After Lin Ziwen left, I said, "Do you think he will come back in the future?" ”

Xiaohui said: "I think it will, a paranoid like him will not give up so easily." ”

Ah Po said: "I regret it a little now, who came up with the bad idea in the first place?" ”

Xiao Hui glared at him and said, "It's me!" ”

Ah Po hurriedly changed his words: "Actually, that kid is also quite interesting, so I'll just take it as if it's okay to exercise." ”

When we went home in the evening, Ah Po was the first to enter the unit door, and as soon as he leaned in, a person suddenly fell from the roof at a lightning speed, and a bright light flashed in his hand, and it was inserted into Ah Po's skull, and the killer stabbed the whole knife deep into his body, penetrating his neck and chest......

Before Ah Po could react, the killer had already jumped past us with a beautiful turn, and he stood at the entrance of the building, quietly observing Ah Po's condition.

Ah Po was stuck in the head with such a big knife, and his neck couldn't be bent, just like a marionette stiffly swinging over, looking at the person outside, a little impatient and a little angry: "I'm relying on you again, didn't you say you won't come today?" ”

Lin Ziwen said lightly: "Soldiers are not tired of cheating, since I want to kill you, of course I can't prepare for you!" ”

Ah Po said helplessly: "I'm not ready, but what should you do if you scare others so coldly?" What should I do if I kill the wrong person, how dangerous is it just now? ”

Lin Ziwen said confidently: "I have entered the Tao since I was 15 years old, and I have never injured a person by mistake. ”

Ah Po reached out to the top of his head to pull out the knife, but the hand was not long enough, only half of it was pulled out, I was busy stepping forward to help, at this moment, Aunt Meng passed in front of our unit, she saw that Ah Po had a bright knife on his head, and half of it was not visible in his mind, so she couldn't help but be shocked and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

I laughed and said, "We're having fun!" As I spoke, I grabbed the handle of the knife and inserted it on Ah Po's head, "Look, it's spring." ”

Aunt Meng smiled at this time: "They are all so adults, they are still like children." ”

After the old lady left, I pulled out the knife, glanced at Lin Ziwen and said, "Think of something else, dancing with a knife and sticks can never solve the problem, or think about my suggestion again." ”

Lin Ziwen bowed slightly to us and said politely, "Excuse me, I'll come again." ”

We also ignored him anymore and went straight home, when Ah Po opened the door, I realized that I forgot to return the knife in my hand to Lin Ziwen, I tried the sharpness and said, "Yo, it's fast." ”

Wushuang said: "Keep the chopping vegetables." ”

Xiaohui frowned and said, "I'm disgusting to death, it's all brains." ”

Ah Po said: "You wash and use it again." ”

……

In the evening, a magic trick was performed on TV, a foreign boy stuffed a bikini beauty into a box, and then stuck a knife into it like crazy, and after the music stopped, he began to pull it out again, and finally dragged the unharmed bikini girl out and appeared everywhere, the audience resounded with thunderous applause, we were all bored, Ah Po yawned and said: "I am suitable for this, I don't need props." ”

Wang Shuisheng smiled: "Your recovery ability is really much stronger than mine. ”

I went to the kitchen to wash a few apples halfway through it, and when I came out again, I saw a large piece on Ah Po's forehead, and I hurriedly said, "Ah Po, what's wrong with you?" ”

Ah Po checked himself and said, "What's wrong?" ”

"On the head!"

Ah Po touched his shriveled forehead and said blankly, "I don't know either." ”

I looked around the house and finally found a small hole in the glass of the window, and Wushuang said, "It's a sniper!" ”

I ran up to the balcony to look at the roof of the opposite building, and vaguely saw a figure lying there, with a gun with a scope in front of me, I waved over there, Lin Ziwen got up from the roof, gestured and asked me about the situation in the house, I shrugged his shoulders and said that he had failed again, Lin Ziwen put away the gun without saying a word, and waved his hand at me lonely before leaving.

When I returned to the house, Ah Po had already restored his head to its original state, and Xiaohui came out of the shower to see that there was another hole in the glass, and threw the comb on the table and said, "I'm so annoyed, I have to change the glass again." ”

Ah Po gloated: "You did it all yourself." ”

Wang Shuisheng, who had been sitting beside Ah Po, said in fear: "It's not a way to go on like this, what should you do if you want to beat me just now?" ”

Xiaohui said: "Also, Ah Yi, if Ah Po is your object of protection, then you have failed just now." ”

I scratched my head and said, "Forget about this stubble." ”

Xiaohui said again: "Princess Catherine is not a Po, she can give you a chance to make mistakes." ”

Wushuang said: "You might as well take advantage of this opportunity to practice your hands, from now on, you will protect Ah Po like Princess Catherina." ”

I nodded, "Good idea." ”

Ah Po said: "Boss, hang up some color, every time I am 'murdered' in the future, you lose me 50 yuan." ”

I laughed and said, "Okay." ”

At night, when I slept until two or three o'clock, it seemed to be windy outside, and it passed through the hall and made a slight noise......

