Chapter 313 There is no longer a ...... in the water town of childhood

NV Sister Martial God is a soldier after all, and she wants to know Li Guo's plan only out of private emotions and wants to know from Li Guo's mouth, not from Sister Xue. net

After Li Guo finished speaking, she decisively didn't have any doubts, just nodded in approval. And then she briefly asked some things that made Li Guo more embarrassed. For example, what did you do after getting married, and is this time tiring......

What else can I do when I get married...... Isn't it just a little thing about first love? This Li Guo is naturally going to skip it, after all, others are easy to say, but NV Martial God Sister is a super vinegar altar, and it is very dangerous. In case one day she can't figure it out, and she picks Li Guo's eggs in an excitement, which is also very possible.

So Li Guosuo bypassed some gossip that she was interested in, and just told Xiaoxin all about his crimes during this time. Xiaoxin is a demon king, an absolute 100% demon king, Li Guo and Li Mingxue can manage a little bit when they are there. But as the two of them left there, Xiaoxin became a demon king of the world, and the originally quiet and peaceful resort island was blackened.

This was all said by Daddy Guo's call, Daddy Guo's method of disciplining Li Guo was simple, rude and direct, but in the face of Xiaoxin, a person who can sell cuteness and pretend to be pitiful, this method was suddenly overshadowed, so now he can only condone Xiaoxin in disguise. But this connivance has fueled Xiaoxin's arrogance, Xiaokui was picked up by Sister Xue last night to carry out the mission, and Xiaoxin, who has no playmate, is even more crazy sabotage,

Basically, none of the Jing monsters who are still on the island have not been tossed by her. For example, first tricked Aunt White Snake into transforming into a body, and then drew on her with a marker pen that can never be washed off with lightning speed, such as when Uncle Bull Demon King was talking to the girl about his life ambitions and life perceptions, he secretly dialed the number marked "wife" on his phone, and then poured soy sauce and vinegar in Grandpa Zhong Kui's wine jar, etc.

This kind of behavior seems to have become a copy of Li Guo's childhood, although the two of them are not directly related by blood, but it is obvious that this special ability has been left behind in a strange genetic way. And it also confirmed the ancient adage of "not a family, not a family", and successfully became Li Guoxing's nemesis, Guo's father's biggest rival, and won many battles.

After hearing this, the landlord's sister leaned back and smiled back: "This is my nv." ”

Li Guo tilted his eyes and squinted at her: "You are still laughing, what will you do when you grow up like this?" ”

"There is a father who covers the sky with one hand and is rich and noble, she can do anything. Isn't it? The landlord's sister threw a wink at Li Guo as she spoke, and leaned into Li Guo's ear and whispered, "You can do whatever you want today." ”

Li Guo coughed dryly: "We're talking about business......"

"You can talk about business at any time." Saying that, the landlord's sister dragged Li Guo's belt, turned her head to Mo Chou and said, "I'll go discuss something with Li Guo and come back soon." ”

Mo Chou didn't even hear it because he was in the game console, and he didn't turn his head back. Haiyan smiled disdainfully: "It's really a very important thing." ”

The landlord's sister glanced at Haiyan charmingly: "Of course." ”

When Li Guo and the nv Martial God, whose face was so ruddy that he even walked a little fluttery, came out of her lounge, he found Mo Chou sitting on the floor meditating, and a huge spatial crack seemed to be torn open behind her, and all kinds of strange items kept coming out of it, as if there was a huge garbage heap behind her.

"What is she doing?" NV Valkyrie sister said as she picked up the napkin on the table and wiped the sticky things on the corner of her mouth: "Is she Doraemon?" ”

Li Guo shook his head blankly and looked around. It was found that the ground was covered with all kinds of strange things, including rusty shields, square bricks with earthy yellow sè, red tassel guns with máo, and large scissors with broken teeth......

Anyway, all the weapons that Li Guo could think of appeared here one after another, but what they had in common was the same as the sword summoned by Mo Chou in the morning, all of them were in tatters.

What's more, there is a skipping rope......

