Chapter 110: I have a report

Zhao Changfeng smiled and watched Liu Junkang retreat, nodding in his heart, Liu Junkang is becoming more and more mature, and in time, he can be put outside as a director.

Gao Shengqiang made fun on the side and said: "Boss, you have been in the provincial government for four or five years, and the rules of the big places must be different from the rules of the small places below us. Han Jiasen and several deputy procurators general followed suit, and asked Zhao Changfeng to talk about the rules of the banquet in the provincial government.

Zhao Changfeng naturally understands that this is a must-have program for all leaders to participate in the banquet. At a banquet, the leader is the center of the banquet, and as the center of the banquet, it is natural to tell two jokes, a few anecdotes, or one or two high-level comments. This is not only a habit of leadership, but also of subordinates. If the leader attends the banquet but is silent, the subordinates will inevitably be anxious, worried that the leader will not be attentive and make the leader angry. Of course, there are some subordinates who don't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky, and they will think that the leader has no level, and they can't even speak when they attend a banquet. No matter what the situation is, Zhao Changfeng is unwilling to appear. The so-called follow the local customs, since you have arrived in this place, you have to sing the little songs of this place. Since Zhao Changfeng is in this position, of course he must act according to the rules of this place.

So Zhao Changfeng talked about the rules of the banquet in several provincial towns, and said one or two anecdotes about the provincial leaders, of course, these anecdotes are harmless, and the provincial leaders in the anecdotes have been transferred to other provinces.

To tell the truth, Han Jiasen and Gao Shengqiang have already heard about some of the rules in the banquet in these provincial governments, and they have heard Zhao Changfeng talk about it at this time, but they still feel very interesting and fascinated as if they had heard it for the first time. And when Zhao Changfeng talked about those two interesting anecdotes that they had never heard of, their eyes widened even more, and their mouths were half open. Looking at Zhao Changfeng with full attention, at this time, in their eyes, except for Mayor Zhao, there was nothing else between heaven and earth.

After Zhao Changfeng finished telling the last anecdote, he saw that the whole table was fascinated. He smiled and said, "Come, don't just talk." Everyone eats vegetables! ”

Only then did everyone come to their senses, picked up the chopsticks, their eyes moved with Zhao Changfeng's chopsticks, and when they saw Mayor Zhao's chopsticks ordering the dish, everyone's chopsticks could move the dish, as for those Zhao Changfeng's chopsticks that were not taken care of for the time being, no one else at the table could touch them anyway.

Zhao Changfeng smiled and took the chopsticks and ordered them on every dish on the table. said: "Come on, everyone feel free." Seeing Zhao Changfeng's action, everyone went to the scruples in their hearts, and took chopsticks to pick up dishes at will, and suddenly the atmosphere on the wine table became warm.

In officialdom, it is popular to tell jokes when drinking, of course, the word "meat" must be added in front of the joke, which is like Chinese inviting people to drink, you must order a few meat dishes. If there is only wine and no meat, then not only will the guests feel unhappy, but the people who invite them will also feel embarrassed. Drinking wine in officialdom, there is wine and meat, and it must be accompanied by some meat jokes to help the fun, if there are not a few meat jokes. Then the atmosphere at the wine table is not warm enough and not lively enough. This is not conducive to the exchange of feelings among comrades. It is even more detrimental to the integration of leaders and comrades. Although Zhao Changfeng doesn't like such bad habits of officialdom, since he is in officialdom, he can't help but follow this set of rules.

After drinking a few more glasses of wine, Zhao Changfeng said with a smile: "Today it is the first time for me and several comrades to drink together, so let's liven up the atmosphere and tell a joke for each of us." Who's not funny. Three glasses of wine, what do you think? ”

In addition to Gao Shengqiang, Han Jiasen, and Liu Junkang at the wine table. It was the first time for everyone else to sit at the same table and drink with Zhao Changfeng. They couldn't figure out Zhao Changfeng's temper, and they were worried that the young mayor would not be happy with the people, so although they held a lot of meat jokes in their stomachs, they didn't dare to say it. At this time, seeing Zhao Changfeng speak, they breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, it seems that Mayor Zhao is younger than other leaders, and he is no different from other leaders in other aspects, so such a leader will be waiting. So everyone applauded and responded to Zhao Changfeng's call.

Zhao Changfeng's gaze turned for a moment, fell on Han Jiasen, and said, "Prosecutor General, today is your reception banquet, so let's start with you." ”

Han Jiasen's old man was safe, he hadn't seen anything, this kind of scene naturally wouldn't be stage frightened, he picked up the teacup and moistened his throat, coughed with care, and said: "There was a girl who bought a pack of boxed milk, was waiting for the bus, just took a sip, the car arrived at the station, and the girl got on the bus with the milk in her hand." But there were a lot of people in the car, and there were passengers coming up from behind, squeezing the girls in. The girl had no choice but to be squeezed, and the milk carton in her hand was squeezed and deflated, and the milk overflowed. So the girl screamed: Don't squeeze! Don't squeeze! You've got all my out! The whole table laughed, and some of the people stared maliciously at the chest of the little waiter holding the wine bottle next to him. The little waiter blushed and stood there writhing.

Zhao Changfeng smiled and said, "Old Han, that's good!" Then he looked at Gao Shengqiang with a smile and said, "Director Gao, you can have one too." ”

Gao Shengqiang drank with the audit unit all day, and he had already exercised in the wine field, and telling a joke was still a handy thing for him, and he took advantage of the wine to say: "I once visited a monastery in the United States, which was built on a hill and the road was bumpy. The nuns all need to ride bicycles to buy things down the mountain. When we visited, we saw the abbot reprimanding the nun sharply: "If any of you are shouting when you ride your bicycle down the hill to buy something, I will put the bicycle cushion on you!" After speaking, Gao Shengqiang was leisurely