Chapter 311: Who Is More Valuable, a Rabbit or a Billion Dollars?
Chapter 311 Who is more valuable than a rabbit or a billion dollars?
"Nima, isn't this a cheat?" Teacher Little Snake kicked Li Guo to the ground: "I've told you more than four hundred times!" Bigger isn't necessarily better! ”
Li Guo got up, then looked up at the giant aircraft carrier he had created, which was about five hundred meters long, and was puzzled: "But you didn't say what it should be......
"Yes. Net Teacher Xiao Snake pushed his glasses: "Creation, not construction. Your thinking is rigid, really rigid. ”
Li Guo touched his head: "I always thought I was quite open-minded......"
Teacher Little Snake glanced at Li Guo, and then just clapped his hands gently. Then suddenly, a huge monster with nine cow heads but only one snake body wrapped around the aircraft carrier made by Li Guo, and three seconds later, a very advanced aircraft carrier was crushed into a puddle of debris, and the monster's eighteen eyes were still scanning around with red light.
"You are to give life to your creation." Teacher Little Snake frowned slightly: "Niang Lak, if I were still the same temper I had back then, I would have killed you a long time ago." ”
Li Guo smiled, not paying attention to what she said. Although this little snake teacher not only used foul language and beat people in the teaching process, but also racist...... But after all, Li Guo was nurtured by Bird Zijing, and he knows that most of this kind of NV people are smart and kind.
And one more ...... That is, if Bird Jing is a chatter, this little snake teacher is a fighter in chatter, and the speed of speech is so fast that Bird Jing is out of reach, and there is absolutely no problem with bursting out three hundred words per minute. And she's still a super verbose NV person, and she said so cool at the beginning, what "I'll only teach once, you listen carefully to me, and if you can't understand, I'll only explain it once." But in fact, she almost didn't tell Li Guo about each step of the liberation in slow motion.
As long as Li Guo does not satisfy her in the slightest, she will be attacked and even corporal punishment...... made Li Guo suddenly return to the classroom of the semi-feudal and semi-colonial Zhonghua Street Primary School when he was a child......
"To give life to the creature and to give it a given task." Teacher Little Snake poked his hand on the ground: "That is, to give life to your power." The process is extremely complex. ”
"It's not complicated...... Li Guo bit his lip: "Isn't an aircraft carrier as good as a rabbit?" ”
"Mountain cannon! Turtles! Silly King Eight! Teacher Little Snake was indignant: "Okay, you try it yourself." ”
Li Guoba smacked his lips, took a pen and wrote down this mountain cannon and turtle stupid king eight in the notebook, it actually sounded very rhyming and pleasant...... I didn't expect Mr. Little Snake to even scold people so rhythmically.
However, the next process of creating rabbits made Li Guo really tortured...... Whenever he uses his magic power to communicate with the world and think about a rabbit, it always comes out with a velvet toy.
Teacher Little Snake seems to like the velvet toys made by Li Guo, and when Li Guo is sweating hard, she is urging desperately behind her: "Come to flowers, come to flowers!" Another lop-eared rabbit! ”
After the rabbit shape that Li Guo could think of was all over again, including the rabbit on the white rabbit nǎi sugar and the bugs rabbit, he finally gave up...... Jing's consumption of divine power made him physically and mentally exhausted, and he made thousands of velvet toys, and the efficiency was extremely poor.
"See?" Teacher Little Snake squatted in front of Li Guo with a bunch of rabbit toys in his arms, and wiped his sweat with his sleeve: "A stupid person like you will definitely not understand that creating a hundred rotten ships that you think are invincible in the world will not be greater than creating a life." ”
Saying that, Teacher Little Snake stood up, stood on the cliff next to Uncle Shusoul, who was napping, and spread his hand, looking like the Brazilian Christ statue in Rio de Janeiro: "After I created mountains, rivers, oceans, and stars, it took about four million years for the first rabbit to be born. Do you know how long this is? ”
The scholar took down the book covering his face, glanced at the little snake snake that was pretending to be bi, shook his head helplessly, changed his posture and continued to doze.
However, Li Guo is still quite flustered now, after all, since he was a child, this is Li Guo's third very difficult subject to understand in addition to English and mathematics, and its difficulty is even better than that of advanced mathematics and business English.
Now Li Guo is unreasonably envious of those protagonists who can comprehend the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth by looking at the sunrise, sunset, and small rivers, and it is a pity not to create the world.
And Li Guo really couldn't understand what it meant to have thinking and living power, and what was the difference between such power and a cannonball. It's almost a philosophical proposition, and it's no wonder that most of those philosophers don't end well, and they usually don't die well. It's too much brainstorming......
