21 Big lie
"Why! Losing a warhorse, is that all it takes!" I tried to provoke him! In my understanding, orcs are usually hot-tempered.
"Don't worry!" the half-beast commander seemed to see through my intentions: "They can't escape, kill you, and I'll catch up with them again, it's the same!"
"It's really a shame!" I didn't give up trying to provoke him: "If you want to kill me with your ability just now, it's impossible!"
"Interesting!" the Half-Beast Commander looked at me for a long time, "I can see that you want to make me angry!
"Damn, are you still a half-orc!" this time it was my turn to look shocked: "Aren't half-orcs all simple-minded big fools!"
"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" The half-beast commander stretched out two fingers of his right hand and shook it: "What you said, that's an ordinary half-orc, but I'm the royal family among the half-orcs, and I'm still the eldest son of the current beast emperor, the future beast emperor!
"No, my luck is so bad!" I looked frustrated: "I actually met a half-orc who is more cunning than a fox!"
"Vixen!" the half-beast leader was a little puzzled, "Could it be one of the orcs! It sounds like you humans admire the wisdom of this race!"
As soon as I heard it, I was secretly happy, hehe, it turns out that this orc prince is not inaccessible, I secretly analyzed that orcs have almost no special skills except for strong force, and low intelligence should be a common phenomenon among orcs, so that among orcs, orcs with superior intelligence are often rarer than those orcs with strong strength, and they are also more precious! Therefore, in addition to pursuing strong strength for thousands of years, the orcs have also been focusing on making their people smarter. Because,Thousands of years of war have shown that if you want to deal with cunning humans, it is far from enough to rely on bravery and brute force! Of course, these analyses are more or less borrowed from the descriptions of orc tribes in other fantasy novels.,I don't know how accurate it is.,But because it's ** not far from ten!
Haha, it turns out that the orcs are no longer pursuing great force but superior wisdom, no wonder they are so concerned after hearing my casual complaint.
Since you're interested in this topic, I don't mind chatting with you for a while, after all, it can be delayed for a while. At that moment, Zhengse said: "This fox spirit is not an ordinary orc, but one that can only appear in a hundred years, the supreme wise man!"
"Yes, why have I never heard of it!" The half-beast commander subconsciously lowered the plate axe in his hand a little, the flaw, the slightly exposed throat area! I resisted the urge to draw my sword, and continued to talk nonsense: "This is historically well-documented!" I decided to carry out the fool to the end: "In the legend, the fox spirit is divided into nine levels, each level of generation is a certain intelligence and force, this level of the fox spirit is a newborn child, and its intelligence is only the same intelligence as a human child. ”
Speaking of this, I subconsciously stopped, but saw that the half-beast commander on the other side still had a faint smile on his face, and seemed to be very interested in watching me continue to perform" "And then!"
Grandma's! Could it be seen through!" I thought to myself, but since he was interested in watching the play, I also decided to cooperate with him well, after all, the longer the time dragged on, the more beneficial it would be for Long Xin and their escape.
"As the years go by, the newborn vixen will become smarter and smarter, and after that, it will evolve into a second-level vixen, and at this time, a second tail will open out behind her!" I quietly looked at the half-beast leader's expression, still watching the show, as if waiting for me to continue to flicker.
"Damn, look at my jokes, yes! Well, I've decided to give you some surprise!" I continued: "The second-level vixen has the intelligence of a human teenager! And then she will continue to evolve! After reaching the third level! At this time, she will spread her third tail! And at this moment, her intelligence should reach the level of an adult human, if you want to compare it, it will be like you and me now!"
"It's only the third level, so smart!" the half-beast leader finally showed a look of surprise, but his practice was still full of suspicion.
"Yes, it's only level three!" I said in a deep voice, "After that, every time she evolves, her intelligence will be further strengthened! When she reaches level four, she will spread her fourth tail." And at this time, her intelligence had reached the level of a human genius. ”
"Genius! How is this possible!" the Half-Beast Commander, although he doubted the truth of what I said, but there was still an uncontrollable excitement that a fellow human genius could be born from among the orcs.
"That's right, level four is the genius of human beings!" I pretended to sigh with emotion: "As for the fifth-level vixen, its intelligence will only be higher than that of the fourth-level, and it has already reached an extremely terrifying height!" If there is anything to describe it, it can only be described as a super genius, and at this level, the fox spirit can already be freely transformed into a human form, and there is only a female fox spirit in the fox spirit, so after transforming into a human form, it can only appear in the form of a human woman, and the fox spirit after reaching the human form is extremely intelligent, and this level of human beings can only be compared to the creation of the Holy Word Sect of the Biqi Continent in history!
