Xie Mengqi thought to herself, you little fox fairy want to fan the yin wind and ignite the ghost fire again, provoking me and Jiang Wukui, so I won't be fooled, she smiled and said, "What's that?" What do children know? Don't children often touch their mother's breasts when they are feeding? ”

"What Mengqi said is that I didn't feel anything at all at that time, let alone have any evil thoughts." Jiang Wukui said with a smile.

Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui, and was ruthless in her heart, you laugh, when the little fox fairy is no longer in the future, I will make you laugh, you little rascal, you are ten years old and still say that you don't feel it, who are you fooling! Look at the excitement when you say it!

Jiang Wu didn't understand Xie Mengqi's heart, he looked at Xie Mengqi and smiled, seeing that the two women didn't speak, he said with a smile: "I'm done, it's time for you to say it, who said?" ”

"Mengqi said it." The little fox fairy said.

"Come on, I said. When I was a child, I liked to watch 'Tiger Riding Wu Song' the most. Xie Mengqi settled down, looked at Jiang Wukui with a smile, and said in her heart, listen to the story I tell and see if you understand it.

"Tiger rider Wu Song? I've only heard of Wu Song fighting tigers, and you still have a tiger Qi Wu Song, it must be interesting, you say. Jiang Wukui looked at Xie Mengqi with some curiosity.

The little fox fairy thought to herself, Tiger, shouldn't it be a tigress!

"There is a butcher in our village, and everyone thinks that the butcher is five big and three thick, with a big belly, a fat head and big ears! The butcher Xie in our village is different, he is very handsome, extraordinary, after he kills pigs and sells meat, he will dress himself up cleanly, so that people think he is Mr. Private School. He is handsome, kills pigs and has meat to eat, of course, he found a beautiful village girl. When they first got married, the two were in love. However, a year later, the butcher found out that the mother-in-law had stolen people. This woman is not a water-based poplar woman, do you know why she thinks about other men? Xie Mengqi's way of telling stories is obviously different from Jiang Wukui's, she hides important links, asks questions to the listener, and arouses the listener's interest.

"Why is he thinking about other men? Could it be that Butcher Xie was too tired to get up early and be greedy all day long, and he didn't have the heart to take care of her, which made her lonely? The little fox fairy asked with a smile.

"Mengqi, don't be hungry. You say! Jiang Wukui said.

"You're a monkey! Butcher Xie's mother-in-law didn't blame him for making herself lonely. On the contrary, she is because it is too lively. Butcher Xie likes to drink, and if he kills pigs himself, he has meat to send wine. Since he married his wife, he has not paid much attention to his image, and when he comes back from selling meat, he will be treated with good wine from his wife. However, he drank and missed a few times, and her mother-in-law was of course disgusted with his drinking. Butcher Xie endured it at first, and then beat his mother-in-law by holding down his mother-in-law through drunkenness. His mother-in-law was beaten by him three times a day and a big beat in three days. The woman's heart was chilled. The woman is cold, and of course she doesn't care about the old feelings. It just so happened that the second egg in the village liked the butcher's mother-in-law. Say yes, a woman who is smart, which bachelor doesn't like it? Erdan saw that butcher Xie didn't cherish his mother-in-law, and when he saw him go to sell meat, he went to comfort her. Sometimes she goes out to work in the soil, and Erdan also pretends to be a coincidence and helps her work. The two of them came and went, and they accomplished good things in the cornfield. As a result, it was out of control and was discovered by Butcher Xie. Butcher Xie was angry, thinking that he was good-looking, so he divorced his mother-in-law. Fortunately, they didn't have children at this time. Xie Mengqi said a lot of words, and also picked up the water cup and took a sip of water.

"Mengqi, you're talking about 'Tiger Riding Wu Song', but who is Tiger? Who is Wu Song? Didn't you see anyone riding anyone? The little fox fairy said with a smile.

"Don't worry, if you want to know who the tiger is, who Wu Song is, and why is the tiger riding Wu Song, you have to listen to my decomposition next time. Otherwise, how could this be something I remember so much? Xie Mengqi said.

"Alright, alright. Mengqi say it quickly! Little fox fairy, you are not allowed to interrupt other people's stories. ”

"Okay, I'll listen. Mengqi: You say. The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi.

"Butcher Xie divorced his wife, and of course he felt a little lonely. When I came back from selling meat, I didn't have a woman with me, and I felt uncomfortable. Anyway, there is a girl named Twist in our village. Why is she called Twist? The face is a little pockmarked, of course not very powerful, it looks decent from a distance, but up close, there are sesame seeds on the face. Xie Mengqi laughed as she spoke.

"Did Butcher Xie lick the sesame seeds on Mahua's face and provoke her?" The little fox fairy said with a smile.

"You're right. Butcher Xie came back from selling meat that day, drank wine by himself, and came to Mahua, saying that Butcher Xie would leave the pig's belly to her family the next day, and also took out a deposit. Butcher Xie smiled and said, Okay, I'll keep the pork belly for you tomorrow, but you have to drink a few drinks with me, it's really boring for me to drink alone. Twist smiled and said, Okay, as long as you keep the pig's belly, I can drink four glasses with you, anyway, I drink your wine and eat your meat. Mahua said with a smile, she deliberately made a slip of the tongue, saying that she was eating Butcher Xie's meat, but Butcher Xie didn't listen to it, and said with a smile, You are eating my meat? I still want to eat your meat! Sit down and drink with me, and I'll eat your meat in a while, can you? Xie Mengqi said this and glanced at Jiang Wukui, "Wukui, do you say that you men are good things?" ”

"How did you get on me? Tell me, did Butcher Xie eat the meat of the twist flower? ”

"I think I must have eaten it." The little fox fairy said with a smile.

