My name is He Anyi, He Anyi, He Anyi, He Anyi, He Anyi, Yi is the memory of memory.

I always feel that the person of a unit is actually the memory of a unit, no matter how beautiful or ugly, rich or poor, there are people with memory, a baby from birth to three years old babbling and then standing in thirty, every step of his maturity is based on the memories of the past year, if an 80-year-old man does not have memories, then he is a - 80-year-old vegetative person.

In this way, there is nothing in the time-traveling novel, it is just that one person has the memories of two people, or rather, two people have one memory, just like we take the train from Yanjing to Shanghai, wake up, change a place, change an environment, you are still you.

You see, how deep my thoughts are!

The reason why I have such a sharp and quintessential mind is because I love to ponder these things when I have nothing to do, and I am much more idle than ordinary people.

In front of me, there was a cup of freshly brewed, two pieces of five-one-tael flower tea, smoke curling, a "reference news" from last month that I don't know who lost, I sat in a leatherette chair with a backrest, the buttocks were pressed in the center by a circle of thumbtacks, closed eyes and contemplation, looking like a demon.

Aunt Meng suddenly rushed into my office, pointed to the street and said, "Director Xiao He, hurry, help me intercept him." ”

I poked my head out the window and saw a small three-wheeler selling vegetables just about to turn the corner away from us, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Aunt Meng patted the vegetable basket: "Eggplant seven cents five, I bought three catties, gave him two dollars five, and he found me two cents!" ”

I counted on my fingers for a long time: "He is looking for you a dime a dime?" ”

Aunt Meng sighed: "If I have a brain like yours, I won't let him deceive." ”

I ran out without saying a word.

A dime and a half cents, say too much, say less...... It's really very little, I wore a pair of more than 300 Kang Nai today, according to two years of wearing, a day of normal wear and tear is more than five cents, this shoe I only want to wear when I sit in the office, go out to change slippers.

But an old lady who cares about even a dime and a penny asks you to help you must weigh it, and since she has already spoken, it means that this dime and a penny are as important as the sustenance on you.

After a while, the vegetable seller had already pedaled the little three-wheeled around the corner, and I ran out of the office, and Aunt Meng was still shouting behind me: "Director Xiao He, if you really can't catch up, forget it......"

Listening to this, if I don't chase the vegetable vendor out of the three streets, it will be considered "unreal". The old lady also understands diplomatic words!

I ran out into the street, and saw that the greengrocer had only spilled a vegetable gang, and that it was already "gone," so I had to snap my fingers - and then everything around me changed: the street that had been noisy and bustling just a moment ago seemed to be frozen by some force flashing with a strong flash, and the faces that had been full of rich and vivid expressions a second ago suddenly paused there, and seemed to be ready to speak, and the body was frozen, and even the noisy noise just now took on a monotonous, withdrawn crash sound humming in my ears.

These people seem to be frozen in place by me, but in fact, I am just slowing down time, as long as you look closely, you will find that they are actually still moving: Sister-in-law Zhang's hand beating her own child is still waving, but it is as slow as a swing in the breeze; Although the two people playing badminton were swinging their rackets hard, the ball flew into the air as slowly as a hot air balloon full of sandbags; The flies, which were very flying, were like a complete goose in front of me......

Yes, I can slow down the time at will, but it is only about ten times slower at the moment, which means that someone else's second is as long as ten seconds for me, as long as I want, I can turn it slower or even completely still, but since this is enough now, I will calmly put my two arms in front of my chest, one behind the other, bend my legs, and pretend to be trotting - in the eyes of others, their lives have not changed at all, and the unlucky child of the Zhang family is destined to not be able to escape his mother's slap, The shuttlecock was still as fast as a bullet, and the flies were still swaddling. Of course, I, Director Xiao He, are just like them, so I have to put on a running appearance to be consistent with them.

Actually, I'm just walking slowly.

I walked slowly around the corner by myself, and in a solemn silence came to the greensmith's tricycle, who was probably shouting hard, but I didn't know what he was shouting, but I could only see him with his mouth wide open and "yellow...... Ang Ang Ang ...... sound, I grabbed his car, snapped my fingers again, buzzed, order was restored, people's voices and movements were alive again, and I heard the cry of the Zhang family's children. The hawker shouted, "Huang (Ang Ang Ang) melon come together-"

The greengrocer felt that someone was pulling his cart, looked back, and said, "You want to buy vegetables?" ”

I smiled and said, "You still owe that old lady a dime and a half cent." ”

He scratched his head and exclaimed, "You chased me for two streets for a dime and a half?" ”

All I can say is, "I'm real." ”

"Then you're too real, the old lady pinched me a handful of coriander and I haven't counted it with her yet."

