Sichuan, in a deep mountain.

I said. If you do this, you're going to get into trouble, right? Father Bird sat on the eye of a giant formation with a diameter of two kilometers, and his expression was deep: "I'm a little apprehensive. ”

Guo Dad waved his hand, lit a cigarette, and looked at his watch and the sun that had been blocked by most of his head: "It should be fine...... bar. ”

"Bastard, you! You slut! Father Bird suddenly became angry: "You let me be the eye, you are not sure if there is anything to do!" I'm gone! ”

Guo Dad looked at the sky while looking at his watch: "I'm afraid that I won't come." What are you afraid of, there are tens of thousands of swords here to protect you, even the king of heaven can't move you, aren't we just gold. ”

"Do you think my name is the Golden-winged Dapeng Bird, and I am golden......" Bird's father said in a sad voice: "I am Mu Xiang...... Wood Phase......"

Guo Dad didn't pay any attention to him, and looked back and forth at Croton and Bird's Mother, as well as the four old men who were arrayed in a four-elephant position next to him: "Fourth Master, do you dare to vomit bubble gum?" This is a formation, so don't blow bubbles. ”

The old man on the Suzaku seat opened his eyes and looked at Guo Dad, and then spit the big bubble gum in his mouth on the ground with a pop, and then coughed: "It's not coming, is it?" ”

Guo Dad shook his head: "It has a deep grudge against us, and eighty percent of it won't come." Otherwise, it will be the turn of this old bird. ”

"You don't get me cheap and good there." Father Bird sat in the eyes of the array and smoked anxiously, and scolded at Father Guo: "Are you willing to do this? ”

Guo Dad shook his head indifferently: "It's almost time." Four masters, let's get started. ”

The old men in the four elephant positions glanced at each other, and then a sword rushed out behind them, and the tip of the sword was pointed at the bird father in the array...... "Wait...... Wait! ”

Suddenly, an unfamiliar voice came from behind everyone, a pure Beijing accent, and there was a bit of ruffian in the voice.

As soon as he called, everyone turned around and looked at him, only to see two men appear out of thin air outside the formation that had been blocked by the blinding method.

Both men looked to be in their thirties, silly...... But although they are silly, they are all very handsome, and one of them is a foreigner, carrying a Nokia travel bag on his back, which looks quite old.

"It's good to catch up. Old dog, you **, I told you, let you not go to the buffet. In case it's late, Master plucks your skin. The foreigner walked towards Guo's father, and scolded the handsome young man beside him in his mouth: "It's all a father, your daughter must know that she has such a ** father, and she will hate you for the rest of her life." ”

The handsome man next to him snorted: "I don't know which turtle knows that he is going on a business trip today, and he has been hungry since last night, and he has eaten twenty-eight fried small steamed buns and fifteen crabs and half a catty of abalone today." ”

The foreigner snorted on the ground: "You **, obviously went to eat more than 200 beautiful leopards, you specially picked tofu skin cabbage and boiled spinach, and the five-yuan package you ate at the spicy hot stall downstairs at home was more hearty than what you ate today, saying that you drowned when you were a child, and you insisted that you were anaerobic exercise." What the hell are you going to make trouble? ”

"I'm a wipe ......" The handsome man was completely defeated, and the two of them had already walked in front of Guo Dad.

The foreigner coughed, and a standard Jianghu fist salute was released, and then suddenly kicked the handsome young man: "Paralysis, you have to press your right hand with your left hand with your fist, and your right hand to press your left hand is to report the funeral." It's okay if you're embarrassed at home, don't embarrass Lao Tzu everywhere. ”

Guo Dad was confused by these two people, and looked at the two people sideways: "You are?" ”

"Tianshumen, I was ordered by the master to assist the Daoists of Shushan to reinvigorate the avenue." The foreigner casually gestured to the young man next to him: "This is a heavenly dog, I'm afraid you don't have enough time, so I'll bring it out to help." ”

"Your sister's." The young man grabbed the foreigner's neck with his hand: "Lao Tzu is a tengu, your sister is a dog." ”

Guo Dad was stunned...... The castle tower, the most mysterious and strange sect from ancient times to the present. It is recorded that this sect has existed from ancient times to the present day, and it is definitely much longer than any other sect, but in fact, no one knows where this sect exists, or even what they do. The only thing I know is that there are only two people in each generation of this sect, and these two people are all peerless masters in ten thousand.

