Chapter 316: Dad Pees His Pants Again

Xiao Liu stood in front of Zhang Ye with a very strange look on his face. I want to laugh, but I don't dare to laugh. I could only hold back one face and hold my face red.

Zhang Ye stood in front of him and didn't speak, just stood quietly, looking at Rui'er's troublemaker from time to time.

Of course, the current troublemakers are no longer trick-or-treating. Instead, he strode on the grass with a small bowl the size of a fist on his head.

To be honest, his horse's stride is not standard at all. It even looked a little messy, but he didn't dare to move at all, and could only concentrate his whole body on the small bowl on his head. Because my father said that he couldn't break the small bowl this time, otherwise he would be hungry today.

Although the baby dragon is very powerful, it is okay to skip meals for a few days. But if the elder brother and brother have something to eat and they don't, it will be a great disaster for him.

Thinking of this, Rui'er felt depressed again.

Because if he had known that, he wouldn't have pretended to be sick. It's good now, from an ordinary zama step, to a small bowl of zama step.

This can be increased by no less than five times.

"You're so stupid, Zama can be like you, it's so stupid!" Feng'er walked around Rui'er, despised for his movements.

"What do you know? You know a! The old man is cultivating, and when I am successful, I will sweep the world. This is called a hundred flowers at the beginning of my life, I don't bloom, and when my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers kill! "Although he has fallen into trouble, this kid Ruier is still unforgiving, and he still runs the train with his mouth full of energy.

"Practicing divine skills?"

"Nonsense!"

"Are you lying to the ghost?" Feng'er is not stupid! directly points out the essence of his words.

"I ......"

Rui'er choked up for a long time before she said, "I'm too lazy to tell you. Just wait for me to see what I've done! ”

"Cut! Just know nonsense. After a pause, Feng'er glanced at him, "Why do I always think that you are not walking in Zama, but sitting on a stool?" ”

“……”

Seeing that his younger brother didn't speak, Feng'er knew that he had guessed correctly. "You kid is really bold, you dare to cheat when you get to this point. I'm going to sue you! ”

"Don't! Dude! My good old brother! Count on the old man, please. ”

"It's all here, and you're still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf? Old man? I must sue you. I'm going to sue you for running the train with your mouth full, always bragging to me, I'm going to sue you for cheating. I'm going to sue you for pretending to be mature. Lie to honest people! ”

"Don't! Dude, it's a big deal to divide half when I have something to eat! Besides. Are you an honest person? ”

"Half? No way! I want it all! Otherwise, I will sue you and say that I am not an honest man. ”

"All wants? You want it all, what do I eat? Of course, Ruier will not be satisfied with this division, and argues with the eldest brother.

"Then I don't want it!"

Feng'er gave up decisively, and said instead: "I'm suing you now for cheating, insulting honest people, bragging, pretending to be mature, and bribing!" You wait for the prison to sit through! ”

"When did I pay a bribe?" Ruiel screamed for grievances.

"You have signs of bribery. If I hadn't cleaned myself, I'm afraid I'd have fallen under your sugar-coated cannonballs. Thankfully, I'm great and glorious, so I haven't been corrupted by your sugar-coated shells. ”

Honest people generally don't run trains with their mouths full, but if they blow. More credible than the average person. Moreover, it makes people extremely speechless.

"Alright! Dude, I'm convinced. Go sue me! Big deal, I'm not alive anymore. ”

"Just go!" Feng'er seemed determined to scare and scare this younger brother, so she turned around and ran towards her father.

At this time, Zhang Ye was stretching out a hand and said to Xiao Liu, "Give me the book!" ”

"Don't give! Don't give! Dad, it's not that you don't know, this is my lifeline, and I can't just give it to others. ”

"Give it to me quickly, or don't blame Dad for being polite."

Although Zhang Ye said righteous words. But it feels like he's an adult snatching a child's lollipop. This kind of scene not only made others feel awkward, but even Zhang Ye himself felt awkward.

"Dad—"

"Hurry up and get it. Strive for leniency. Otherwise, if I do it, I will be guilty of one more crime. ”

"Dad! Dad! Feng'er shook her fat and trotted all the way over. Then, he complained to Zhang Ye, "The fourth brother actually scolded me and bribed me, if I hadn't endured it again and again, if I was in a noble mood, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to come back!" ”

"Really?" He heard the words of the two little ones just now. Looking up at Feng'er, the little guy, Zhang Ye really didn't expect it. Feng'er actually came over to complain, which was beyond his expectations.

Then his face sank slightly, "Okay." Daddy got it! You stand aside, Daddy will clean you up later! ”

"Ahh

Feng'er was dumbfounded at that time.

That's not how the script works! Doesn't it mean that there will be a reward for those who complain and report? Why do you still seem to have to eat the board now?

"Dad! Dad! Is there a mistake? I'm a good person! The fourth is a bandit! ”

"Now neither of you are good people. Don't talk about the fourth, it's all the same. ”

"But I'm the whistleblower! Why do I have to be penalized? ”

"Didn't you hear what you just said to Riel? Just stand next to it! Otherwise, go and learn from your brother, and go to Zamabu like that. ”

"Huh? Oh......"