I said helplessly: "I am also a loyal person, next time you make it clear to her, everyone will save trouble." ”

The vegetable seller joked: "Shall I not look for your dime and a half?" ”

I was displeased: "Is it funny that you are so calculating?" ”

Vegetable seller: "......"

Aunt Zhang, who would come out to buy vegetables, came over to help and said, "Director Xiao He is right, you didn't make it clear who to blame, as much as you want, find someone to pay for it." ”

The greengrocer was surprised: "Director? ”

Aunt Zhang's mother: "Yes, Xiao He is our youngest director." ”

Vegetable Vendor: "What Director?" ”

I happily didn't speak.

The vegetable seller judged the situation, sighed and said: "I can see it, no matter what kind of director you are, anyway, you are a prince, I admit it." He took out the dirty two hairs from his pocket, and finally picked out a small gherkin and handed it to me, saying, "This is a filial piety to you, and you can take care of it more next time." ”

I took the money, and Zhang's mother put the cucumbers into her vegetable basket and said, "What does he want a gherkins for a big man?" ”

……

I pinched two cents and went back to the office, Aunt Meng was waiting for me there, I gave her the money, and Aunt Meng suddenly shouted: "Why are it two cents?" ”

I said, "He doesn't have any change, so you can take it." ”

Aunt Meng picked up the money as if she was disgusted, and said as she walked out: "Actually, we people don't care to take advantage of others, and I have to make it clear to him next time he comes." ”

I respectfully sent the old lady out, and said with a smile: "It's you." ”

Aunt Meng turned around and touched my arm and said with satisfaction: "Well, Director Xiao He is good, he can do things for our people." ”

I hurriedly said humbly: "I can still do these errands, and you still have to check the overall situation, if you want to leave it alone, I will really be blind." ”

Aunt Meng was in a good mood, raised her hand up and put it on my shoulder and patted it and said: "Xiao He, you can, young people are quick and quick, although our neighborhood committee is not a political axe organ, but the responsibility is not small, the state has placed you educated and qualified people in this position, which shows that it is still wise." ”

"You analyzed correctly, I was lucky to catch up with a good policy and a good leader like you."

Aunt Meng nodded, and walked away with me alone.

When I returned to the office, I wiped my sweat vigorously, and I can guarantee that you didn't expect to hear so many officialdom in a neighborhood committee.

Yes, the so-called Director Xiao He refers to this - I am the director of the neighborhood committee!

Tell me solemnly, my name is He Anyi, what is He Anyi's He, Ann is He Anyi's Anyi, Yi is-uh, this paragraph has been said, right?

Speaking of Wangfu Street, it has history, we now have some streets in each city such as Xi'an Road, Hubei Road, Shanghai Road, etc., it can be seen that the rush at the beginning of the liberation of the city, because I can't think of too many names for a while, so I have to take the names of places around the place. And the Wangfu Street in front of me has been called Wangfu Street since hundreds of years ago, and it is called a pampering and not shocking.

Needless to say, this is a prince who failed in the ivory tower struggle, but his old man is a thief with immortal ambition, and he announced that he was going to recruit troops to buy horses and gather grass and grain, and one day he said that he would follow the example of Chengzu Zhu Di's "Jingnan" allusion to return to Yanjing.

I don't know if everyone has noticed, this king drove a thousand years old and announced that he was going to recruit troops and buy horses, but two hundred and five all knew that this kind of thing could not be publicized, so the old Zhu Toubing did not recruit many horses and did not buy a few, but attracted the eyes of the court to stare at here, as soon as the old emperor died, two hundred and five became the uncle of the saint today, and he felt that the time was ripe, so he announced again that he would launch a war to seize the throne in a certain year, and change "the emperor takes turns to sit and come to my house one day" to "the emperor comes to my house, and it is my turn one day" , It's a pity that Lao Zhu's public opinion and secrecy work are not very successful, and when the news spread through the Jingshi, there was still something that his own generals didn't know......

So it is conceivable that in a certain year, Lao Zhu was preparing to go to the oath meeting early, and his emperor's nephew's army had already surrounded the entire city to 2580,000, which was not yet equalized.

