Chapter 85 Variables of Uncertainty
Li Guo stood in the middle of the hall, Zhan Lu inserted at his feet, staring at the person sitting on the platform: "The person who called last time was indeed you, right?" ”
"Not only that, but I also gave you a small gift." The handsome guy flicked his hair: "You must like it a lot." ”
"Of course, you're going to ask me what I'm doing. But I can answer you for sure, I won't tell you. The handsome guy seemed to suddenly think of something: "By the way, I haven't exchanged names with you yet." My name is Lily, and you can call me Lily. ”
"Poof......" Even Li Guo, who was still disgusted by the bloody corpses above, couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of hot saliva.
Of course, not because of the name. After all, Lily's name once appeared in his English textbook, and he was twins with a little girl named Lucy, and Li Guo once had a quarrel at the same table with his dark-skinned man with buckteeth and two pigtails over which was cuter, Lily or Lucy.
As for the lily, the name is also quite good. Lily, pure, beautiful, fragrant, with a sunny warmth and white clouds-like reverie, how many young men have compared their first love to a lily, its white six petals, for many years have been hailed as a symbol of purity.
Can...... Key questions. Bastard! Both names are used by women!
Even if you push 10,000 steps, the man with two small thin legs in front of Li Guo can call a woman by name, but this bastard often uses extremely cruel means to kill people, and he dares to call this name. Li Guo, who has always been quite tolerant, swore from just now that he would not poke fifty knives in that bastard today, and he wrote the word Li Guo upside down.
Lily jumped down from the platform and waved her hand at one of the people beside her: "Go and invite those monks over." ”
The puppet waiter knelt on the ground and kissed his shoe, then turned and walked backwards out of here. And Lily, who looked like a princess, twisted her big crotch step by step and walked towards Li Guo.
What Li Guo didn't expect was that every step this bastard took took, his chest would actually be a few centimeters bigger. Although there is no obvious change in appearance, the edges and corners of the face have begun to be gradually smoothed, the chin has become more pointed, and even the Adam's apple has completely disappeared.
"I wiped it, it turned out to be a fake." The bird spirit scolded very frustratedly: "The old lady still thinks you are handsome." ”
Hearing Toriko's comment, Lily raised her eyebrows and smiled at Torikose: "Thank you." ”
"Aren't you afraid at all?" Li Guo frowned, looking at him less than twenty centimeters, not wearing a bra, ** revealing more than half of the lilies: "You should know that since I dare to do it, I am ready." ”
Saying that, Lily looked at Mo Chou: "Little sister, don't you have a strange taste in your food?" ”
Mo Chou, who was sitting in the position, smiled: "Don't bother my sister." ”
Li Guo suddenly laughed and looked down at Lily's chest: "You're dewed." ”
"Do you like it?" Lily grabbed Li Guo's collar and pressed him down into her ditch: "Aren't you happy?" ”
Li Guo forcefully pulled her hand off her collar and stood up straight: "There are too many people." ”
Lily laughed, it was about as tall as Li Guo, and with almost no effort, she put her face less than five centimeters away from Li Guo and whispered, "I noticed you when I found out that you didn't have any spiritual power." I want you. ”
Li Guo smiled and continued to lean forward, almost touching its lips: "How do you want to ask for the Fa?" ”
"I won't tell you." Lily suddenly smiled mischievously and kissed Li Guo on the lips.
Li Guo gritted his teeth, endured his nausea, and also stretched out his tongue and stirred with Lily's tongue. This feeling is completely different from Mo Chou's kiss, and now Li Guo doesn't feel anything at all, just feeling awkward and disgusting.
The hot kiss between the two people did not make the bird spirit or Mo Chou present have any mood swings, and even the little new girl was sleeping with half-closed glasses, and the surroundings were quiet, only the chirp of Li Guo and Lily saliva stirred.
And at this time, Brother Shanyuan and his uncle and uncle were also brought here, and when they saw Li Guo and the woman's behavior, they didn't make any sighs, but their eyelids drooped, and they looked at the nose, nose, mouth, heart, and dantian, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.
This inexplicable kiss lasted for a full five minutes, and Lily slowly let go of Li Guo, licked her lips, and whispered to Li Guo's ear: "It feels good, don't be so disgusting, I'm really a woman." ”
And Li Guo shook his head, his hand slowly climbed up to Lily's buttocks, and pinched it hard: "First, I hate not being male or female." Second, I hate killing people indiscriminately. It doesn't matter if you're a woman or not, but you're so fragrant. ”
As soon as Li Guo finished speaking, the three monks who were brought in suddenly recited the six-character proverb mantra in unison: "All living beings are in pain, grant me a body." All beings suffer and empathize. ”
When Lily heard this, her eyes suddenly glared at the boss, and she subconsciously jumped back.