"You're being taught now, if no one is taught." Teacher Little Snake turned his head and sneered at Li Guo twice: "You know what life is better than death." ”
Li Guo sighed, and after being silent for a while, he trembled and asked the question he had just thought about. And I was very cautious when I asked, for fear that I would provoke this Genesis NV with a strange temper and a very peculiar thinking.
But to Li Guo's surprise, Mr. Xiao Snake's condition surprisingly did not deteriorate after hearing Li Guo's question, but just squatted in front of Li Guo, revealing a career line that was not deep under the little suit: "This question is very good." Then I'll ask you a question, a cannonball or a dog, who is more powerful. ”
Li Guo didn't think about it: "Cannonballs." ”
With a bang, a genuine cannonball fell to Li Guo's side, and the thick metallic cylinder poked straight there, and then an angry Doberman Pinscher appeared directly in front of Li Guo, its blood-red eyes and drooling mouth looked terrifying against its fangs.
"Bite him." Teacher Snake gestured: "You fight back with cannonballs." ”
Li Guo was dumbfounded on the spot......
After half an hour of fighting, Li Guo lay scarred on the back of the tamed dog, panting and unable to say a word.
"It's not comparable at all." After Li Guo rested for a long time, he said with a bitter face: "You are cheating, you want to give me a nuclear bomb?" ”
The little snake snorted coldly and snapped its fingers...... Then something with a nuclear symbol on it appeared next to Li Guo, and the dog turned into a nine-headed demon still waiting for orders...... The nine-headed demon who saw the head but did not see the tail, was as thick as the Dinghai God Needle......
"I throw in the towel." Li Guo spread out his hand: "Okay...... You continue. ”
Teacher Little Snake patted Li Guo's head: "The reason why life is strong is because it can create endless possibilities. And what you said is nothing more than being bigger than whom. If this is the case, in the future, the two countries will simply fight a war, and whose tanks are advanced, whose planes are better, and whose artillery is higher. The one who loses automatically surrenders, how good is that. ”
"Yes......" Li Guo nodded very agreeably: "This is really good." ”
"Okay? Then you would have been plowed three or five times by the sons of Japanese imperialism, American imperialism and the Soviets. Teacher Xiao Snake smiled disdainfully: "You can't figure out what really powerful power is. ”
"How do you know the ...... of Japan and the United States" Li Guo was very surprised: "Two different worlds ......"
The little snake snake shook his head: "Ignorance! He can drink Tsingtao beer and I can certainly wear Daphne, which is not a problem at all. ”
"Alright, you can start practicing on your own. If it doesn't work out, you don't want to get out. ”
After Li Guo received this bitter task, his whole person was Spartan. If you let Mo Chou or the disabled Zhijian know that he has been locked up in the world of Uncle Book Soul and searched for an unknown amount of time, but just for a rabbit to come out...... Maybe they will be ridiculed for at least half a month, especially if you are disabled......
But there is no way, after all, Uncle Shusoul is a master, he didn't speak, where did Li Guo dare to disobey him.
So Li Guosuo abandoned the messy idea and concentrated on creating rabbits......
Time actually didn't matter to him, according to the theory of relativity, although he spent many, many times, but in his silent heart, it was always only a short moment.
And the little snake teacher also said that the rabbit is only the process, not the result. It can be created in this world because Uncle Shusoul has authorized Li Guo, and in that world, it also needs authorization from others. But there is one point, one's own strength does not need the authorization of others, even if you can't use the power of the world, even if you can use Li Guo's own strength, it will be a qualitative leap, a leap!
With the lifelike, but never lifeless velvet toys were born. Li Guo gradually began to understand the true meaning of the sentence that Teacher Little Snake told him, "If you want to make a rabbit, you must understand the life of a rabbit". And Li Guo has been taking detours for so long, in fact, the body is not so important, what is really important is to create a thought, to use to restrain the life of the thing he has created......
And this, compared to the creation of a spaceship, is almost incomparable
So keep thinking, keep self-justifying, and keep overthrowing yourself, these three things have become Li Guo's compulsory courses.
"I said he had good bones." Uncle Book Soul sat up from the recliner and gently touched Little Snake's hair with his hand: "Why are you so concerned about him?" It's not like you. ”
Teacher Xiao Snake smiled like a flower, maybe I'm still homesick, he is from his hometown. ”
Uncle Shusoul shook his head: "I'm afraid it's not that simple. ”
"Old fritter, don't try to trick me." Teacher Little Snake frowned: "What do you think, it's been so long." Do I still want to rebel? Don't make a fuss, you can't even win. ”
"You mean it?" Uncle Book Soul scratched his face and pointed to the sky: "It's much more merciful than we thought, what are you doing against it?" My only pleasure now is to teach my disciples. ”
Teacher Xiao Snake glanced at him with disdain: "There is no apprentice you teach who does not break the rules of the game." ”a! ~!
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