"Don't worry...... Although I know you are meditating right now and can't speak. Li Guo touched his chin awkwardly: "But I know you can hear it...... What are you doing here? ”

Mo Chou didn't answer, but Haiyan was answering Li Guo: "Just now she summoned a strange box, and the energy protection system here issued an invasion warning. So we asked her to try to make a little more of this stuff, and Osa and Chun Rijun are now using the spectrum to analyze the energy radiation shè level above. ”

The things behind Mo Chou seem to be endless, and it seems that anything strange in the world can pop out of it. From the weapons just now, to the current bracelets, gold hairpins, necklaces, earrings and yu wear, and then there are belts, clothes, shoes, hats and autumn pants......

And most of them are old-fashioned, and they look like pure rags.

The landlord's sister pondered for a moment, and then pulled Li Guo's belt: "It seems that there are many more, let's talk about a little more things......"

When Li Guo heard this, his face suddenly became bitter: "Don't beg for dissatisfaction ...... so much"

"That's how I am." Ignoring Li Guo's resistance, the landlord's sister dragged him into a dark room with a strange smell.

"Indecent." Haiyan glared at the back of the landlord's sister obliquely. Then, with the instinct of obsessive-compulsive disorder, he began to clean up the garbage that Mo Chou nong came out of......

When Li Guo walked out again with heavy steps, Haiyan had already piled up the garbage wall to a height of about two meters. If it weren't for the fact that the shelter was five meters high, it would have been a garbage block.

And Mo Chou slowly opened his eyes at this time, and the spatial fluctuations behind him no longer spit out garbage. And the first thing she did when she opened her eyes...... It was suddenly a shout with both hands in his heart......

"What's wrong?" Li Guo walked up quickly and looked at Mo Chou worriedly: "What's uncomfortable?" ”

Mo Chou shook his head in a panic, and pointed to the garbage wall with a surprised face: "This ...... This...... Where did you get so many ...... out of the sheath? Treasures. ”

"Treasures?" Li Guo picked up a pair of autumn pants with two fingers: "Are you sure this is also a treasure?" ”

Mo Chou nodded innocently: "This is the Jiaolong Lock ......"

"But this is obviously autumn pants......" Li Guo shook it with his hand, shaking a layer of ash: "How does Jiaolong wear autumn pants?" ”

The corners of Mo Chou's mouth chou, took the autumn pants, pulled the two ends, and the two trousers of the autumn pants were actually tightly connected together, but the crotch was torn because of the sudden pull, and there was a pop......

"It seems ......" Mo Chou was a little disappointed and sad: "They are all old, they are all old......"

The landlord's sister squatted down, put on her glasses, and picked up a square brick: "Energy level three, what kind of brick is this?" Why is there so much energy? ”

"That's Fantianyin...... Mo Chou and Li Guo blushed with a bitter face: "Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi imitated the ......"

"What about this?" Li Guo picked up a trouser belt: "This thing is like stockings......"

Mo Chou pouted: "The famous Chaotian Aya...... Legend has it that there were two of them, and Nezha took one. ”

As soon as Li Guo heard this, a mouthful of old blood spurted out......

"Then don't tell me, this ......" Li Guo picked up a tattered spear that was broken in half and returned to máo: "This is Nezha's gun, right?" ”

Mo Chou looked at it carefully, and then shook his head: "This is Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged gun......"

Li Guo suddenly coughed violently...... The horror in my heart cannot be overstated.

"How did you become such a virtue?" Li Guo casually picked up a baby who didn't know what it was: "This is all turned out of the garbage heap, right?" ”

Mo Chou sighed deeply: "I have been in the world for many years, and the hero is in the twilight......"

At this time, Li Guo picked up a fishing rod from the ground: "This fishing rod seems to be okay, it's not ......."

As soon as the words fell, Li Guo, who was testing the toughness of the bamboo pole in his hand, suddenly felt a tremor in his hand, and then clicked, and the fishing rod in his hand that had been severely weathered was broken in response......

