Chapter Twenty-Five: The Pretty Widow's Enmity
The heavy snow covered the crops around the national highway, and Li Guo looked out through the foggy car window and felt that the entire North China Plain was connected.
Occasionally, staggered cars cast warm and somewhat harsh orange-yellow lights on the foggy cabins. This was supposed to be a scene of exhaustion and romance during the journey, but the situation in the carriage was simply miserable.
Because Li Mingxue, who is not old or old, and the landlord sister who is like a Wolverine terminator, sitting on the cushions, spitting at each other with words that don't see dirty words but obviously have offensive surnames.
You come and go, and even Mo Chou is engrossed in watching the battle between the two women not far from her, and the landlord's sister's subordinates have already crowded to the front of the car, leaving the entire car butt to the terminator landlord's sister as the main battlefield.
"Don't worry, don't look at it, I'll tell you a story." Li Guo, who couldn't bear it, but there was nothing she could do, so she could only put her arm around Mo Chou's shoulders and moved her head to herself: "What do you want to hear?" ”
Mo Chou looked at Li Guo, and then at the pair next to him who were making a lot of trouble...... Widow? After hesitating for a moment, she refused Li Guo's request to tell her a story for the first time, and pointed at the landlord's sister: "The woman is very good-looking, and when she is free, she often goes to the village to watch the woman bickering." ”
As soon as Li Guo heard this, his smile suddenly stiffened, you must know that Mo Chou is a serious sword immortal, in the eyes of ordinary people, Mo Chou's existence, as long as it appears, then it is considered a fairy descending to earth, but it has to kowtow.
But such a woman, her hobby is to watch the old ladies in the countryside quarrel, and she seems to be tired of this kind of thing, and even Li Guo actually saw an almost fanatical expectation in her eyes.
But...... What exactly was she expecting? Could it be that if Li Mingxue and the landlord's sister fight, is it what Mo Chou wants to see?
"It's impossible to ......" Li Guo shook her head and drove out her messy thoughts, unless Li Mingxue wanted to die, with her cleverness, she would never go head-to-head with the landlord's sister.
Of course, Li Guo's hunch also worked, and he had already considered the problem of the landlord's sister and his aunt not getting along. As a result, the two of them really lived up to Li Guo's expectations.
At this time, Li Guo's heart was suddenly filled with a desperate emotion, despair of himself, despair of life, and despair of the world.
"Xianggong, don't sleep with you tonight." When Mo Chou was listening to the bickering, he suddenly turned his head coldly and suddenly said to Li Guo: "Xianggong, okay?" ”
Li Guo didn't react for a while, just stunned for a while, but then, a strong sense of joy rose to the sky, he suddenly felt that there was a light ahead, and the world was not desperate at all, as if he was under the blue sky in the liberated area, like a wild dog galloping in the field of hope.
Such a good thing, how could Li Guo refuse, he nodded busily and agreed to Mo Chou's request. And began to hover in his mind the appearance of Mo Chou lying beside him in light pajamas and his hair scattered.
Of course, the silhouette of the hand that rises and falls with the curve of Mo Chou's body under the pajamas is indispensable.
Li Guo was hard at that time, although he had been in love, but he always stayed at the stage of crossing the road with his little hands, although Mo Chou couldn't touch it for the time being, but she could be regarded as the most beautiful female creature Li Guo had ever seen, and she could have warm nephrite in her hand to touch and pinch, how could it be better than teak tina on the computer screen and masturbating alone.
But before Li Guo could be happy for a few seconds, Li Mingxue's voice suddenly floated: "Don't think about it, I have a lot of rooms." ”
Suddenly, a basin of cold water poured down from his head, Li Guo suddenly woke up from the full state of Italian silver, and turned his head to look at Li Mingxue: "I promise not to ......"
"Do you promise it will work, if it weren't for my strength, you would have let me have a second child a long time ago." The landlord's sister snorted coldly and rejected Li Guo's appeal: "You said it yourself, how many times have you vented on me." ”
The landlord's sister has always had no scruples when she speaks. Although Li Guo did have a few misdeeds, and almost succeeded in a few times, he was still nervous in the face of the landlord's sister's childish words.
"Really? You drugged it, right? Li Mingxue surprisingly didn't trouble Li Guo, but after taking a look at Li Guo, she pointed the finger at the landlord's sister: "Otherwise, if you run all over the ground without clothes, although my old Li family is a good person, they are not eunuchs." ”
The landlord's sister snorted: "I can tell you, with my body and appearance, I really don't need to deliberately please any man." They circled me like flies all day long. ”
"Who knows, you're me." Li Mingxue sneered: "You understand. ”
Now the landlord's sister was a little angry, she suddenly stood up and looked at Li Mingxue with her waist crossed: "You are insulting me!" Isn't China all over the world full of all kinds of doors? ”
Li Guo nodded subconsciously: "Recently, there has been a lack of ...... But Brother Guanxi is back, and we can wait for the second season. ”
But as soon as the words came out, Li Guo couldn't help but want to slap his face, he opened his mouth like a dying fish, glanced at Li Mingxue, didn't dare to speak, just pinched Mo Chou's tender little hand with sweat in his palm.
