the little new girl who was playing happily with cats, dogs, and crystal lion Simba in the yard: "Remember to wash your hands when you play with the dog." ”
The little new girl agreed casually, but the big yellow dog was full of grief and anger at Li Guo, roared at Li Guo twice, and then lay on the ground motionless as if frustrated.
"You've hurt your self-esteem." Li Mingxue turned on the TV, smiled at Li Guo and said, "Its self-esteem is fragile." ”
Li Guo smiled helplessly: "Xiaotian, go and tear a ham sausage yourself." ”
When the big yellow dog heard this, his ears pricked up, he got up with a roar, got into the kitchen, and when he came out with ham sausage in his mouth, he was in a very good mood, and kept wagging his tail at Li Guo.
"Look at ......" Li Guo sighed, then grabbed one of the landlord's sister's fingers and pushed open his door: "This is my room." ”
The landlord's sister walked into the very well-lit room with a curious face, this room is not big, only a double bed and a large bookshelf, and a desktop computer. Then there is a small bedside table, which is probably where Li Guo put his underwear and socks.
After closing the door smoothly, the landlord's sister grabbed Li Guo's collar and fell to the bed.
"I love it here." The landlord's sister put her arms around Li Guo's neck, and the distance between the two faces was less than a centimeter: "I like it so much, I like it, this is what my dream home looks like." ”
Li Guo didn't reply, just pulled the quilt and covered himself.
But just when he was about to kiss the landlord's sister, the door was kicked open directly, and Li Mingxue stood at the door angrily: "Why are you so shameless?" It doesn't stop in broad daylight, and your mom is back. ”
Li Guo was almost scared into a ball at that time, and hurriedly jumped three feet high, quickly tidied up his clothes, and dragged the landlord's sister from the quilt with an embarrassed face. Then they coughed twice and came to the living room together.
After passing, Li Guo found that Guo's mother was squatting beside Mo Chou, asking something in a low voice, and Mo Chou blinked her big moist eyes or nodded or shook her head, her face flushed.
The landlord's sister took Li Guo's hand and whispered in his ear, "Your mother is so beautiful." ”
Although this is not said to Li Guo, Li Guo is still willing, after all, her mother is recognized as a great beauty, and she can write a good hand, play the violin, and speak four Chinese, and play StarCraft can also start to let Li Guo for thirty seconds.
Although she can't cook, she is still flawed overall, and she is an old mother who can definitely make Li Guo proud.
"Mom......" Li Guo shouted.
Guo Ma turned her head to look at him, then actually regarded him as nothing, and then continued to talk to Mo Chou. Until the little new girl ran in from the outside with the old cat in her arms.
"Dad, who is this sister?" Xiaoxin's sister is really Bingxue smart, although Guo's mother is very temperamental and beautiful, but she can't tell her age at all like Li Mingxue, and there are still some crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, which can only be said to be a very charming middle-aged woman, and she is categorically incompatible with the girl.
However, the voice of the little new girl directly attracted Guo's mother's attention. She turned her head to look at the dirty little new girl, frowned, and glared at Li Guo: "You have to call grandma." Not a sister. ”
The little new girl looked pure and natural, and nodded as if she didn't understand: "But Dad said that when you see a young and beautiful woman, you have to call it sister." ”
It's amazing...... The little new girl is too powerful. Li Guo thought that he would be scolded by his father and mother for not educating the little new girl well. But now what the little new girl says, where is it like a four-year-old child can say it, this is like a specially trained little spy.
Guo's mother stood up and walked towards Xiaoxin's sister, and when she passed Li Guo, she glared at him again and whispered, "You're unlucky." ”
Li Guo chuckled in his heart, knowing that his wife was losing her temper there because of her life style. Although he is more or less a martial arts master now, when facing his wife...... It can only be like a son, if you want to kneel, you have to kneel, and if you want to beat it, you have to open your clothes.
At this time, Li Guo can only pin all his hopes on his still enlightened father, otherwise he will be forced to write a 5,000-word letter of repentance on the first day he comes back today...... "You are Xiaoxin, right?" Guo's mother hugged the little new girl: "Do you know who I am?" ”
The little new girl shook her head blankly, her eyes looked very innocent.
Guo's mother pointed at Li Guo: "I'm his mother." ”
"That seems to be really grandma...... the tone of the little new girl's expression is exactly what a four-year-old girl should be, and she can't find anything wrong with it at all: "Grandma, grandma, I'm hungry." ”
Guo's mother hummed and walked outside with a smile on her face: "Let's go, go wash your hands first." Then grandma cooks for you to eat. ”
Seeing Guo's mother's figure disappearing into the kitchen, Li Guo cried and laughed: "Xiaoxin is unlucky......"
