Chapter 160: Sister Jiang's Mother's Conspiracy
On the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, in the evening, Ling Han received a call from his second mother-in-law, Sun Xiaomei, saying that she was inviting him to dinner in the evening to celebrate something!
Ling Han knew it in his heart, it goes without saying that his mother-in-law must have erased the word 'deputy', and she knew it when she heard her joyful voice, so she called the temporary 'madam' Sister Shen to ask for leave, saying that she might be late at night, and if she drank too much, she would go back to Yunxin Community, Sister Shen scolded the little pervert in her heart, but said that she was going to Xiang Xuemei at night, and she would not come back, Ling Han did not object, so it was arranged at night.
But he didn't hear it, Sun Xiaomei's joyful voice suppressed a trace of imperceptible peculiar smell, after hanging up Ling Han's phone, her eyes flashed with a bright light, little rabbit cub, you have a good calculation, the old lady let you live without the surname Sun...... Zou Yuehua, Zou Yuehua, you are too carried away, do you think that telling me that Ling Han plans to marry Su Liangliang can make our mother and daughter retreat? You're wrong, hey......
Sun Xiaomei has been thinking about this for the past two days, after Zou Yuehua quietly showed her off, she called her daughter Jiang Yun to confirm, Jiang Yun's tone was very tactful, and she didn't admit it at first, Sun Xiaomei called her twice more and asked her, she didn't say anything, just cried in her tone, that's enough, Sun Xiaomei still doesn't understand? The daughter is about to become a second wife, and when she thinks of this, her heart is like a knife.
Did you lose again this time? Sun Xiaomei's heart ignited a nameless anger, I am no longer the Sun Xiaomei of more than 20 years ago, Zou Yuehua, this time the old lady wants to take revenge on you, I admit that your husband Su Jingyang is an iron-clad man, I can't do anything about him, but what about your quasi-son-in-law Ling Han? He is the opposite of Su Jingyang, ha...... The old lady has a lot of tricks to make him obedient, you wait to see the old lady's methods......
"Liangzi Bodybuilding Paradise" is a place that Sun Xiaomei often frequents, the boss here is a classmate of her in the past, named Wei Qiaoqiao, is a middle-aged woman who scratches the wind and is gorgeous, in the early years she married an Indian businessman, and then her Indian husband suffered from a terminal illness, all day long to ask God to worship the Buddha to bless her long life, the business was handed over to her to take care of, she was not a business-minded person, she lost her essence in less than two years, and her husband also drowned, before her husband died of illness, she was hot with a younger head of the temple, after her husband died, she led Juntou Tuo back to Chinaγ
Although Toutuo was confused by women, his surname was not bad, and Wei Qiaoqiao got married after he was vulgar, and then he told Wei Qiaoqiao that he was actually more than 50 years old, just because he was proficient in yoga secrets, so he maintained a young face and vigorous energy, Wei Qiaoqiao moved his mind at that time, if this secret method is used to make money, it is estimated that there is a big market, which woman is not afraid of old age? So she consulted with Toutuo about it.
Toutuo told her that the effect of yoga is not short-term visible effect, five years to build a foundation, ten years to achieve a small success, but the effect of yoga secret art on improving the human body's microcirculation is very significant, practitioners can be radiant in a short period of time, energetic, appetite boosted, perseverance to benefit endlessly, but the secret art is not suitable for people over forty years old bone loosening people, because some limb twisting movements are enough to cause serious injury.
Sun Xiaomei was pulled by Wei Qiaoqiao thirteen years ago to become the first disciple of Toutuo, because Sun Xiaomei was working in the bank at that time, Wei Qiaoqiao wanted to take out some money from her relationship to do her business, and Sun Xiaomei was also broken by her daughter because of the 'ugly thing', and vowed not to come again, practicing yoga has become her spiritual sustenance, this cultivation is thirteen years, and as a result, Sun Xiaomei has become a spokesperson for 'beautiful posture'.
Now 46-year-old Sun Xiaomei and Xiang Xuemei stand together It is difficult to distinguish who is older, that smooth and exquisite makes people jealous, the skin on Zhou's body is plump and elastic, snow greasy and flexible, she also persuaded her daughter Jiang Yun to practice this technique, Jiang Yun, who had just graduated from school, also went to study for a few days, but it was really unbearable 'torture', and she cried home without insisting for a week, and then she was very envious of her mother's achievements, and decided to go to school before the age of thirty-five.
