After the meal was served, Shi Pu rubbed his hands and asked, "Where's the wine?" How is there no wine? ”

Dayong hurriedly said: "I'll buy it." ”

"Don't buy the scented one!" Lao Shi said and looked at the steaming food on the table, nodded and said, "Chinese food is still the most suitable for the appetite of older people, if it weren't for this, I wouldn't want to come back." On the day they released me, I had already planned a robbery that would allow me to go back to prison, but I suddenly remembered that I had such a daughter. ”

Ah Po said: "What happened later? ”

"Then I changed my plan and it became a robbery that didn't have to go to jail, and then I only took the money for a plane ticket, so I'm in front of you now." ”

We were speechless, and Xiaohui said: "It's an honor - what do I call you, and do you call you Mr. Shi?" ”

"Nonsense, you have to call me Dad."

Xiaohui said firmly: "I'll just call you Mr. Shi." ”

Shi Pu seemed to have expected it, he picked up his chopsticks without being affected in the slightest and said: "Eat, wolf cubs, before every meal, you have to be prepared that you will never see food again for the next three days or even a week, this is good for you, if I hadn't robbed everyone in a cell of food, I would have starved to death in the dung bucket for three days." ”

We all put down our chopsticks just as we were about to move......

Lao Shi gulped down the vegetables on the plate and said vaguely: "Can you imagine a person curled up in a 50-centimeter dung bucket, breathing through a wheat straw tube that is not very sealed--I need to prepare a few more, and now I often dream of the scene of the dung water slowly flowing into my mouth, I plug the mouth of the pipe with my tongue, and then blow them out after saving too much......"

Except for Ah Po, we sat upright one by one, our faces pale, and Catherine whispered, "For the first time, I regret that I know Chinese. ”

Lao Shi patted Ah Po on the shoulder and said, "Boy, it seems that only you can be with me." ”

Ah Po said unnaturally: "I'm different from them, it's okay if I don't eat for a week." ”

Lao Shi put down his chopsticks, smacked his lips and said: "Speaking of not eating, I also have a record of a week, when we were wandering on the border, the political axe army was less than 30 meters away from us recently, so we ran for a week, and there was nothing around us except the corpse of a companion." ”

We all covered our stomachs, but we couldn't help but ask, "What happened later?" ”

Lao Shi picked up his chopsticks and took a bite of eggplant and said, "Later? Later, I thought about it, but I still couldn't bear to say it, so I buried it. ”

We breathed a sigh of relief at the same time......

At this time, Dayong rushed in with two bottles of wine, and when he saw us sitting around, he seemed to be chatting very speculatively, and hurriedly poured the wine for Lao Shi, and asked excitedly: "Where did you go?" ”

Wushuang said expressionlessly: "Speaking of Mr. Shi, who has been in the dung bucket for three days, his breathing tube is still leaking......"

Dayong also put down his chopsticks......

Ah Po gloated: "There is also a corpse that has been rotting for 7 days, and Mr. Shi has not eaten for a week." ”

With a "wow", Dayong covered his mouth and rushed into the toilet.

Mr. Shi glanced at him and said casually: "I didn't eat it again - is the underworld so squeamish now?" He looked up and drank a glass of wine, looked up at us, and said, "Why don't you eat?" ”

……

When he finished drinking a bottle and a half of wine, his face turned red, he put down his chopsticks and shouted: "I'm full, now I want to have a woman!" ”

We looked at each other, and no one knew what he meant, because depending on his age, the old man was at least 60 years old......

Mr. Shi patted the table and said, "What's incomprehensible about this? It's been a long time since I've touched a woman! He looked at Xiaohui and then at Catherine, and exclaimed, "In addition to the two in front of me, are there any beautiful women within 500 meters nearby?" ”

"Uh......" We didn't talk anymore.

"If you want money, you can do it!" He stared at us and said, "Don't try to lie to me, China doesn't remember." Female, how many years has it been since this reform and opening up? ”

I said, "Yes, yes, but our more common name now is Miss." ”

"Hah! Miss! China's scoop. Are the guests still poets? He pushed the bottle out and said, "Which of you will take me to Miss?" He was the first to cast his eyes on me.

I hurriedly said, "I'm not very good at this. ”

Lao Shi nodded and said: "You are so focused on that foreign chick that you naturally don't look down on the average lady, you can not go." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Lao Shi looked at Wushuang again, and took the lead in shaking his head and said: "There is definitely no shortage of women with a little white face like you, and you will never do anything to spend money." ”

Wushuang touched his face and muttered, "I didn't expect that being handsome would have such benefits." ”

Lao Shi slapped Ah Po on the back: "That's you!" ”

Ah Po was frightened: "What am I? ”

"Come with me to find Miss, do you think you are really a stunner?"

Ah Po was embarrassed: "But I ......"

Old Shi Leng glanced at Xiaohui and said to Ah Po: "Are you afraid of her?" You're not married yet, you're free! Xiaohui smiled and didn't speak.