The landlord's sister hummed suspiciously, and raised her head to look at Li Guo: "Why?" ”
"Because my sister-in-law cooks food, normal people can't eat it." Li Mingxue seemed to recall something bad: "But she has always thought that she is very good at cooking, and she loves to cook for others." ”
And Li Guo walked to Mo Chou, who was sitting quietly next to Wen Wen, squatted down, rested his arms on Mo Chou's knees, and asked in a low voice, "What did my mother tell you?" ”
Mo Chou glanced at Li Guo with a watery look, then looked around, and finally leaned into Li Guo's ear: "She asked Mo Chou if he was taken advantage of by his father-in-law." ”
Li Guo hurriedly asked, "...... you What do you say. ”
Mo Chou nodded as a matter of course: "Of course there is." I told my mother-in-law that my husband had been sharing the same bed with me for a long time. ”
As soon as Li Guo heard this, he sat on the ground. He kind of knew why Guo's mother was so cold to him...... This sharing bed is just an adjective in Mo Chou's mouth, and after being heard by Guo's mother, this "sharing bed and pillow" has become a verb...... And Li Guo had already told Mochou's age to Guo's father and mother, and now that he was okay, Li Guo's crime was implemented, if he guessed correctly, Guo's mother has now put the felony of "playing with underage girls" on his brain.
Li Mingxue sat close, obviously hearing it, she covered her mouth and lay on the sofa laughing like a cramp: "You died a ball." I also said that I want to sue you, and now I don't need me. I'll just fan the wind a little. ”
Li Guo was very helpless...... "Xianggong, did Mo Chou say the wrong thing?" Mo Chou put down the pot and pinched Li Guo's nose mischievously: "If you say something wrong, Mo Chou will go to help the prime minister explain, Mo Chou's palace sand is still there." ”
"Forget it." Li Guo stood up and sat down beside Mo Chou: "I'm in a catastrophe anyway, there is nothing else to do." ”
When Li Mingxue heard this, she smiled again and said, "Is it your matter of opening a harem?" Congratulations, Li Guo. ”
"Is there such an aunt as you?" Li Guo couldn't bear Li Mingxue's squeeze: "When the time comes, help me talk." ”
Li Mingxue pointed indifferently at the landlord's sister: "You dare to take the little one home, what can I say for you?" ”
And the landlord's sister shook her fingers and looked at Mo Chou: "If there is no accident, I am Li Guo's girlfriend." ”
Messy death...... Li Guo's head is big, this kind of causal logic, Li Guo will have a headache every time he thinks about it, and it hurts more and more the more he thinks about it, so Li Guosuo's surname rolled his eyes, this world has nothing to do with him.
"I'll go out for a walk." Li Guo smiled and looked at the bright and warm sunshine outside, and urinated with a move: "Who will go with me?" ”
"I hate the sun." The landlord's sister turned around and walked into Li Guo's room: "I play with the computer. ”
Li Mingxue shrugged: "I'm waiting for the complaint." ”
Only Mo Chou, like to stick to Li Guo like a small plaster, as soon as she heard Li Guo's words, she ate the rice in the small pot in two bites, and then followed Li Guo obediently without saying a word.
Li Guo smiled and walked out of the courtyard with Mo Chou, and after saying hello to Guo's mother who was cooking strange food in the kitchen, and the little new girl who was watching Guo's mother cook strange food, he waved to Xiao Tian, who was squatting in the yard. The two of them walked out of the yard as soon as they got a dog.
In late winter and early spring, although strictly speaking, winter has not yet passed, and the cold wind is still howling in the north at this time, but in the mountainous and hilly area of Liguo, every two or three o'clock in the afternoon, people can always feel a kind of spring.
