Chapter 695: The paper man came to the house to greet his relatives and resolutely repented of his marriage
"Is it rich?" Ruo Ling pursed his lips with disdain, "It only costs a few thousand yuan to marry a wife, which is very cheap, where can you see that you have money?" To marry a wife, modern people must have a car and a house, and the real estate certificate must also write the name of the 'woman'. ”
Paper man? Mom, when I was a kid, I thought paper figures were super scary. Now that I look at it, even if I look like a person, my face seems to be a cautious person, which is really weird.
Alice patted Ruo Ling's forehead with hatred: "Stupid, all the money is used to buy corpses and coffins, plus it is rare to ask the mage to preside over the 'Yin' wedding, and it is already rare to have the spare money to buy so many paper figures." ”
"That's right." Ruo Ling nodded suddenly, the other expenses are not very high, but they are already a huge amount of money for ordinary families. Coupled with the most expensive mage fee, it seems that this family is really rich. Or ...... Borrowing money from others, smashing pots and selling iron, but also having a 'yin' marriage.
Duanmu Yang listened to the conversation between Ruoling and Alice shamefully, shouldn't you avoid this kind of ghost greeting scene? Why can Ruo Ling be so calm while eating, while watching a play, admiring the welcoming procession? No, he is now considered a mage, and he still has to learn from ordinary people who are afraid of being bumped into by evil qi and avoid it?
Ruo Ling just put a dish into Dugu's bowl, and saw the welcoming team go straight through his balcony, and Xiao Wang on the balcony immediately screamed in fear and hurriedly ran into the back room.
"Hey, you guys stopped me, I went to the wrong room." Ruo Ling hurriedly called out to a male paper figure at the front of the greeting procession, but when he saw it suddenly pause, he looked a little embarrassed, but he frowned with great understanding and said, "Okay, if you really can't go around my house, you can go over." "It's a big deal to smoke the house afterwards, and it's not easy for a paper man to come out and beg for a living.
"We're not passing through." The male paper figure had a thick blush on his face, and Ruo Ling was a little anxious about the antiques of the paper industry. In these years, you can't be flexible, it's the same paper, can't you tie a handsome guy out?
The man took out a document from his arms and handed it to Alice, turned to Ruo Ling and said, "This is our wedding paperwork, and this time we are here to marry Wang Xiaodie as our uncle's wife." ”
"Bastard, who's your uncle's wife?" Fluttershy is immediately annoyed when she hears this, and she hides in a corner and becomes tough when she sees the paper figure running rampant, and jumps out and growls at the male paper man, "I'm still underage, your aunt is perverted?" Why did it marry me, did I agree? ”
"That's right." Will Spirit forcefully protect Fluttershy behind her and marry her? No matter how annoying Fluttershy is, she can't watch her be forcibly married to an old man.
Seeing that the situation was not right, everyone present immediately blocked Ruoling's eyes, and Beitang Xuan, who had the most right to speak, was of course pushed to the paper money as a representative: "We don't marry here, where do you open the altar now?" I'm going to destroy that paperwork. ”
"That's not good, our duty is to welcome relatives, and we can't 'communicate' with the master when we miss the auspicious time." The face of the male paper man suddenly became difficult to see, it should be said that it has never been good-looking, and the strange aura suddenly became terrifying, "Whoever dares to stop it, we will not let anyone go." ”
"Li, how dare a few paper people be so rampant, and they don't worry about being torn to pieces by us?" Ruo Ling reached out and tugged at the sleeve of Lan Meili's shirt, not feeling ashamed at all. Paper people, as long as they are human, they will feel scared, regardless of whether they are lethal or not.
"Paper figures are originally dedicated to spirits, and they carry the 'yin' energy similar to spirits, and mortals are unlucky to damage the yang energy when they touch it. The paper figurines are even more different, because they are incinerated by the grave by gathering the 'yin' energy of other spirits.
Such a group of paper figures are infested, and the yang people do not avoid it, and if they collide directly, even the soul may be hooked away. By the way, didn't Bella also encounter a welcoming party before? The time when she turned into a 'yin' and yang eye was completely coined, and now that she has been captured again, her luck must have been affected. ”
"Uh-oh." Ruo Ling nodded in realization, and listened to Lan Meili continue to explain, "The knot 'yin' has existed since ancient times, and the marriage in ancient times has always been the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker. Therefore, even if both parties are unwilling, this marriage is recognized and compelled even in the 'underworld'.
Therefore, Beitang Xuancai did not come hard, but chose to re-approach and destroy the secret marriage documents. Otherwise, no matter how many paper figurines we tear up, Fluttershy will be the spirit's wife and be controlled by it. ”
"Oh, oh, oh......" Ruo Ling said that he benefited a lot and buried himself in taking notes, and when he heard it, Lan Meili's vanity exploded directly.
And Beitang Xuanke, who had been 'negotiating' with the male paper man in front, was not happy, he was busy dealing with trouble, Lan Meili just moved his mouth to make Ruo Ling praise repeatedly, and also 'revealed' the affection of worship, and his heart was super unbalanced, okay: "Can you be a little quieter?" ”
"Oh, I almost forgot about you." Ruo Ling quickly put away the notebook, and after hearing Beitang Xuan's complaint, he grabbed his sleeve, "How is the 'exchange'?" ”
"Sleep with me tonight." Beitang Xuan tried his best to make his tone sound extremely relaxed, but his heart was actually beating so much that he was about to jump to his throat. What if the stinky 'woman' refuses, it means that she really hates him? What should I do if I feel that my 'sexual' personality is too bad, far behind others, and I don't want to have sex with others?
"Okay."
"What?" Beitang Xuan plucked his ears without any image, and couldn't believe it, "Are you sure?" ”
"Are you willing or unwilling?" Ruo Ling frowned and looked at Beitang Xuan, anyway, he was fierce and awkward on the surface, and even a chawen pig, but in fact he was 'very' decent and shy, at least Bilie and Xiaogong were safe, what did she have to worry about.
"Yes, yes, yes." Beitang Xuan hurriedly responded, and as soon as he touched the disdainful sight of everyone, he immediately turned his head with a blushing face, and roared in a low voice, "Anyway, as long as the wedding team marries the bride within the so-called auspicious time calculated by the practice, as long as the documents are destroyed within this time, these paper people will not be forced." ”
As he spoke, Beitang Xuan waved his hand and motioned for the paper people to leave first, and hurriedly contacted his peers near the altar to deal with it, and first suppressed the bad mage and 'handed it over' to Nangong.
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By the way, he went to the next town to complete a business, Ruo Ling took Dugu Yan and them to the police station where Nangong temporarily worked, lying on the table and chewing potato chips, the leisurely appearance of almost cocking Erlang's 'legs' was completely in stark contrast to Nangong who had just come in and was very busy.
Nangong had just finished disposing of Fluttershy's body, and as soon as she entered the 'door' spirit, she was lying on the table eating snacks without any image, and patted her little head sweetly: "Hungry? ”