(859) Shemale version

"Oh? This one...... Mr. Jiang laughed at you for not being a shemale! ”

When Kun Lewa heard this, he immediately became angry and yelled at Jiang Zehan: "Who said that I am not a shemale? How am I not a shemale? ”

"Huh?" Everyone was dumbfounded, shemales dared to be so arrogant, and this thing was too ...... Wayward, right?

Jiang Zehan sweated and asked, "Lao Kun, are you really sure that you are a 'shemale'?" ”

"Of course I'm ......" Kunlewa was just halfway through his words, when he suddenly came to his senses and said angrily: "You are a shemale, your whole family is a shemale!" ”

The crowd laughed again.

Jiang Zehan sweated profusely, this dead lady, his head must have just been caught by Sister Feng's thighs, his brain was scum, and his cerebellum was atrophied, otherwise how could he catch someone and bite whom, and he couldn't even understand people's words? Shall I recruit you or provoke you? What are you yelling at me? He saw that Kun Lewa's face was red with anger, and he sighed and said, "Old Kun, I finally found out that you are quite suitable to be a ladyboy, otherwise it would be a waste of talent." ”

Ono Harumiko, Park Zhenyu, Cai Xiaoyan and Para Inti all turned their backs, covered their mouths and "giggled".

Lin Banxiang and Li Juan, Shen Yuhan and others came over, Lin Banxiang smiled and asked, "What are you so happy about?" ”

Jiang Zehan and the others were familiar with Lin Banxiang, and immediately shouted: "Sister Banxiang, you came just in time, give us a comment...... Chenxue, this kid is not authentic, he fools us with Beijing's 'second pot head', if this spreads, how can we mix it up? ”

Lin Banxiang smiled: "It turns out that this is the case, you don't know, right?" In fact, Chen Xue is particular about sending you 'Erguotou', there is a rule in our Beijing, when someone comes to the family, the master takes the 'Erguotou' to entertain, which means that he does not treat you as an outsider, but the closest person to him, and Chenxue sends you 'Erguotou' as a best friend. Speaking of this, she looked at Fu Chenxue with a smile, and said: "Those two bottles of 'Erguotou' are just aperitifs, you are working very hard today, Chenxue is ready to mix a glass of good wine for each of you after the performance, thank you so much!" ”

Fu Chenxue was stunned, does Beijing have this rule? When do I promise to mix with them? He knew that Lin Banxiang was for him to relieve the siege, and he didn't break it, so he kept smiling...... Inscrutable.

Zhong Ziwei asked Li Juan in a low voice: "Is this rule from the Lin family?" I don't think I've heard of it, huh? ”

Li Juan said: "What's so strange about this? Half makeup is the rule, she said black is black, she said white is white - believe in half makeup, and you will have eternal life! ”

"Huh", it's not everyone present, Zhong Ziwei and Shen Yuhan have to laugh.

"Huh? It's true? Jin Zhejun and the others immediately turned their anger into joy, Fu Chenxue's wine skills are unparalleled in the world, a glass of wine can be fried for 100,000 US dollars on the black market, they have heard of it for a long time, which one is not itchy and hard to scratch and want to wear it? Jiang Zehan rubbed his hands excitedly and shouted: "'Erguotou' is good, I'll drink 'Erguotou' first to appetize...... Chenxue, I have already thought of the name of my glass of wine, it is called 'Fishing Hanjiang Xue', there is a word 'Jiang' in it, it is tall and elegant, okay? ”

Cai Xiaoyan pouted and said: "It's good, I think it's not as suitable as 'Jiang Lang', there is also a 'Jiang' character in it, and it has the same surname as you, wouldn't it be better?" ”

"Uh......" Jiang Zehan seemed to be stuck in his throat by a fish bone, almost turned his back on his breath, and said hatefully: "Sage Yun, 'only villains and women are difficult to raise'......"

How do you know that these words immediately stabbed the hornet's nest, except for a few of them men, the backstage is completely women's world, so isn't it "digging a pit to bury yourself - looking for death"?

Seeing that Jiang Zehan was besieged, Kikuchi Shizuki, Kim Cheol-joon, and Kun Lewa immediately fled, and Kun Lewa shouted very unjustly: "The sisters cut him hard...... Who is this? We don't know him! obviously has a dead shemale face, and dares to come out 'non-mainstream', I would have thrown off my pants and gone to the rooftop! ”

"'duang'-" Jiang Zehan erupted on the spot: "You dead lady...... The first time I heard that you were a shemale, I actually refused. Because I think...... Ah, the shemale thing, I can't believe it if you say it's you. First, I'm going to take a look, and I don't want to talk about it...... After you take a set of photos, you have to add a lot of special effects, the picture is so beautiful that I don't dare to look at it, duang - very yellow, very bad, very violent, as a result, everyone will come out and scold you, there is no such shemale at all, which proves that the photo is fake...... I said I'd show it first, and it turned out that you were indeed a dead shemale, and that you were born...... I've told you again and again that shemales are shemales, don't add special effects, and if you add special effects, you will become a demon completely...... You must show everyone that the shemale is like this, and after everyone reads it, the shemale is still like this......"

Wow, everyone is falling, this product is too talented, right? actually spoofed Jackie Chan's "shampoo advertisement" into a "shemale version", which is another big idea after the "bribery version", "Ronaldo version", "marriage version", "lover version" and "comment version", "duang" ...... "duang"...... I'm drunk too!

After laughing, Lin Banxiang asked, "Chen Xue, the next show is the show between you and Xiaoqing, do you still want to prepare?" ”

Fu Chenxue said: "No, right? I believe Xiaoqing, she will not disappoint everyone! He looked at Zhou Yun and asked, "Xiao Yun, if you go up again, will your body be able to eat?" ”

Zhou Yunwan said with a smile: "Don't worry, there is no problem with a piano song." ”

At this moment, Zhou Kuang led a few people to hurriedly come over, Zhou Yun saw the old man walking in front, and immediately exclaimed, "Teacher, why are you here?" ”

The person who came was Fu Chenxue and Zhou Yun's teacher Feng Yuanheng, who hadn't seen him for a few years, and the old man seemed to be a lot older, but at this moment, he was extremely proud and excited, and he seemed to be regaining his former vigor.

"Hello, teacher!" Fu Chenxue also hurried up to salute. He had heard about Feng Yuanheng's situation from Lin Banxiang and Zhou Yun, and he felt guilty about this venerable elder and teacher.

"Chenxue...... Xiao Yun ......" Feng Yuanheng walked up quickly, grabbed Fu Chenxue and Zhou Yun's hands tightly, choked up, and burst into tears. When Fu Chenxue disappeared and Zhou Yun left, the blow to him was simply fatal, this was his life's work and the pride of his life. originally thought that this life would end gloomily in poverty, but he didn't expect Fu Chenxue to return against the sky, join forces with Zhou Yunzhu, and push him to the pinnacle of life again, at this moment, how can he not be excited? How not to be happy?

Lin Banxiang smiled: "Old Feng, you have shed enough tears in the past three years, should you smile today?" ”