In fact, Sun Xiaomei spends most of her personal time in the bodybuilding park, "Liangzi" has been expanded and renovated several times, and is now the hottest fitness park in Xinjiang, but the threshold for joining the club is to make ordinary people daunted, and the down payment for learning yoga is 78,000 yuan, and it is not purely for female surnames, and it also opens a male surname doppelganger project, saying that it can 'strengthen the body', and the actual effect is to insist on five years before it changes, how can ordinary people have that perseverance? After trying for two or three months, he gave up, thinking that 'Liangzi Yoga' is ineffective for men, and Wei Qiaoqiao can't be cheeky to explain to others that 'you will be as strong as King Kong in five years', so you have to give a face, and then Suo Xing fooled ordinary people and opened an ordinary fitness program.
Sun Xiaomei has a specific luxury fitness room in 'Liangzi', a lounge in the inner sleeve, sometimes she stays here if she doesn't go home, since last year's reconstruction, 'Liangzi' has gone up a notch, and the bank loan is also the way she thinks, for Wei Qiaoqiao, she is the God of Wealth aunt.
'Liangzi' is quite complete with supporting facilities, has formed its own style, including its own restaurant launched a health care cuisine, the business is quite hot, people who are not fit and not want to come here to catch up with the fashion, Sun Xiaomei here to enjoy all the free treatment, want to eat, want to drink, want to play, bowling alley, swimming room, billiards, gym and so on with her, in fact, this is equivalent to returning to their own home.
Today, she brought Ling Han here to implement her plan, this plan was carefully deduced by her after two days of planning, and put this little rabbit cub in, so that he will not be able to get rid of the shadow of his own in the future, since you don't give the old lady a son-in-law, the old lady has the right to recover the debt for her daughter, you little Chen Shimei will treat Jiang Yun as a second wife? Is the old lady's baby daughter a second wife?
On the phone, he told Ling Han that he was in 'Liangzi' No. 808 and asked him to come up, Ling Han also suspected something, he knew that this was a paradise with women's surnames as the main fitness, and he also knew that Sun Xiaomei's beauty could maintain her appearance had a great relationship with yoga, but he didn't know if 'Liangzi' had run an incognito service, as if 'that life' had never heard of any negative things about 'Liangzi' being exposed, it should be considered formal.
The elevator stops on the sixth floor, non-members can't go up any further, or Wei Qiaoqiao personally came to greet Ling Han, this woman scratches the girl and is also smooth and smooth, but her eyes are too bold, and the average young person will be afraid of her, she has been rich in the past two years, and her face is also rippling with the noble expression of Futai's gorgeousness, and I have heard Sun Xiaomei say that 'Ling Han' is her quasi-son-in-law, so she will not snub him, because of "Reservoir Crisis" and the Qinghepu earthquake, there are very few people who have never heard of Ling Han's name, and I saw it today. The real person's heart secretly praised, it is really a peerless wind vane, it is really eye-catching.
After sending Ling Han in, Wei Qiaoqiao didn't stay long, but when she saw that Sun Xiaomei was still wearing a bundle of fitness clothes, she was slightly stunned, speaking of which the bundle of fitness clothes was thin and pitiful, and it was almost the same as not wearing clothes, what does Xiaomei mean by this? Can a mother-in-law face her son-in-law like this? With such a question, I closed the door and left, I have time to ask her, I have been cheating for more than ten years, why don't you want to come to that trick 'fertilizer water does not flow into the fields of outsiders'?
When this perverted thought swept through Wei Qiaoqiao's mind, she couldn't help but palpitate, shouldn't it? Unless Xiaomei loses her mind......
Of course, she wouldn't have thought that Sun Xiaomei had lost her mind, and Ling Han couldn't help but blush with embarrassment when she saw Sun Xiaomei's appearance.
Sun Xiaomei's body is in a strange posture at this time, as if it is the appearance of 'Yan Solo Flying', the lower arms are stretched out flat against the ground, the lower legs are also close to the ground, the toes are straight, the upper legs are bent back, and the hands are turned back from the shoulders to hook the toes, this action is very exaggerated, making Ling Han feel that she looks like a dance artist, the light cyan corset is so thin that you can see the snow flesh inside, the smooth curve perfectly outlines the original shape of her body, the double peaks on the chest are angry, the bumps are inseparable, the waist, hips, and legs are almost **, It was still wide apart, and if it weren't for the thong crotch pants with a coat in the leg groove, the situation would only be terrifying, and at this time, a solid buttocks were twisted by the folded legs.