Can...... No matter how Guo Dad looked at the two uncharted guys in front of him, he didn't feel like a peerless master who was unique in a million, but like a little ruffian who was used to eating and other dead things.

"What's that......" The foreigner flicked his bangs: "Actually, don't look at me as a foreigner, I'm white-skinned and yellow-hearted, and my English level is still in the second semester of my sophomore year of high school...... Don't be too surprised, so get started. I'll help you. ”

As he spoke, he took out all sorts of strange things from his bag, including rune paper, spices, and a lot of spell casting materials.

Most of the people present were knowledgeable, and among the spices and materials, there were thousands of years of camphor and ice-crystal-like ambergris, as well as the extremely heavy black golden sand...... as well as the yellow powder that exuded a rich aroma with a very strange appearance "These things are precious...... the foreigner held the large number of things in his hand quite painfully: "Tens of millions...... Old dog, you hurry up and set up the formation, give you ten seconds. ”

The handsome black-haired guy sighed, and after taking the materials, his speed increased suddenly...... "Tengu? Guo Dad only had time to interject at this time: "Is it an official person?" ”

The foreigner nodded: "It's a civil servant." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the man who went out to set up the formation had already run back empty-handed: "It's gone." ”

"If it's gone, it's not ......" the foreigner suddenly woke up: "What! Gone! That's enough for me to use five times...... Are you trying to find fault? ”

Tengu nodded: "That's right, it's to find fault." ”

"Grandson, you wait for Lao Tzu." The foreigner was anxious, pointed at the tengu and scolded: "Wait for Lao Tzu to go back and tell your daughter-in-law!" Say that you can't do anything serious, and you're a loser. ”

At this time, Croton suddenly appeared in front of Tengu, his eyes turned into dark green vertical stripes, and he looked at Tengu with excitement.

"Big sister...... Eldest sister...... Will you let me go? Let's all be honest and benevolent, stop playing cat and dog wars. I can't beat you. Tengu subconsciously stepped back: "Really...... I'm a companion dog......"

"Are you afraid of being beaten up if you go back with a woman's incense?" After the foreigner teased, he looked at the sun in the sky: "There are still fifteen seconds, and it is said to be a total eclipse." That one...... What do you call a Taoist friend? ”

"Lee, like water." Guo's father also hugged his fists: "When it is successful, I will treat you to a good meal in the evening." ”

The foreigner shook his arms and took off his coat, and his upper body was densely packed with shiny small formations: "For this meal, I let it go!" Mocking the wind, your uncle lends me five minutes of strength! ”

Guo Dad collapsed at that time...... The first time I heard the boss swear when he borrowed power...... And Guo Dad didn't have time to think about it, so he also turned his head: "Four masters...... Here we go. ”

"Four elephants, ten thousand swords!"

As soon as the words fell, the power of heaven and earth was wrapped in heavy sword light, including tens of thousands of swords, including the unsheathed Zhan Lu and the black and white seal, in the heavy thunder light, straight into the sky. The sword array and the heaven and earth array instantly resonated, and a huge vibration rumbled through.

And the whole mountain under Guo's feet actually gradually floated...... "According to the National Earthquake Administration, at 13:15 pm on the 19th, an earthquake of magnitude 6.5 on the Richter scale occurred in Sichuan, with the epicenter located 400 kilometers north of Chengdu. However, it may be accompanied by other geological disasters, and the officers and men of a certain unit stationed in Sichuan have rushed to the disaster area to block the passage. In order to avoid casualties among the honest and benevolent members. ”

When Li Guo was watching TV, he suddenly saw such a one. He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought that his father was going to Sichuan, so he quickly took out the phone and dialed it.

But on the other end of the phone, there was a busy signal that couldn't be reached because there was no signal...... "My dad will be fine, right?" Li Guo touched his chin: "Eighty percent won't ......"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Guo's phone rang, and when he picked up the phone, it was really Li Rushui.

