Chapter 264: Jokes
Li Ji didn't react to Yang Chuan's teasing of Cai Ming, after all, he couldn't get used to Cai Ming's drag like two hundred and five.
"Next!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw a fat man with a bloated figure walk in.
"Fuck me!" Yang Chuan was shocked when he saw the visitor and asked, "Fatty, why are you here?" ”
Liu Hanchao looked at Yang Chuan and said with a smile: "Brother Chuan, I also want to be a big star like you." ”
"Okay!" Yang Chuan asked very depressedly: "Fatty, isn't your ideal to be a professional gamer?" ”
Liu Hanchao replied with a smile: "Brother Chuan, in fact, I think being a star is much more popular than being a gamer." ”
A slut is hypocritical, and this dead fat man is really cheap.
Yang Chuan asked angrily: "Then what role do you want to play?" ”
"Of course, with my figure, I am playing the role of Yu Yifei, and I think this role is particularly suitable for me." Liu Hanchao said.
Yu Yifei is Shi Yanfeng's good brother in the TV series "Eighteen-year-old Sky", and he is also a student of Class 8 of the third year, and more importantly, this role is also a big fat man, so it is indeed appropriate to let Liu Hanchao play this role.
Li Ji looked at Liu Hanchao and asked with a smile, "Do you have any talent shows?" ”
"This." Liu Hanchao thought for a while and said, "I don't have any talent, why don't I tell you a joke!" ”
Yang Chuan glanced at him and said, "Fatty, you yourself are a joke and tell us a joke." ”
"Brother Chuan, I won't take you to hit people like this." Liu Hanchao said dissatisfied.
Yang Chuan said helplessly: "Since you want to tell jokes, it's better to tell you about those sad things and make us laugh." ”
Liu Hanchao raised a middle finger at Yang Chuan and said disdainfully: "I'm tired!" Brother Chuan, it's too bad for you to say that, buddy. ”
Sun Feifei on the side was a little impatient and said, "Okay, you better hurry up and tell your jokes!" ”
Then, Liu Hanchao adjusted his mood and began to tell his jokes.
"It is said that one night a mosquito and a praying mantis peeked at a girl taking a bath in the bathhouse, so the two began to brag about each other. The mosquito first said, 'Dude, did you see that?' Ten years ago, I had two bites on her breasts. Now it has swollen into two large bags, and even the two heads are swollen red. When the praying mantis heard this, he was very unconvinced and said, "You are a hair!" Ten years ago, Lao Tzu stabbed her between her legs, and she still bleeds every month, and the wounds around her are infected and grow a lot of black hair. ”
Oops, I'll go! After listening to Liu Hanchao's joke, Yang Chuan decisively turned his head and pretended not to know this obscene buddy.
Li Ji and Chen Bo both held back their faces and turned red after listening to Liu Hanchao's joke, if it weren't for the fact that there was a Sun Feifei next to him who was a girl, it is estimated that the two of them would have laughed out loud.
Sun Feifei blushed and scolded in a low voice: "Shameless! ”
After Liu Hanchao finished telling his obscene joke, he asked with a smug smile: "Brother Chuan, what do you think of what I said?" ”
Yang Chuan rolled his eyes and said, "Fatty, although your jokes are shameless enough, they are still average in my eyes!" ”
"Oh, no!" Liu Hanchao asked very skeptically: "Brother Chuan, can you still tell more obscene jokes than me?" ”
"Absolutely!"
After speaking, Yang Chuan told jokes that were even more obscene than Liu Hanchao.
"It is said that one day, a fashionable girl went for a walk in the wilderness, and suddenly she was in a hurry to pee, so she ran to a place where there was no one and peed. But after peeing, the fashionable girl realized that she didn't bring paper. In desperation, she could only pick a few leaves to wipe her little sister, but because the leaves were too rough, her little sister was hot and painful. ”
Seeing this, the fashionable girl looked at her red and swollen little sister and scolded angrily: 'You girl! Usually you are used to eating meat, and you can't stand it if you eat vegetarian once in a while! ’”
"Wowha~!"