"You sit down first, Ling Han, Auntie will finish in five minutes, it's really not the right time for you to come......" Sun Xiaomei blushed, pretending to be shy, and seeing that Ling Han was really even more embarrassed, she said, "Why don't you go inside?" Are you embarrassed? Actually, it's nothing, bodybuilders, don't they all dress like this? Scold...... By the way, you haven't been in touch with Jiang Yun in the past two days? I heard her say that you can still have a mistress outside? β
"Huh? How so...... Auntie, I'm ...... Don't listen to her guesses, women are so suspicious," Ling Han was very empty-hearted.
"Right? That's no wonder, you're so red, handsome and young now, it's normal for a bunch of women to chase after you......"
"It's okay, besides, how many people are better than my sister Jiang? I'm not so visionless, Auntie, you can also help me say a few kind words. β
"That's okay, you lick Auntie well, it's a little bit of a matter to say good things, I think you have more things to do with Auntie, right?" Sun Xiaomei smiled, her cordial attitude was still the same, and there was no strange look at all, but she was sneering in her heart, watching the old lady play with you.
"I should lick my aunt, you command, as long as I can do it, I will do my best, and I will never disappoint you."
Sun Xiaomei smiled, "Auntie is happy today, I'll give you a chance to lick it, pretty and her mother said you danced well?" β
"Huh?" Ling Han bared his teeth and said in his heart, Mother Zou, you also told her about this? "What's that...... Not very good at jumping, huh......"
"Yo...... Look at your modesty, she Zou Yuehua can let you dance with him, is it that I, Sun Xiaomei, don't have this qualification? β
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm really bad enough to dance, always stepping on people's feet, huh...... Auntie is elevated, she should celebrate. β
"Let's go dance after dinner in a while, what do you have to take the opportunity to tell Auntie, this is your chance, there is no such shop in this village."
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"Hey, Yuxiang, I didn't see dazzles, did I? Is it really my sister? Sun Xiaotong still asked Miao Yuxiang in disbelief, with a surprised expression.
Miao Yuxiang glanced at her angrily, "What's this?" Ling Han can be your sister's son-in-law, is it strange for them to be together? I guess Ling Han is with your sister for the loan, and your sister has just moved her position, so he can't go over and lick it? β
In the hazy night, the Xiangyu flagship was brightly lit, looking at the backs of her sisters Sun Xiaomei and Ling Han in front of her who did not enter the hall, Sun Xiaotong's expression was a little strange, and she said to Miao Yuxiang: "Why don't we go over and have a good time?" My sister and Ling Han won't say anything, so I just happened to talk about something. β
"Don't you be blind to peace, no one knows about your sister coming here, especially acquaintances, didn't you expose her 'scars' in the past?"
Thinking about those special services here, Sun Xiaomei's face flushed, could it be that her sister is also ...... She and her brother-in-law are also famous, and they may be true...... I really don't dare to think about it, if my sister really wants to do that, it's understandable, isn't it the same for me? The sisters' lives are really miserable.
The masquerade ball was crowded, and it was open to ordinary members, with nearly 1,000 people crowded here, and the scene could be described in four words: chaotic; The music vibrates, passion flies, screams, whistles, laughter, scolding, and roars merge into a deafening cacophony.
Strange and different forms of delicate masks protect everyone's faces, no one can know each other here, if you don't hold hands, you can't find anyone in a blink of an eye, Sun Xiaomei's energy is beyond Ling Han's expectations, she holds her hands high, and the pair of slender legs, slightly bent her knees and shook her buttocks, she carried out this action for half an hour, and the rise of the play also leaned her back against Ling Han's arms and arched his groin with her big buttocks, and hurriedly grabbed Sun Xiaomei's waist with both hands to push her away before she reacted below, Otherwise, the situation will be awkward.
What kind of person Sun Xiaomei is, she naturally knows that this little pervert is unbearable, and she laughs secretly in her heart, little rabbit cub, the fun is behind, the old lady will play you half to death today, hehe...... The twist finally ended, and Sun Xiaomei wrapped her arms around Ling Han's neck very openly, and her lips were close to his ear.
