WeChat number?

What is this?

Zuo Jian felt a little strange in his heart, could it be a phone number? He snorted a haha and said vaguely: "It's my phone number......" He believes that admitting ignorance in front of beautiful women is a man's biggest failure! So even if he didn't know, he would never admit it.

"Okay. I know. Qu Rou responded and said with a smile: "Okay, then I'll add your WeChat, and we'll chat on WeChat later!" ”

Chat on WeChat? Zuo Jian probably guessed what kind of WeChat this is, it seems to be a chat software, he said: "Okay." But you have to wait for me a little while, because I have something to do, and when I'm done, I'll chat with you on WeChat. ”

"Okay, that's okay. I don't sleep right now anyway. Qu Rou hung up the phone.

The front foot just hung up Qu Rou's phone, and the back foot left made a call to Liu Fei.

It took a while for the call to be connected.

"Huh? Brother Jian, why did you remember to call me at this time? Liu Fei's voice looked surprised.

In addition to Liu Fei's voice, there was also a burst of noisy music and noise on the other side of the microphone, it seems that Liu Fei, this kid, has a very good life, looking at his rental room, in addition to a bed, there are a few rotten sofas and a TV that I don't know if I can watch, Zuo Jian's heart is a little jealous, "Life is good, boy, I listen to this voice, are you drinking and singing?" ”

"Hahaha, work, work needs." Liu Fei was modest in his mouth, but listening to his words, Zuo Jian felt like he was showing off to himself, he was not angry, and said sourly: "Work needs a fart, are you being a duck and giving people wine?" ”

"Haha, boss, you also know me, but I don't sell my body."

"Pull it down, just you, I don't know yet? When I saw a beautiful girl, I couldn't even walk, and my eyes were bigger than cow eggs! I can't wait to post it upside down......" Zuo Jian said in a vicious tone.

"Hahaha, boss, why do I think you are envious, jealous and hateful?" Liu Fei laughed: "What? Do you want to have fun? I'm in for a treat. ”

Zuo Jiandeng was a little moved, and hesitated in his heart whether to play or not. But after thinking about it, he still flatly refused, and said righteously: "What are you kidding, do you think I look like that kind of person?" I'm not interested in that kind of place. ”

"Hehe, okay." Liu Fei changed the topic and said, "By the way, my motorcycle, when are you going to return it to me?" ”

"Huh. Motorcycles, I don't have a means of transportation for the time being, your kid's life is so nourishing, it shouldn't be a little bit of money, right? As soon as he mentioned the motorcycle, Zuo Jian started haha, "You know, I'm so poor that I can't even afford to eat, your kid lives so nourishingly every day, why don't you buy another one?" Give me this one. Think of it as your ......"

"Stop, stop." Liu Fei was anxious when he heard this, "What you said is lightweight, my lightning is the latest motorcycle, I finally got it, if you want it, there is no door!" ”

"Hey boy, I'm your eldest brother, shouldn't you give me a little gift?" Zuo Jian saw that the soft ones were not good, so he simply came directly to the hard ones.

"You don't come to this set, everything else is easy to say, but this lightning motorcycle can't work, I haven't ridden it for a few days, I was borrowed by you, I'm already very interesting, do you know, this car is my life, people are in the car, the car is lost!" Liu Fei was also unequivocal.

Seeing Liu Fei's soft and hard attitude, Zuo Jian was helpless, so he had to say stupidly: "Okay, look at your stingy appearance." I'll ride it back for a few more days, and I'll give it back to you. ”

"Haha, thank you Boss." Liu Fei said: "If you really don't have a car, I'll find a way to get one for you in a few days." ”

"Well, we'll talk about that later." Zuo Jian replied casually.

"Oh, boss, do you have anything else to do? If not, I won't talk to you, I still have something to do here, and I will accompany the guests. Liu Fei said.

Only then did Zuo Jian remember the purpose of calling Liu Fei, coughed, and said, "By the way, do you know what WeChat is?" ”

"WeChat?" Liu Fei's voice instantly raised a few degrees, and he was extremely surprised.

Liu Fei has always felt that Zuo Jian is like a person living in the 60s, he does not pay attention to any entertainment activities, such as the now popular karaoke, discotheques, clubbing, etc., this qiē is extremely strange to him.

He doesn't pay attention to any fashion entertainment programs, and he can only barely name one or two popular stars.

Not at all for the current epidemic.

Using the adjectives of ideological tradition, old-fashioned and rigid, and low emotional intelligence to describe Zuo Jian, Liu Fei feels that it is more appropriate.

