342: A woman always has to marry and give birth to a cub
Qin Shili saw Zhang Dahu's mouth come up, she pinched his lips with two fingers, and said with a smile: "Kiss it yourself!" Your upper lip and your lower lip kiss enough, I'll let it go. ”
Zhang Dahu hurriedly went to get Qin Shili's hand, Qin Shili's eyes were quick, she twisted his hand, pressed him to the ground again, and said with a smile: "You don't feel the upper skin and the lower skin kiss, don't you?" Then draw close to the earth! The earth has the fragrance of earth, and you have a lot of energy to kiss it. ”
"Don't, auntie, don't let me eat mud. It's a big rebellion for you to treat your husband like this, you know? Don't you know anything about the three outlines and five constants? You should ......"
"I should let you know what punishment is for insulting a girl! Do you dare to play hooligan on me in the future? Still thinking about bullying me? Qin Shili is not relaxed.
"I don't dare, you let me go. Don't worry, even if it's the candle night in the cave room where we got married, I won't take the initiative, I'll wait for you to ride me, okay! Zhang Dahu said.
Qin Shili laughed and let go of Zhang Dahu: "You still tell me jokes?" Don't talk about that in the future. Others still think I'm so waved, like I have six points of water! ”
"You are really not a wave of three-point water, nor a wave of six-point water, you are a wave of waves, waves catch waves, and you are on the top of the waves, I think you are a wave of nine points of water." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Do all men like women?" Qin Shili looked at Zhang Dahu with great interest and couldn't help asking.
"Men like women to wave on themselves, and they are serious about other men." Zhang Dahu said.
"Selfish."
"Patents. Men want to have patent rights over their women. Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"But you men can be promiscuous and promiscuous, aren't you?"
"You're right. Men are really flowery. Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Men are attentive and demand single-mindedness from women. You say that women are single-minded, where do men go to spend their hearts? ”
"This man doesn't care, he only wants his own woman's single-mindedness, and other women, he wants to waste on himself."
"Zhang Dahu, is this your portrayal? Are you the same? Do you want to be lucky too? Qin Shili looked at Zhang Dahu and thought to herself, Que Dongjin has been lucky again and again, he doesn't move women casually!
"I'm not, I'm very dedicated, I just want you to ride me." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Good! I'm riding you! Qin Shili said that she was going to do it again.
"No, it's not this horseback ride, it's a special ride on me."
"If you dare to say this again, I'll let you walk a mile on all fours! Give it a try! Qin Shili glared at Zhang Dahu.
"Alas! It's not easy to find someone from your women's team, and you're always being bullied. ”
"You're looking for another woman! Find a gentle one. ”
"However, I love you so much that I have fallen in love with you, and I can't forget it." Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"Don't be poor! After a while they came over. Let's go, I'll go to the cave. Qin Shili said.
"They may be getting closer, maybe Xie Mengqi is riding Jiang Wukui!"
"Zhang Dahu, do you want a face? If you don't leave, I'll go back by myself. Qin Shili said and walked towards the big tree.
"You wait for me, I didn't say I wouldn't go back!" Zhang Dahu followed behind Qin Shili.
Qin Shili and Zhang Dahu returned to the cave, and Dahu's grandmother looked at Qin Shili with a smile.
"Grandma, you haven't slept yet?" Qin Shili asked with a smile.
"Grandma was so excited that she couldn't sleep." Wang Hanyu said with a smile.
"yes, yes, I couldn't sleep with excitement. Shili, you go out for a walk with Huzi, I'm happy, I'm excited. The old man said.
"Grandma, what are you excited about? You haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, and you're excited? Zhang Dahu looked at his grandmother and said with a smile.
"What do you say? Don't have a word yet? Didn't you go out for a walk with Shili and fall in love? The old man was in a hurry.
"Walking is not love. You say that, who would dare to go out for a walk with a man and a woman? ”
"Shili, you say, do you like Huzi? You tell me the truth, and don't blind me to my old man. The old man looked at Qin Shili.
"I like it." Qin Shili lowered her head, not as crazy as she was outside.
"Listen, Huzi, did you hear that? Shili said that she liked you, why didn't you have a single stroke? The old man said.
Zhang Dahu sincerely wanted to tease his grandmother and ask Qin Shili: "I said grandma, you are an old man, and you can't keep up with the thinking of young people." What young people say like is like, not love, comrades can say they like it, understand? ”
"You talk nonsense! Shili said that like is love! Shili, do you love Huzi or not, you tell me the truth. The old man looked at Qin Shili again.
Wang Hanyu and Que Dongjin both covered their mouths and smiled.
"Grandma, I love Zhang Dahu." Qin Shili didn't want to look at the old man in a hurry, she said softly and lowered her head again.
How did this Qin Shili change in front of my grandmother, did she deliberately pretend to be gentle to make her grandmother like her? That means she's really in love with me.
"Huzi, do you understand? Siri loves you. The two of you just went out for a walk and you didn't ask her? You're just going to take a walk? The old man looked at Zhang Dahu.