"Xianggong!" Mo Chou shouted: "That's the whip of the gods......"

Well, the proudest thing in Li Guo's life happened at this moment, the legendary big killer that ignored space and time was abolished by Li Guo with a raised hand......

"I think we'd better throw this garbage to Zhijian." Li Guo kissed Mo Chou's forehead: "Why did you find such a large pile of garbage out of the sheath......"

And at this moment, Zhijian, who was disabled, was sitting on the floor, looking at a long sword that was cold and flashing with fierce light, and smirked to himself: "Look, Sister Dingqin, my brother has to give you the same as a new one." ”

The bronze sè long sword buzzed, and the blade of the sword kept rubbing gently against the back of the handicapped Zhijian.

The disabled Zhijian's face was flushed, and he looked very enjoyable: "Okay, okay, it's over when my sister-in-law knows, it's ...... obedient"

Before he could finish his sentence, a huge spatial crack suddenly appeared above his head, and then he looked up and suddenly saw ...... A large pile of all sorts of garbage came down from it and buried him underneath. At the top of the garbage heap, standing is Li Guo......

"Zhijian?" Li Guo looked around after appearing: "Come out ......"

Zhijian, who is disabled, struggled out of the garbage heap with a hand: "Pull Lao Tzu...... I cào...... Where did all the rags come from? ”

Li Guo spread his hands helplessly: "Your daughter-in-law ......"

After dragging the disabled Zhijian out, Li Guo casually threw a tattered tattered to him: "You have a job to do." ”

The disabled Zhijian rubbed his nose: "My daughter-in-law ...... She's still this xing, it's easy, and she will give nong whatever she looks at...... Most of the first half of this place is gone, and there is a fart. ”

"That's your business." Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "My daughter-in-law and your daughter-in-law wear a pair of pants ......"

The disabled Zhijian bent over and picked out the good things in the garbage heap: "These things are all left behind, a large part of them are in the ancient tombs, some have been taken away, and the rest are sleeping in the open." Many have been reincarnated in spirit states, and all that remains is a pile of broken copper and iron. ”

"Oh, Qingsuo in the purple and blue swords." Zhijian, who was disabled, threw a broken sword like a burning stick in front of Li Guo: "Who knows which family she is in this life, when she confessed to me, I actually refused." ”

"Ziying's body has long since died." The disabled Zhijian took out a rusty bell again: "Have you seen the big talk Journey to the West?" The wick girl really exists, and this is the tassel flower pot. It's useless either. ”

"Huh?" Zhijian, who was disabled, was suddenly stunned: "This one is still alive." ”

As he spoke, the disabled Zhijian took out a Yu mouse from the garbage heap: "Ruyi Baojian, this can be had." ”

"Then you're playing here, I'm over." Li Guo sighed and threw down the whip in his hand that was broken into two pieces: "This is said to be a whip." ”

"It's a whip." The disabled Zhijian wiped his nose: "This guy used to be my rival, but now seeing its virtue, I feel quite uncomfortable." ”

The disabled Zhijian said, and clattered the whip to smash: "Hey...... It's really uncomfortable......"

Li Guo: "......"

In fact, Li Guo keenly found that when the disabled Zhijian saw the wreckage here, although his mouth was still so unobtrusive and stupid, there was an inexplicable sadness in his eyes, just like the eyes of an old man when he saw the tombstone of his partner.

"You know, if this stuff is still useful." Disabled Zhijian smiled: "How powerful will your little Mochou be?" ”

Li Guo shook his head blankly......

"Just by smashing people, it can smash the gods and Buddhas of the heavens to the heart." The disabled Zhijian sneered: "But after all, this is also an ideal state, if these things are useful, Xiao Mochou may not be able to get them." ”

Also...... Now these garbage can be easily collected by the eldest sister out of the sheath, so if it is in its heyday, these things are all in the hands of various cow bi. Want to come over with nong...... It's really not easy.

