At this time, Xiaohui received a call from Ah Po and came down, she saw a foreigner talking to us in a gesture, and roughly understood the reason why we asked her to come down, Xiaohui stepped forward and said in fluent English...... Anyway, I don't understand what to say, anyway, can't I help you, what do you want or something nonsense.

When Wang Shuisheng saw Xiaohui at first glance, his pupils tightened, and he went up to take her hand and gnawed it, while saying, "Oh, beautiful young lady, you are the most temperamental woman I have seen in the past half century." ”

Ah Po was shocked, grabbed Wang Shuisheng's neck and pulled him away, and shouted: "You still dare to bite? ”

But he was a step slower, Wang Shuisheng had already kissed the back of Xiaohui's hand, Ah Po threw him aside, took Xiaohui's hand and examined it carefully, and said angrily: "What are you doing?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said aggrievedly: "I just want to give a kiss to this distinguished young lady." ”

Xiaohui chuckled, "It seems that you are a nobleman. ”

Wang Shuisheng's face was bright, and he said reservedly: "Look, I knew that I would definitely find a soulmate." ”

Xiaohui asked us in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

I nodded at Wang Shuisheng and said, "This, vampire." ”

Wang Shuisheng politely corrected: "Please call me Baron Robespierre, even if you have to, please call us the blood clan." ”

Xiaohui was surprised: "So there are really vampires in this world?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said with a smile: "Since there are really monsters in the ancient East, why can't there be bloodsucking in the West...... Uh, what about the Bloodline? ”

Xiaohui said in a low voice: "Where did he come from?" ”

Ah Po said: "I don't know, I said that I came to join us." ”

I said to Wang Shuisheng: "It's not that I said you, even if you go out to be a translator for someone, you won't be to the point of asking for food, right?" ”

Wang Shuisheng spread his hands and said: "There are too few single beautiful girls, and I am unwilling to serve men, not to mention that I am still a nobleman." He took an ancient coin out of his pocket and flashed it at us, "This is the family crest of our Robespierre family, and it reminds me of my identity all the time." ”

Xiaohui smiled: "No wonder the book says that there is nothing more tricky than meeting a down-and-out nobleman." ”

Wang Shuisheng's expression was a little sad, but he still smiled impeccably: "I'm sorry you said that, honorable miss. ”

Ah Po stabbed me and whispered, "Have you noticed, Ya is still quite handsome." I nodded.

Xiaohui joked: "I'm afraid vampires are the best-looking monsters after fox spirits." ”

I said, "O aquatic—can I call you that from now on?" ”

Wang Shuisheng took out a handkerchief and wiped his forehead and said, "...... OK. ”

I continued: "If you really want to mess with us, there is a job for you to do now, do you see this supermarket, there is a lack of collectors, a monthly salary of 1000, you can eat or not, do you think you can do it?" ”

Wang Shuisheng wiped his sweat and said, "You won't let a baron be the cashier of the supermarket, right?" ”

I said, "Then there is no way, I, the director of the neighborhood committee, can give it to you, but I guess the residents will definitely not agree, and you are not a Chinese citizen......

Wang Shuisheng thought for a while and sighed: "Then so be it." ”

Ah Po said: "You are really good enough, put a $1,000 translator and don't be a 1,000 yuan cashier." ”

Wang Shuisheng was surprised: "Isn't the salary you are talking about US dollars?" ”

I laughed and said, "Our supermarket doesn't have a total turnover of $1,000 a month. ”

Wang Shuisheng said in frustration: "That's it, it's better to be embarrassed here than to let people who know the Robespierre family see me down, and I should experience life." ”

Ah Po put his arm around his shoulders and pointed to Wang Chengdao, who was ordering food on the other side: "See, that buddy is also experiencing life with us, he said that he is a special soldier who has experienced a hundred battles." ”

Wang Shuisheng glanced at the sloppy Wang Cheng and said an intriguing sentence: "I am really a nobleman!" ”

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Sitting in the small stalls, the neighbors in the past are looking at Wang Shuisheng like an orangutan, although there is no shortage of foreign guests in our city, but it is probably the first time for foreigners to come to Wangfu Street, and it is unprecedented to be so close. Everyone asked, "Director Xiaohe, your friend?" ”

Ah Po replied one by one: "No, our new accountant!" ”