"What!Holy Word True Soul!Mo Luo Yunxi!" The Half-Beast Commander couldn't help but lift the plate axe in his hand tightly, and his murderous aura was soaring. In the history of Fama in this world, it is recorded that a long time ago, the rulers of the entire Fama continent were extremely powerful orcs, and the humans at that time had been driven to the edge of the continent, which is now where the Biqi Empire is located, and was in danger of extinction, I believe that the orcs have long been extinct. The True Soul of the Holy Word can be said to be the most feared human in the entire orc world, even in the five thousand years after his death, the wisdom he left behind still made the orcs who had cowered in the Walma Forest suffer, because after his death, human beings established the current Church of the Holy Word according to the Codex of the Divine Word he left, and at the same time, there are also many astronomical and geographical records in the Codex of the Holy Word, as well as a variety of life encyclopedic techniques, art of war, martial arts, and forging................... And so on and so forth, and so on. Under the leadership of the Church of the Divine Word, mankind has been building its own home according to the plan left in the Codex of the Word, which has continued to this day and developed into the current world of Fama, which can be said to be the source of all Fama civilizations. For the wisdom of the true soul of the Holy Word, which is almost like a god, not only the human society worships him as a god, but even the orcs who were defeated by him are in awe of him.
Now that the sixth-level fox spirit I mentioned actually has the same wisdom as the true soul of the Holy Word, how could it not make the half-beast commander terrified. However, he still maintained the last trace of reason: "Although very reluctant, but we still have this bit of self-knowledge, among orcs, it is impossible to give birth to such a genius! So, the joke ends here!" said the half-beast commander, his expression stunned: "Thank you, for telling me a good story!"
No, it's so fast, it's going to start! No, I haven't made a trick yet.
"Hahaha! Yes, it is indeed impossible for such a super genius to be born among the orcs in the world of Fama!" I decided to release my final move.
"What do you mean by that!" the Half-Beast Leader said in a deep voice.
"I ask you, how big is this world!" I didn't respond to the half-beast leader's reaction, but just asked indifferently.
"This??" the half-beast commander hesitated: "As far as I know, there is no other land outside the Biqi Continent, the Demon Sealing Continent, the Demon Dragon Continent, and the Cangyue Islands!"
"Hahahaha! That's right, it's the same as what is written in the textbook!" I looked disdainful: "But you don't think that this world is so big!"
"What, is there any other continent?" this time, it was the half-beast leader with a shocked look.
"Let me ask you, with the Biqi Continent as the center, where is the place to the west!" I continued to flicker, while secretly thinking in my heart about how far Long Xin and the others had escaped.
"To the west is the Sealed Demon Continent!" said the half-beast commander.
"What's the place to the west of the Demon Continent!" I continued to guide the half-beast leader's thoughts.
"That ??" the Half-Beast Commander hesitated a little: "According to the history books, the sea area three thousand miles west of the Sealed Demon Continent is the Dead Sea, and it is impossible for any ships to pass through the Dead Sea, so to this day, no one knows where the other side of the Dead Sea is!"
"Hahahaha! Don't you know?" I secretly shouted in my heart, God help me, I don't know the best, then the next words are up to me, anyway, you can't verify it: "Let me tell you!" I cleared my throat and continued: "About three million miles west of the Dead Sea, there will be a storm ocean, which is also called the Atlantic Ocean, and in the center of this ocean there is a continent called America! This American continent is many times larger than the current Biqi continent, but to the Americas and then go a million miles west, you will reach the Arctic Ocean, the center of the Arctic Ocean is a continent called Europe, this Europe is three times larger than the Americas, and then from the European continent to the west two million miles, there is called the Indian Ocean, in the center of the Indian Ocean there is a fast continent called Africa, this Africa is much larger than Europe, and then from Africa to the west five million miles will reach another ocean, this ocean is called the Pacific Ocean, and the center of the Pacific Ocean is a continent called Asia, the area of the Asian continent is larger than the three continents of Europe, America and Africa combinedAnd there is a very powerful country on this continent, and that is China. The vixen I am talking about is a member of this orc nation called China, do you understand now?" "Hehe, this passage is a complete spoof, and I said it in one breath, my face is not red, my heart is not beating, anyway, west of the Dead Sea, no one knows what it is, even if I talk nonsense, what is there to do! And my coherent tone and determined expression do not show that I am lying.
"..................." The half-beast commander was completely stunned, and I believe that even if he stabbed him in the throat now, it would be no problem: "Is there really such a big land in the world, and there is still a place called China, is there really such a smart orc!"