"Grandma, what are we going to do when we go out for a walk?"
"You wood! You're a man, you should take the initiative! Come here, I'll tell you......" The old man pulled Zhang Dahu and whispered.
"Grandma, are you mistaken? Didn't you say that? Men and women don't kiss! How do you teach me to kiss her? Zhang Dahu deliberately said loudly.
"Huzi, you! You! You're really wood! What is the era when men and women are not kissed? How can you be more feudal than me? You're so dull, I see how you're a virgin! "Zhang Dahu's grandmother is really anxious.
Que Dongjin and they all laughed out loud.
"Grandma, why do you say that! I'm embarrassed to say that. Qin Shili said and entered her room, she also smiled in her heart, she thought, you Zhang Dahu just pretend! You pretend to be me! Let's see who can pretend!
"Huzi, why are you so stupid? What I taught you, can you say it in front of Shiri and everyone? The old man looked at Zhang Dahu and felt that his grandson was really too stupid.
"Grandma, I'll tell you, I teased you just now. To tell you the truth, when I went out for a walk, I pestered Shili and kissed her. Zhang Dahu whispered into the old man's ear.
"Really? Did you really kiss her? The old man asked uneasily.
"Be quiet, and don't let everyone hear you." Zhang Dahu said.
Que Dongjin and the others all heard the old man's words, and they smiled very happily.
"What's wrong with that? It's a joy to have! The old man said.
"I think you want your granddaughter-in-law to go crazy!" Zhang Dahu said with a smile.
"I'm thinking about my great-grandson, I want to go crazy."
"Grandma, don't say that, Shiri will be embarrassed. You're in a hurry, she doesn't fit in, so she won't fall in love with me. Zhang Dahu said.
"Okay, I don't care about your business. It's up to you to make up your own mind. The old man knew that Huzi had already kissed Qin Shili, and she was relieved.
"Look, another couple is back." Wang Hanyu watched Xie Mengqi and Jiang Wukui come back, and said with a smile.
"Good, that's great! Wu Kui, have you kissed Xie Mengqi? Zhang Dahu's grandmother asked with a smile.
"Grandma, what are you talking about, we're just going out for a walk, what's the kiss or not!" Jiang Wukui said.
"Don't lie to me, old man, now is not the era when men and women don't kiss. Our Huzi has kissed Shili, the two of you are still in love first, haven't you kissed Mengqi yet? The old man looked at Xie Mengqi with a smile.
"Grandma, what did you say? Go and go, you go to sleep! If you talk nonsense like this, Mengqi will be angry! Zhang Dahu pushed his grandmother and told her to go to sleep.
Xie Mengqi didn't speak, she didn't know what to say, she thought to herself, Zhang Dahu moved really fast, and she kissed Qin Shili on her first date. No wonder he said that he rode Qin Shili as a horse. It seems that he is much more capable than Jiang Wukui.
The old man was pushed towards his small cave, and she said, "Huzi, I won't tell you, don't push me, I will go by myself." ”
Zhang Dahu let go of the old man.
The old man didn't go back to her small cave, she walked towards Qin Shili's cave.
"Grandma, you're here." Qin Shili looked at the old man and smiled.
"Come and see you." The old man circled around Qin Shili, "Look at you, how good-looking, you want to have a face, you want a waist to have a waist, your ass is still warped, it's the ass of giving birth to a son!" The old man said with a smile.
"Grandma, don't talk about it. I'm embarrassed to say that. Qin Shili's voice was soft.
"What's not to be interested in? A woman always has to marry and give birth to a cub. Shili, you say, did I accumulate virtue in my last life, so that my tiger son would fall in love with you? What a blessing my tiger son is! The old man said happily.
"Grandma, what do you say? Big Tiger is excellent and I like him. ”
"The big tiger is good, filial piety. Filial children, when they marry, will definitely love their mother-in-law. Really, although Huzi doesn't have your ability, he will definitely be good to you. The old man said.
"Grandma, as long as Huzi is filial and good to me, I will be satisfied. Grandma, let's be filial to you together in the future, okay? Qin Shili looked at the old man, and she felt that the old man should be happy.
"Good, good. Shili, when are you going to marry Huzi? The old man asked.
"Grandma, this is not in a hurry, I told Huzi, drive the little Japanese devil out of China, and we will get married. Otherwise, how can I fight devils? ”
"This ...... When will the little devils get out of China? Damn little devil, why don't you hurry up and go back to your country? Tomorrow I will beat the little devils and beat them all back. The old man said.
"Grandma, tomorrow night will fight the devil's turret, and I said it in the east."
"I know this, but, there are so many little devils, when will they all be beaten! I'm so anxious to hold my grandson! The old man said.
"Grandma, don't worry."
"Grandma, why did you run into Qin Shili's cave? She's going to rest, and there's a mission tomorrow! Zhang Dahu shouted outside.
"Got it, got it. I'll go back to my cave. The old man said and looked at Qin Shili, "Shili, I like you, you want to be my granddaughter-in-law sooner!" ”