Chapter 4 I am Li Guo, who are you?
The sharp stinging sensation made Li Guo wake up from his dream in an instant, but when he opened his eyes, the scene in front of him made him unforgettable for the rest of his life.
A young girl, a thin sword shining with blue light, a half-drawn light gauze skirt, a pair of bright eyes, a pair of bright teeth, a trace of cloud pine snails, a kind of light and angry charm, it is like a dream.
After Li Guo looked at it for a while, he only felt his heart tremble, and he unconsciously spit out four words in his mouth.
"The Heroine Spends Her Life ......"
The girl who suddenly appeared in the room, her fingers hooked lightly, and the thin sword that was not held in her hand at all was like a remote-controlled small plane, and it advanced a few centimeters towards Li Guo's neck again, although it didn't touch the flesh, but the sword qi on it was like a substance had poked Li Guo couldn't breathe.
"Today, I can't spare you. Child thieves deserve to be punished for their crimes. However, there is no nameless ghost under the sword, and you will be named, so that your body will be in a different place. The girl's expression was full of murderous aura, as if she had equated Li Guo with a dead man.
Li Guo opened his mouth wide, what was happening in front of him now was too supernatural, where the hell did this girl come from? And what is that sword around his neck? Also, what is a child prostitution? Although Li Guo likes Xiaoxin girl very much, he has never thought about the aspect of a perverted uncle.
In his opinion, only the little new girl and his mother's kind of woman with a small waist can be called a woman.
Where did this white-clothed Shengxue's little lady skin tell that he Li Guo was a strange uncle?
"Silver thief, don't worry about counting to three, if you don't report your name again, don't wonder you don't leave a whole corpse." Xiao Niangpi divided her hands, and a sword was forcibly split in front of Li Guo, turning into three swords, and each sword corresponded to a key point for Li Guo.
Li Guo took a few deep breaths, didn't dare to move, and stared at the nervous little girl: "First, Lao Tzu is not a silver thief, I am her godfather." Second, how did you get into my room? Third, do you know the law of homicide? ”
"Is that true?" After hearing Li Guo's words, Xiao Niangpi looked at Li Guo suspiciously, and merged the swords in her hand into one again.
And at this moment, little Lori suddenly turned over, hugged Li Guo's arm, and chirped: "Dad......"
"Look at ......" Li Guo pointed at the little Lori: "Do you look at it?" ”
At this time, Xiao Niangpi carefully looked between Xiao Lori and Li Guo for a long time, and sighed, and pointed to the long sword with her left hand: "Return to the sheath!" ”
The long sword thought that he heard the dog knocking on the rice bowl, and thrust it into the wooden box behind the girl.
And after coming into contact with the crisis, Li Guo really saw this little girl who shouted and killed as soon as they met, and after seeing it clearly, he was really shocked.
What kind of beauty is this, Li Guo couldn't describe it for a while, the moonlight outside hit this little girl's body through the tempered glass window, and she was as beautiful as the night pearl on the emperor's head, nose, eyebrows, eyes, mouth, every place is not beautiful. It's so beautiful that Li Guo can't describe it.
"There was a misunderstanding in this matter, Mo Chou is here to confess, the green mountains do not change the green water and the long stream, if there is a fate to see you again, it is considered that Mo Chou owes you a favor." Xiao Niangpi apologized to Li Guo with a crisp and tender voice and a righteous expression.
Then, she pointed her finger out of the window: "Wave your hand, Xiao Xiao Ban Ma Ming." Unsheathed! ”
The long sword was extremely obedient and suspended at her feet, she jumped on the long sword lightly, stood steadily, and waved at Li Guo: "Don't worry about it, there will be a lot of offense, there will be a period later." ”
Li Guo suddenly stood up from the bed and pointed to the window: "No...... Didn't ......."
There was a muffled sound of "bang ......", and the little girl's sword went out, and the person stayed.
The sword flew far in the air, and suddenly found that the person standing on it had disappeared, and it turned sharply down, and drilled back along the opening where it had gone out, and once again stopped steadily beside the little girl, who was already faint and couldn't get up on the ground.
"This thing is 80% bulletproof, which company made it?" Li Guo jumped out of bed in his pajamas, hurriedly threw the nervous little girl's skin on the bed, and checked the damage to the window. There was a rectangular smooth cut under the window, which looked like the sword had done a good job. And where I was hit by the little girl's skin, there was no at all.
After Li Guo threw the little girl's skin on the bed, he began to check the room everywhere, but he found that all the doors and windows were locked from the inside, which is the only truth that Conan could not find out.
Little Lori also woke up leisurely at this time, and when she saw Li Guo jumping up and down like a monkey, and the woman in white was lying next to her, she suddenly cried out.
"Baby, what are you crying about?" After Li Guo heard the little Lori crying, he didn't bother to check the room, jumped directly next to her, and sat on the ass of the girl in white: "Good, uncle has beaten the villain to death." ”
"You asshole ......" Little Lori still cried non-stop: "You men don't have a good thing." ”
Li Guo was embarrassed, he didn't care about the long sword that was still buzzing on the ground, and twisted Xiao Lori's ears and scolded: "Who taught you all this messy things?" ”
"Mom......" Little Lori's crying upset Li Guo, but there was nothing she could do.
At this time, the girl under Li Guo's ass also woke up, feeling that she was being pressed by someone, and her head hurt so much that she couldn't lift up any strength, so she lay on the bed and scolded loudly: "Okay, you silver thief, dare to poison me!" ”
Li Guo was troubled by this, and his mind was as if he had injected half a catty of Lao Baigan, and he didn't know which side to explain in a trance......
"Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. Unsheathed! A loud cry came from the mouth of the little girl's skin under Li Guo's buttocks.
This is terrible, the long sword on the ground with this loud shout, suddenly glowing, and suddenly a gust of wind blew in the room, as long as it can be destroyed, all of them are scum. And Li Guo subconsciously threw Xiaoxin on the bed, and then his back seemed to be slashed by a small blade, so painful that he couldn't even shout.
"Sheathed!" Just when Li Guo thought that he was about to wave goodbye to the rolling red dust, the little lady in white suddenly received her magical powers, and spoke to herself: "Isn't this silver thief poisoned?" Did Mo Chou crash into it on his own? What kind of prohibition is this? You don't know? ”
Li Guo was lying on the bed, but he vaguely felt that his back was wet, and the pain was a little numb. He wanted to touch the pain in his back with his hand, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, it hurt a lot, and he now really understood that he had encountered something that science could not explain.
Little Lori climbed out from under Li Guo at this time, and saw that Li Guo's clothes were stained red with blood, she immediately broke the embankment, howling and crying, and her little hands kept pushing Li Guo: "Dad...... You don't want to die......"
"You're a badass!" Little Lori cried for a while, frowned, looked cold, took out the small pistol under the pillow, skillfully opened the insurance, and fired three shots at the little lady in white without saying a word.
But this time it may be that the little lady in white is defensive, and when she saw the little Lori shooting at her, she just slipped between her fingers, and the long sword turned into an afterimage in front of her, and the self-defense pistol just hit the sword body with three crisp clanging sounds, and not even a white mark was left.
"What a secret weapon!" Xiao Niangpi stroked the three yellow-orange warheads from the sword and sighed sincerely.
Although Li Guo's body hurt a lot, when he heard this, he still sneered for no reason, and Xiao Lori sobbed and patted his head with her hand after hearing Li Guo's laughter: "Stinky villain...... You're scaring the new again. ”
"This ...... It's not silver...... The young man bluffs you, the sword qi enters the body, and he really can't move. The little lady in white bit her lip, as if she had made some great determination: "Don't worry about hurting you by mistake, I will bear it alone!" ”
Saying that, Xiao Niangpi knelt beside Li Guo, turned her fingers into a sword and cut all the clothes behind Li Guo. The small wound on his back that had been cut by the sword qi was bleeding out, and the little lady in white sucked Li Guo's wound with her mouth as soon as she stroked her hair.
Don't think how fragrant this kind of sucking is, in fact, Li Guo almost passed out in pain at that time, but it seemed that something was stuck in his throat, he couldn't shout, and he couldn't even swallow his saliva.
There were at least twenty slender wounds on his back, and every time Little Niangpi went to suck on the wound, she would use her tongue to force the wound open. This kind of pain is even covered in sweat just thinking about it, not to mention that Li Guo is experiencing it firsthand now.
"Mother...... Mom......" Li Guo's cry for help was full of crying, what kind of bullshit scraping bones to heal, in Li Guo's opinion, it was pure nonsense. He now wants to die and can't die, he wants to live without pleasure, as if he has fallen into an invincible realm where he can't survive and can't die.
While Li Guo wailed, the little new girl held a pair of big moist eyes, staring at the little lady in white's every move, for fear that she would do something to hurt Li Guo.
Well, I always see those drug healers in movies and TV series, Li Guo can't help but reverie in a crooked place, every time he encounters the sentence "I'll help you suck it out" Li Guo's mouth will also hang a lewd smile, and maliciously imagine how cool the male protagonists who are sucked by the heroine should be.
Heavenly cycle, retribution is unpleasant. ridiculed and Yiyin countless times, and this time it was finally Li Guo's turn to empathize. But this feeling, just like the appearance of the little lady in white, can't be described at all. Li Guo was so painful that he couldn't move his body if he wanted to roll, and tears were rolling in his eyes.
However, he still held up his breath and whispered to the little new girl: "Don't look at it...... Shrewd...... Sleep well...... Ouch...... Straight. ”
I don't know how long it took, when Li Guo became as weak as having triplets in a row, Xiao Niangpi wiped her mouth with Sheng Xue's white clothes and stopped sucking inhumanely.
"The gold poison entered the body, and the tendons and veins of the limbs and hundreds of bones were damaged. Mo Chou does what he says, as soon as you say that you are not good, Mo Chou will wait by your side for a while. Xiao Niangpi's mouth was full of Li Guo's blood, her face was crimson, and her eyes were full of guilt: "When you are injured, you will go to Chang'an." ”
Although the pain is painful, the paralysis on Li Guo's body is much better after being sucked by the little girl's skin. But the physical strength is almost exhausted.
The room was in a mess, Xiao Lori in pajamas and a little lady in a white robe with a sword pinned to her waist sat on both sides of Li Guo lying on the bed like a dead man, staring at each other with big eyes.
Originally, there were some pig-killing howls in the room, but after the howl was gone, only the only air conditioner that was still intact was left whirring.
After Li Guo recovered a little bit of physical strength, he reached out and twisted the face of the little new girl: "Good, I'm fine, don't sleep so late, children." ”
The voice was weak, and the little Lori's tears flowed down, and the eyes of the Mochou woman obviously exceeded the eyes that a four or five-year-old child should have.
"I have three more questions that you must answer." Li Guo struggled to free up one hand and gestured three fingers towards the little girl: "Who are you?" What the hell are you? How did you come to my room? ”