Chapter 2010: Two Empty ......
Dull, dull, dull, dull, dull.
Li Guo was lying on the floor tossing and turning, the bird spirit next to her kept chattering, no one knew what she was talking about, anyway, she kept talking, as if it wasn't enjoyable, if the sleeping Li Guo was lying on his stomach or turned sideways, the bird spirit had to correct Li Guo, which made Li Guo sleep for the morning, but he didn't fall asleep at all...... Mo Chou is obsessed with online games, and now he has learned to use such a thing as voice, and from time to time he commands his accomplices to defend or scout or rush when he is playing interstellar, Li Guo looks at Mo Chou when he gets up to go to the toilet, and finds that she is using the human field double barracks to ruch a bunker stream of the gods, and relying on her perverted micro shit, she can easily take one in three minutes.
As for the landlord's sister, maybe Li Guo served very well yesterday, she was in a very happy mood today, going back and forth in the house alone, washing clothes and mopping the floor, washing dishes, drying quilts, and her energy was almost unlimited.
And in the afternoon, Amber came back and brought a shocking good news, all the funds were in place, just waiting for Li Guo's words. And this money has not hurt the Li family's reserves, and it is completely liquid...... However, after handling hundreds of millions of dollars, Amber reached out to Li Guo and asked for a few hundred yuan after lunch, as money to buy snacks in the afternoon...... Li Guo can be said to be penniless now, the bank card is in Mo Chou's hand, the credit card is in the landlord's sister's hand, and the three or four thousand yuan in cash has all been looted by Amber...... In the afternoon, Li Guo had no choice but to continue to lie on the carpet and watch TV, and there was a bird spirit with an inexplicable resentment beside him.
"You're not going?" Li Guo felt awkward no matter how he looked at today's bird spirit, and he was still the kind of person who looked awkward: "You are too abnormal today." ”
The bird was listless, but silently lay next to Li Guo: "I'm here for that, the amount is large, and it will leak sideways." ”
"This ......" Li Guo was suddenly shocked: "You don't need to tell me about this kind of thing......"
But after finishing speaking, Li Guo sat up, and glanced twice at the ass of the bird spirit: "But ...... As a bird, how could you ......?"
"This kind of thing can't be explained by science." The bird spirit grabbed Li Guo's collar and dragged him in front of him: "What you should do now, is to hug me tightly, and then ask me if I am uncomfortable, right?" ”
"Oh......" Li Guo obediently turned sideways and hugged the bird essence into his arms, put one hand under her neck, and hugged her waist with the other: "Are you uncomfortable?" ”
"It's not uncomfortable." Bird Zijing closed his eyes and continued to arch into Li Guo's arms: "Get used to it." ”
Li Guo was blindsided at that time: I rely on ...... You don't feel sorry for you tossing me so much, this is a loss of conscience.
But generally speaking, holding a beautiful girl like this and doing nothing is also a very cool thing, so Li Guo didn't have too many complaints, but adjusted his position stiffly, so that he could see TV without letting Bird Zijing use the topic to play...... "I'll sleep for a while." The bird nestled in Li Guo's arms, said in a sullen voice, and then gradually stabilized his breathing until he was silent...... Li Guo looked at the bird essence dumbfounded: "You want my own life......"
But soon, the feeling of warm fragrant nephrite in his arms made Li Guo fall asleep unconsciously. The nose was filled with the faint fragrance of the bird essence, which was quite comfortable, and the sunlight that penetrated through the huge glass door lazily just sprinkled on Li Guo, so Li Guo slept very sweetly this night.
When he opened his eyes, he found that the bird spirit was still in his arms, but his posture became extremely ugly, and his sleeves were wet with saliva, and because of his posture, he was still snoring. The sky outside had become gray, and on the sofa as far as Li Guo could see, there were a row of feet of different sizes...... Some are wearing cute doll stockings with strawberries, some are wearing pure white princess stockings, and some are wearing small pink stockings...... Strawberry socks don't need to be seen, it's the landlord's sister's...... The pure white is Mo Chou, and the pink stockings are the little new girl...... "You ......" Li Guo sat up slowly: "When will you come back......"
Sister Xue walked out from the kitchen with a plate of golden fried rice cakes, and just heard Li Guo's question, she replied with a smile: "It's been a long time since I came back, and I've watched a ghost relationship, and I've heard you two talk in your dreams......
