I looked at Nie Ping and asked him, "When did you wake up?" ”

Nie Ping said: "It didn't take long, and my strength awakened before my memory, and at that time strange things always happened around me - you know, it's a bit of a crow's mouth, and there are many people who pit me who are unlucky, including those who sold things to me as shoddy, civil servants with bad service attitudes, people who stole my things, once I went to the supermarket and found that my wallet was lost, I casually said, 'The person who stole me deserves to be hit by a car', and then I soon found out that the thief was hit by a car." ”

I said, "Is there a car in the supermarket?" ”

Nie Ping said: "Shopping cart." ”

I laughed and said, "That's not going to break it." ”

Nie Ping said: "The shopping cart of the whole supermarket, then the battery car of the warehouse, and the bus from No. 4 to No. 789 just out of the door. ”

Me: "......"

Nie Ping sighed: "After having this ability, although it is sometimes very cool, most of the time it is also very inconvenient. ”

I wondered, "What's inconvenient?" ”

Nie Ping said: "Can you imagine the embarrassment caused by a casual little joke when I was with my girlfriend? ”

"For example?"

"Like whoever lies is a puppy......"

I sweated and said, "Then your girlfriend has really changed ......"

Nie Ping said: "No! But until the day she broke up with me, her nose was very smart. ”

I was speechless for a long time and asked, "How did your uncle, General Yi Ping, know about you?" ”

"I was very scared after these things, my uncle-in-law was the only person I could trust, I asked him to help take me to their military area to do all kinds of examinations, until I fully awakened later, but he only knew that I would have special abilities, and I occasionally helped him a little."

I nodded, "I'll introduce you to a few friends." I went next door to find Ah Po and Xiaohui, and introduced them in detail, Nie Ping politely shook hands with them one by one, Xiaohui smiled: "It turns out that there is really a Harry Potter behind us." ”

Nie Ping said: "I'm not supporting you, I'm supporting public welfare." ”

Wushuang suddenly grabbed Nie Ping's collar and said angrily: "Xiao Lu's matter is also your ghost, right?" ”

Nie Ping said blankly: "Little Green? ”

I said, "It's Little Red Riding Hood some time ago." ”

Nie Ping had an epiphany: "Oh yes, I was about to apologize to you for that incident." ”

I wondered: "Little Green offended you?" ”

Nie Ping hurriedly said: "No, last winter, I passed through the underground passage, and when I heard her singing, I sighed casually." ”

Together, we asked, "What did you say?" ”

Nie Pingne said: "I just muttered: I would rather her sing so badly than hear such a song outside the concert." ”

Ah Po scratched his head and said, "What do you mean?" ”

I also sighed, "What a complicated sentence! ”

Nie Ping argued: "Actually, I mean well, she has such a good voice, she really shouldn't sing in that kind of place." ”

Wushuang shook his neck and said, "Why do you kid get so much emotion?" ”

I said, "So it became a curse, and Midori never sang again until she had a concert, and the curse dissolved on its own." ”

Wushuang shouted, "Why didn't you take back the curse earlier?" ”

Ah Po said: "That's it, even when Xiaolu participates in the Little Red Riding Hood draft." ”

Nie Ping said helplessly: "First of all, I hadn't awakened at that time, and I didn't realize that what I said would become a curse; Second, I didn't expect that the girl I had cursed was Little Red Riding Hood, and third, and most importantly, when I heard Midori's singing in the draft, I didn't even think she was the girl I had seen before! ”

I sighed and said, "How could I not have imagined that Xiao Lu's singing voice at that time was obviously cursed!" Everyone shuddered when they thought of the scene when Xiao Lu practiced his voice on Wangfu Street......

I suddenly said, "Hey, no, you said that your curse can only be effective based on law and morality, Xiao Lu, a little girl who sings in the underground passage, what's in the way of law and morality?" ”

Xiao Hui said quietly: "Obviously, singing is not allowed in the underground passage. ”

We were stunned, and then pointed at Nie Ping together and complained: "Look at the good things you have done!" ”

Nie Ping sighed and said, "Do you think I'm comfortable? I won't talk about my girlfriend's nose change, my friend wants to meet with a female netizen, I casually said, 'Be careful of being bumped into by your wife', and guess what? ”

We all said, "Then we bumped into each other, what else?" ”

Nie Ping shook his head and said, "It's a bump, it's just that he bumped into his wife and opened a room with another man." ”

I said, "That's none of your business, is it?" ”

Nie Ping said sadly: "The man who opened a room with my friend's wife is another friend of mine, and he told me that he got involved with a married woman, and I didn't take it seriously, joking that 'be careful of being bumped into by someone's husband'......"

It's too complicated! Listening to me, Ah Po and I were speechless, who didn't accumulate virtue in his last life and deserved to have a friend like Nie Ping in this life! It's a curse too!

Wushuang said: "The female netizen your first friend wants to meet won't be your second friend's wife, right?" ”

We looked at Nie Ping nervously together......

Nie Ping glared at us and said, "How can there be such a coincidence? ”

We breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Nie Ping continued: "It's my second friend's mother. ”

We: "......"