"Ling Han, I seem to be twenty years younger, I'm really happy, have you accumulated? Let's go to the small ballroom for romance, heh......"
Ling Han smiled bitterly, my grandmother-in-law, what is there to be romantic between me and you? Who am I looking for to vent my fire? I thought so in my heart, but I still let Sun Xiaomei leave, the small dance hall is really musical, and the romantic atmosphere is very suitable for a pair of lovers.
"You go sit over there, I'll ask for two cocktails, I'm happy today...... Don't give me a sad face, be careful that I clean you up? β
"Why, I'm so happy... Heh..."Ling Hanxin said that Sister Jiang's spiciness, which is inherited, and her pretty eyes are all the same.
Sun Xiaomei came to the front of the bar, "Give me two cups of blood Mary...... she counted the banknotes, and then took out a small paper bag from another pocket, and after opening it, it was a pill the size of a white soybean, and when she served the wine, she shook it into the cup in her right hand with a dexterous swing of her fingers.
The pill dissolved in liquid, and in an instant it turned into a pile of small bubbles that bubbled upward, and when it came to the table, the vision in the cup had returned to its original state.
"Come, Ling Han, this glass of wine is a celebration of Auntie's promotion......" Sun Xiaomei's refreshment can be seen from the posture of drinking, and she is dry.
When they drank the wine, the waiter brought a plate of dried fruits, and said politely, "You two...... Is there anything else you need? β
Ling Hanxin said that it was better to talk about things or to have a bottle of wine, so as to save her a while to dance, it was very embarrassing, and the experience of dancing with Zou Yuehua made him palpitate, and then Sun Xiaomei threw him an inquiring look, which means that you decide, I will listen to you.
"Then ...... Let's have a bottle of Snow Tree Vodka......" Ling Han put down the cup, he didn't know that Sun Xiaomei had been drugged in the wine he had drunk.
The waiter nodded, Sun Xiaomei actually didn't drink foreign wine much, and she didn't understand it very well, but she also knew that vodka was one of the spirits, she glanced at her watch casually, silently calculated the time when Ling Han made a fool of herself in her heart, and asked, "Vodka is a strong bar?" β
"Heh... Snow Tree is Polish vodka, okay, the taste is smooth, with a hint of vanilla, not as punchy as Russian vodka. β
Sun Xiaomei sighed, it's good to drink a few more glasses, so as to save him from being ugly and suspicious for a while, "Are you looking for an aunt or talking about a loan?" β
"Heh......" Ling Han smiled and said, "I took out a loan so smoothly a few years ago, I'm afraid this errand will be mine in the future, who will Auntie take care of if she doesn't take care of me?" Even if I borrow more this time, it is impossible to borrow all from the Agricultural Bank of China, so I still have to go to Uncle Jiang for help in this matter. β
As soon as she heard him mention Jiang Wenbo, Sun Xiaomei's face sank, and she said with a little displeasure: "What are you looking for him?" How big is a few big money fans? You lick your aunt well, five or seven or six hundred million aunts can find a way for you, there is still a relationship in the province, don't open your mouth with him......"
Ling Han listened to it, and there was a look of doubt in his eyes, at this time, the waiter brought the snow tree, and only left after opening the lid, Sun Xiaomei saw the look on his face, and immediately sighed, and roughly said that she and her husband were 'famous and unshared', "Come, drink......"
The depression and loneliness she showed at this moment made Ling Han feel quite pitiful, on the surface, everything seemed to be quite harmonious, but it turned out that this was the case.
In the intermittent ten-minute conversation, the two drank most of the bottles of wine, Sun Xiaomei was also a little weak-hearted, I heard Jiang Yun say, this kid is very shrewd, he has to cover up the effect of the pill, so he poured him full of wine, saw that the time was almost up, and said, "Drink and dance." β
When the two of them entered the dance floor, a bottle of snow tree was basically done, as Sun Xiaomei guessed, don't look at the snow tree's smooth taste like silky tulips, but this wine is still very strong, her steps are inevitably a little vain, her heart is beating faster, her face is red and panting, but she still tries to restrain herself, although the alcohol is very big, but she knows in her heart that her panic at this time is very related to the trap set to clean up Ling Han.