Li Guo was stunned...... Then the cold sweat came down...... "Li Guo, help me untie the wedding dress straps." Mo Chou coldly used the tone of the bird essence and began to imitate: "It's too tight, I said that I can't wear a wedding dress when I am pregnant." ”
Then the little new girl said in a rough voice in Li Guo's tone: "I said at the beginning that you should wear a cheongsam, but you don't wear it." ”
"Damn, are you mistaken, I've been six months old, do you still look like a person wearing a cheongsam?" Mo Chou held back a smile and continued to imitate the bird spirit: "It's all you, do you have to get married at this time, and wait for the child to be born before getting married?" ”
The little new girl immediately answered: "Then you might as well wait until the child is four or five years old before getting married, and then the best man will be saved." ”
"I told you that she is a girl, and she wants to give birth to a son and find someone else." When Mo Chou said this, his mouth couldn't stop the wind, and the smile he couldn't hold back was about to burst out: "My mother, my belly button is bulging out, how will my mother see people in the future." ”
The little new girl had a strange expression: "It's good to finish the confinement...... Look at Xinxin's mother, her figure is not out of shape. ”
"Okay, okay...... It's ......" Li Guo's face was hot and red: "Don't learn...... What the hell is this......"
With that, Li Guo picked up the bird spirit from the ground, and then moved back to her own room. But when he came out, the people outside were all looking at Li Guo with an almost playful look, even Mo Chou, who had always been well-behaved.
"Brother, it's a tragedy." Sister Xue happily took a plate of dishes and put them on the table: "Bird, she inherited her father's speed and her mother's dream technique, but she can't master the dream technique this time, and it's generally useless." But if someone sleeps with her while she is dreaming, that person will enter her dream. Have you ever seen Inception? That's the effect. ”
Li Guo touched the root of his hot ear: "In other words, what I said just now was because I entered the dream of the bird spirit?" ”
"Not only did you enter, but you also interacted." Although Sister Xue didn't look smiling, Li Guo suddenly noticed that her back was trembling: "It seems to be very romantic......"
Li Guo really lost face...... Although he doesn't remember what he dreamed just now, from Mo Chou and Xiaoxin's imitation show, Li Guo's smart little head has formed a complete picture...... If you guessed correctly...... Bird Zijing is dreaming of marrying Li Guo, and her belly is still big, six months! And the scene in the dream should be after the banquet, after returning to the cave room, what to untie the wedding dress and give birth to a boy and a girl...... This topic is intimate with his grandmother...... And at this time, the ignorant bird spirit stretched out of the room, and rushed to the dining table without saying a word, and wanted to pick up the vegetables with his hands without even using chopsticks, but was slapped by the quick-eyed Sister Xue: "Brush your teeth!" ”
The bird let out an aggrieved sigh, and then silently walked into the bathroom.
"How did she ...... It doesn't look like there's anything going on. Li Guo looked at the back of the bird spirit in surprise: "Doesn't she know?" ”
"Dreaming, even if she knew, she wouldn't take it to heart." Sister Xue smiled weirdly: "Brother, do you know that dreams actually represent a person's subconscious?" ”
Li Guomu nodded, but for a while he didn't understand what Sister Xue's words meant: "Then what about ......?"
"I want to ......" Sister Xue leaned close to Li Guo's ear: "She is slowly falling in love with you." ”
Li Guo was unsteady on his feet, and almost slipped off the table: "Can't it......"
At this time, the bird spirit walked out of the bathroom slowly, and sat next to Li Guo: "You do something to the old lady when you sleep, I always feel that a hand is pinching my ass." ”
"There is absolutely no ......" Li Guo swore to the sky: "I myself am unconscious, how can I touch your ass." ”
"Really?" Bird Zijing pulled down her pants suspiciously, and then Li Guo suddenly sent down a small sun on her buttocks...... "Wait a minute......" Li Guo reached out and continued to pull her pants down, and then revealed a very complete children's painting, with a sun, a hill, a small house with smoke and a creature that looked like a dog...... Bird Zijing twisted her head vigorously, looked at her buttocks, and after looking at it for a long time, she slapped the table: "Xiaoxin!" Come over to the old lady! ”
Xiaoxin whistled, not frightened at all, but pointed to Mo Chou next to him with his finger: "She did it." ”
Mo Chou smiled helplessly...... Of course, in the end, Xiaoxin's sister was just trained by Bird, anyway, her skin is already very similar to Bird's skin, this kind of reprimand is completely okay for her, and even when Bird's spirit is spitting and training people, Xiaoxin is also grabbing the dishes in the bird's bowl...... For Li Guo, it is indeed lively when there are many people, but there are also troubles, the trouble is that this house seems to be a little yin and yang, if it is not for a woman like a bird who is full of domineering men to reconcile in it, then Li Guo will sooner or later become Jia Baoyu in the Grand View Garden, and finally the mother will be depressed...... When he went to bed at night, Li Guo deliberately took Xinxin to sleep with him, after all, tomorrow he had to use his full spirit to participate in the Qinghong banquet with all kinds of upper-class celebrities in the legend, if he still did something strange today, it would be very rude to have no spirit tomorrow.
The time pointed to half past eleven in the evening, everyone who should have slept had fallen asleep, and Li Guo, who had read the management book all night, was also ready to turn off the lights and go to bed. But at this moment, he suddenly felt a strange hissing sound around him, and then looked up to see Lily standing in front of him with a pile of lunch boxes.
Then...... His and Lily's facial muscles stiffened at the same time......
(To be continued)