Unlike the same in real life, online life is indeed colorful, because you can't be sure what kind of person on the other side is.

Trolls, perhaps.

Maybe it's a craftsman.

Maybe he is a sand sculpture designer who dares to design the toilet on the ceiling, or a hardcore decoration master who dares to follow the drawings to install the toilet on the ceiling.

Only you can't think of it, you can't do it without them, and that's the strength of this group of people on the Internet.

A group of forums with many sand sculptures are currently arguing fiercely about whether zongzi is sweet or salty.

And the protagonist who is a spectator, that is, the protagonist who is not afraid of big things when he eats melons, is the initiator of this controversy.

However, his attention is obviously not here, but on a post three minutes ago, because the sand sculpture of the landlord actually posted a terrifying photo with obvious frame loss on it.

The following message said that it was photographed in the backyard of his house.

"Landlord, you took this shot, I bet on three spicy strips, and the mobile phone camera function of smashing walnuts is better than yours. ”

"Don't post advertisements upstairs, a lot of people have posted recently, for fear that others will not know and continue to sell mobile phones. ”

"Don't shout, in my opinion, the blurry photos will be treated as the 1978 incident, and then a relevant department will detain the landlord, there is a fish that has slipped through the net. ”

"Hahaha, there is a scarecrow hanging on this tree, landlord, you are going to make trouble, it seems that there are a lot of fruit trees behind your house, and you can dress up like this at night, it is estimated that you can frighten a bunch of thieves. ”

For a while, there were different opinions, but most of them were buried by the landlord, and anyone could see it, the photo was ridiculous, what age is it now, and sure enough, it was a mysterious event, and the pixels collectively declined.

The landlord was really not convinced.

"What do you know, Lao Tzu went to the balcony to go to the toilet, and I happened to see it, so I took a picture with my mobile phone, as for what you didn't see clearly, Lao Tzu just said, you look down on myopia or what!"

"Otherwise, I still need to ask you, now I am afraid to hide in the bed, you must know that the mountain behind Lao Tzu is a cemetery, who goes to climb trees at night, anyway, Lao Tzu does not dare. ”

The landlord's reply immediately caused everyone to laugh, but they didn't expect the landlord to be so timid.

"Wait, haven't you noticed what the figure is wearing?" someone replied, causing a sudden round of praise.

"The upstairs brother didn't say it, I really didn't see it, sure enough, since ancient times, there have been talents on the Internet, and some people can see things that others can't see. ”

"I've won awards, I just checked, it's the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, it seems, there are the same models on the Internet, but the hat seems to be poorly made, you have to pay attention to it. ”

"Oops, upstairs, don't say it, I'll change the hat, whoever wants to buy it contact me, the crew's can be discounted, my contact number is 130 *********. ”

"A certain treasure business is really wide, is there a lack of pendants? It's the kind of mascot who stays in the store. ”

", thanks. ”

And with the topic, the landlord never appeared again, so more people were unhappy.

"Landlord, talk, hey, you are talking, did you go to a treasure to buy and come over to put on the scarecrow to bluff us. ”

"It's just, no wonder you want to turn up the pixels so low, I bet the mosaic can't compare to your camera. ”

As a result, there was no response for a long time, and it seemed that it was exposed, so I hid and then slew.

Forestry looked at the photo, looked at the "scarecrow", took a sip of fat house water, and continued to guide the sweet and salty zongzi battle, what could be more comfortable.

......

Stayed up all night.

Forestry opened the eyes of a panda, held a can of a cow drink in his hand, looked at his mobile phone, and found that the sweet and salty war had come to an end, and the salty zongzi faction had become the winner of this silent war because of the advantage of the large number of people in the forum.

School dormitories.

As a high school student, a member of the Staying Up Late Council, a severe patient with mobile phones, and the leader of the Immortal Cultivation Alliance, this dark circle is a tribute to this.

And with his movements, the other three people in the same dormitory also yawned and got up, and it was not the other for the first time.

But.