"Dad...... Don't you have no signal?" Li Guo asked curiously: "Why are you so noisy over there?" ”

Li Guo heard from the phone that there were endless sounds of staggering, dry and having another drink, and there was also the bird father who was drunk and sang Cui Jian's nothing...... "It's okay...... We'll be back in the evening. This entertains guests too. Guo Dad's voice was also the most smoky: "Be careful yourself in the future, I can't protect you for the rest of your life." ”

After saying that, Guo Dad hung up the phone. Li Guo, who was left with only a question mark, went back and forth on the sofa to reflect on his father's inexplicable words.

Out of the sheath and Zhan Lu had already flown back, but it refused to tell Mo Chou what was going on over there, so Mo Chou, who was angry, locked himself and out of the sheath in the room and communicated for half an afternoon.

The bird spirit is taking a nap, while the landlord's sister and Amber are in the kitchen to study how to stew the 400-kilogram sunfish, and the little new girl and the turtle sister are grilling oranges over charcoal at the door. Only the bored Li Guo was left in the room, watching the TV in solitude.

The screens above are all reporting on the total eclipse, saying that most parts of the country can observe the complete total eclipse, saying that this kind of astronomical prosperity is rare for decades. There are also experts who specially came out to refute the rumors, saying that this is not a precursor to the end of the world, but just a normal Earth-Moon orbit problem, and Li Guo is really boring to listen to.

"Tomorrow is the New Year." Li Guo crossed Erlang's legs, eating bitter and hard-to-swallow roasted oranges, while chatting with the disabled Zhijian: "Do you have any New Year's messages for me?" ”

"Nope." Zhijian's voice sounded quite lost: "You don't take me to cut people." ”

"How can you be so perverted." Li Guo took a sip of the disabled Zhijian: "Still slashing people, what are you thinking about?" ”

The blade of the crippled sword sometimes swallowed golden light, and sometimes disappeared completely, obviously looking inexplicably boring.

"I'm wondering when I'm going to be able to become a full sword again, Bun Friend." The disabled Zhijian sighed deeply: "I had a dream that day, I dreamed that I had become a handsome guy, and then I was licking out the sheath girl...... I think I'm so perverted myself. ”

Li Guo was silent for a while, he was really confused by the disabled Zhijian: "Why lick ......?"

"Because...... Because ...... "physically handicapped and determined to swallow, and finally seemed to have made up his mind: "Because I am an incomplete male silver!" ”

Defeated to you...... Li Guo silently stuffed the disabled Zhijian, who was singing a sad tune, under the sofa cushions. Then he started fiddling with his new phone.

But not long after playing, the phone suddenly rang again, looking at the rather unfamiliar number, Li Guo was stunned before picking up the phone: "Is it Li Guo?" ”

"Yes......" Li Guo became more and more strange, it was a girl's voice on the phone, and it was definitely not any voice he was familiar with: "Are you?" ”

"Wenwen, high school classmate." The voice over there was delicate: "We have a class reunion on the second day of the Lunar New Year, and we haven't been together for many years...... This year there are a lot of people, everyone is coming, you must come. It's best to bring your other half with you. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, turned his head and looked at the other half who belonged to him...... It seems a little inappropriate to bring it with you...... This kind of class reunion, especially the one that can bring the other half, is what Li Guo hates the most. In order to show that they are more capable, rich, and beautiful than others, they simply do everything. If you want to bring bird spirit or Mo Chou like this, it is estimated that at least half of those people will die, and if you bring the landlord's sister, the enemy will be wiped out...... And amber, eighty percent of them won't take care of Li Guo. If you turn around in a big circle, it can only be Sister Xue, but Sister Xue is now more than forty meters, which can overwhelm the building.

It's really embarrassing...... "Hey? Why don't you speak? The self-proclaimed Wenwen, the scratching little class flower in high school, smiled on the other end of the phone: "It doesn't matter if you don't have the other half, remember to come, I will send the address to your mobile phone." Remember to bring some money, a few hundred dollars should be available, right? If not, I can help you out. ”

Li Guo smiled: "Thank you......"