No matter how deep and how big the hatred is, the other party's daughter's beloved man, once it develops according to his own plan, it will be difficult to end in the future, but when he thinks of Zou Yuehua's pride from his bones, he hates it in his heart, alas...... I always have to play tricks on him tonight, let this kid make a fool of himself, don't think that the old lady is as easy to mess with as Yun'er, Yun'er is good to your kid, but your kid is a white-eyed wolf, hum!
Ling Han half-hugged the 'second mother-in-law' and was very worried, she obviously drank too much wine, and Xueshu had a lot of stamina, but when she talked about her feelings just now, it should have touched her sadness, so she couldn't help but drink a few more glasses, and she was also accompanied by herself, and she was also blushing and heartbeating at this moment.
I don't know if Sun Xiaomei is pretending, in short, half of her body leans against Ling Han, and the closer she gets, the unique fragrance of the female surname drills into his nostrils, and the worst thing is that she can't stop kneading Ling Han's hand, the soft and boneless feeling makes Ling Han's already uncontrollable feeling rush up, at this moment Ling Han really didn't suspect that the filling of the meat leg leg was related to what pill, and the last time I danced with Zou Yuehua, I also had this experience.
The embarrassing scene really reappeared, Ling Han quietly turned his body half sideways, afraid that the accidental touch of his body would make Sun Xiaomei notice something unusual, and Sun Xiaomei also guessed that he was almost up to time, and the other hand on his shoulder slid down weakly, and then passed under his ribs and wrapped around Ling Han's thick waist, just such a seemingly casual action eliminated the distance between the two people's bodies due to the distance between the two arms.
Under the cover of the mask, Sun Xiaomei's face could not be seen clearly, but her originally bright eyes were blurred at the moment, and she was drunk and became more and more coquettish.
Ling Han's body stiffened, and the arm holding her arm wanted to hold her some distance, but the other party's body was soft and soft, and he couldn't hold it at all.
"What do you have in your pants pocket? It's on my legs......" Sun Xiaomei's tone was lazy, pretending not to know, but in fact, her heart exploded, the little rabbit cub is so talented, no wonder she wants to pretend to be a flower thief, she was talking in her mouth, and her thighs touched Ling Han with the movement of her steps.
Ling Han twisted his head and rolled his eyes, I'm leaning, is it an aphrodisiac today? Why is it going up so much...... Because the restraint of the underwear was still oppressed, but as he walked around, he continued to 'change and struggle', and the 'little rabbit' actually came out of the crack on the right side of the underwear...... Sun Xiaomei asked him at this moment, he didn't know how to answer, he and Zou Yuehua were at the same touch last time, but this time he kept 'teasing' Sun Xiaomei.
"Hey, what's it......" Sun Xiaomei gritted her silver teeth secretly, the old lady cut it out, anyway, you don't want Yun'er to be a white-eyed wolf, and the old lady will destroy you...... In his mind, suppressing the feeling of fierce and wild beating, he withdrew the hand that was holding his waist and leaned towards the two of them......
Ling Han was still planning how to answer her words in her mind, so she pinched Sun Xiaomei, and the things were stronger through the outer pants and warm pants, and Sun Xiaomei said something that she almost laughed at, "Eggplant?" Then I started pinching...... The old lady is playing you to death......
"Ahem...... No...... Auntie, you drank too much, Auntie...... Let's go sit down...... Ling Han's men wanted to pull Sun Xiaomei away.
At this time, Sun Xiaomei woke up as a 'shock', she pretended to be too 'stupid' if the play continued, it was time for the next plot, she raised her head in amazement and looked at Ling Han with a very 'shocking and complicated' gaze, expressing the emotion in her heart, "Ling Han...... Are you, are you still human? β
Then Sun Xiaomei began to act, her eyes changed with various expressions such as 'heartbroken', 'ashamed and indignant', 'embarrassed', Ling Han was the first time to encounter such an embarrassing situation that she couldn't deal with, and when she was about to speak, Sun Xiaomei had already slapped her in the face, 'slap', and then threw away Ling Han and turned around and ran back to her seat, and a few pairs of men and women looked at Ling Han in amazement, fortunately there was a mask to cover it, otherwise it would be too big.
Due to the dimness of the small dance floor and the flickering lights, no one paid attention to the strangeness on Ling Han's body, and he also ran over in a panic.
(To be continued)