Find your phone.

"Forestry, where is my hand, you help me find it, I remember holding it in my hand. ”

Forestry smiled and didn't speak, someone as handsome as me would help you find your phone?

Seeing forestry motionless.

"Find and invite you to dinner. ”

"Okay, deal. ”

So one meal betrayed his own temperament, after all, there is nothing that cannot be solved by one meal, if there is, it is to add another egg.

Looking at the new mobile phone with the broken glass back, Yang Wei said that he was not in a panic, and silently placed an order on a certain treasure to buy the glass back shell, which can not only prevent falls, but also thicken as a brick, how good.

For the other two people in the dormitory, this kind of getting up to find a mobile phone is commonplace, after all, Yang Wei is notoriously blind.

If you put it close, he may not be able to find it, but if you put it far away, he can use his 24K titanium alloy dog eye to find it for you in minutes.

This.

It also requires talent.

Pulling food in the cafeteria, Yang Wei gave his live broadcast income during this period to Forestry, which scared him, after all, a student like him, except for the beginning of the school year to pay the tuition, he had seen so much money at that time.

"Damn, you robbed the bank?"

"Phew, robbing a bank has this money quickly, and the key is to be safe. Yang Wei said triumphantly, and then sent a video to the forestry.

Forestry did not doubt him, so he clicked on it directly.

Seeing the obscene face in the video, Forestry finally understood that the bastard boy was playing a supernatural adventure live broadcast, and the number of people rewarding was also increasing at this time.

"No wonder, you kid is so bold that he went to run to grandma's grave, or in the middle of the night, and this is what you did last night?"

"Of course. You don't know, the habits of the group of animals at that time actually asked me to sleep on the gravestone for half an hour, which I was not happy about, but I couldn't stand the money from other local tyrants, hey, I could only sleep. ”

"And then, half an hour, you slept half a night?" Forestry was very curious, there were so many rewards for sleeping half a night, it was a hell of a thing.

"Of course, when I woke up, I found that the mobile phone network was disconnected, saying that this group of people was really rich, and they were still throwing money in my blank live broadcast room, and saying that I was alive, you said it was funny or not. ”

Forestry is speechless.

"They probably think that when you disconnected from the Internet, you were eaten by a ghost. ”

Yang Wei: "Don't be funny, where are there ghosts in the world, they are all a group of guys who have watched too many ghost movies, I really think there are ghosts, please, it's that era now, you have to believe in science." ”

"Science tells me you can't find your phone. ”

Yang Wei: "......"

"Okay, don't talk about this, anyway, why did you run to your grandmother's grave alone, so you weren't afraid of falling into the ditch, just like that guy last time, you slept in it for a night before you were rescued. ”

Yang Wei knew this news, after all, it was on the city news at that time, after all, a ruthless person who could stay in the stinky ditch for a night was also a cow.

"Impossible, since the last time someone fell, the government has installed a ladder on the side to make it easy to climb, but you say, this is really weird, the whole pit comes out, and it is said to be for drainage, but I have seen it inside, and it is very clean inside, and it is messy outside. ”

Forestry is speechless, what a bold supporter, you can really see it anywhere.

"Forestry, if you don't follow my brother, let's go to Grandma's grave again tonight, or take a look at the Hulu River that has been rumored recently, it is said that there are dead people there, and there is a lot of commotion. ”

Forestry said: "Yes, I'll help you, after all, you can't be busy alone, and in return, you have contracted my meal money this month." ”

"Cheng, now I'm a little rich, just a little money, a little meaning. Yang Wei agreed without thinking about it, after all, he was holding the shooting equipment alone last night, and he felt a little difficult.

Entering the classroom, they began a day's daily practice, Chinese, mathematics plus English, as well as political physics and chemistry, so cool and crooked, that the heads of the two of them were like rattles, dizzy.

The two of them grew up together since childhood, and they are still from the same village, who doesn't know whom, and being able to be admitted to Nanxing High School is already all the brain platinum.