At the dining table, Wang Shuisheng held this bowl of shaved noodles and pulled it in the chopsticks holder with one hand, and then looked up and asked the fat boss: "Did you have a surname?" ”

The fat boss was dissatisfied: "I'm all poisoned by high temperatures." ”

Wang Shuisheng stubbornly found a pair of chopsticks surnamed once, and then began to pull noodles into his mouth, Ah Po smiled: "The chopsticks are cooked enough." ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "Didn't I say, I have been in China longer than you-have you seen the children of the Eight Banners?" Have you ever met the last emperor? I've seen it! ”

Wang Cheng took half a head of garlic from another table and sat down, and I introduced them: "You will be colleagues in the future, and you usually talk more." ”

Wang Shuisheng hurriedly put aside the dishes and chopsticks, stood up and made a noble salute with Wang Cheng, Wang Cheng peeled the garlic, and said with a big grin: "Sit down, can you eat this?" As he spoke, he handed a clove of peeled garlic to Wang Shuisheng, Wang Shuisheng was so frightened that he flashed back, and said continuously: "Take it away!" ”

Wang Cheng took a bite of garlic and gulped down bald noodles, Wang Shuisheng showed disgust, but he didn't know what to say, he took out the handkerchief in his jacket pocket and plugged it on his nose, frowning while taking a small bite of noodles, Wang Cheng saw him like this, rolled his eyes and went to the door to eat with the bowl.

We were all secretly amused, Wang Shuisheng waited for Wang Cheng to leave before fanning his nose and said: "Do you know why we hate the smell of garlic, because it is simply the natural enemy of all nobles, how can we kiss those noble ladies and ladies after eating it?" ”

Ah Po saw that there was no one near him, so he asked, "I heard that you are very afraid of silverware, is it true?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "Yes, but as long as you don't pass by without passing through your heart, it will be fine." ”

Xiaohui said with interest: "If you are illuminated by strong light, will you be wiped out?" ”

Wang Shuisheng exaggerated: "Oh, that's going to be worse - I'm going to get a tan!" As he spoke, he subconsciously stroked his fair and delicate skin and muttered, "There is nothing more important to a nobleman than snow-white skin." ”

I said, "So, some of the rumors about vampires are true and some are false?" "I found out that this guy isn't very afraid of the sun.

Wang Shuisheng said: "Originally, it was all true, but with the dilution of the bloodline, my generation is no longer afraid of the sun, but the ability has also degraded a lot, my ancestors, they will fly, invulnerable." ”

Ah Po said excitedly: "So you also have a strong ability to recover after injury?" ”

Wang Shuisheng nodded, and then shouted: "Ao eat (English, shout pain)!" Ah Po had already pierced the back of his hand with a fork, Wang Shuisheng screamed, trembling and pulling out the fork, and a few small forks on his hand were bloodstained, but they slowly returned to flatness, and finally recovered. He said angrily, "What are you doing? ”

Ah Po said stupidly: "I see that your recovery speed is far worse than mine, but I envy you for having pain." ”

I asked Wang Shuisheng: "Will the people you have bitten also become vampires?" ”

Wang Shuisheng rubbed his hands and said: "I don't know, I have never bitten anyone when I am so big, and the cattle and sheep that have been bitten by me have not died, I suspect that we have lost the ability to make others become the same kind, many years ago I had a cousin, he once bit a person to death, but his technique was too clumsy, and that person died because of excessive blood loss." ”

We asked in unison, "What about your cousin?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said sadly: "The person who was bitten by him defended himself with a double-barreled shotgun, reloaded eight rounds of bullets, and blasted my cousin into a ball of foam. ”

We all wondered, "Didn't that man bleed too much and died?" ”

"Yes, it's because he reloaded eight bullets and exercised too much that he lost too much blood."

