The second set of plans, only pretending to be pitiful, not crying, using the strongest to pretend to be pitiful, to stimulate the sympathy of the Chinese people, to stimulate the indignation of the Chinese people, and to achieve the strongest sensational effect with silent sensationalism.

"Fake the pain." The dragon butterfly dance is like a professional director, and he commands solemnly.

Uh, this brother will, "Shhh Zhang He gasped heavily, pretending to be in pain that he thought was in place.

Once, Zhang He relied on this trick to win the care and apology of Dragon Butterfly Dance, but he forgot that at that time, Dragon Butterfly Dance was to listen to this voice and see this expression as a wife who was a husband, but now, Dragon Butterfly Dance's position is that of the director and audience.

Fake, fake can't be fake, even a three-year-old doll can see that this guy is pretending, Long Diewu shook her head helplessly and said, "Can you not be so fake?" ”

Uh, is it fake? Brother is the strongest Oscar actor, even the smart actor you can deceive, how can it become a fake all of a sudden? However, Long Butterfly Dance didn't give Zhang He face at all, and said with a serious face again, "Imagine the pain when you were abused by the Eagle King. ”

Okay, brother try.

After thinking about it, thinking about it, thinking about it again, Zhang He didn't come up with a reason, but in order to match the professionalism of the Dragon Butterfly Dance, Zhang He still wailed very professionally, "Ah." ”

Long Diewu was completely speechless, and couldn't help but turn white like Zhang He viciously, and said with disdain on his face, "People who know that you are pretending to be in pain will only find it funny, and those who don't know that you are pretending to be in pain will think that you are in high tide." ”

Eh, my brother is obviously wailing, why did it get into your mouth, but it became so? Zhang He was completely speechless, and couldn't help but ask weakly, "Is it really that fake?" ”

"What do you say?" Long Diewu couldn't help but roll her eyes and said, "If I had known, I would have arranged for someone else to help you be interviewed." ”

Forehead!

Zhang He looked at Long Butterfly Dance speechlessly, and asked weakly, "What should I do then?" ”

"There's only one last trick left." Long Diewu said helplessly, "You can just be a mummy, and leave the rest to me, remember, when receiving eventful reporters, you can only nod or shake your head very hard, and you can't make any sound, even if you really can't hold it back, you can only weakly make one or two onomatopoeia like mmmm." ”

Eh, can you still have one or two lines for running tricks? No matter what you say, brother is also a former actor, how can you not even give a line to my brother, and let my brother directly play the mummy? But thinking about it, Zhang He also agrees with this idea very much, no matter what, in the face of the media, Dragon Butterfly Dance is indeed better than himself.

Let's go, when the time comes, if my brother really can't help it, just pretend to be unconscious, right? Forget it, with my brother's acting skills, I'm afraid that pretending to be unconscious will be picked by thousands of viewers to find out the slightest flaw, it seems that if it really doesn't work, my brother will simply give his acupuncture points a few times, and go directly to the coma.

In this case, brother, what bastard can pick a bone out of an egg? Facing the director Long Butterfly Dance, Zhang He could only nod helplessly, clearly expressing the meaning of obeying the organizational arrangement.

The big thing was finalized, and the dragon butterfly dance also became relaxed, and his face was once again piled up with a slightly charming smile, "Let's go, Mr. Zhang, go meet your employees, you have disappeared for so long, it's time to stand up and stabilize the morale of the army." ”

Uh, isn't there you? Besides, my brother was injured like this, and he was ready to play the mummy in his true colors, so it didn't seem suitable to preside over the meeting at this time, right? In that case, won't my brother's painful bitter meat drama be a goof?

"I'd better go back to the clinic and be a mummy, and I'll come back after tomorrow's press conference, shall I?" Zhang He couldn't help but said weakly, "I'm afraid that I'm happy when I say that I'm still a seriously injured wounded, in this case, wouldn't I be a goof?" ”

"That's just as well." Long Butterfly Dance nodded, and said with deep agreement, "You finally have a little self-knowledge, okay, I'll go to the staff meeting first, and you can go back to being your mummy, Giggles." ”

Well, are you really going to leave me alone in the clinic all night? No, Jingyan's wife will definitely stay by his brother's side all night, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a burst of happiness, fortunately he didn't say anything to invite this chick, otherwise, tonight will definitely be unpeaceful again.

Long Butterfly smiled charmingly, came with a burst of fragrant wind, and gently tapped Zhang He's earlobe with her soft crisp lips, and the warm breath made Zhang He involuntarily feel a strange itch, "Is your public food still enough?" The dragon butterfly dance fairy licked Zhang He's earlobe and asked with temptation.

Uh, does she want it again? However, but this is the office, Zhang He couldn't help but say weakly, "I'm afraid it's not okay here?" ”

Long Diewu suddenly burst into tears, can this guy think of anything else besides thinking about it? Long Chu couldn't help but slam Zhang He fiercely, and said speechlessly, "What are you thinking about?" I mean, whether you have enough food to hand over to Wang Jingyan. ”

Eh, well, it's my brother who is amorous, but, since it's not what you want, why are you acting so impatient, why are you so proactive? Zhang He thought a little speechlessly, Wang Jingyan is not as crazy as you, as long as her brother doesn't take the initiative to tease her, in this state, she will definitely not seduce her brother.