"Of course! That fox spirit is very powerful! In Chinese history, there have been several famous six-tailed demon foxes!" So I continued to chase and fight, continued to flicker, and persevered to the end, and I estimated in my heart that Long Xin and the others had been out for more than an hour, and I had been telling the story to this half-beast leader for an hour, it was unbelievable, this half-beast leader was actually a curious baby who liked to listen to stories!
"I'll tell you the story of the first and most prestigious six-tailed demon fox in Chinese history, Daji, and Jiang Ziya. I cleared my throat and felt a little thirsty, but I didn't have any water on me, so I had to endure it and continued: "According to legend, the Shang Dynasty in Chinese history ........................ In the end, the king burned himself and the magnificent Lutai in a fire! I poured out the romance of the gods like pouring beans in one breath, and in order to highlight the vixen's awesomeness, I deliberately said that Jiang Ziya was the incarnation of the fox spirit, and Daji launched a-for-tat struggle. I just hope that Jiang Ziya Dashen Quanxia will know not to trouble me, although I have changed your old man's background, and even the gender has been changed, but this is also a helpless thing, you have a lot of adults, let go of the small one, after telling the story, I touched my chest with a little weakness and prayed secretly.
"It turns out that the fox spirit is so powerful!" the half-beast commander looked at me in a trance!
"Hehe! This is just the first generation of vixens to appear in the human world, and there are many people who are better than them next: "Like the Three Kingdoms era in Chinese history, there is another super vixen that is not inferior to her predecessors in the slightest, her name is Zhuge Liang!
"Wait!What do you mean by sinking fish and falling geese!!" the orc commander quickly stopped and asked when he heard what he didn't understand.
"Well, drink, stupid, I don't understand this!" I said angrily: "This sinking fish and falling geese close the moon and shame the flower means, this woman is so beautiful, the wild geese in the sky, when they see it, they can't fly, they fall directly from the sky, and they are accidentally seen by the fish in the water, and they will be amazed by her beauty, they can't swim, they just turn their bellies and sink into the water, and the most terrible thing is that even this flower has to be ashamed when she sees her, and she has no place to be ashamed, so as not to be embarrassed!
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"Okay, don't interrupt!" Then I put the embodiment of wisdom, the representative of wisdom, Mr. Zhuge Liang, according to the usual artificial beautification of him, the birth sect should also become a fox hole from Shuijing Villa, everyone imagines for themselves, the appearance of the mink Zen beauty plus the wisdom of Zhuge Military, it is constituted, the fox spirit version of Zhuge Liang's eyebrows.
"Huhu was full of fire, and Cao Cao was directly burned and discarded his armor, and he ran around with his head ............" When I said that the section of the fire burning Chibi, it had been a full four hours.
"Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang, a beautiful fox man, is so good, to be honest, the wise man of mankind Zhou Yu is also very smart, but it's a pity that he ran into Zhuge Liang, this is both Shengyu and He Shengliang, really, Zhou Yu's most unfortunate life portrayal!" "The half-beast commander has been listening to the story for an afternoon, and he is still unsatisfied, and he sighed: "The fox spirit! What a cute and terrible beast clan! It would be great if we could find one like this!"
"And then!" I looked stunned as I looked at the Half-Beast Commander with an expectant expression, oh my God, this guy still wants to hear it!
"Well, it's not too early for you to see it!Let's talk another day!" After saying that, I dodged and ran away. Just kidding, it was originally to fool him, but now he has been fooling him for more than four hours in one go, and if he continues to fool around, he has to go through the gang, not at this time, but when.
"Hey!!Wait!Don't run!" The orc commander behind him quickly chased after him: "Then what happened to Cao Cao! And where is the fox hole you said!"
"Stupid, that's a lie to you, you actually believe it!" I ran for my life, but I didn't have a good breath.
"Whew, do you think I'll believe it?" The half-beast commander chased after me with a firm face: "If you want to lie, you have to make up a good lie, think of such a clever plan, how can such a beautiful person make it up!" said the half-beast commander and raised the speed again: "No, I must catch you and ask where those lovely vixens live!"
"Whew! Oh my God! You're really so liar, I said I lied to you, and you still believe it!" I really wanted to cry without tears, but I didn't expect this guy to chase me desperately to know where the fox hole was.
"Liars who deceive people will try their best to prove that they are telling the truth, where will they be like you, they will actually expose their own deception!" "The half-beast leader gritted his teeth: "Don't think that we orcs are so easy to deceive, I will definitely catch you." ”
"Roar!" the orc commander roared, his speed exploding, and in an instant, he narrowed the distance by ten meters.
"Ahh You know, I am no longer what I used to be, speed is my natural advantage, and at this moment, I have played to the limit. But even so, he couldn't get rid of the orc commander behind him!