Tang Hai pointed his finger at the screen of his mobile phone and posted a message on his circle of friends about borrowing a boat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

With a lot of resources in his hands and a "pricer" for a variety of seafood, Tang Hai is too easy to get all kinds of connections, even in backward Bolivia, he can still find someone to borrow a boat.

With a boat, it was possible to go anywhere he wanted to go through the Amazon River.

Soon someone responded, this person's name was too long, and Tang Hai called him Bodosi. Bodosi is also a mining city, full of silver mines, a large amount of silver flowed into China from Bodosi during the Ming Dynasty, which frightened the Ming Dynasty, and the later seclusion had a lot to do with it.

South American businessmen are still more reputable, Tang Hai has tentatively sold Dungeness crab before, and the other party did not hesitate to pay the full amount, of course, Tang Hai is also very reputable to send the goods, so he became friends with Portosi.

He bought all sorts of things, emergency treatments, knives and crossbows, the crossbows were not very powerful, and they would have to be modified in a moment...... Mosquito coils, toilet water, mosquito nets, wind oil essence!

The latter things are important!

Tang Hai took things back to the hotel with a big bag, 100 US dollars a day in the so-called five-star hotel, is it really not much to evaluate, from the floor and ceiling to the tables and chairs, the whole set is Inca style, Tang Hai is still satisfied......

"Ah, Rokushin Flower Water!" Malena was amazed.

"Haha, this is an artifact, and it's actually sold everywhere in the United States, but I found that you don't seem to use it." Tang Hai smiled and put things down.

Everyone was chatting in the hall, and the topic was all about the objects in Tang Hai's hands.

"There are many mosquitoes in the rainforest, and there are three big rainforests in the world, Amazon, Africa, India and Malay...... The medicine in India and Malay is really fierce, that is, after rubbing it, it will lose the meat, and I didn't buy it when I first saw that it was sold. I don't think you're happy with the medicine in the Americas. Africa...... Africa is estimated to have become numb to mosquitoes. I thought about it and bought these, the rainforest in Banna is easy to use, and it should be okay to come here. ”

Hadley was very interested in catching, including mosquitoes, and looked through it and found that Tang Hai ran out without buying mosquito coils.

Jordan was very interested in the round plate of "mosquito net", but after opening it, he bounced into the shape of a yurt, and he was dumbfounded and didn't come back for a long time......

It was this yurt mosquito net that was sold out during the Olympics in Brazil.

Everyone was discussing what might happen when they entered the rainforest, and Malena flipped through her phone, she was suddenly stunned, and then clicked on a video......

It was noisy, it seemed to be a fight, and then there was a loud voice: "...... The streets are full of people who don't wear pants! Why are you eyeing the ones in the pants! Are you sick......?"

“……”

Tang Hai was stunned for a moment, how could he feel that this voice was so familiar.

The rest of the people have already slammed their phones!

Sure enough, it was yesterday that was secretly photographed! In the second half, Tang Hai, the baby-hugging man, easily subdued a group of people, Johnny and Jordan were still struggling to fight, and it was all seconds to Tang Hai......

Comment below......

", Haiye's combat effectiveness is against the sky! Don't these people even have the strength to force Hai Ye to put the baby down? ”

"Is the purpose of Hai Ye holding a baby and beating people?"

"Very good, this is very Tang Hai."

"Wait, what did Hai Ye say? Is this Bolivia? Bolivian women don't wear pantyes? ”

Immediately, there was a simple situation in which the tourist emperor came to popularize Bolivia, and it was put in the first place.

Bolivia is an extremely s_b country. This person is particularly note: This is not black, but descriptive.

The president of Bolivia is a brain-dead, and he doesn't know Spanish, and he often makes anti-intellectual remarks!

The ambassador and staff of Boliaemia to China are also brain-dead, and the person concerned said that he would not be allowed to apply for a visa on the first day because he was not in a good mood today, and you will come back tomorrow.

Bolivia is China's diplomatic graveyard, the second most difficult country in the world, the first is Equatorial Guinea, only a 30-year-old boy is willing to be the ambassador, and the rest of the embassy here are all temporary workers.

Bolia set a capital, and then the central government of Bolia was stationed in other places, with an altitude of nearly 3,600 meters above sea level, the highest central government office in the world......

The most amazing thing is the customs here, not married or anything, young men and women live together as if they were married, and then 90% of the men will split their legs or even leave, so it is easy to see single mothers with two or three children. To put it simply, the men here are basically scumbags, and the young women are very easy to deceive. And the people here are stupid, they have received American education and American entertainment, and all their talents have gone to the United States and Europe.

Special note: Most Bolivian women, when wearing long skirts, do not wear small neenes.

"Obviously, it's only been one night, and the number of video on-demand is as high as more than 6 million! Wait, there are 200 million topics, and I found a huge problem......"

Tang Hai had a surprised expression.

Everyone looked at him.

"Do people like to stay up late at night nowadays?"

"That's not the point!" Ma Lena felt so much pain in her head and covered her head, why did Tang Hai think of such a strange aspect!

"What's that?"

"The focus is on my subject! You have poor security or something, and you say that you don't wear pants, this will affect Bolivia's international image, how can I continue my project! ”

Tang Hai was stunned for a moment, as if it was indeed quite serious.

……

Bolivia is almost the most curious country in the world, and the only countries that can compare with them are the third brother, the Gambia, and so on......

However, Bolivia is not Chinese exclusionary.

It's just that people in this country are stupid and stubborn, and the TV shows they shoot themselves, the feature film can be watched by the dayline baby.

Moreover, this country itself is weak and does not accept help from others, as long as they have the slightest idea of wanting to pull them along, they will instantly feel that there is a conspiracy, and ******** can bring them up, but it is actually Huaxia who has taken the initiative many times and hit the wall many times, and Bolivia reluctantly agreed......

Tang Hai's video came out, and some officials in Bolia had that atmosphere! If you want to do Tang Hai, you must be able to say that you will fight first, and the result is ......

"What, can't find anyone? And who? Let him...... What, he couldn't find anyone either! ”

In the end, because I couldn't find anyone to do the work, I didn't find out where Tang Hai lived all day!

And on this very day, something else happened to reverse the direction of the wind.

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"What! Bolivian women wear skirts without pantyes? We are going to settle in Bolivia! Respond to the call of ******** and let agriculture 'go global'! ”

"What! Bolivian Woman ...... We xx electrical ......"

"Our Nippon Nisui-Group ......"

"We are French ......"

South America has been investing in recent years, but Bolivia is not very optimistic, nothing can be produced here, it is full of a large number of Made in China, Made in the United States, and it is more expensive than the place of origin after calculating the freight!

Bolivia itself is in a hurry! But it can't be helped!

People Chile is South America, Bolivia is also South America, Chile and Brazil are by the sea, then there is transportation, what does Bolivia have? There is poor law and order, which is the same track in South America, and it is the most exaggerated, in the past hundred years, there have been more than 190 rebellions in the administrative capital alone, and the news is so frequent that they are too lazy to report it......

Unexpectedly, Bobo's investment promotion and diplomacy and other relevant departments have been publicized for so many years, but they have no effect, maybe 1 out of 500 Chinese knows about Bolivia, and Tang Hai has attracted investors from so many countries just by beating people......

The mentally handicapped head of state of the country of Boli looked at the chief leader of the strip in front of him, and finally saw someone today......

"Forget it, you go down, just find someone to speak, and say that Tang Hai will always be our friend."

…… (To be continued.) )