But it was too late, and the moment she jumped back, Zhan Lu had already carried the power of thunder through its chest, and with the help of her powerful habitual surname, she directly carried it all the way to the other wall of the hall, hanging high on the wall, like a string of dried bacon.
"Do it!" Bird Spirit suddenly shouted.
In an instant, the old gangsters who were originally sitting in their positions moved neatly and reversely from the puppets, and snatched the guns without hesitation, and shot all the puppets in their sight in the head.
But at this time, the other puppets in the hall also woke up from Lily's consternation, and the gunshots rang out in a row, but this time, except for the screams of the guests, no one fell in a pool of blood, but the faces of the three great monks on the stage all had large spots of red and purple bruises.
The group of uncles were like terminators in a hail of bullets, and they very cleverly used the table and sofa as cover, almost a single shot could dry the head of a puppet, and the whole battle was completely over in less than a minute.
In addition to a pile of paper with holes in their heads, all that was left on the ground was the unlucky man who had hung up at the beginning, and of course, there was a lily that was hung on the wall in front of him.
"You kiss me." Mo Chou, who stood up at the last time, gritted his teeth: "Unsheathed!" Give it a thousand arrows to pierce the heart. ”
"Wait...... Wait a minute......" The lily was almost cut in half by Zhan Lu, and only the breath was left on the wall: "Why?" ”
Li Guo didn't have time to answer him now, he was spitting out in the corner while holding his throat, trying his best to spit out all the saliva of the ghost thing he had swallowed just now. Now he was about to vomit out his bile, and his whole face was turquoise...... "Get out of the sheath, do it." Mo Chou's whole face was as cold as a quick-frozen dumpling: "Destroy your doppelganger, sister, I am more than 1,300 years old this year." Sister. ”
can make Mo Chou, who has always been well-behaved, also complain, how much hatred does it take...... After the unsheath poked the lilies hanging on the wall so that no one could see them, Li Guo could get up from the ground and snapped his fingers weakly: "Zhan Lu, burn it." ”
At the same time, in a luxurious villa where the devil knows where, a woman who looks like a lily suddenly pops and spits blood all over the computer screen. The originally ruddy face became as hideous as yellow paper, and his chest rose and fell violently, as if he was enduring a violent pain that could make people faint at any time.
It wasn't until the lilies on the wall were burned to ashes that the lilies in the villa gradually eased up, looking like they had been violently beaten by 800,000 people and horses, and even the carpet was wet with a large piece of urine from her.
After a while, she picked up the ashtray on the table and smashed her computer screen into a big hole, and quickly took off all her clothes and pants that had been soaked with sweat and pee, and picked up the phone and dialed a number weakly: "All plans are canceled." It's not your mother's errand, but if you say cancel, you cancel, are you happy when I die? Three days later, the meeting began. ”
After hanging up the phone, she collapsed on the carpet, her blinded eyes exposed, and the glowing green glow was about to be extinguished, but gradually, her body was completely covered in a green wriggling flame, and the room began to be covered with a thin layer of white ice.
On Li Guo's side, he was also slumped on the sofa like a dead dog, surrounded by a bunch of people, and those ordinary guests had already run away without a trace, and the rest of the people were except for the pile of uncles. There are only a bunch of people left with special functions, of course...... The silly brother who knows true love is also among them, and he is shushing behind Mo Chou to ask for warmth.
"Don't revolve around me...... This time it's not Xiaoxin, we all have to start with it. Li Guo took a big sip of water and touched the head of the little new girl: "Thank you for your hard work." ”
The little new girl closed one eye and made an ok gesture to Li Guo: "Little meaning." ”
And Brother Shanyuan, who was made to look like a sika deer, also stood in front of Li Guo: "Such a powerful spiritual power, is it really this little girl?" ”
Li Guo nodded proudly: "What I said to you was all conveyed by her." ”
Xiaoxin's sister sat on Li Guo's lap, holding up her undeveloped small breasts: "Xinxin is the best!" ”
"And, there's. My little sister is also the best. The little new girl dragged the shy little poisonous man over on the side: "It's not her, you all have to be poisoned." ”
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111......1111111 yes, yes...... Haha, hahahaha, the feeling of being forcibly kissed by a strange woman is actually great.
(To be continued)