After Yang Chuan finished telling this joke, Li Ji and Chen Bo couldn't help laughing anymore.
Liu Hanchao gave Yang Chuan a thumbs up and said, "Brother Chuan, compared to you, you are the real lewd talent in the obscene world!" ”
"You're kind ~!" Yang Chuan smiled modestly.
After listening to Yang Chuan's obscene jokes, Sun Feifei reached out and pinched his thighs and scolded in a low voice: "You are really a hooligan!" ”
"Huh?"
At this moment, Yang Chuan really wanted to cry without tears, he was just telling a joke, how could he become a hooligan.
Li Ji laughed so much that tears came out, looked at Liu Hanchao and said, "Okay, you go out first and wait for the result!" ”
"Okay!"
There was a whistle. Liu Hanchao turned around and went out proudly.
"Next!"
Seeing Liu Hanchao leaving, Li Ji stopped laughing and shouted.
As soon as the words fell, I saw a tall and slender girl walk in.
"Well, how could Teacher Fu be you?"
It was none other than Yang Chuan's current high school homeroom teacher, Fu Chunxiu.
I saw that it was Yang Chuan. Fu Chunxiu was a little embarrassed and said: "Yang Chuan, the teacher also has a star dream." ”
Although Fu Chunxiu is Yang Chuan's homeroom teacher, she is only a dream girl in her twenties who has just graduated from a normal college.
Li Ji looked at Fu Chunxiu and said, "You can introduce yourself first!" ”
"Hello everyone! My name is Fu Chunxiu, I am the head teacher of the first (5th) class of Nanjiang No. 1 High School, and I am twenty-one years old this year, and I want to participate in the role of Pei Pei in the TV series "Eighteen-year-old Sky". Fu Chunxiu said.
The role of Pei Pei is to play an English teacher in the TV series "Eighteen-Year-Old Sky".
"Uh-huh~!" Li Ji nodded and asked, "Do you have any talent show?" ”
"I'll play a guzheng for everyone!"
After saying this. Soon Fu Chunxiu went to get a guzheng and came over.
I have to say that Fu Chunxiu's music playing the guzheng is very good, which makes people enjoy a kind of beauty.
After more than ten minutes, Li Ji said with a smile: "Very good. You go out first! ”
"Thank you~!"
Then, Fu Chunxiu walked out with the guzheng.
"Next!"
After Fu Chunxiu left, dozens of people came in one after another, but most of them were unqualified and eliminated.
Little by little, time passed, and soon it was noon.
"Director Li, now all the people in the queue outside have been selected." Yang Chuan Road.
"Hmm~!" Li Ji nodded and looked at Chen Bo on the side and asked, "How many qualified actors have been selected today?" ”
Chen Bo took the notebook and replied: "There are probably more than 20 main actors. ”
As soon as he heard this, Li Ji nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's almost, just find some extras to play the rest." ”
Yang Chuan picked up the notebook written by Chen Bo and frowned: "Director Li, it seems that we are still missing one of the most important roles." ”
Li Ji asked curiously: "Yang Chuan, what are the most important roles we are missing?" ”
Yang Chuan replied: "We have lost the role of Gu Yuetao, the real protagonist of the TV series "Eighteen-year-old Sky", the teacher of the eighth class of the third year, you must know that Gu Yuetao is the most important role in our TV series. ”
If it weren't for Yang Chuan's lack of age, he would also want to play the role of Gu Yuetao.
Hearing Yang Chuan's words, Li Ji frowned.
Sun Feifei also said distressedly: "Director, we can't start filming this drama without the role of Gu Yuetao!" ”
"Alas~!"
Yang Chuan sighed lightly, he didn't expect that after a long time of selection, he didn't even choose the leading actor. (To be continued......)