The next day, I got up early and went out for a walk, and then bought a bunch of fritters and came back, Wushuang and Xiaohui each came out of the bedroom, and a bunch of us ate breakfast in the living room, Wang Shuisheng shaved his face like an egg, picked up a fritter and looked at it and asked me: "This is not the third one to buy in the alley?" ”

"No, what's wrong?"

"If you buy that one in the future, other places will be fried inauthentically, but you must buy Liu Ji's soy milk."

Wushuang smiled: "You're about to become a sperm." ”

I looked at Ah Po's door and said, "Why can't you afford this goods?" Usually when you buy it, you can eat it more than a dog. I shouted twice and didn't see Ah Po answer, walked over and pushed open his door, only to see Ah Po cover his head with the quilt and lie straight on the bed, I went up and uncovered: "Get up and eat breakfast......" Before I finished speaking, I took a step back in surprise - Ah Po's face was covered with a thick layer of hemp paper, which seemed to have been soaked in water before, but now it was dry, forming a contour on his face, like a mask.

Ah Po's body was unusually upright, a touch of his hand, it seemed that there was no temperature, I was surprised to pat his hand, Ah Po sat up violently as if he had just woken up from a nightmare, the mask was still buckled on his face, he seemed to want to speak but was gagged, his eyes couldn't see, he danced frantically, I laughed and took off the paper mask, Ah Po slowed down for a while before coming back to his senses, glanced at the thing in my hand, and said indignantly: "I said how to dream and panic, who gave me the paste?" ”

I took the mask to the living room and threw it on the table, Xiaohui glanced at it and said, "It seems that Lin Ziwen came last night." ”

Wang Shuisheng picked up the hemp paper mask and looked at it: "The method of suffocation death, this is learned from the late Qing Dynasty." ”

Ah Po walked out of the bedroom and stretched out his hand to me and said, "Boss, give money!" ”

I was dazed and said, "What money?" ”

"50 yuan, I'm 'dead' again."

I then remembered the bet I made yesterday, and sighed while taking out the money: "No need, he 'kills' you once a day, and my monthly salary is not enough to compensate." ”

Xiaohui said: "You can't do this, Ah Yi, being able to catch bullets is your strength, but you still have to know when you need to catch bullets, take Lin Ziwen's actions as an example, if Ah Po is your protector, how many times can you save him?" ”

I thought about it and said: "It's okay to be in the supermarket a few times, and I can save him with more effort at the door of the unit, the only time I was unconscious was the time Lin Ziwen used a sniper rifle, I felt fluctuations last night, but I didn't care." ”

Xiaohui concluded: "That is to say, when you, the killer, and the protected object are at a relatively close distance, you are fully qualified to work as a bodyguard. And what if you put the killer in the distance? ”

I said, "If I'm close enough to Ah Po, that's fine, you know I have a natural sense of danger." ”

Xiao Hui nodded: "So you can only detect the killer's bullet when it poses a threat to you, but you can't feel it when you are relatively safe away from you - in the end, everything depends on your natural sense and self-preservation awareness." ”

I nodded, "That's right." ”

"So—" said Xiaohui, "to protect someone, you have to be as close to him as possible, and trust your feelings. ”

I patted Ah Po and said, "Do you hear me, stay close to me in the future, or don't give money." ”

Ah Po said loudly: "Please, are you protecting me?" If that's the case, the president of the United States doesn't have to do anything with his bodyguards every day for safety! ”

I kicked him and said, "What do you look like the president?" ”

……

At noon, Lin Ziwen came to the door of my office with his small bag on his back, but he still didn't come in, and knocked on the door first.

At this time, I was wearing a pair of inferior sunglasses, looking at the bodyguard code and imagining what I looked like when I was on a mission, when I heard a knock on the door, I looked up and saw that it was him, and before I could speak, Lin Ziwen smiled slightly and said, "I'm here to receive my payment." ”

I said inexplicably: "What kind of reward do you get, did you kill the person you want to kill?" ”

Lin Ziwen said confidently: "I think so. His face was filled with the calmness and confidence I had seen him for the first time.