After hanging up the phone, Li Guo began to feel a little depressed, he still had some vanity, according to this situation, he seemed to be able to only take his disability and determination...... "Don't think about it." You damned. Zhijian's voice suddenly came out from under the sofa cushions: "I refuse to go to any place full of ambiguity with you, I am a person with a girlfriend." ”

Li Guo's face was numb by him: "How can you know what I'm thinking?" ”

"You haven't severed your spiritual connection with me since just now, okay...... I also know that when you were in high school, you were more than the girl who called. Because you accidentally saw her pink little breasts when you were on duty. head, and then you go home and four times. The voice of the disabled Zhijian was lowly: "Youth, don't refuse to remember the absurdities of your youth. That's the precious treasure of your life...... What are you doing? ”

Li Guo lifted his crippled Zhijian with a black face and soaked it directly into the water tank of the flush toilet.

"You're so inhumane, Bun Friend." Zhijian, who is disabled, screamed in the toilet: "You are escaping reality!" You coward! Coward! You're a masturbator, a little king of porn, a perverted little young. I curse you for not lifting impotence, lifting but not firmness, and not standing firm after the age of forty-five! ”

Li Guo smiled: "Besides, I'll soak you in the toilet." ”

"Well, this time you've won." The disabled Zhijian sighed: "Who called us pot friends?" As a pot friend, I want to remind you that the young man does not know the preciousness, and the old man looks at that empty tears. ”

Li Guo's face darkened, and he closed the lid of the water tank steadily: "You can reflect here for a while." ”

"Don't...... Don't leave me alone. I'm afraid of the cold, I'm afraid of the dark...... I'm afraid of loneliness. The disabled Zhijian protested loudly, and his voice was like a cry: "It's so cold, it's in your water tank all winter." are.you.my.snow.man, I'm stupid and stupid......"

Closing the toilet door, Li Guo suddenly felt that the world was suddenly clean...... At this time, he suddenly felt a pinprick pain in his head, which caught him off guard and fell to the sofa...... Thankfully, it was a moment, as if something had been shoehorned into his head, and it made him feel a little weird.

"Friend of the Basin, the Lock Demon Tower is calling you." The disabled Zhijian suddenly appeared on Li Guo's lap: "Don't try to lock me, you little bastard can jump in time and space, do you think I can't?" Hahaha......"

Li Guo rubbed his head: "The Lock Demon Tower called me?" ”

"Yes, that little tickler is calling you." The disabled Zhijian seemed to be quite disdainful of the three words of the Lock Demon Tower: "Because you used to be its container, it would be very lonely without you." ”

"You're coming back...... I can't get up without you. Come back quickly and put my testicles. Maru brought back......" The disabled Zhijian sang a crooked song that he had rewritten: "This is such a feeling. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Then I don't accept its call?" ”

"Then it will come to you someday." The disabled Zhijian was laughing, and the smile was absolutely sinister: "No one can know about this matter except you and me." I won't let you tell anyone, I don't believe you. ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and then opened his mouth: "An Hong, I miss you...... I want to sleep what I want, but I don't sleep ......"

"What is this...... Li Guo blinked his eyes: "What did you do to me?" ”

The disabled Zhijian smiled defraudingly: "This is my original secrecy **, I want revenge!" Uncle and Shushan are incompatible! ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "How do I hear it, how do you feel like you are hating because of love?" But what do you want to tell me about it if you want to keep it a secret? ”

"How do you know...... the disabled Zhijian seemed to be quite surprised: "The secret, if there is always one more person who knows, I will be more comfortable." Let me tell you, in fact, when the spirit of the Lock Demon Tower is in your body, you can transform into a shape. You'll see it when that little ticker goes crazy one day thinking about it. ”

"Headache...... Li Guo stinged again: "It doesn't need to be summoned so often, right?" ”

"You swear to keep it a secret, and I'll tell you." The disabled Zhijian snorted: "Swear! ”

Li Guo knew that this must be a harmless thing, although Zhijian was disabled and looked quite good, but after Li Guo contacted him during this time, he found that in fact, this guy was full of a good guy complex like a superhero. The bad things they do are all just pranks.

"Okay, I swear." Li Guo also made a vicious oath: "If I say it, the milk I drink for the rest of my life will be expired." ”

The disabled Zhijian thought for a while: "Hmm...... OK. Come, come over to the uncle. ”

(To be continued)