We looked at each other, and then laughed together, Ah Po patted the table and said, "Your cousin's craftsmanship is too rough, doesn't your family have enlightenment teaching or anything?" ”

Wang Shuisheng was insulted and said: "As I said, my family doesn't want to hurt innocents, and we almost never take the initiative to violate others. ”

Xiaohui suddenly thought of a key question and said, "Then how did you pass on the lineage?" ”

Ah Po said: "Yes." ”

Wang Shuisheng said helplessly: "In addition to us, there are many other blood families, okay?" ”

I laughed and said, "Anyway, you always have a bit of a self-produced and self-sold meaning." ”

Xiaohui said: "Then now, where are those families?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said with infinite sadness: "Three or four hundred years ago, with the rise of the 'sheep eating people' movement, many people were forced to leave the villages and towns where they depended for their livelihood, and a small number of blood clans were among them, they came to the big cities, in order to survive, they could only suck human blood in strange places, and then they were finally discovered by humans, and then they cleansed our blood clan, and in that catastrophe, only the largest and purest blood families were saved, and countless of our kind were slaughtered. ”

I was surprised: "I didn't expect that sheep eating people not only affected the colonial countries in the future, but also affected you, so you blood clan should be regarded as a third world people?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "In the 10th century, our family could hardly contact any other person of the same kind, until more than 100 years ago, we were finally discovered, so I came to China alone. ”

Ah Po sympathized: "So you may already be the last vampire?" ”

Wang Shuisheng nodded, and then said indignantly: "This incident shows that stupid and poor people are likely to affect you. ”

"Why?"

"Because those who are driven to the city by sheep cannibalism are poor people, of course big families like ours will not be implicated, those hateful poor people, expose us and be slaughtered."

Ah Po said leisurely: "This incident tells us that as a kind of people, we should help each other, of course you don't have to worry about your herds of cattle and sheep, and you can't let those poor vampires starve to death?" ”

I also said leisurely: "This incident shows that environmental protection is very important, and if it weren't for the sheep cannibalism movement, there would be no later incident." ”

Wang Shuisheng sighed: "In short, I am very concerned about public welfare now, and I like to eat shabu mutton. ”

Xiaohui said: "Involving so many big families, it seems that the political axe must have come forward in the first place?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "The supernatural events of any country will not come forward, but they have spent money to fund a civil organization called 'Fallen Angels', the members of this organization are all mercenaries with certain training, they are well-equipped and ruthless, and the peace-loving blood clan will soon be defeated by them. ”

I said, "It seems like there's a movie called Van Helsing that plays how to kill vampires, but do you vampires really love peace?" ”

Wang Shuisheng concluded: "At least that's how we Robespierre family. ”

Ah Po said: "I think you are the scum of the blood clan, and at that time, you should join forces with other families to fight with Ya, just like we did when we were in the Boxers." ”

Xiaohui said: "Can't you go back to China now?" Is the political axe still after you? ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "The political axe may have forgotten me, but the fallen angels have become a very powerful organization, and my number with them has not been eliminated." ”

Xiaohui said unceremoniously: "So you came to us to seek refuge from us, or even to help you deal with the fallen angels?" ”

After Xiaohui peeled back layer by layer, it finally became clear, and I knew that it was impossible for a vampire aristocrat to come to be a cashier in a small supermarket for no reason.

Wang Shuisheng shook his head and said: "I don't have this idea, I just want to find a quiet place to hide from him for another one or two hundred years, and wait for the limelight to pass." "It's so big, hide for a year or two hundred years, like our thief said to hide for a day or two.

Xiaohui said: "Will it affect us?" ”

Ah Po laughed, "Yes, you are a poor and stupid kind to us now. ”

Wang Shuisheng hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, as long as I don't go back to the UK, they won't bother to spend money to find out my whereabouts." He added, "I'm not poor when it comes to being poor, I still have a big estate in England. ”

Ah Po said disdainfully: "It's not the same as nothing, and now people have already changed the golf course, right?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "That's officially certified, our family is a vampire in the Fallen Angels, but there are still nobles and big real estate developers with titles on the side of the political axe, and more importantly, the current political axe has completely stopped supporting the vampire from the inside out, so as long as I bypass the fallen angels and return to China, I am still a decent rich man, and my property is protected by divine laws." ”

Xiaohui said: "Then you explained to the political axe that there is no heir for so many years?" ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "This is simple, 50 years ago, that is, when I was 62 years old, I sent a letter to the British political axe, saying that I had planned to live in China for a long time and already had children, and I would pass the estate to my son. Thirty years ago, I wrote another letter to the political axe in the voice of my son, saying that I would continue to pass on my property to my son. Last year, I did this again in the name of my son's son, and in this way, my fortune was passed down from generation to generation. Wang Shuisheng smiled slightly, "It's just that I am now my great-grandson." ”

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