Ah Po said resolutely: "Old Man Shi, I promise, if the two of us are handcuffed together, I can break my own hands and let you run away, but this is really not good." ”

Lao Shi let go of his hand in disappointment, and finally glanced at Dayong and said, "What about you, kid?" ”

Ai Ai said: "Or ...... I'll take the old man to sing? After all, that's all the old man asks......"

Lao Shi shouted again: "What song to sing, what I need is a woman!" ”

I whispered to him, "Singing is a euphemism for Miss." ”

Old Shi suddenly became happy again, and said loudly: "Ha! Let's go. ”

Dayong wanted to regret it too late, he glanced at Xiaohui hesitantly, and said to us with a bitter face: "Are you really not together?" In fact, we can really just sing or something, but we really can't call the old man a sister to accompany the wine......" He knew the result halfway through, hung his head and said, "Hey, let's go." ”

Lao Shi put his arm around Dayong's shoulders and said excitedly: "It's still interesting for you kid, but remember to call me Mr. Shi in the future!" ”

Dayong wanted to say something more, but was carried by Lao Shi and rushed to the door, only to hear Dayong's trembling voice: "Master...... Oh no, Mr. Shi, how long has it been since you touched a woman? ”

Lao Shi's voice: "At least for a week - I can still hold back from eating dead people after a week of hunger, but I must not touch a woman for a week, stop talking nonsense, if you want me to not see a woman within 30 minutes, I am very aggressive!" ”

Then we heard a "snap" in the corridor, presumably Lao Shi's slap on someone's buttocks again......

In the room, Wushuang said leisurely: "He said that he hadn't touched a woman for a week - is there a woman in the prison?" ”

Ah Po pointed to a table of bad food: "Are you still going to eat?" ”

Wushuang said: "Anyway, as soon as I saw the dishes and chopsticks he used, I remembered those three days......"

We all pointed at him: "Shut up!" ”

Xiaohui rubbed her head and said, "You guys help me figure out a way, what should I do?" ”

I said hesitantly, "It's the first time Xiaohui has said such a thing. ”

Wushuang patted Xiaohui and said, "As the first person to be found by a 'relative', I understand you. ”

Xiaohui said: "It's not a grade, your sister lost you at the beginning, and now she comes back to give you billions of compensation, I lost me at the beginning, and now I come back and ask me to find a young lady for him-"

Ah Po looked at me and said, "Boss, it seems that we are both lucky." ”

I warned him, "Don't be complacent, our relatives will never be richer than his sister." ”

Xiaohui frowned and said, "But it will never be more of a bastard than Mr. Shi." ”

I thought about it for a while, so I said to Ah Po: "Okay, we are lucky." ”

Catherine smiled reluctantly: "You are luckier than me, my relatives are here, but I can't go back." ”

We didn't talk anymore......

Catherine sighed casually and said, "It's nothing, at least I'm living an easy life now - by the way, He Anyi, what about the job you found me, I don't want to eat rice." ”

I spread my hands and said, "I'm just the director of a neighborhood committee, how can I have a job for someone like you?" ”

Catherine smiled: "If you want to put me as a vase, the cost is too high, how can I have such a beautiful vase?" ”

At this moment, Wushuang's phone rang, and Wushuang glanced at us and said, "It's Wei Jin." He picked up the phone, "Hello? ”

Wei Jin didn't care about greetings, and said straight to the point: "Is the princess there with you?" ”

Wushuang looked at Ekaterina and said, "What's the matter?" ”

"Of course, I was looking for her to shoot an advertisement, but now that the jewelry industry is in a recession, we urgently need an endorsement with appeal."

"This ...... Is it appropriate? "Peerless Ne said.

Catherine's eyes lit up, and she took the phone and said, "Miss Wei, I'm listening." ”

Wei Jin said happily: "Princess Catherine? I know everything about you, we made an advertising plan for you, didn't you give up your princess status? Our selling point is here - the once noble and now ordinary, or the once ordinary and now noble, in short, the ordinary and noble, this let the copywriters ponder it, and then when we play the subtitles, we will put your identity as a 'former' princess on the screen, you know, now that the financial turmoil has just passed, the top jewelry is not hot, so we are ready to enter the low-end market, so that those women who have a little spare money can find the same feeling as the princess......"

Wushuang frowned and took the phone and said, "Miss Wei, don't you think this is a bit insulting?" ”

Catherine didn't mind, she grabbed the phone and said, "How much can I give?" ”

We: "......"

Wei Jindao: "I only need you to cooperate in taking a few photos and a line, how about 500,000?" ”

Catherine smiled: "It would be fair to add another zero to the end." ”

Wei Jin was surprised: "You mean 5 million? A-list stars are at this price. ”

Ekaterina smiled: "There are many first-line stars, but second-line princesses are not easy to find, right?" ”

We're all happy.