"Go ahead, about a tenth of this place will be restored." The disabled Zhijian shook his fingers: "But don't expect too much, even if it is repaired, it will be lowered by more than one or two points because of time." ”

Li Guo shrugged: "I didn't plan to rely on these rags at all. ”

And when Li Guo reflexively returned to Mo Chou's side, the disabled Zhijian sat on the ground with a bitter smile, and the original hippie smile instantly brought the profundity after time carving: "Old friends, we meet again." ”

Time is actually not only a pig-killing knife, it is also a dog-killing knife, a cattle knife, a pencil sharpener and a switchblade, a thunderous name, what a whip, mixed with the sky, Fantian Seal, Qingsuo sword, now after all, it still can't escape the fate of being reduced to a pool of slag, maybe the disabled Zhijian is lucky, and can be retained, but then see these treasures that were once the treasure of the town faction, the treasure of the town, and even can attract a slaughter and fight for the treasure has become such a miserable and sad look now, it is inevitable that the rabbit died and the fox is sad.

The world is impermanent, the gallop of the year and the heroic dry clouds of the year have become a story of truth or falsehood, even children know that Nezha is actually just a story used to deceive people, no one believes in the chic of one person and one sword walking all over the world, and no one is crying for a hero who died for the world.

"Hey, aren't you crying?" Li Guo's hand suddenly wrapped his arms around the disabled Zhijian's shoulder: "Do you want this." ”

The disabled Zhijian frowned, and quickly wiped his glasses with his sleeve: "Mother's fart, Lao Tzu's eyes are just gray." You're back to fart? ”

Li Guo coughed: "I always feel that NV people are just as important as friends, and I have very few friends." So I saw that your eyes were quite miserable just now, and I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to drink nongy, so I came back and took a look. ”

Disabled Zhijian bowed his head and remained silent.

And Li Guo just patted him on the shoulder: "Friend of the basin, it's not like you're the only one left." Don't you still have a sheath, and Zhanlu? ”

The disabled Zhijian shook his head and let out a long sigh: "In a blink of an eye, the vicissitudes of life,"

"Don't be so literary." Li Guo stood up: "The days can't pass?" ”

The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "Don't bother Lao Tzu, what should you do." ”

Li Guo snorted: "Then don't drink nongyào, you can't drink to death, don't spend the money you shouldn't spend." ”

The disabled Zhijian smiled and kicked Li Guo's buttocks: "Hurry up, Lao Tzu go buy the kind that has another bottle, and I'll drink it and fill you with a bottle." ”

"You didn't have that luck winning the lottery."

Li Guo's voice finally disappeared in the room, and Zhijian, who was disabled, also lay down on the garbage heap: "Sleep first, you give me your dreams." ”

After returning to Mo Chou's side, Li Guo told the story of the disabled Zhijian crying nostalgically, and then added fuel and vinegar to describe how miserable the disabled Zhijian was, and how kind and kind he was to comfort him.

"Mo Chou doesn't believe it...... Mo Chou shook his head: "My brother-in-law...... It's a rare wonder in the sky and on the earth, how can you cry. ”

Li Guo touched Mo Chou's little bangs: "You don't know when a man is the most vulnerable, Zhijian is actually more like a poet." ”

"Limerick?" The eldest sister out of the sheath suddenly appeared and hugged Mo Chou's neck from behind: "He, I know best." It can't be what you say. ”

Li Guo raised his head and glanced at the eldest sister out of the sheath: "It's like a man doesn't understand NV people, and NV people probably can't understand men." ”

"Okay, no nonsense." Li Guo patted Sister Martial God: "Now let's hit the road, fight quickly, and then rush to the US imperialists to support Sister Xue." She just called me and said she was in big trouble. ”

And the NV Martial God was stunned for a moment, and then turned to excitement: "Is it true?" You're going with me too? ”

Li Guo nodded: "Of course...... I think it's because I'm ignoring Aoi...... She's too sharp to get into trouble. ”

"What if we're dragged down here?" The landlord's sister touched her chin: "It's not impossible. ”

Li Guo also nodded: "I have already told Sister Xue, if I don't arrive, she will take a vacation." ”

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