It is precisely because of this that Lao Zhu, who had been in a panic for a long time and finally relieved himself a little from morning to noon, suddenly had an idea, ran to the city, and asked the general who led the troops in the imperial court confidently: "What crime did I commit against me?" ”

The general who led the troops was dumbfounded at the time, he thought that Lao Zhu would either lead someone to fight with him or apologize for his crimes, he really didn't expect that Lao Zhu's family would have such a shameless person-

But Lao Zhu is right, the banner of his old man's rebellion has not yet been provoked, and this layer of window paper has not been pierced, so it stands to reason that the imperial court should not do anything to him.

So the army still came to the city, and the emperor couldn't cry or laugh at a glance, and finally read it for the sake of the Zhu family's bloodline, and did not do things absolutely, and he also knew that his uncle was not enough to succeed and more than he could lose, that is, he was a piled up of materials to fight in groups, so he decreed: Zhu Moumou has a heart of disobedience, but he has made meritorious contributions to the border for many years, and his title has not been reduced, and the military power has been cut to the end, and the fief has been taken away, and only he can move freely in the area of Wangfu Street......

This is obviously a kind of humiliation, if a person with a little heart still has to commit suicide, but the old Zhu head is wide and fat, and it is not the same thing, since then it is still flourishing in the scope of this street, because his title is still there, and the general magistrate does not dare to really offend him to death, a few years later, as soon as the limelight passes, the people of the old Zhu family can move freely, according to the words of the vegetable seller, it is still a prince, but after all, the military power and power are all gone, and the real family is not afraid of him, But the people of the old Zhu prince's family relied on the fact that they were the only royal family here and wanted to play with the privilege of domineering, so the disputes broke out repeatedly, and the broken prince who lost his power naturally couldn't take advantage, fortunately, Lao Zhu didn't treat himself as an outsider, and he used to think about making his nephew back, and now he always cries and wipes his tears for six hundred miles to urgently sue the emperor, today he said that Zhang San beat his dog, tomorrow he said that Li Si drove his chicken, the emperor was simply made crazy by his uncle, regretting that he should not be soft-hearted at the beginning, and sometimes even wishing that Lao Zhu succeeded in rebelling... … I had to make another decree, which basically said that if the local magnates exercised their legitimate rights, they could ignore the face of the prince, but no one in front of the palace was allowed to cause trouble, otherwise no matter whether it was reasonable or not, the first crime would be added to the third degree.

This is equivalent to sealing this street into Lao Zhu's territory, and since then Lao Zhu has really stopped a lot, and other places are easy not to go, but in his own "street in the country", he has intensified his dominance, let you have a few grades, you want to pass from here, civil officials and military attaches dismounted, not to mention the reproach of ordinary people, that is really a big dung person has to taste salty. This street became the enemy of the whole city.

This was later infamous Wangfu Street!

The vicissitudes of the world have changed, for hundreds of years, this inconspicuous street has been occupied by the Zhu family and its people, and then the Zhu family withdrew from the historical stage, and even the last Zhu surname is gone, but this street still insists on its distorted self-esteem and pride, the guys here all claim to be the descendants of the royal family, in any historical period here people have a strong rejection and attack on the whole city, even if the innocent people pass by here, the light ones are white-eyed, and the heavy ones are full of old fists, It is said that the eight-year War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression will be the most serious -- there will be a group of soldiers who will pass through this street and go out to count the old and the young.

Although many years later, coupled with the change of demolition and relocation, the bad blood of this street has been improved to a certain extent, but the residents here are still rated by the locals as the third most difficult and terrifying population in history, behind the dinosaurs and themselves.

And I am the director of the neighborhood committee of this dignified Wangfu Street.

Just now, I did something to help the abuse: the clear-eyed person had already figured it out, and the vendor was actually only 5 cents short of Aunt Meng.

-------------------I'm the dividing line that disappeared three months ago, and everyone thinks I'm not ----------------------------

The new book was opened, and nothing was said----- it was impossible:

Desperate for all kinds of tickets

After discussing with the boss, the title of the book was changed from the magical four demons who were a little obscure in the past to the more catchy I am the monster now

Style,It's still out of tune.,This chapter is estimated to be the heaviest style in the whole book.,The essence of spoofing something won't change.,If the chaotic spoof style is like taking a piece of knife and cutting a large piece of the ground.,Then the monster is like an electric drill drilling an eye.

It's midnight today.,I'll pass this chapter first.,Later there may be some scrap manuscripts that write about monsters.

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