At this moment, Ah Po stepped into my office and said loudly, "Boss, let's eat!" He looked at Lin Ziwen beside him and said with a smile, "Hey, it's like this every day, are you here to eat again?" ”

When Lin Ziwen saw Ah Po, he was stunned for a moment, as if he had been poured from his head by two wagons of ice slag in the cold winter, he was stunned for thirty seconds, and shouted with a crying voice: "Yesterday I saw that you lost your breath before leaving!" ”

Ah Po smiled and said: "Losing my breath and dying are two different things, I don't need to breathe to live until the day when your grandson is also old." ”

Lin Ziwen squatted on the ground like a farmer whose crops had been eaten by grasshoppers, helpless, incomprehensible, and desperate, rubbing his face with his rough hands......

I said carefully, "Or...... Let's eat first, right? ”

Ah Po took the lead and said: "Eat and eat, some people live to eat, and I am that kind of person." ”

At this time, Lin Ziwen's eyes suddenly showed the last trace of fierceness, he squatted there, suddenly shook his hand, and a tough and thin silk thread flew out of his palm, don't look thin, but the texture is extremely heavy, this line floated to Ah Po's chest like a spider silk blown by the wind, Ah Po was still completely ignorant, and walked forward happily. Lin Ziwen pulled back violently, the strand of silk quickly retracted, and accurately put it on Ah Po's neck, Lin Ziwen pulled it again, and the silk cut into Ah Po's neck like a blade, until this time I understood what Lin Ziwen wanted to do, in order to keep the second 50 pieces today, I hurriedly slowed down time, picked up the scissors on the table and pounced on it, at this time this strand of silk had been strangled into more than half of A Po's neck, I came between him and Lin Ziwen, and a scissor went down to hinge the thin steel wire.

Outside, the neighbors of Wangfu Street, who had just gotten off school, were greeting Ah Po affectionately: "Ah Po, are you going to eat?" ”

Ah Po smiled and responded, "yes, yes." He suddenly felt that his speech was a bit out of the wind, and his neck was loose when he touched it, and then he looked down at the steel wire on his chest and understood everything, Ah Po turned around and stretched out his hand at me without saying a word: "Boss, give money!" ”

I reluctantly smiled and said, "What kind of money, haven't I already saved you?" ”

Ah Po twisted his head back and forth, revealing the thick trachea and blood vessels on the front half of his neck: "This is also saved?" Give money! ”

I quickly kicked the door and scolded, "You're not afraid of people seeing? ”

Ah Po pointed at Lin Ziwen and said: "Didn't he get it, but fortunately you are not slow, otherwise I wouldn't scare people to death if my head fell off while walking on the street?" ”

At this time, Lin Ziwen has changed from squatting to sitting cross-legged on the ground, and his expression has changed from an old farmer who has eaten up his crops to a crop......

I looked at him seriously and said, "Lin Ziwen, get up!" ”

Lin Ziwen stood up mechanically and said blankly: "What's the matter?" ”

I said to Ah Po, "You go to dinner first, and bring us one." ”

After Ah Po left, I gave up my seat to Lin Ziwen, who is now completely unconscious, and can only mumble "Why, why is this happening......"

I patted the table and said, "Since this is already the case, you should always consider my suggestion, right?" You see, you are a professional killer, we trust you, and we don't want to deliberately embarrass you, now as long as you say a word: promise to give up the assassination of that Princess Catherine, I will never give you an order, and you don't have to kill that person - you also see, it's not an object at all, how about it? ”

Lin Ziwen suddenly came back to his senses and said very resolutely: "No! It's not my business with that princess now, it's my business with him! ”

I sighed helplessly, I don't know why, I seem to have known that he would say this, and I can predict this result through the Red Night Girl, isn't there such a saying: people who do not change are the same, but people who are perverted have their own perversion......

I had no choice but to say: "Since you have already expressed your position, then I will not force you, but as an employer and a party, I want to make a few requests to you." ”

"What?"

"First of all, you can't accidentally injure someone during the assassination."

"I don't need you to say it, this is my bottom line."

"Second, you can no longer act as recklessly as you did just now, which means you must not frighten innocent people."

"This ...... I'll pay attention later. ”

"Third, you are responsible for the compensation or repair of everything destroyed in the process."

Lin Ziwen showed a disapproving look: "What's this, just deduct it from my remuneration." ”

"That's good." I said, "Yesterday you broke a total of 3 yuan in the supermarket and 50 yuan in the double glass in the living room -- the total amount of your claim is 53 yuan." ”

Lin Ziwen: "Okay ......"

"However, your reward is only available if you can kill the target person, and if you can never kill him, the money will not exist, so you'd better pay it out of the blue." ”

Lin Ziwen blushed and said, "You! But he didn't say anything in the end, and took out 53 yuan and put it on the table.

I put the money in my wallet and thought it was good, in addition to losing to Ah Po, I also earned 3 yuan.

(To be continued)