Nie Ping finally summed up and said: "Actually, these are nothing, I also took the initiative to break off friends with those friends, and you also know that our God Clan cannot tolerate the slightest uncleanness. But one thing has really changed, I used to be a talker, but now I don't dare to joke with anyone, let alone lie, except for work and daily life, can you imagine? ”

We looked at Nie Ping, this young man had a calm expression with a hint of indifference, the corners of his mouth were thin, and he was polite and restrained in his dealings with people, giving people a feeling of ice: hard, cold, and never overheated, who would have thought that such a person would babble a lot in front of us just now - from this point of view, this person was indeed a chatter before.

Wushuang let go of him, patted the folds on his collar, and said, "Forget it, I forgive you, hey, I've been busy forgiving people lately." ”

Nie Ping nodded, and returned to his usual coldness and politeness. Fortunately, he is a Protoss, and the common surname of the Protoss is: noble, indifferent, impersonal but with a strong sense of justice, if his ability is connected to Apo, we will probably be cursed to death with his habit of running trains with his mouth.

We were sitting in my office, suddenly I heard the street noisy, I went out to see, only to see that Dai Wenhui on the street was making a fuss in Gao Daquan's pet store, Gao Daquan said good things and wanted Dai Wenhui to go back to the store, but Dai Wenhui had already grasped Gao Daquan's weakness, standing on the street and dancing: "The neighbors came out to take a look, it is this person who slept with my wife and still wanted to rely on my money, my wife has seen it, it is white and tender......

Nie Ping frowned and said, "What is this for?" ”

I hurriedly said: "By the way, you can solve this matter by the way, the thing in front of you definitely has any moral bottom line, and besides, that big man is the beast king of your god clan, and it can be regarded as helping your colleagues." ”

Nie Ping said unhappily: "How can the Beast King provoke such a person? Is everything he says true? ”

"You ask us what to do, and the next curse will make everything clear?" However, I still briefly told him about the matter between Dai Wenhui and Gao Daquan, I know too well the virtues of these gods, not to mention the same kind, even if my father doesn't say he will help.

Nie Ping nodded and said, "Then what do you want to do with him?" ”

I said, "No matter what you do, let him never dare to set foot on Wangfu Street in the future." ”

Wushuang said: "Then let him take a step and fall a heel." ”

Ah Po said: "That's too light, if you want me to say that as soon as he enters Wangfu Street, he will have swollen eyes, blocked nose, skin allergies, and incontinence in college......"

I sighed, "Everything you can't do is on him—you belong to YY." ”

Xiaohui thought for a long time and said, "Just let him have a stomachache." ”

We looked at her together and said, "It's so unimaginative, isn't it?" ”

Xiaohui suddenly covered her mouth and smiled: "It's the kind of pain that I have for a few days every month." ”

We Qi Khan: "It's too ruthless, isn't it?" ”

Nie Ping said: "Are you sure you want to do this?" ”

I said, "Do you still pity this kind of person?" ”

"Okay then." Nie Ping didn't say more, stretched out a hand, kept drawing circles in the air, and said something in his mouth, probably casting a spell.

Ah Po said in horror: "Is this the legendary painting circle to curse you?" ”

Nie Ping glanced at him and said, "This can increase the effect of the spell." Then he continued to chant the words, and after a while he opened his eyes and asked us, "You can only choose one of incontinence and 'there are so many days every month', what do you choose?" ”

"Why?". Ah Po asked

"It's hard to explain to you that you can't use two systems with one computer." Nie Ping said.

We looked at each other and said in unison, "'There are a few days every month!'" ’”

After Nie Ping finished casting the spell, he put down his hand and said: "From now on, as soon as Dai Wenhui walks into Wangfu Street, he will take a step and fall on his head, and he will be accompanied by swollen eyes, blocked nose, itchy skin and irregular menstruation. ”

Xiaohui was stunned and said, "I didn't say that I didn't ...... it."

Nie Ping continued: "The curse will not automatically disappear until it reaches the repayment period that Gao Daquan said. ”

Ah Po said: "What kind of money?" ”

Nie Ping said: "Didn't Gao Daquan promise to give him 200,000 yuan in a month?" ”

"Then just say it casually, why give him 200,000?"

"Then I can't control it, who told you to agree? The curse on him is also based on the premise that he should not have come to ask for money in advance. ”

Wushuang stood at the door and patted the door and said, "Look at Davin old dog!" ”

We ran out to take a look, only to see Dai Wenhui standing on the street with a good look, suddenly "snapped" a heel fell to the ground, and then covered his eyes and cried out in pain, and then he was snorting and panting, scratching up and down, he got up, pointed to Gao Daquan and said, "Lao Tzu will come to you tomorrow" and ran to the street, just took a step, and then snapped a heel and fell there, and then scratched up and down again and again, covered his stomach, got up, and fell on his head...... Leng Ding, he covered his lower abdomen and looked around shyly like a frightened fawn, and subconsciously checked his crotch, and finally frowned, and let out a soul-destroying snort......

…… Seeing Dai Wenhui scattered all the way, we couldn't support it, only Ah Po looked at his distant back and was speechless for a long time, and said for a while: "I now kind of understand what it means that a computer can't install two systems." ”

(To be continued)