Wei Jin didn't expect the princess to carry the stake herself, she said, "Why do we make our relationship so vulgar, you are my brother's friend." ”

Catherine said, "You are still my friend's sister." ”

We all silently gave her a thumbs up......

Wei Jin said: "Then 4 million." ”

"5 million, not a single point less."

"4.5 million!"

"5 million!"

"Okay, you win, sign the contract tomorrow, I'll send someone to pick you up or you come by yourself."

I took the phone and said, "You send someone over, the princess can't leave the palace street at the moment." ”

"Why?"

"For safety reasons, you don't want to make you bleed for a commercial, do you?"

Wei Jin thought for a while and said, "Then I'll send a film crew over tomorrow, can you handle those neighbors?" Last time, I built a gym for them because of Midori. ”

"Don't worry, the princess hasn't sung in the underground passage."

After hanging up the phone, I looked at Catherine with admiration and said, "Okay, Yezi, the little axe is very ruthless." ”

Catherine smiled: "Do you think I'm the kind of person who can't open my mouth in front of money? In fact, I have long been accustomed to having people add a zero to the checks handed over, and He Anyi has not seen it. ”

Remembering the time when she had a drinking party, I nodded vigorously.

Xiao Hui suddenly said: "Wushuang's money and his sister's money are together, which means that Ye Zi's mouth made Wushuang lose 2.25 million yuan." ”

Wushuang spread his hands and said, "I don't care, it's just a pile of numbers." ”

Ah Po said: "Look, this is a rich man, who lives directly with the numbers." ”

Catherine said: "The rich and the poor are all talking to numbers, but the decimal place is different. ”

We looked at her together and said, "Incisive!" ”

Xiaohui inadvertently looked out the window and muttered, "I don't know how that Mr. Shi is doing now." ”

……

Mr. Shi didn't know what time in the early morning he returned happily accompanied by Dayong, he went out and drank a lot of wine, drunkenly hummed a song, put one hand on Dayong's neck and went upstairs, Dayong had been crushed half to death by him, neither of the two had time to call the door, or was let into the house by Lin Ziwen, who came just in time.

Lin Ziwen and Dayong took Lao Shi one by one, walked around the house, and finally decided to put him in Ah Po's house, Ah Po slept soundly, and when he heard the movement, he thought that Lin Ziwen had come to kill him again, and muttered: "Are you bothered, if you have something to say tomorrow." ”

Lao Shi opened his drunken eyes and said, "If you want to sleep with my daughter, you have to sleep with me first!" ”

While persuading and relocating the two people who were not very sober, I said uneasily: "Old Man Shi won't really do anything to Ah Po, right?" ”

Dayong wiped his sweat and said, "Don't worry, he definitely doesn't have the heart to do anything else - okay, he changed three girls in one night." ”

I asked him, "What about you?" ”

"I'm waiting at the door to tip."

I comforted him while being happy: "If you and Xiaohui can succeed, this matter will definitely be indispensable, even if you are a son-in-law and do your filial piety for your father-in-law." ”

Lin Ziwen asked Dayong: "That old man is your father-in-law?" ”

Da Yong said reservedly: "I just have some eyebrows, and I haven't finalized it yet." ”

Lin Ziwen shook his head and said, "I think this matter is hanging." ”

Dayong said nervously: "What's the matter? ”

Lin Ziwen glared at him and said, "Lead the old man to visit the kiln?" Lack of heart, you! ”

Dayong slapped his thigh!

I hurriedly said: "No, no, no, the old man is a bastard, how could he think of this step?" ”……

Sending Dayong away, I looked at Lin Ziwen and said, "What are you doing here in the middle of the night?" ”

Lin Ziwen opened the small pocket he brought with me: "I have found a new gadget, a lizard egg." ”

"What's the use of this thing?"

"What else can it be for? If you swallow it alive, it will be parasitic in the human stomach for a long time, and one day it will break out of the skin, and I want to give it a try. Lin Ziwen shook the bag and said, "This thing is not easy to come by, do you know how expensive it is?" After it is fried, it is sold by the gram in five-star hotels! ”

I was interested: "Can you eat it after it's cooked?" Isn't it poisonous? ”

"It's not poisonous, it's still a good tonic!"

I said, "It's so late, go back to sleep, and I'll help you put it in his stomach." ”

Lin Ziwen thought about it, handed the bag to me, and solemnly instructed: "Remember, don't break it, the action must be light." ”

"Okay, okay, got it." I dropped him off at the door and asked again, "It's really not poisonous when it's cooked, isn't it?" ”

"No, why are you asking this?"

"It's okay, you."

Sending the kid away, I quickly rushed into the kitchen, poured a small bag of white-looking eggs into the pot, turned on the gas with a "whew", poured oil, sprinkled with salt, and carefully turned the shovel over, and after a few minutes, I took a large bowl of steaming lizard eggs, tasted one carefully, smacked my mouth, put some soy sauce on it, and ate it all in one go.

That smells!

(To be continued)