……

After a few more words of arguing with Zhang He, Long Butterfly Dance and Zhang He walked out of the office one after another, but Long Butterfly Dance walked openly, while Zhang He used stealth techniques. Just as Zhang He was about to enter the consultation room and continue to act as a mummy, a young nurse happened to come up to him.

The little nurse is very beautiful, no less than the dragon butterfly dance, but what is completely different from the mature and charming dragon butterfly dance is that the little nurse has just a simple youth, and at first glance it is a graduate who has just walked out of the university gate, or an intern who is interning.

"The king is always good."

"Hello."

Just when the two greeted each other, the corners of Zhang He's mouth involuntarily appeared with an obscene smile, Yaya, you usually bully your brother, but this time, it is finally my brother's turn to bully you. In the turn of his mind, Zhang He immediately turned around suddenly, quietly followed behind the little nurse, and pinched her plump buttocks vigorously when she passed by Long Diewu.

"Ahh The little nurse couldn't help but let out an instinctive scream, and subconsciously turned around and looked nervously at the back of the dragon butterfly dance.

"Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?" Long Butterfly Dance also turned around and asked with concern.

The little nurse looked at Long Diewu nervously, and involuntarily blushed, and said with a nervous face, "No, there is no god horse." ”

Long Diewu glanced at the little nurse curiously, and said again, "If it's okay, then I'll go first." ”

"Hmm." The little nurse was nervous, but made an inaudible sound.

The dragon butterfly dance left, and the nervous look on the little nurse's face finally dissipated, and slowly changed to a faint smile, and it seemed that the smile was still very ambiguous, full of a little expectation.

Nima, brother won't really touch a female pull-pull in a gray and gloomy manner, right? Looking at the little nurse's expectant smile, Zhang He suddenly felt speechless.

It seems that my brother really touched a pull-pull.

Nima, I wanted to deliberately play a prank and cause some trouble to that little girl, but I never thought that such a magical thing would happen, but this time it seems to be self-defeating.

When the little nurse walked away, Zhang He also entered the consultation room speechlessly, and immediately put on a posture with his heart facing the sky, and seriously comprehended the spiritual cultivation exercises that he had just realized.

There are three thousand avenues, thousands of different paths, the world has not opened, a piece of chaos, however, the sky is pregnant with Pangu, and it should be born in the way of heaven. Pangu, the ancestor of cultivating gods, felt the essence of the unity of heaven and man, and understood the key to taking advantage of the situation, so that he could open the heaven and earth with the power of one person, and turn into the vast earth with flesh and blood, and achieve the lives of all races.

Later, all races arise together, ten thousand ways are derived, however, all changes do not deviate from their sects, and thousands of different paths, but the word homeopathy, along the sky, along the terrain, along the human trend, along the trend of the universe, along the trend of all races.

Can heaven and earth be reversed? Is the universe reversible? Yes, no, no.

Reversing heaven and earth, reversing the universe, can get a momentary success, however, all things in heaven and earth are self-contained in the underworld, all things are born together, all things are mutually restrained, this is constant.

Constant, balanced, and eternal.

One reason, white rationalization, Shinto one way, interlocking, along with the trend of heaven and earth, along the trend of all things, with the trend of the universe, with the trend, with the trend, with the trend of the endless universe.

This is Shinto, to perceive the potential of all things in the world, to make good use of the potential of all things in the world, the wind has the wind potential, the water has the water potential, the fire has the fire potential, the wood has the wood potential, the gold has the gold potential, the earth has the soil potential, the thunder has the thunder potential, everything in the world has the potential, and you can also go against the trend. However, everything in the world is first smooth, and then reversible, smooth for a long time, and reversible, but for the long-term, it should only be reversed, not forced, otherwise, it will hurt people and hurt a few.

Reverse and obedience exist in one mind, however, obedience is the basis, adversity is supplemented, remember also.

……

It took more than half an hour for Zhang He to finally successfully sort out his thoughts, and to sum up, it is nothing more than three simple sentences:

1. Shinto, originated from Pangu, the old man of Pangu because he was well versed in the homeopathy of Shinto, so he opened the world;

Second, Shinto, pay attention to the trend, although occasionally you can also go against the trend, but always to follow the trend;

3. The cultivation of Shinto is mainly based on the perception of potential, gold, wood, water, fire, earth, everything has potential, as long as you understand this potential, you can take advantage of the potential to rise and enjoy the universe.

Nima, these ancient old men, are they all idle eggs, only need three simple sentences to explain the problem clearly, they have been sprinkled with thousands of words, and the most unbearable thing is that from beginning to end, these old men are talking big words and clichés, but they don't mention how to perceive the situation, how to borrow the specific method, this is simply unreasonable.

Complaining is complaining, but Zhang He couldn't help but fall into contemplation again, and once again seriously savored the thousands of empty words and clichés sprinkled with joy.

Because, this is something that the master left to himself, and it is also something that Zhuge Huan Long Aotian wanted to get at the expense of his family, so it must be a good thing