Such a person would actually know WeChat? You must know that texting is a very laborious thing for Zuo Jian - at least, Liu Fei has never seen Zuo Jian text, and he has always called directly. He estimated that Zuo Jian might not be able to text at all!

"Boss, how did you remember to ask WeChat?" Liu Fei gossiped and guessed: "Could it be that you have fallen in love with a beautiful woman?" Got her WeChat ID? There shouldn't be such a possibility, you are not me, so handsome and chic, suave, loved by everyone, flowers bloom, how can there be a beautiful woman suing you for her WeChat number......" While he raised himself, he did not forget to hit Zuo Jian.

"Hey! Boy, what do you say? Zuo Jian interrupted him unhappily, "I'm very busy, I don't have time to listen to you bragging and talking nonsense here - you just tell me what WeChat is, and you don't need to talk to me about other nonsense." ”

“…… Well, to put it simply, WeChat is a network communication tool, just like a phone number, able to send messages, voice conversations, this thing is now the most popular dating artifact, many people use it to pick up girls, hehe. Liu Fei laughed obscenely on the other side of the phone.

"Send a message? Voice conversations? Zuo Jian understood its function, and was suddenly a little puzzled, "Isn't the phone also able to send messages?" Speak? This doesn't seem to be any different from WeChat? ”

"Hey, I knew you would say that." With his understanding of him, Liu Fei knew that Zuo Jian would definitely think so, and he said in a disdainful tone: "I sue you, that's why you can't soak in the main reason for the girl!" Woman, do you know what a woman is? ”

"I don't understand." Zuo Jian honestly admitted, he humbly asked: "However, what does a woman have to do with WeChat?" ”

"The relationship between this is big, it's too complicated, and I'll tell you a little bit about it today." Liu Fei's tone was like that of an expert, "A woman is an animal that pursues feelings...... Forget it, it's too boring to say this, let me give you an example first, let me ask you, what is the difference between eating the same steak at home and eating it in a high-end restaurant? ”

Is it still necessary to ask such a simple question for the mentally retarded? Zuo Jian didn't think about it, and said directly: "The price is different!" ”

“…… You're going to die! Liu Fei almost fainted, "I sue you, it's a feeling!" Feeling, you know? ”

"I don't understand." Zuo Jian said very dryly: "Could it be that in a high-end restaurant, can steak taste other flavors?" ”

"Of course, the steak doesn't taste the taste of seafood." Liu Fei has a feeling of playing the piano to the cow, "However, the steak in a high-end restaurant can taste romantic, and the steak at home, no matter how good it tastes, will not taste romantic, do you understand?" ”

"I don't understand."

"It's okay, I know you don't understand. Girls like to use WeChat because there are some things that are inconvenient to say in person, but on WeChat, you can say them boldly - for example, if a girl likes you, she can ask you directly on WeChat, do you have a girlfriend? And if it were in reality, face to face, she wouldn't ask you so directly. After all, you have to be a little reserved. The biggest advantage of WeChat is that you can say something that you don't usually dare to say, do you understand? ”

"Oh, I see." Zuo Jian nodded as if he didn't understand, "I probably understand a little." ”

"Well, you just need to understand it in general, and I don't expect to be able to raise your emotional intelligence to the level of mine." While Liu Fei hit him, he didn't forget to brag about himself, and while he was talking, he couldn't help but gossip and asked: "Boss, you tell me honestly, do you want to get the WeChat number of the beauty?" ”

"No, it's the first time I've even heard of WeChat, how can there be a beautiful woman's WeChat number?"

"Pull it down, what are you pretending to be. It's not that I don't know you, if you don't have a beautiful woman's WeChat number, how can you think of asking about WeChat? Come on, tell me the WeChat number too, and let me talk about it too. ”

"I said, not really."

"Hey, Zuo Jian, you said that good things should be shared with your brothers!"

"I repeat, I really don't, believe it or not!"

"Then why do you ask WeChat?"

"If I sue you, it's a beautiful woman who wants my WeChat number, do you believe it?"

"I believe...... That's weird! I'm so handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, and no beauty has taken the initiative to ask me for a WeChat number, you are so obscene, unless a beautiful woman is blind, she will take the initiative to ask you for a WeChat number. ”

Zuo Jian said proudly: "Haha, I sue you, brother is not called obscene, it is called charm!" Alas, it's really troublesome, attractive men, you will never understand, men, what you want is connotation, do you understand? Little white face! In addition, what I want to sue you is, in fact, it was the beautiful woman who took the initiative to ask me for a WeChat number, haha, how about it? Isn't it envious and jealous? ”