"It depends on whether he repairs the computer or not." Li Mingxue pursed her lips, didn't bother Li Guo, just continued to talk to the landlord's sister: "Look at you like this, do you want to beat me?" ”
"If it weren't for Xiao Guoguo's sake, you would have become a nameless female corpse a long time ago." The landlord's sister had a dark face and pointed back at Li Guo: "Go!" I'll take you to the room in the evening! ”
"Xianggong, the two of them mentioned you." Mo Chou reminded Li Guo, who was trembling and painting a red panda on the mist in the window: "Respond." ”
Li Guo sighed, and his gaze returned to the two widows who were like little children: "Huh? ”
"I say! Take you to the open room at night, whatever you want to do! Saying that, the landlord's sister also threw a wink at Li Guo: "Mandarin duck bath." ”
Li Guo slowed down for a few seconds, looked at Mo Chou, who was staring at him with ignorant eyes, and bit his lip: "What you said about opening a room is the same as what I understand about opening a room?" ”
"Good! No need to answer, I know! Li Guo asked himself and answered the words of the landlord's sister: "Don't go ......"
When Li Mingxue heard this, she gave Li Guo an extremely straight thumbs up, and looked at the landlord's sister defiantly.
At this time, Mo Chou leaned into Li Guo's ear: "Xianggong, what does 'open a room' mean?" ”
Li Guo couldn't smile bitterly at this time, so he could only gently pat Mo Chou's little buttocks, and replied embarrassedly: "I'll tell you when I go back, it's too inconvenient here......"
The noisy and noisy sound has been accompanied all the way, and Mo Chou has accumulated at least fifty new terms along the way waiting for Li Guo to answer her, and most of them are things that make Li Guo embarrassed to speak, and even the TV station is not allowed to broadcast them.
After several twists and turns, when he came to a secluded road about two hundred meters away from Li Mingxue's community, Iveco stopped abruptly, and the red-haired man who was driving turned around and howled: "Captain! You must always remember that you are one of the best warriors in the whole world and the whole world! Please be mature! ”
When the landlord's sister heard him say this, she didn't care at all, but pointed at Li Mingxue. A large number of words erupted, and the speed of speech was extremely fast.
Li Guo couldn't understand it, but he could think of it with hemorrhoids, in fact, the landlord's sister meant that Li Mingxue was worse than her.
But what no one expected was that Li Mingxue suddenly interjected, and actually used fluent Chinese, which really surprised Li Guo.
After interjecting a few words, the scene suddenly fell silent, and the landlord's sister seemed to feel that she had no advantage, and stood there with her eyes rolling around.
Just when everyone thought that the war was over, the landlord's sister suddenly laughed and pointed at Li Mingxue: "You are talking about the Osaka dialect!" In this book, you are only worthy of cross talk! ”
The driver who was driving turned his head and looked at the landlord's sister with a hideous face: "Captain! Please respect my hometown! ”
When Li Guo saw this, he really couldn't listen to it anymore, and it was estimated that the gunfight in the car would not be able to run away if it continued like this, so he dragged Mo Chou, who was playing with his fingers, and the little new girl who didn't know what drugs had been given and hadn't woken up yet, and got out of the car.
Behind him, Li Mingxue's ridicule and the roar of the landlord's sister who was about to collapse were still heard from time to time.
After getting under the car, Li Guo stood in the cold wind against the heavy snow and waited for Li Mingxue to come out, while Mo Chou began to roll snowballs on the ground, and she couldn't see the breezy appearance she had just pretended.
"Husband and wife, wait for Mo Chou to use the snow to carve out you." Mo Chou's snowball has already rolled out of one meter and eight more in a few breaths: "Carve another one of my ......"
Li Guo, who was holding Xiaoxin, finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Mo Chou's appearance, and stepped forward to smell the fragrance in her neck from behind Mo Chou, which made him burp with satisfaction: "Wait for tomorrow, let's ......"
Before he finished speaking, Li Guo didn't go any further, because he saw that in the community not far away, there were flashing police lights everywhere. Although I can't see how many there are, I can see that the brightly lit posture is definitely not much.
Only then did Li Guo remember that he had been so excited just now that he had left a policeman uncle in the house......
"It's a big trouble now...... Li Guo muttered to himself, his face turned into a bitter melon.
"Trouble?" When Mo Chou heard what Li Guo said, his brows furrowed: "Just wait for Mo Chou to kill it cleanly!" The matter of justice is the matter of no sorrow. ”
Li Guo didn't speak, just shook his head with a bitter face.
"Xianggong, don't be embarrassed, marry a chicken and marry a dog with a dog, and enter the door of Xianggong's house, then you and I will not be separated from each other." At this time, Mo Chou suddenly broke out with the words that had been suppressed by her: "If you are polite to Mo Chou, then the two of us will definitely not be intimate for decades." ”
Li Guo sighed, carried the little new girl to her back, slapped off the snow on Mo Chou's head and shoulders with one free hand, and took off the hat behind her down jacket and brought it to Mo Chou: "Let me solve it once, otherwise my self-esteem will be gone......"
"Aunt, come out, big trouble!"