"Don't worry." Li Guo took Mo Chou's hand: "Will you blame me?" ”
Mo Chou grinned, and teased Li Guo as if he was knowingly asking: "Xianggong, what do you want Mo Chou to blame you?" ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and pinched the little soft meat on Mo Chou's waist with his hand: "You are getting more and more naughty." ”
"Anyway, Mo Chou knows, there are some things that don't need to be said, and it's better not to say them than to say them." Mo Chou held Li Guo's arm: "If you really say anything, you feel hypocritical." ”
Li Guo hehe, he didn't expect Mo Chou to be so hidden, his force value was so high, and he didn't expect his IQ to be completely above everyone. usually looks natural and cute, but with such a ghost in his stomach, Li Guo suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
"Xianggong?" Mo Chou saw Li Guo's expression and smiled like a deceitful little fox: "Can't you believe that Mo Chou is so smart?" ”
Li Guo was amused by Mo Chou like this, he smiled and didn't speak, just tightened Mo Chou's hand hard, led her and continued to walk along the sunny path.
The path is not wide, at most it can allow a Mercedes-Benz car of Qi Yingjie to pass, the cement pavement has been somewhat cracked, and from the cracks stubbornly grow the kind of grass that seems delicate but green in all seasons.
At half past three in the afternoon, the winter sun pulled the shadow of Li Guo, Mo Chou and the very well-behaved dog, and the old elder slowly shook his hands on the dirty path, which was actually quite romantic.
"Xianggong, it's better to ...... here" Mo Chou stopped, his hands stirred the corners of his clothes, as if he had made up his mind: "Kiss Mo Chou here, Mo Chou likes to kiss." ”
Li Guo blinked his eyes, and found that Mo Chou's sister seemed to be addicted to kissing, and as long as she caught an opportunity to be alone with Li Guo, she would not let Li Guo go.
But Li Guo hesitated for about five or six seconds, after all, this road is the only way in and out of the residential area of his house, and none of the seven aunts and eight aunts around him know him Li Guo, this is going to be kissed on the street, and it was seen by the old ladies, and it is estimated that it is possible for Guo's mother to eat him.
Mo Chou saw that Li Guo didn't move for a long time, she stood on tiptoe, closed her eyes and pouted, looking like she was trying it at will.
And after Li Guo saw Mo Chou's appearance, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, turned his heart sideways, and directly hugged Mo Chou into his arms, and then kissed Mo Chou's mouth like a vicious dog pounced. Although Mo Chou still has a smell of sesame oil in his mouth, this does not affect the overall fluency surname.
But in this matter, Xiao Tian, who had always been very well-behaved, suddenly screamed loudly, and bit Li Guo's pants and pulled back. But Li Guo is enjoying it now, how can he have time to take care of it, just shake his feet and let it be quiet.
Sure enough, the dog's cleverness makes people happy, and as soon as Li Guo shook his feet, he immediately stopped tossing.
So Li Guo quietly enjoyed the long kiss with Mo Chou, but Li Guo still didn't have Mo Chou's breath, and in the end, it was Li Guo who couldn't hold back.
When Li Guo raised his head after the long kiss, he vaguely felt that something was not quite right around him. Then he turned around sharply and found a middle-aged man standing less than five meters away from Li Guo, smoking a cigarette and squinting in the sun. He is not tall, wearing a work uniform printed with a certain fertilizer factory, a mobile phone hanging in a sleeve on his belt, looking slightly rustic, gray hair, slightly dark skin, and a small jade pendant around his neck, which looks good.
Such a person will be directly hidden in the crowd wherever he goes.
But...... If others can't find it, it doesn't mean that Li Guo can't find it.
When he saw this man, he subconsciously jumped back a few times, rubbed his hands, and looked at the middle-aged man with anxiety, screaming weakly like a junior high school student who was smoking a cigarette and was found by the teaching director.
"Dad...... I...... I am back. ”
And the middle-aged man just laughed: "The technique is good, it's been almost ten minutes." ”
Li Guo: "......"
Mo Chou Dao was down-and-out and generous, and gently and skillfully went up to give Guo's father an ancient gift, called his father-in-law sweetly, and then quickly shrank behind Li Guo, put his hot face behind Li Guo, and then leaned on his shoulder and whispered: "Xianggong...... Mo Chou didn't feel when his father-in-law came......"
I once had a beautiful soft girl tell me.
"If one day, when everyone doesn't want me, will you want me?"
I nodded in agreement.
Unexpectedly, she married a man casually in the second year, that man was 1.68 meters, and his daily job was to play mahjong.
Later, the man also played a soft girl who was six months pregnant for a chicken.
When I heard this, I was very sad and disappointed, but I was helpless. After all, since the time when the soft girl paper got married, her life has completely been with me, no matter how resentful and unwilling she is, she can only turn into a smile of schadenfreude.
Sometimes I really feel like I'm damned.
I thought of something suddenly, and I would like to share it with you, I don't need money.
(To be continued)