Zhang Zhe had just taken a sip of beer, but he hadn't swallowed it yet, and when he heard Lao Bi's words, he couldn't help but squirt it all out, and sprayed Lao Bi who came over to laugh.

"Did I say yes? It doesn't matter, just spray, I'll convince people with virtue. Lao Bi wiped his face, and then lowered his voice and said, "You kid is okay!" It's on without a sound. Yuan Xiaowan is gentle and generous, and she is also quite old; Yeats has a little tooth, a straightforward and a surname, if I were you, I would want to have both......"

"Can you not think so dirty?" Zhang Zhe looked at the direction of the bathroom, lowered his voice and said: "People just spend the night here, what are you doing here, what are you doing, do you still call you brother, are you embarrassed?" ”

"Hehe, you're still pretending to be with me! How do you explain that you went to the bath? She's rushing to the toilet again? ”

Zhang Zhezhen wanted to kick him twice, what kind of superb problem is this! "Aren't you taking a bath? Don't you go to the toilet? At first I was using the bathroom, then they couldn't come out here, and now she goes to the bathroom, what's wrong? ”

"Uh...... Seems to explain the past. But you explain that she was dressed like that? ”

"Boss, as I said, Yeats stole something from someone he shouldn't have stolen, and he was afraid of being troubled, so he didn't dare to go back to me. She came in the evening, didn't I go to your house and turn off the phone again? It was inconvenient to go back so late, and she didn't prepare, so I gave her a dress as pajamas. Zhang Zhe was powerless, but he was quite glad that this was with Lao Bi, and there was still room for explanation, if Yuan Xiaowan and Jiang Jing saw it just now......

"Got it!" Lao Bi took a sip of beer and nodded solemnly.

"Got it?"

"Well, the key word is, 'Yeats stole someone he shouldn't have stolen,' isn't that you?"

Zhang Zhe gritted his teeth and said: "Don't take it out of context, it's 'stealing [something] from someone who shouldn't be stealing." ”

Hearing his emphasis, Lao Bi agreed: "Well said, strictly speaking, stealing people is stealing people's 'that thing'." ”

"......" Zhang Zhe really didn't have the strength to explain.

Lao Bi stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "Others watched A and movies before the opening, but you still watched them after you finished, it seems that you are brewing for the second time!" Don't explain, even Jiang Jing and Yuan Xiaowan don't believe that it is a horror movie where the heroine screams in fright. ”

After saying that, he went straight back to his room.

Zhang Zhe dried the beer in one gulp, and then let out a long breath. Thinking about it again, that's just it, Lao Bi should also have a joke component, even if he really misunderstood, he wouldn't have any other opinions, but it was just one more joke topic. Thinking about it this way, he is not in a hurry or depressed. It's just that I have to tell Yeats, don't let her say that it's not good for Ye Feng to misunderstand. Last time, it was just a foul word, so I asked him to turn his face and do it, to make him misunderstand that he was really 'grassing' his sister, maybe he was going to make some demon moths.

Not long after entering the room, Lao Bi came out again, and before he could reach the sofa, he threw something at Zhang Zhe. He teased again: "Take it easy, you have been saving for twenty years, hungry and thirsty." Yeats's age can't stand the toss, and it's even more troublesome to make 'human life'......"

As he was talking, Yeats came out of the bathroom, and heard Lao Bi mention her name, and said 'human life', 'trouble' or something, thinking that Zhang Zhe had told him about the gun, so he didn't go back to the room, but interjected while coming over: "Alas, that's it, I was worried about death just now, wouldn't it be so coincidental and kill people at once?" ”

When he heard these words, he completely changed his taste again. didn't know about the gun at all, he took it for granted that Yeats meant that, but he didn't expect Lao Zhang to pay so little attention to safety measures, looked at him, signaled that he had to use what he had in his hand next time, and then flashed.

Yeats saw her coming, but Lao Bi didn't look at her or pay attention to her, and went straight back to the room, a little inexplicable, and said in a low voice: "What's wrong?" Blame me for not selling him a gun? ”

"Go back to the room and talk about ......" Zhang Zhe got up helplessly, and even sponsored the set, plus Yeats's words, Lao Bi really believed it.

……

Back in the bedroom and closing the door, Yeats sat on the edge of the bed, his legs raised and dangling. She was wearing Zhang Zhe's T-shirt, standing to cover her thighs, and now when she sits down, she just wraps her buttocks, and her thighs are shrunk by only a few inches.

"What are you shaking? Can a girl be Sven? Zhang Zhe frowned, in order not to let himself have a miss, he went over to sit down in front of the computer desk, with his back to her.

"Cut...... I've just washed and bathed, and I still have water on my feet, okay? I'm not going to wipe your feet with a towel, or I'm going to wipe your sheets directly. ”

A beautiful girl dresses you and tells you on your bed that she just took a shower...... This is undoubtedly easy for a young man who is very angry. Zhang Zhe didn't look back, but he couldn't help but think about her swaying beautiful legs, and guessed if there was underwear under the T-shirt......

"Ahem! Don't talk about that. Zhang Zhe saw that the computer was still on, so he didn't think about the computer, and then said the right thing: "Your performance tonight has already made Lao Bi misunderstand that we have a leg." You'll be able to talk ...... in the future Be careful, it's bad for your brother to misunderstand that we have one leg. ”

"As for it! It's not yet, it's not overnight, we've only been in the room for a long time. Hehe, he doesn't think you're done one, two, three, right? Yeats snickered.

“……”

"What did he just give you? Is it a secret weapon to prevent people from getting out and killing people? Yeats got out of bed and snatched the box that Zhang Zhe had placed on the table.

"Hey!" Zhang Zhe hurriedly got up and snatched it, and said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, it's not a weapon, it's not a play." ”

Seeing his nervous appearance, Yeats was even more curious, trying to hold it up to prevent him from snatching it, and then looking up at what it was. The attention of the two of them was in the box, and they both raised their heads to snatch it, so that they neglected the environment, and without paying attention, when the four hands were fighting, the two of them fell on the bed.

In this position, Zhang Zhe, who was naturally stronger, threw Yeats down on the bed.

"Ouch! Why? If you don't look at it, you won't watch it! "Yeats was crushed by him.

Zhang Zhe also quieted down, and brought the box he had grabbed to her: "You have to be not embarrassed, then look at it!" ”

Of course, Yeats knew about such things, and even knew the brand of Durex, but that was only for information seen in magazines and the like, and he had never seen the packaging himself. And what Lao Bi gave was not the most well-known popular brand like Durex, which was all in English. She couldn't understand it when she saw it, and she couldn't think of what it was.

"What is this?"

"......" Zhang Zhe showed it to her, so he didn't shy away from it, but if he wanted to explain what it was, and when he was lying on the girl, it was a little difficult to say it directly. Uh, do you know that the grass boat borrows arrows? ”

"What?" Yeats was even more confused, this cardboard box has something to do with the straw boat borrowing arrows!

"There you have it...... Despite shooting. After saying it implicitly, Zhang Zhe's impurity swelled a little.

Yeats thought of him saying that Lao Bi had misunderstood, and then listened to this 'have it, shoot it', and immediately understood. The pretty face suddenly turned a little red, and then looked disdainful: "Cut-, the condom is the condom, and the grass and the grass boat borrow arrows!" Even if you shoot, why don't you say (Cao), shoot? ”

...... Shoot...... The grass boat borrowed the arrow, and it seems that it was really shot by Cao Ying.

(Changed a masking word to turn into a star...... Look at it and be satisfied, please collect);