Feng'er really weighed the pros and cons, and after thinking about it for a while. Standing aside decisively, after all, this is much more comfortable than carrying a small bowl of zama steps.

"Hey, hey, hey......" The situation of the eldest brother made Xiaoliu laugh.

But when he saw his appearance, Zhang Ye immediately had a black face. Why does this stinky boy look so black-bellied?

"What are you laughing at? Get the book out! ”

"Huh?" The sudden words startled Xiao Liu, and then shook his head like a rattle.

Joke! This thing must not be handed over, otherwise it will die a miserable death.

"Huh?" At this time, Zhang Ye exclaimed at the sky behind Xiao Liu.

"There's a rainbow!"

"Where! Where? ”

Xiao Liu was immediately attracted. The whole mind is on the so-called rainbow behind it.

At the same time, due to the problem of direction, Xiao Liu had to turn around and look back.

It's just that......

As soon as he turned around, Xiao Liu felt that his hands were suddenly empty. Then he slammed the damn rainbow to come, turned around, and reached out to snatch the Book of Destiny.

"Don't rob it. Otherwise, go to your fourth brother now! Zhang Ye said with a tiger face.

Xiao Liu immediately stopped cooking.

Keep your head down and stand in place. Keep your eyes on the grass under your feet. It was as if there was something strange there.

"Huh...... You're such a great boy! ”

This titanium book cover, the inner part of the book of destiny made of parchment, is full of messy things.

Although due to the fact that the ability was suppressed. A lot didn't materialize, but it was enough to make people's scalp tingle.

Not to mention the first years, months and days, the last event alone was enough to make Zhang Ye almost faint.

“…… Eldest sister, fell into the water, swallowed ten mouthfuls of pool water, and was in a coma for three hours! ”

“…… Big brother, pushing the stone, flashed his waist. Recuperation for half a month. ”

“…… Xiao Qi jumped off the building and plunged his head into the soil. ”

One of them caught Zhang Ye's attention.

“…… The little sister Xin'er, rolled down the slope, rolled eighteen times in a row, got some grass clippings on her body, and pretended to be dead for three minutes. ”

And so on and so forth......

"You're so talented!" Zhang Ye looked at what was written in the Book of Destiny and sighed. It's time to send him a medal.

These things alone are enough to make Xiao Liu one of the top three black-bellied little kids this year. Even winning the crown is not out of the question.

Only two of these decrees were fulfilled, but none of them achieved the effect they had in writing.

First of all. Xiao Qi jumped off the building and didn't plunge his head into the soil, because he used a lightness technique to offset the acceleration, so that Xiao Qi fell to the ground safe and sound.

The second is that Xin'er did not pretend to be dead for three minutes, but after lying on the ground, it didn't take long for him to help her up.

"Hehehe...... I didn't think even my dad was on the list! Looking at the Book of Destiny, Zhang Ye sneered.

What did he see?

“…… Dad, I went to the toilet and wet my pants, and I didn't know it. Took us for an afternoon! Zhang Ye read this out in annoyance, and then said to Xiao Liu.

"Stinky boy. I didn't expect that! You kid even cheats on his father. It seems that you were raised for nothing. ”

"Huh...... Dad! You're mistaken! Misunderstanding! ”

Xiao Liugan laughed twice, and almost couldn't help but want to escape.

It's horrible! It's horrible!

Dad was smiling. But that smile makes people shudder. It's even more terrifying than the big bad wolf.

"Misunderstanding? I don't think so! It's written in black and white. Could it be that my eyes are dazzled and I can't see clearly? Zhang Ye pointed to the Book of Destiny in his hand and said with a smile at Xiao Liu.

"Huh? No! No! No! ”

Little Six shook his head. Although he was tempted to say, 'Dad, you must be dazzled,' he knew that he must not say it, otherwise he would be in great trouble.

At all times, let alone 'a small bowl on the head', even if it's 'singing and conquering with both hands'. After all, Dad has too many ways to rectify people. If you don't make it, you'll die a miserable death.

However, things don't seem to be as easy to solve as expected.

If there are only the two of them here, then I'm afraid the matter will be easy to solve, just punish this kid Zamabu.

Unfortunately, they are not the only ones here.

There is not only Xiao Qi, who is extremely curious, but also Zong'er, who is sitting on the stone and silent, and Xiao Linglong, who loves to cry and thunder.

The other two little ones were nothing. But Xiao Linglong is different. She heard her father peeing his pants from afar.

"Daddy peeing his pants again?" Xiao Linglong first muttered, then exclaimed, and ran towards Zhang Ye's position.

Generally running and muttering.

"Daddy peed his pants! Daddy peed his pants! ”

Her muttering was terrible. Suddenly, several pairs of eyes fell on Zhang Ye, especially Walter's eyes, which made him feel extremely depressed. (To be continued)