"The little fox fairy is really capable, guessing again. After this butcher Xie drank a few glasses of wine with Mahua, he really began to tempt Mahua. This twist actually had a good impression of him in his heart, and the two closed the door at that time. Butcher Xie said, twist, it's not beautiful to have sesame seeds on your face, at that time, your ass was very big, as the saying goes, women have a lot of big buttocks, and you will give me a few more cubs in the future. Xie Mengqi said and smiled.

"Mengqi, how did you learn badly? Dare to say anything. The little fox fairy said.

"How did I learn badly? It's true, I'm just saying it. Don't you want to hear the details? Xie Mengqi looked at the little fox fairy.

"Mengqi, say it quickly, leave her alone." Jiang Wukui said.

Twist heard Butcher Xie say that her face was not good-looking, twisted her body and said, don't eat me if you say I'm not good-looking, so as not to regret it when you get it. Butcher Xie said, I said let you give me a few more cubs, how can I regret it? Butcher Xie was energetic at this time, where could he still control it, and went to bed with the twist flower. Who knew that this twist would really haunt him in the future, and butcher Xie was afraid of being scolded by the villagers, so he had to marry the twist. Xie Mengqi picked up the water cup and took another sip of water.

"The twist you said is a tiger? Butcher Xie is Wu Song? However, the tiger didn't ride Wu Song either! The little fox fairy said.

"Why are you in a hurry? Haven't I finished talking about it yet? Take a sip of water, I'll go on and on. ”

"Little fox fairy, don't interrupt. Mengqi, you say. Jiang Wukui urged again.

"After Mahua married Butcher Xie, Butcher Xie's old problem was committed. At first, Mahua endured it and didn't come with him. Once, Butcher Xie wanted to play twist after drinking. He said to Mahua, do you care if Lao Tzu drinks? Don't you know that Lao Tzu's first mother-in-law was beaten away? Twist said, I know. You want to hit me? There are no doors! Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui, "Wukui, do you know why Twist said that?" ”

"I don't know, is it because Twist's mother's family is very powerful?" Jiang Wukui asked.

"That's half right. The mother's family is powerful, butcher Xie is not afraid, his mother-in-law, hit a few times, and the mother's family will talk about it at most. Butcher Xie also thought the same way at the time, he said, twist, don't think that your father will punch and kick a few times. Do you think Lao Tzu is afraid? Besides, Lao Tzu is correct! Twist stuck on her waist, approached Butcher Xie's side, glared at him, and said, you fight! You try! See I don't want your dog life? Xie Mengqi stopped to drink again.

"Twist is really stupid, approached Butcher Xie, isn't it looking for a fight?" The little fox fairy said.

"You're wrong this time! Mahua is not looking for a fight, she wants to give Butcher Xie a little power. Butcher Xie saw that Mahua dared to argue with him, he smashed the wine glass, and went to grab Mahua's hair. said that it was too late, it was fast, Twist saw Butcher Xie reach out and grab her hair, she reached out and grabbed Butcher Xie's wrist and flipped it, buckled his wrist joint, pressed him to the ground, and rode on him with a few punches, until Butcher Xie screamed, he shouted, Twist, my mother, you also learned martial arts? Why haven't you ever hit someone? Xie Mengqi looked at Jiang Wukui when he said this, and said, "Wukui, do you say that this Xie butcher is cheap?" ”

"He's really a slut, he should be beaten." Jiang Wukui said.

The little fox fairy laughed, she knew that Xie Mengqi deliberately said this to Jiang Wukui.

"What are you laughing at?" Jiang Wukui looked at the little fox fairy.

"Didn't laugh at anything. Jiang Wukui, have you beaten Xie Mengqi? ”

"I probably won't be able to beat her." Jiang Wukui smiled embarrassedly.

"Can't beat it? This story is right when it says 'Tiger Riding Wu Song'. The little fox fairy said.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Wukui looked at the little fox fairy.

"The development of the story should be that when Mahua gets angry, he will take out his anger at the butcher, press him to the ground, ride on him, and punch him. Isn't this the tigress riding Wu Song? The little fox fairy said with a smile.

"That's it." Jiang Wukui said.

"Of course it is. So, in the future, you are Wu Song, and you can't escape Xie Mengqi's iron fist! She is a tigress riding Wu Song. The little fox fairy said with a smile.

"You're the tigress!" Xie Mengqi also smiled.

Jiang Wukui looked at Xie Mengqi, and couldn't help beating the drum in his heart, he thought, my mother, Xie Mengqi said this, wouldn't it really be a warning to me!

"Xie Mengqi, don't pretend, I know that you are warning Jiang Wukui when you tell this story. You say, don't you? The little fox fairy looked at Xie Mengqi.

"You say yes, you say no, you don't. I'm telling the truth anyway. Since then, Butcher Xie has really been obedient to Twist. This spread in our village, and everyone said that it was the tiger riding Wu Song. Xie Mengqi said.

"Wu Kui, you've figured it out. I think you're looking for a girlfriend or someone you can beat! The little fox fairy said with a smile.

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